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Show THE BEE Deware of the roan who practices humility; he may he trying to humiliate you. woman's understanding has n great deal to do with her Ideas of A irers reform. No woman considers her husband civilized until he ceases to call cro- quettes hash." Some politicians begin at the and work down. Forty girls were at work In a high Solomon said it all; there Is nothing left for U3 but a little remodeling. It was satisfactory to the people, but it was an awful horse on Woodford. When a sociable man has a minute to spare he goes and bothers som man who Is busy. When a woman Is always In a hurry Gen. Woodford seems to have been she generally has a husband who geared a little too low for expeditious doesnt hurry at all. diplomatic action. It begins to look as If the When St. Louis heard the rumor that story on the Atlantic coast would have the mule market had been cornered a hard time of It this summer. she rose majestically and kicked. An Indulgent wife creates a tyrant There has already been a run on a husband, and she then turns around and blames him for being that way. Spanish bank, and there will bo another on the Spanish main in a few hours. There are many things which will be useful In this war, but none of them Speaking about Minister Woodfords Is that Chadron cavalry troop of slowness, It should bo added that he was also courageously slow about sea-serpe- nt Grover Cleveland, who has been .Nearly every man you meet is posing building In Chicago lut month, when as bis own ideal. the cry of fire threw them Into a panic. Kate Carney, the superintendent, reReputation may make friends, but It called thom and marshalled them safe- takta character to keep them. ly into an elevator. There was not The theatrical angel Is wingless, room for her to enter, but she ordered the elevator boy to descend. She es- but his money flies, just the fame. caped by stairways and halls, though A womans Ideal man Is one who almost overcome at times with tlames and smoke. Kate Carneys name lends looks like a pirate and acts like uu Itself to a popular ballad; her act of angel. unselfish courage to the approval of During war excitement some women the world. let their blood boll and forget to let the boll. coffee Wheat continues to steadily advance In price. High grades of cash wheat There are times when even tlm clerat Chicago command from $1.07 to $1.10 and the May option ranges from $1.11 gyman feds like throwing a hymn hook to $1.23. In all of the markets of the at the choir. country wheat has passed the dollar Our wisest deeds aro done at the mark and nothing but the frantic efforts of bear speculators keeps it from very time when we wero certain we going much higher. Up to the present wtro acting foolishly. time wheat has advanced In spltj of Speaking of war songs, Isnt there the general depression Incident to the old one which mentions the Spanan Never In the strain. ish cavalier and his retreat? history of the market has there been such a scarcity of wheat abroad and It This Is a good time for the Is difficult to see why wheat will not to remember that he ought to make new high records before the next have gone to the Klondlko long ago. crop Is harvested. long-continue- d non-combata- per- For fecting himself as a marksman In the last few years, now has the opportunity thing would of his life. corps war duty, somein which daring and suffering count, why not enroll a special of baseball umpires? extra-hazardo- us Another question which seems to be If It Is desired to raise money for war pressing Itself upon the people Is: What shall we do with our American purposes, why not levy a tax on the vociferous curbstone privilege of tellministers and consuls? ing what ought to be done? While a crowd of Spaniards tried to If there is any mystery about the mob his car Gen. Woodford slept The generals construction of any of Spains battlepeacefully within." sleep evidently Is fashioned after his ships the Holland torpedo boat ought to be able to get to the bottom of it. school of diplomacy. Ferhaps that frenzy of enthusiasm Nobody really understood what an as unpleasant country Spain is for resi- which the correspondents represent over notable the West dence until that cablegram came tell- existing at Key ing about the embarking sailors who victory of the Nashville was scarcely swore that they would not return home warranted by the event if one considers only the Importance of the prize. until they had conquered America, The first steamship constructed for It Is not to be wondered at the resig- use in war was the Fulton, designed by nation of Mr. Gary, the postmaster-genera- l, Robert Fulton for the United States should be regarded as in some navy; and her destruction by the exconnected with the first overt act plosion of her magazine is brought to way of war on the part of the president. It mind by the Maine disaster. The dehas been no secret that Mr. Gary was sign included an engine to throw' hot in favor of a peaceable solution of the wrater over an enemys deck and into differences between this country and the The scheme wras never Spain if it were possible, but there Is brought into practical use. Accounts little evidence that he was one of those of the vessel crossed the ocean and who are called grew on the way. One description, pubmen. lished In Scotland, said that the FulThe burning of the Ayer building ton, by mechanism, brandishes three and the terrible loss of life occasioned hundred cutlasses with the utmost regby It have resulted, in the passage of ularity over her gunwales; works also an ordinance by the Ohicago city coun- an equal number of heavy Iron spikes cil which provides for the equipment of great length, darting them from her of all buildings of four or more stories sides with prodigious force, and withwith fire escapes, and limits the drawing them every quarter of a minheight of buildings to 130 feet. The ute." All that was pure Invention, of ordinance also makes it mandatory (course; but it was not more incredible deupon all contractors to secure licenses, than would have been a truthful and directs that the city shall refuse scription of the devices for killing with s which. modern are equipped. permits for buildings above two sto- , ries unless planned by a licensed archThe proposed plan of the Cornell itect or contractor. University, that schoql children of the North open correspondence with pupils In an interview between Gen. Grant of the South, has many points to and Mr. Hayes, the day the presidency commend it. Not only would the young of the United States passed from one people receive from such intercourse to the other, the younger man asked fresh incentive in good spelling, penthe elder which of the public questions manship and the art of letter-writin- g The Nicaragua but they would vastly enlarge their interested him most. canal," came the prompt answer. It acquaintance with the geography, hisis one of the great necessities of the tory, climate and social conditions of future, and if you can help it along, do the sections of the country far removed so." A company of Chicago engineers from their own, and cement the family has been making new surveys of the feeling sorely strained by tales anfi of the Civil War. field, and the building of the canal text-booseems nearer than ever before. It is Representative Johnson, one of the estimated that while preparations for six who voted against the Cuban resothe work would amount to fifteen mil- lutions, will not return to congress, his lion dollars, and the canal itself more district having nominated his succesthan eight times that sum, yet econ- sor. Mr. Johnson will know better omy to the shipping interests of the next time not to sit down on a buzz-sawhen it is in motion. world warrants this vast expenditure. port-hole- s. peace-at-any-pric- 3 e" war-ship- ks w nt Perhaps we shall find it convenient to call back our army of occupation cards announcing that an Inquiry Is to bo held concerning the proposed new which we have been sending Into the reservoir at Charoune, In accardance Klondike. with a royal decree dated August 23, Don Carlos doubtless imagines that 1S35." The decree was made by Louis position of sovereign Is not a job Philippe In the early part of his reign the and after lying in the abeyance for for a woman or a hoy, but for a man more than threescore years, Is now with long black whiskers. about to be executed. Since it was made The present patriotic ebullition France has been a kingdom, an empire, and twice a republic, and has passed should not he made an excuse for turna lot of political cheap skates Into through two revolutions and a coup ing detat. Yet the old decree is honored generals and colonels of volunteers. and held to be In force by the governn Any one who has even seen Col. ment that has exiled the family of the In his star performance of king who made it. There could scarcemarching through slaughter houses to ly be a more striking example at once will understand that he of the premanence and the mutability open graves means every bellicose word he utters of goverment. nowadays. The queerest statistician on record is The man who whoops around and undoubtedly a clerk in the Italian na- talks about wanting to raise a regival office. He is the creator of the ment is all right in his way, but the new science of This one who goes spotology. quietly and puts his name genius occupied an Important post in on the recruiting list as a common solthe service for 35 years, during which dier is the one who counts for game. time he made a vast number of ink spots which fell from his official pen. A clergyman of New' York says the But he didnt obliterate them. By a earth will pass away before the year painstaking process the scientist re- two thousand. It was two thousand moved each one from his books, docu- years," he says, from the' creation to ments, and things, and pasted them in the flood, twro thousand years from the served as flood to the birth of Christ, and I think an album. These the nucleus of a strange but interest- itWlll be two thousand more years, or ing psychological study. He evolved the vauiin that time,' that the end of the d spots world will come:" If this doesnt prove theory that the was to be correct we shall the indicated he irritation clearly pay no more atat1 made he the time under suffering tention to these worlds-en- d prophets. them while the round, heavy spots gave They have cruelly deceived us quite an indication of weighty, bureaucratic often enough. reflections. Frequently the spots resembled all sorts of creeping things, James Smith of Cincinnati has a birds and beasts, of weird and fantas- horse which refuses to pass a saloon tic shape. When his mind was weight- unless very strong inducements in the ed down with thought he sometimes way of a whip are offered him. When finished off these accidental creations, the bibulous steed reaches a saloon he producing likenesses of birds, fishes, trots cheerfully up to the bar and and frogs. drinks from a p.an placed before him the barkeeper. Beer, water, flavorAny dishonest contractor, whose by ed with whisky, wine, and the like wealth accumulates while his work he drinks eagerly. James Smith says decays, ought to read, with a blush of shame, a new bridge across the Dan- that his horse is a thoroughbred in ube. Pillars of a bridge built at the that he never allows his copious to intoxicate him. same place by the Emperor Trajan are draughts The earth Is the first revolver pf to form a part of the structure. The engineers attest the strength of the which we have any record. Roman work under an emperor whose The bachelor leads a single life, but reign began exactly eighteen hundred years ago. To do as the Romans did the married man is often led. may sometimes mean a descent to the When one boy sees another eating lowest vices, but it may also signify a noble integrity in building as in something he always gets hungry. being. On the walls of Paris are official pla- Wat-terso- ink-spo- ts long-pointe- |