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Show 1 F when a hen pheasant flew into BOX ELDER NEWS , his window, breaking the pane. Shrafan said it was a beautiBrigham CliT Utah ful bird, but calculated it had Wednesday. June 7, 1950 cost him for window glass, Coffee Drinker Gets Bird 50 cents $2.50 for the cup that he But It Cost Him $14 dropped and broke when the bird came crashing in and $1 CHICAGO (UP) Edward Sha-Ira- n for cleaning a suit stained by got the bird and he figures the coffee m the cup. But the biggest item was $14 it cost him $14. for mounting the pheasant. Shafran was drinking coffee - I I I f I I (MG03 "The farmer can look around his home, his toolshed, and his barns and see a world of evidence that the metal miner' is one of his valuable friends. A miner, too, has only to look at the good things on his table to appreciate his debt to the farmer." FOR FATHERS DAYt 6 4 , I ... Arrow i : .! j ARAZEPHYR ! ' Ensembles Just About AH4ftUUuj By Bob Crompton Ralph has a pet peeve, so we have Just learned. 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Give Dad the handkerchiefs he prefers! ARROW, of course) Made of fine quality lawn or pure Irish linen and sized to his taste! Snowy whites! Colored borders! Monograms! Many, many types to choose from! . hooe Phon Made in Salt take's Famous Brewery by &tattduyUfl t Handkerchiefs I Is 1,000. news, please. Peaking from beneath the cap could see the president mak flSO CtfSKEBCOIlJ GOIH3 - , I The , f I as supplied 4 started acros sthe stage with each step bringing the cap millimeter or more down over by already nearly blind eyes. I reached 'By the time the president I could - barely see light of day. S, Inc Walk A Block s a? By the time I reached the edge of the stage I had to tilt my head at a 45 degree angle to see beneath the nomadic cap, Its lower edge now covered the top half of my eyes, and the tassle, combined with the fumes of several tons of flowers surrounding the stage, were playing havoc with my itchy nose. Adjusting it was unthinkable, Mf frwa r The same tires adjustments. patterns. On Slde mg some Now the eyes of the entire audience, were on me, or at least that was the feeling, and I couldnt make any more hat good-look- A Store Window: Seance Of Wonders show will be Loose with the East and Bela Lugosi. adjusted it. cool and crisp all day long ! Like all Arrows, betArazephyrs are famous for smart x City A local young woman will be desperate motion in the window of waving the diploma at me or hypnotized the North Main 'Furniture store, something. I dark. in the was and a blindfolded man under too far I quickly moved my hand to my the control of hypnotism will head to put the cap where it drive a brand new Kaiser motor Of course with over a thou- belonged.. car, furnished through the coursand students to outfit in the tesy of Smith Motor company, black garbs, you were just lucThe president was red in the the streets of Brigham ky if you received a cap , that face, and I would swear I heard through head like City. fit didnt either your him say something not particua dishpan or like your little larly appropriate to a college These two thrilling sights will afterbrothers last years beanie. be witnessed Saturday president. noon, June 17, Vosco Call, manMine fit like the dish pan There was not time to waste. ager of the Capitol theater, anand it had a tassle that was de- The whole affair was becoming nounces, in connection with the termined to fall only to the visit to our city of Dr. Zomb front. Each step I would take terrifically embarrassing. who will personally conduct the the graduation cap Seance I grabbed the presidents right internationally famous edged forward over my eyes hand with my left, shook the of Wonders, which is being with the tassle flipping diploma with my right, sneezed, featured in a gigantic midnight back and forward, tickling my did another left turn and felt show at the Capitol theater Satnose. hayfever-tende- r the presidents broad hand qn urday midnight, June 17. The young woman will be put back give a big shove. That was all right, however, my to sleep by hypnotism at 3:30 for by making proper adjustI marched to the other side p. m., and will not be awakened ments every ten seconds or so, of the stage and proudly opened until sometime during the theaI could keep the cap on the ter performance after midnight. It read: my diploma. back of my head so 1 could see, Turn your cap and gown in Dr. Zomb will awaken her from and the tassle would flip wildly at the book store and receive the trance on the theater stage but harmlessly on my forehead. your diploma. The blindfold drive has been Yesterday, it seems, was quite I made a right face. The cap an event in mine and Ermas down my forehead. I adslip Jives. We concluded our first it. year of wedlock not always justed blissful but always successful. I walked to the end of my Also, this week marks a year since graduation from the U.S. aisle. Each step brought the cap farther down on my fore head. As I made my first left face I flipped my head back AMERICAS ONLY trying to put the cap farther back. Instead it reared up a Automatic Sprinkler bit and fell back in the same place. ifunSedl mwe meshlike It all brings back nostalgic memories, for instance, graduation ceremonies last year. Supposed to be an impressive ceremony, each of the graduating "students was given a cap and gown, on a rental basis, at a price that should have bought you two of them. Sleeping Beauty To Be Seen In Brigham self-servic- e by j j N-- A thief was in the ball park a couple of weeks ago on Wednesday. Jimmy Cleverly stole everything but the bat boys Jack knife and still went home without .police escort. The alert baseball cleptoma-nia- c needed only to have a base in front of him, and his Itchy feet were carrying him towards Finally, on graduation mornit, usually without help from after listening several ing, the batter. hours of very dry talks by sevthe On one four base circuit, eral very dry educators, moment came. big clever Cleverly outraced the They hauled forward a leaf of throw to first by virtue of his unrocket feet; made the pitcher papers that looked like an nervous as a pregnant rabbit abridged copy of Gone With in a. forest fire, by dodging out The Wind and started reading for second base several times the names of the graduates. As a name was called the and then beating the throw from the pitcher to first by a graduate stood up at his seat, did a right face, walked to the dive. He finally stole second and end of the row of chairs In American Forks catcher over- which he had been seated, did eighteen threw the second baseman. Cle- a left turn, walked feet, did another left turn, and verly went on to third. Not satisfied with simply then walked across the stage to receive his diploma, handed filching two bags he made the out by the college president. to dash home and put the plate safely beneath him in front of the helpless catchers eyes with 24 The walk across the stage was steps long. There was one the.ease of a Gypsy stealing a In the center of the stage. stop in a Here you grasped the diploma drug store. with your left hand, the An audience of eskimos presidents hand with your would have been more comfor- right, shook briskly three times, table at the game. A young and moved on. gale brought temperatures to In a matter of 30 minutes an uncomfortable low, and had worked their way through it not been for Mrs. Brown lend- they the list to my name, they called us corner the of her blanket ing we would probably have pneu- it. I Jumped to my feet, the cap slip down my forehead, monia now. can-open- 1 4 old -- ffiffll me. t i and a year of work at the A.C. PAGE EIGHT permisarranged with police the demonstrate will sion and possibilities of hypnotic thought transference as performed by nr Zomb. showing The feature picture this with stage conjunction in 30- Eitr -v Pdt Bruce I Wax re 980 52-9- Bruci Floor Clomir Bruce Fasti Wax 68o 59c sTio 3L3T 8 146 South Main si's Street PHONE 548 The Friendly Store For Men MERRELLS, Inc. 'Walk A Block And Save' RUB tire:headquarters |