Show amore persons fall out concerning the right road to heaven than ever pet get to the end of their journey WA QA man i boasted that he once had a brother who was a revolutionary HERO it came out that the person spoken of was ion long on the treadmill IVA IV A man with a large family was complaining of we the difficulty of supporting them all but said said a friend you have sons big enough to earn something tor for you yon now the difficulty is they are too big to work esy W the french and english journals are at present speculating upon the practicability of turning the electric telegraph telegraph raph that connects england and france via the iannel channel c I 1 into medium of conversational intercourse the modus operandi is this A plate of silver and one zinc is taken into th the e month one above and ahe he other below the tongue they are then placed in contact with the wire wire and afi the words issuing from the mouth so prepared are con J keyed across the oy by me wn wil e probably in a whisper though th the e account does not say ay it has been tried ried it is said with successful results now we hope the experiments ments will turn out as stated to io be true it would save an immense amount of time to the citizens of this republic blowers in congress gress instead of occupying the house or senate may quietly step to a telegraph office place ac a plate late of silver anti and one of fine zinc in their legislative legislative lips lips and ana breathe breathe over the wire to their cons constituent i speeches to buncombe Buncom de thousands of dollars and great expenditure pend iture of luns lungs may thus be saved the only doubt we have in this his matter is that GAS wil inot perhaps travel 1 I along the tho wires so beadli v as elce D U diverse adverse ni verse |