Show Yi victory etory n 1 I 1 belongs to the most post persevering 11 quincy III ili has bas h as discharged ma police from motives of economy two things that ca be calculated upon lightning and juries france haa hap ha t theatres theartres the atres italy spain aut ant anit aul Eo england giand glaud f in india d la rail rall railways ways charge passenger passengers s eight cents per mile fc talut A portrait of napoleon I 1 when he was waa fourbears four years yeara of age has in corsica 1 I want more head and ISS less tongue said napoleon when filling the varied department departments 4 of state women who live to be thirty and over without marrying in russia are tabooed in fashionable society bull run russell bussell will do the suez canal opening for the london times and edward dicey for the telegraph the queen of prussia gives five hundred dollars to every woman in the kingdom who has bus given birth to twelve children at a public house the landlord has painted upon the outside of his door 6 good beer sold here but dont take my word for it 1 I did not usurp the crown said napoleon pole orl proudly it was waa lying in the mire I 1 picked it up the people placed it on my head the city of new york consumes annually fully fally one million five hundred thousand sheep boston five hundred thousand and other cities in proportion ninety two thousand nine hundred and ninety three buildings in philadelphia are supplied with water ana and about in new york A newsboy in new L ew york the other day was heard crying out eres your police gazette nother one of them things by missus stowe A wedding guest in new york estimates that out wt of 82 marriages which he attended last season only nineteen were 11 love matches I 1 napoleon had no tendencies to gallantry madam de said to him it is reported that you are not very partial to the ladies damm tarn very fond of my wife madam was his laconic reply A fashionable young lady was seen walking down montgomery street san francisco recently with five dollar gold id pieces on the tips of the heels of her hen ler boots A writer in th the new york times charges that the P practice of indulging in I 1 private bottles at home is fearfully on the t e increase among the respectable ladles ladies of new york mr hir jones of hartford thought he smelt gas the other night and lighted a match to see it he next found himself in the street all ablaze when a friendly policeman put him out by rolling him in the gutter A witty prelate was once asked if he did not think such a one followed his conscience yes said his lordship i 1 I think he follows it as a man does a horse in a gig he drives it first mrs foley of west rutland vt a tw few days once since poured kerosene oil upon p I 1 an lier her fuel to hasten the fire and lost her life bythe experiment thousands of foolish people tempt death in this way dr lyman beecher once said 99 ai A great many professed christians have no other idea of religion than that it is the means of getting to heaven when they die As to doing anything for god while they live it does not enter into their plans I 1 tell you my brethren I 1 do not believe belleve there is one in five hundred of such professors prof essora that will reach heaven for there ia is a magnanimo ity in true religion that is above al all ail such contemptible meanness j an invalid son of bacchus was abou aboul to undertake an operation for dropsy at a the hands of his physicians oh father father screamed a son of t the thi patient who was wits looking on do any thing else but dont let them tap you 7 but sammy said the father it wil do me good and I 1 shall live many malyj year after to make you happy IN no father you wont there was neve anything tapped in our house that last las ed longer than a week |