Show hi BREVITIES when a man cannot drive well weil he the deficiency of edit edif tion in that respect by severely pounding his animals the planting of trees around mining claims ia 19 urged in california they areso abeso hand handy to habein in lynching lunching lyn ching neighborhood neighbor neighborhoods hool hooK billy patterson died in georgia the other day and ills his heirs beirs ana and assigns will not carry out that enquiry V I 1 I aly concerning the personality of zile ille the 1 individual who once struck him the blow seems to have been fatal at last when old sam crowder down in pike was running for justice of the peace his anticipation of the honors in store for her ller said als nis my aly fean fear when you rot ret to be justice of tho peace what will I 1 be yeii you ll 11 said old sam why bethe be the same old tool fool you always was gentlemen who notice a suspicious dopking character dogging their footsteps will be careful nei ther to knock him down nor call in the police remember that it is fashionable nowadays now a days for wives to employ private detectives detective sand and it is not pleasing to expose your d domestic 0 troubles to the cold glare of an public cincinnati times we once knew a man who had large hot legs of roasted mutton every morning for his breakfast and what gigantic pieces do de resistance he had bad for tor his dinner only his hir cook and butcher knew when he bought turkeys he bought two one for himself and oro ono for his family no emperor in the days of roman decadence ever ate more than this thi s honest new england citizen and he lived to be eighty in spite of hot sausages every night just before going to bed ex you feel a superiority over the whole human race as you yeu stand at the altar with your fair young bride you would not change places with the president yet a few short kears years a few whis kings of broom handles handies I 1 adl 4 an untimely stoppage or tw two 0 of wafted acted flatirons flat irons and your body will rest under the byra syra swaying ying willow while some young gallant will ted partner out to the cemetery and whisper love in her ear car as together they strew peanut pea nut shells over your grave oh why should the spirit of mortal be proud proudly carson triune |