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Show I DCC tZ C THE 15 on soout hue ohilmd. ten ecti e; junk j, iu. AltHlVlC lrnclo.. st Jaw, Who goes out strolling in the park? Who wears ray clothes when on a lark? Who tells me Fra an easy My brother-in-la- Fr day. Dally except Sunday. Chaffee 1 W. H. BANCROFT. and General Manager. D. E. HURLEY. S. W. ECCLF.S. Gen. Trf. Mgr. Gen. Pass. & Ticket Agt. Vice-Preside- nt (iurdUn Knot. A understand that hes Daiherly very well connected. Flasherly You bet! lies tied to his wife apron string. Kansas City fatber-ln-la- mark? tOXSISTlN(i or . . Palace Day Coaches! Elegant Chair Cars! Modern Library Cars! Superb Sleeping Carsl And a Royal a la Carte" Dining Car lrnrirn! An exchange tell of the sad disappointment which came to an indigent young man at the hands of his sweet- heart i stern parent. steel-ra- il . . Running oer a track, on special fast time, gives you a service for comfort, safety and convenience not to be obtained by any other route. Try us once and be convinced. Ask our ticket agent for C. M. & St- - 1. tickets, ami take no oilier. Write for maps, time tallies, etc., to rock-ballaste- So you love my daughter, do you?" this discouraging person, Can you support her if I consent to the marriage?" I hoped, was the cheerful response, "that if you considered my suit favorably you could give me a situation where it would be possible for me to inquired I could, Oh, COMMERCIAL was the brief reply. thank you! said the hopeful . The People's Favorite Regular Stick. Yes," said Brown, you always find me with a pen. In my hand. I am a regular penholder, old man. Lets see," replied Jones, musingly, a penholder la usually a stick. Isnt Ohio State Journal. It? Making; It Easy for Him. asked Mis Have you a sister? Willing of her brothers college chum. But Ive Alas! no, he replied. often longed for the soothing influence of a S. H. BABCOCK, Traffic Manager. and General Manager. GEO. W. HEINTZ, Gen. Passenger Agent. sisters love. How sad, she said. But, fortube to able secure a nately, you may points without change of cars, and the only, line operating Buffet. Smoking and LibraryX cars and Pullman Dining cars, with eleven and twelve hours quickest time to Missouri river and Chicago, respectively. -- )l. pi. CLAY, General Agent. City Ticket Office, No. 201 Main Street. THE DELMOHICO Dealer. it. Cleveland Plain piano? Dix CAFE. ERASTUS HANSON. EMIL city. Creature. Put em on the parlor table. Stray No, she has changed her mind about Stories. getting a divorce. She doesnt want it now. Noncommittal. Why not? Does Hix your wife play at the Her. husband was too willing she have TRAINS ARRIVE SALT LAKE CITY. The Fast Mail" from ChiNo. 101 cago, St. Paul, St. Louis, Omaha, Kansas City. Denver and Park City 3:00 p m No. The Overland Limited" from Chicago. .St. Louis, Omaha, Kansas 3:00 p m City and Denver Chi3 No. The Pacific Mail" from cago, St. Paul St. Louis. Omaha, 3:30 a m Kansas City and Denver ONLY ONE NIGHT on the road to Omaha, two nights to Chicago and St. Louis. Other lines one night additional. The Union Pacific is the Pioneer Dining Car line from Utah, the only line through to abov$i A Contrary should TRAINS LEAVE SALT LAKE CITY. 6 The Fast Mail" for Chicago, St. Paul. St. Louis. Omaha, Kansas 7:00 a m City, Denver and Park City Limited for Overland No. 2The Chicago, .St. Paul, St. Louis, Omaha, 11:45 a m Kansas City and Deuver 4 No. The Atlantic Express" for Chicago, St. Louis. Omaha, Kansas 6:40 p City and Denver No. 1 substitute. Stranger is this town healthy? Do And what is that? asked the young No. 1 From Provo, Grand Junction die here? 9:30 am many people and the East man. Real Estate Agent No, sir. No. 3 From Provo, Grand Junction The love of some other fellows sis8:55 pm and the East Stranger But I saw a funeral here No. 5 From Provo, Heber, Bingham. ter, replied the artful maid. yesterday. Eureka, Belknap, Mantl and 5:55 pm all intermediate points Real Estate Agent Oh, that was an 2:05 a m No. 2 From Ogden and the West Her Extensive Calling List. 7:55 p m undertaker who killed himself because No. 4 From Ogden and the West No. 7 From Eureka. Payson. Heber, Mrs. Suddenrich Did you write to he couldnt make a living. Provo, and all intermediate the Town Talk Printing company for 10:00am points 5:45 pm No. 41 From Park City The Fact In the Case. specimens of their latent visiting No. 0 From Ogden and intermediate about this Brutus Whats yarn cards? 8:25 a. m points Caesar thrice refusing a golden crown? Daughter Yes, ma; an they just The only line running through Pullman PalCassius The dentist wanted to sent em bout a hundred of 'em, all ace Sleeping Cars from Salt Lake to San Francisco. Salt Lake to Denver via Grand Junction, crown one of his teeth, and Caesar sorts and kinds. and Salt Lake to Kansas City and Chicago via didnt have the nerve to let him go Colorado points. What names are on em? Through Tourist or Family Sleepers, without ahead. Names of all the big bugs in the change, to Kansas City, Chicago and Boston. DODGE, SALT LAKI CITE. ACSI'T. I say, Bill, whats a pedigree?" Oh, someflng dawgs ave! Judy. young man. I I can give you a situation where you For the Steak That Never Came. 5 Customer You are a waiter, arent will have to rise about oclock every you? morning," was the disheartening Waiter Yes, sir. Customer Well, arent you afraid you will lose your job? Ive been waitProved It. ing here longer than you have. New York World. p m d, L. L. DOWNING, AT SALT LAKE CITT. D. C. , HEATED II V STEAM AND SOLID VESTIBULE!). Not What Ho Wantad. LBAVB SALT LAKB Vice-Preside- nt . , . For Provo, Grand Junction 2:15 pm and all points east No 4 For Provo, Grand Junction and 8:03 pm all points east No. 6 For Bingham. Lehi, Provo. Heber, Mantl, Belknap and 8:35 am intermediate points No. & For Eureka, Payson, Provo, Heber and all Intermediate 5:00 p m points No. 3 For Ogden and the West 9:05 pm No. 1 For Ogden and the West 9:45 a m No. 42 For Park City 8:30 a m No. 9 For Ogden, intermediate and Free Reclining Chair Cars from Salt Lake to Denver. No change. Close connections. Safety, speed and comfort. Ticket Office, 1 03 W. Second South Street Postofflce Corner. All LIGHTED IIV ELECTRICITY. A. McHenry. No 3 ARRIVE si. Paul Railway. OUW TWAINS AWE w. CURRENT TIME TABLE. 12:01 A1 the general traveling public. Being the SHORT LINK, between OMAHA and CHICAGO, und running the finest truio itween those jxilnts, it is natural that they should have obtained that repututlon. liulrflulte. ,A west OQ As a caterer to the comfort and safety of Who arise each morn at ten from bed? Who play pinochle and look well fed? since I am wed? Who baa rheumatic My Miwaukec THe CAicago, I rise. City Ticket Office Under Maaontc Hall, No. 100 5Vet Second South Street. l Mis w. DEPART, For Ogden. Omaha, Chicago. Denver, KansusCity, St !(iu!, Cache Val 7.00 a tn ley and Intermediate iofnu Tintic, Mercur and intermediate 7.15 a m Ilnu For (Jarlleld Beach, Tooele and Ter minus 7.45 a m For Ogden. Cache Valley, lluite. He leua, Portland and San Francisco.. 9:45 a m For Ogden. Omaha, Chicago. Denver, Kansas City, St Louis and San 11.45 a tn Francisco For Provo, Sanpete, Milford, and 5.30 p tn intermediate points.......... For Ogden. Deuver, Kansas City, Omaha. St. lamis and Chicago.. .... 5.40 p m For Ogden. Butte. Helena. San Fran cisco uml intermediate points 8:45 p m Trains south of Juab run daily except Sun car? inotherlniaw. My sister-i- n for Alarm. Ooldielocks asked me HOBSON S A KISSER., wat I thought of you last night, Brann that so? , . And as a daring and riuupeienl navt Chaffee Yea. But dont be alarmed. Im obtained a world-wid- e officer. repute I didnt tell her. but ti U no greater than that ti . .V- -. lion, No Cause Who helps roy shattered nerves to Jar? Who screeches like a trolley ear? Who blatherskites Just like her ma? St LouU. Kanu City, and 3.30 a ra r rom Ogden. Portland, Denver.,, jipokane, 9.05 a o limit, Helena and Nan r roui .MiHord, SitnjMU, 1'iuvo and Intermediate jiJou.., 9.35 a in , From ( gdeu. Chu-ugoI ana a, Kan a City, Omaha, Denver und So Franclmi i. co p m From Gurtield llearh. Tooele and Terminus 4.00 p m From Tumc, Mm ur ami imermedt a, 3d p m ale points From Fret ion, Logun. Brigham, 0'- ileu ami intermediate 8.40 p m juuti From tgden. Hum, San Francisco and Intermediate jKiini. 7:50 p in with tender m Who undertakes to trim my hair? Who alwaya wants the beefsteak rare? My Train arrive amt depart H Sail Like City daily u follow; From Ogden. Chicago. Omaha. Alairytug a 1a IluurH, Win walche 'i 11 1 NELSON.... FIRST CLASS MEALS 4)1)1114 LADIES AND GENTLEMENS coffee IN THE CITY. ... LUNCH. l She tells me she does. j 70 East Second South, Salt Lake City, Utah. '1 |