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Show VOL. SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, FEBRUARY 26, 1898. 1. Coxey should reorganize his army. A fleet should be placed on Salt Lake at once. Senator Mason fired before the command was given . ff Spain is ever ready to apologize and the fuDerals of our soldier marines. attend k 2 s Well, Hiram, you didnt fail altogether and the rent will doubtless be paid hereafter. Wouldnt the Emperor of Germany like to have this countrys excuse for a war a few minutes? I I i f i ex- From Senator Cannons Cuban resolution it is evident that Frank has made up his mind to pitch in, if it comes to the worst, and whip Spain himself. The name Trumbo appears upon the Western horizon like a cloud no larger than a mans hand. it might Bankrupt Spain, be well for the United States to ascertain in a quiet way who is liable to be appointed receiver before indulging in too much war talk. Chicago paper asks if Eve had a fan. The Salt Lake Herald replies : No; she had a fig leaf. Now what in the name of common sense does the Herald funnygrapher imagine a fan A to be used understand that the Gardo house is continually as a senatorial head- quarters? Cheyenne. ex-senat- the toboggan. The mayor neednt think because this is a holy city it is absolutely necessary to have a Devine f5 t I I fire-chief- . Some one mentioned politics in the last meeting of the Blue Church it is said. Let the News speak up. If the United States secure the services of Wyatt Earp as referee there will be no trouble about whipping Spain. Another trust has received a body blow. This ordinance will ruin the tobacco business. g Harry Shearman made a great hit in his Pratt song, but the Tribune ordered it out, the News shouted Amen and out it went. A medical There are strange reports in the wind. One of these is that the highest bidder will be allowed to carry off the next senatorship, and another that the money will be used in part on the newspapers of the state. Who has such offices for d. that Mr. Leiter has cornered all availa- ble cereals and sent their prices up it will be in order for Mr. Hanna take the American farmer around behind the barn and tell him how McKinley did it. With Spain exploding firecrackers under his Japan making faces at him in Hawaii and old John Bull laughing immoderately, Uncle Sam. will git riled and go to sloshing somebody one of these days. coat-tail- s, For the information of the Tribune The Bee will state that Keough was not appointed by Mayor Clark because of his Democracy. A e sale? The administration has a chance to solve a perplexing problem just now. Every applicant for a federal position could be sent as some sort of a consul to Cuba. The number wmuld overawe the Spanish troops and the appointment might satisfy the clamoring horde. On the cover page this week appears a likeness of our popular chief executive who would not be averse to taking Senator Cannons place in Washington if the legislature should happen to form a deadlock on the other candidates. Otherwise, with the assistance of the Secretary of State, he will continue doing business at the old stand. Strange to say the Deseret News is the only paper in the state which has not denied its venal press insinuation. of New The yellow journals York are suffering just now from an acute attack of homicidal Maine-ia- . Joke. so-calle- d Some people seem to think they are entitled to honey all the time and complain when they get their share of The Bees whaeks. Mayor Clark is declaring in a loud voice that Dave Dunbar isnt going to run the city. No. But Pat Lannan is, isnt he John? Those bpautiful red sunsets nowadays are caused by the modest blushing behind that senatorial boom rising like a fog from the coast. Spain will be forced to fight if the United - From Uncle Sams pictures in the comic papers the fighting don may be led to think that he has been But the old fellow is full of tricks and doesnt rely on main strength altogether. Now Since the administration gave our a ruthless shove he has not missed a splinter on matter? is for? over-traine- Thurston might send McGrews name in as of Idaho or postmaster at surveyor-genera- l Will it be necessary for the Council to speak to the Mayor again about that Chief of Police journal says that paper can be used effectively for keeping a person warm. Whereupon a practical editor relates as bis exitem to perience that he has known a three-linkeep a politician hot for a month. s Are we to prominent non partisan banker demanded it as one pound of the flesh due him. anti-spittin- Speaking of I f States makes much of a demand on her chequer. She has more men than money. No. 2. E XIT TRUMBO, ENTER ricCUNE. |