| Show YANKEE WEDDING A few days ago there arrived at a hotel in boston a couple from rhode island who oame came to qu qua ae etl eti in n t the it e bonds 1 0 n g of 0 strino as t e m ual r ads ral ugh coustry Y nut out for gor the pro prieto r of the hotel who quickly answered his hig summon say say bay nan fan lord the stranger pointing to his hi modest D dulciana dulo Dulc inea iaea in m the corner of the parlor pailor athis this is u my young oon cou cantan con ian tan kaow weve cum all the thi way from rheoda island and want to be faced sen ben for the minister will yer want it dun up rite strait off the landlord smiled and went out a and nd half an hour afterward a licensed miri mirl minister ister lster made his hie appearance the obliging host with one or two avro waggish friends were called in as witnesses wit to the scene kaow mr Stig giris said the yankee deu it up bbown and yur moneys ready and ind forthwith the reverend gentleman commenced by directing the parties to join their head hemd the yankee stood up by his blushing ladylove lady love like a sick kitten hugging a hot brick seized her hand and was waa as much pleased as i racoon might be supposed to be with two tail tali you pr promise omige mr sir A said the parson to take this thi vroman woman mid said the yankee at once to be your lawful and wedded wife that you will love and honor her in all things yae ees kes that you will cl cling to her and her only ee so ion lon iong long gasy as you ou both E shall all ali live ilver indeed bothin else c continued the yankee in the most delighted and earnest mi tiner bli bit but t here the r reverend Te rend clergy man halted baited much to the surprise of all present and more especially to the annoyance and discomfiture of the intended bridegroom yae I 1 said added the yankee one moment my friend responded the minister slowly for it suddenly occurred to him that the law of massachusetts did not permit of this performance without the observance of a etc for are tain length of time botn thunders the matter misac damont stop goon cro on put ER N ins plit split eh aint sick mister be cerp just at this moment my friend I 1 h tr thought that you cant be married in in mas alas chu cant the reason 1 I 1 lik lk hershe n en she likes m MB is tu hender bender you been published sir I 1 thin aint a goin to be auther ats wot v come ERE for on the sly go 0 go on old feller feiler rel fel lerl leri 1 I really sir said the parson wal go ahead taunt stunt fair 3 u see eee taint I 1 youve youre married n r and halat her go on mont st here at aint jest the thing kaow by gra gi a ahus taint ai 1 I will consult no yer no yer con cou bothin ner nobody till this ere busini S concluded kaow mind I 1 tell ye said sald joaa than resolutely and in an in instant stant he hao turned the key in and out of the lock loch am d J the titter ings of the witnesses who w pearly vearly choked with merriment analow say in mister ster as wo we waro ware conti aea the yankee seizing his big trembling intend ed by the hand 1 gain go on rite strait aror where you left or off you can t come mul mm 0 this half way busin Lusin business Ls iness ess with rith ith this child so put pu er and no dodging it ill all be right go it if the parson reflected a moment and cun CUT eluded to risk riak it continued you promis madam to take this man to be your lawful husband bagg said the yankee as th lady bowed that you will love honor bonor and OBEY onry rhems cm em said the yankee as the lad bowed again and that you will cling to him so long as you both shall shul sh ul live tuat THAT S the talk said john and the laty laty said lyes yes a acain in then in in the presence of flipse witnessed wit nesse I 1 pronounce you man and urla uria wu honorah Ho orah shouted Jo nathn jonathan leaping nearly to the boilini coilet cei coi liT with joy ana and what god has put tor together rether let not man put asunder honorah Ho orah continued john th price hadow much apt sp t it about dont b yen did it jes like a book old fe fel ler eres erea eres ores a V never nand the chiare sen fur a hack landlord lan lord give us yer bill buil ive got her hail hall columbia happy lano roared the poor fellow entirely unace unable to c n r troi hi joy and t ten en minutes afler afterward ward he wo 9 on it hig his way ti id again in to the providence depo depot with his hia wire wife the e happiest man out of jail we heard the details of the above scene from an eye witness odthe of the ceremony and we could not avoid putting fr it down as one of the weddin weddings cs amerl ameri american c an union |
