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Show 6 mi-- as imply as a cobblers, an' I took advantage iv tb oppertuiiitv, he says, to five mesclf tell y gintlemcn frm bonvagthe says. he says, ilhr.mk tuinty-fivcups of Lion coffee, an a g.tllin nr two iv Wagners to give me nere, but they failed to do t h jon, an I consider meelf a lucky man he says, 'that I can go home an go to bed,' he says, wid out havin to go in th cage, he says, to cjtiict th lions he says. 'All those, he says, who are not satisfied, he says, can git their mtiney back, he says, 'by callin on th iv th clumber iv commerce. Hut dont all spake at wanst he suss. I didnt axe fr me money back, Hat, but wint down th' streets iv Carro, where saw a number of emails in great emotion, an J consider that afthcr all said an' dunned, 1 got me moneys wurth. "I sec the Dimmycrats ar-rgoin to wurruk th' sixteen to wran rackit agin fall said Mr. Murphy. "Yis theyll be up to th' same old thricks as afore, said Mr. Ilcgney, an till th pure wurrking man how th' city in Salt Lake lies prostrate in th' mud iv dispair, when shll continy to remain until yours thruly the grate Dimmvcratic gits into power agin. "Hut I till ye Pat oive had me fill in th sixtee to wan bizness. Im now waiting to see where Warrin Foster, and th iditorin th Womins Kxponint sthands, before I cast 1 1 e hick : nadcs our sympathy, fr insthead of hem trubled wid a willed hc-.- thi fill, as Hrmv th 1), imcr.it will suffer in Johnson d fate, unless tiny git 'Pommy o.itivjiil, or scud him to Diuver on a d sy, vacn-alio- n' 1 c pa-a- rt anithcr balbt. "I voted fr Hilly Dale th last illiction, an lie says to me, Mick he says, if Pm ilicted itll be by the Irish an' Wilsh vote he says, Ill make ye Chafe of Poolace; Mike Donovan th head in th fire depart-min- t, an Tommy Fidelity Thomas, superin-tindin- t e iv th says. "Well, Pat, about wan oclock th mornin afther th illiction, joost as th Dimmycratic bins an roosters was beginin to crow, I met Hilly in Mulveys; an says he to me, how do ye do chafer Will, Pat, th fillows all hangin around fill over th chairs an tables to shake me by th hand, an incidintly to pull me leg. It cost Mike, Tommy an I jist silver wheels, subscribed to campaign fun, an I blame Billy fr it. Its a dom good thing fr Dale hes conclooded not ro run up against Bairnes in th convinction this year, Pat. Why, said Mr. Murphy. Because hed be wan vote liss. said I Iegney. An whats become of Tommy, Dales blower, an confidential sicretarv? said Mr. Murphy. I dinnaw, said Mr. Hegney. The last I heard iv him he was doin toime in th county jale. Im sorry fr his wife and children, said Mr. Murphy. "Well, ye no nade f be, said Mr. Hig-neAs me ole frind Jawn Stubbs use to say, if yeve eny tares f shid, sh id em fr s dipart-men- t, dimocracy an th fr well nade tliim es shure as fate, if th dhry wither continys. No Pat, I tell ye its th dimocracy that i Tr ut i i - . tiekit It i aid Hi IL. u.m. j m- i lit uenrd i ami ihitj j t gram wtiurhr the Democrat. e member the v.u:dt a i i in tie I -- eight .n troupe p, thinning t v. tv lm l. the council dumb r, atuct. to tr.-.LaV ha an Gu think candidacy.!', a jok imnnut.il cinch on the ..ml all other . t 1m- - D.uc he Tribune combina'ion declares that if Buckle or Lvnch should head the Re publican ticket, time will be a ticket backed by the Tribune, put in the field. It looks very much as if the Republicans are in proper humor to find out whether or not the Tribune combination can lend them around by the nose by nominating Buckle for Mayor. 1 non-partisa- n There is little doubt but that if the convention was held within the next week Buckle would be the nominee. The bitter opposition of Arthur Pratt and Ids organ, the Tribune, which the people generally realize is based solely on personal spilt., is strengthening his chances every day. If the Tribune and Pratt would make a threats Buckle is likelv to be nomi-a ted by acclamation. few-mor- e i point of liable to D.e ci in the rank. o P..t ;. ic.diing tla.t competitor. I r. t,epat awaken liulau: an icganlid pir.int sL-reta- ry 1 tit Tilth I.y the in nidnbip mumu ilmn on t; David!. l.a t ti hnaien iuly hi ,dwa lufii .i lui: I)rsmcr.uv. friend ha found him tri.e .. ti 1, la. t hereto lore when dial lane lim m..dc he ha only a lour flush with the advice to keep il until the next ihction and then uv and fill. Now Dave i nadv to dru to TV bob-tai- l and his friends insist he will get tt.e joker. They are gi tting tired ol CuMaw.s with the glad hand am! ferpetual mi!e, il wax 1 eil Ezra Thompson is not out of the race for the immorally nomination, Ezra is r.at. pushing himself, hut hi fri ml are legit n and if lie decides to get into the conv ntii n he will stir up a good deal of enthusiasm by reason of hi popularity am! recognized worth. n Arthur Pratts chief vocation nowadays is to fight Buckle and boom John J. Daly. Mr. Daly is a good man. though a great many Republicans are questioning each other about the color of j. J.s politics. This, however, does not bother Pratt. Anything to beat Buckle. side shows m.i. blast in at Tin-- ; JOINT CITY AND CofNIY BtILIHNG. See I hem Before the Close of the Season. wather-wur-rksh- twenty-five-sixteen-to-w- an ca-a- rt y. wahter-wur-ruk- Almost any day you can now. find Billy Lynch at the corner of Second South and Main, unattended save for his busted Mayoralty boom, arms folded across his manly chest, his Appolo figure and shriners charm exposed to the public gaze, in a vain hope that the sight may inspire friends not to desert so easily as they have during the past week. Ray Naylor is sure to get the Republican nomination for City Recorder. Dewey himself couldnt head him off. Meyer and his protege, Parley White, are very, much in evidence looking for a lost nomination. Meyer would like the Republicans to make a City Treasurer out of Parley. - Albert Reiser, the able assistant of that incompetent official commonly known by the name of S. M. T. Sedden, is in the race for the nomination of City Auditor. Fred Price and his lieutenants, Callister and Fldredge, are pushing him. It is claimed by some that the Herald would support Reiser, though this is probably a canard, circulated for the purpose in injuring his Reiser would make a good chances. official. V The Salt Palace Management Being Anxious to Close a Contract With the Management of These Freaks for Next Season. The Bearded Ladv 0 Mme Jonian Tee Kainc, In her noted lecture on What About Water Systems. S. I Know Empty Sedden, In his latest success, Ability. Exhibiting My Great The friend of the widows will next manner will pear and in his Swan-lik- e apen- lighten the visitors on The Art of Keeping Books That Show Nothing. See the smooth man, the oily man, the man with the smile of wav-Backma- n. Coal dealers should receive advice on weighing coal from that great record maker Morris, imported directly from the home of all wonders, the Third precinct. Visitors are advised to tip the great Sulu chief manager in charge. Sit-a-we- y, A |