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Show SAbT IoAKE CITY, UTAH. SATURDAY, MAY 6. VOb.ll. as l And now Irufvssnr McCoy of the Captain Gnghlan handy in shouting off Ills mouth as inOquinh s hool D charged with having shooting off his guns. And from the lambasted a ica lei trant pupil beyond way German newspapers write of him, the bounds of reason, and Mrs. Mul-h- e is evidently as good a marksman In hall, the lads mamma, has preferred u one way as the other. bet that eharges. Its a one-haas McCoy never laid it on hard as did old Eph Tewksbury, the King Humbert of Italy says he wants to be a newspaper man, or would like teacher who hammered what little eduto be one. Well. Hum, old boy, well cation the Bee writer possesses into his head, and Eph never had any trade places with you for a week or charges preferred against him. two, if that will be any META. set-m- s 1 i Metas face is bright and fair, Metas way is delxmaire. j And her merry eyes of gray Sjsirkle in .1 friendly way. And a crown of golden red I.ocks encircle Meta's head. j i tuo-to-m- i Tin; balmy days of spring have come. The Provo Enquirer heads the nouncement of the wedding of Miss Beulah Cooper Hubbell of Des Moines and Count Carl Axel Wachtmeister of Sweden: Another American Girl Goes Not necessarily. Perhaps she Wrong. married him to reform him. an- To Bishop Whitney: Accept our congratulations on the twins. You are now eligible to run for a seat in The following is supposed to be a bit of correspondence: Eugene Young to Heber J. Grant, dr. To two hours advertising at steen dollars per hour. Please remit. Bids for 2,000 feet of hose have been opened by the council. When the material is purchased, it should be attached to a hydrant and the stream turned on those who opposed the Salt Palace. People in the Second precinct are justly proud of their two councilmen, Allen and Wallace, because of the stand r, taken on the Salt Palace matter. of course, does not share in the general commendation, but then never did raise his voice for anything in the way of advancement that is to say, never raised it to any alarming extent. Cal-liste- Cal-list- lf , Bright or dark the day may be. Sun or shale are naught to me. For if Meta be but night Shade and sorrow quickly fly. Metas laughter, sunny, gray. Drives the dark and dole away. When a laughing baby maid, (Think I) some one must have laid Meta where the sunbeams fell On her curly head and well (Think I) they still linger there, Dancing in her auburn hear. Think I, on that summer day Many sunbeams found their way To the portal of her heart, Entered, never to depart, Just peep out in merry guise From the windows of her eyes. ELLIS PARKER RUTLER. er Ami now young Smith and Kate Can spend the pleasant evenings In swinging on the gate. How conditions do change in Itah, to be sure. A little over a year ago the Herald was lampooning Hon. John T. Caine with as much vigor as the Trib une was engaged in defending him. Now look at the position taken by the The following ad. recently appeared two morning dailies. The Tribune is in the Tribune: Young and competent making life a burden for John, while woman wishes position as housekeeper the Herald has suddenly discovered for respectable bachelor. Does not ob- that he is a pretty good sort of ject to children, or going out of town. d woman would exNow, what According to the filings in the suit pect a bachelor to be encumbered with brought by Harrison Brown, a teacher children? in the Salt Lake Business college, for Elmer Crooks, the gay and festive the collection of wages, salary, or whatmining broker, restaurant man and all ever it is called, Brown has not been, a around sport, has again skipped the man whose mission was to teach mortra la lee, and Mrs. Crooks has renewed als, it being alleged in the answer that her application for divorce. Elmer he spent a portion of his time in showcouldnt be good, so his better half has ing the students lewd pictures and concluded she can get along just as reading lascivious literature. If the well without him. charge is proven, Brown should be given the limit. .Young ieople learn soon enough in the ordinary Closely following the killing of Cap- deviltry tain Browne of the Ogden police force, way, without having pedagogues teach comes another sensation in that usually it them in schools. well-rea- quiet city, reported by the energetic and vigilant reporter of the Herald. Tom Feenys cat became insane and ran amuck in a restaurant, attracting a large crowd. Ogden is coming to the frone. No. 11 sume that he would rather see the state printing go to Nebraska, because letting it at home might biing a tramp printer or so to Zion. Chief Hilton has given orders that fast driving across the street crossings must cease. Now, Hilton, old man, you an playing cards. If ever a nuisance was permitted in a city, the allowing of this practice has been a nuisance. Cp to this time a pedestrian has had no rights which a teamster or coachman was bound to respect. Now, just give a few instructions concerning the fiend who scorches along the walks on a wheel, and everyone will be happy. The Smallest Idand in the World. Hockall is, perhaps, the smallest Island in the world. It is situated in the Atlantic over 3C0 miles west of Scotland, and is a mere rock about 60 feet high and 225 feet round, arising from a reef of sand. The rock is basalt It Is and granite, very magnetic. and the mackerel haunted by of the surrounding seas are very fine. Of course, it was never inhabited, and is very seldom visited, owing to the difficulty of landing on it. sea-bird- s, The Wretched Middle Class. Doctor You ought to take that child into the country for several weeks every summer. Mother Oh, doctor, Im sorry to say we are not rich enough. Doctor Well, then, have her sent by a fresh-ai- r fund. Mother But, doctor, were not poor enough! Fliegende Blaetter. A Bargain. Aunt (who has received a letter from Johnnies home). Oh, Johnnie, your mamma has got two nice new babies. Johnnie. Thats just like mamma. I suppose by having two she gets them cheaper. Punch. Cities of Over 1,000,000 Population. If the arguments of the junior councilman from the Second against the Salt Palace, to the effect that its erechobos would here tion bring are sincere, it is fair to pre There are eleven cities in the world with a population of over 1,000,000.. They are London, New York, Paris, Berlin, Chicago, Philadelphia, Pekin, Vienna, Tokio, Canton and St. |
