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Show Till-- : II KK OLE PEHRSONS SCHEME. muna ' Master vas vun faller vat vas maik sum muna ef Ay get chance. Ay vas hav grate skeem, u no Av vas yeuius en mana He:-A- y vais, hot des liar taimA v vas brake ad rekord. Ay hav skeem vat man faller she kan valk on vater en not senk. Yassir. Ay vas tal Hroder Peter Poulson all about hem en ha sai she vas gute. Sumtaims man faller she vant to kross river an not get vet. Ha ska) I hav no bote vat she kan ride in. She kant svim. Nossir. Veil. So Ay vork skeem. Ay vas rase poltry sumtaims en hav sum geeses. Geeses ha kan svim all rite. Geeses ha vas strong bird. Ha vas hum m in bird 9 Mibkripfon, has dmibth ss refrained fnun lak- - leieciive. Tin sheriff's head was Yassir. ing in the hack alleys and noting rt "ken he was horn. Broder Peier Pmihnn ha sai tn their condition as concerns anit- H re.dly seems to had to ma ha vas glat Ay vas tank of ation, and has very likely omitted picture I as a Suede, ulien in her an vish Ay vas gat rich, so es to look at some of the streets as iniMrom kat he is a Norwegian, Ay kouk taik hem sum plais vere t the many holes, hollows and hillocks. . H is intimated that Chairman 4 4 of lhe cit Democratic liavemeyer declares the tariff I)unbar' is responsible for the existence of conl,,,,ttec will not succeed him-th- e as the head of that body, but trusts. Now what will Me- ,al somc 0,ker man will take the Kinlev dor place. Dunbar is understood to be 4 McCune won his poker suit, tired of doing the work, while there brought to collect SSooo allec-t- l are those unkind enough to say to have been lost in a name with the party is tired of having him do one Levy. Plaintiff failed to show it. In the last campaign, when Clark was elected, it is certain up so Me took the pot. that had a little good work been low t iilerlaiiiiu llu- editorials ,onc ,R. outlyiiu; districts Dale in llu- - News .ilmui llu- - Trilmm- - would have been elcclt-il- . liy the and the editorials in llu- - Tribum- ways: Dale miht lie put in the about the News must he to east- - racc a(,a;n ,, is fall, lie does not ern people. Anil what a favor- - seem to want the however able impression they must convey and doubtless will place wait until the to to the world outside, of Utah nomination is handed him on a and her people. silver plate, or so'mething o f the sort. an pai ma S 0 from now on. NOTICE. an Ay vas dreme ef man faller he vear geeses laik skates he vas maik taim cross vater an Ay vas sai Ay try her. ha vas mailk sum muna tu. Phi En Ay try hem tu. Ya ssir Av vas laik Broder Peter Poulsvn. Yassir. En she vurk. Yassir. Yous Truly, So Broider Peter Pouf-so- hard. I be right men can make a good tiling. n, en ha hav kodak vat push button an ha do rest. Ha vas grate man et doin rest. Ay vas send yu picture. Broder Poulson ha go vith me to Yordan river an ve try hem. Ay vas take vun geeses and hitch Ixenx on to fut. En Ay taik oder vun an hitch her on tu order fut. Phi Ay maik hem all rite. Yust laik picture vat yu gat en envelop Yassir. Now Master Be, Ay vant tu gat patent so order faller ha skall not valk on geeses except minesclf unless she skall pai me sum muna for vat yu skall kail privelegeses- es. Yassir. Ay skall tank hem gute plan kaus lots fallars vant tu kross Yordan vere no bridge ha ha vas. An Ay skall mailk lot wo good lively hustlers can find employment on liberal terms bv calling at Tiik Bkk office. Must be hustlers and willing to work I Ay vas hay drome vun nite Ay gat 'Jv Parley P. Christenson is mentioned as available piece of timber for city attorney on the Republican ticket. Several othcrsarc also mentioned, but Parley seems to have a little the inside at this writing. However there is lots of time yet and new Richmonds will doubtless spring up every week sum-taim- s. So $ Ole Pehrson. Pernstorm seems to be entitled to the designation The Horrible Swede. The manner in which he rants at the city engineer is scandalous Kelsey isnt the most popular man on earth, but he knows his business and is keeping the work of his department up in good shape. If the Sanitary department would emulate the engineers there wouldnt be so many flags outstanding $ Willian B. Pharle, a visitor to this city, is puoted by the Mc- Herald as saying Salt Lake is one It is stated that Sheriff Howells of the finest cities he has ever has declared that some years ago EreiyHiing Known in Music been in. Without wishing to he had his head read "and the knock only a little bit The Bee phrenologist who did the work Will be found at will state that William B. P2arle informed him he was a natural born D. 0. Calders Sons. 4$'47 W. First South |