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Show .vx f - j i THE WEEKLY REFLEX KAYSVILLE, UTAH TEACHER II You are aTrille DIDNT Woman KNOW SHEEP. Argj-'- Fastidious erri-.- l&sSwU&r Meet SuroriSR. Teaching Farmer's Daughter We hare (Ke line You we looking for. A Joins city woman wtr.t out to Out jewelry fo men etnbodiej ihe nth- toach a cmn.tr school. The class in .. of plain design and the characteristic arithmetic-wa- s before her She said ol maaeulinky. Cuff links, tie puu. watch 'Xow. (Liliiren, if there are ten chain, fob add button. (sheep on one side of a wall and onSheep jumps over, how manv sheep ;wtn be left . Then up piped the little tow headed daughter of a farmer 'No sheep, teacher, no sheep 'Oh. oh cried the young city wtv man, reproachfully "You are not so stupid as that! Think again If there If there Is any hog in a man, travel w ere ten sheep on one side of the will reveal his bristles. "all, and one sheep, jumped over, nine sheep would be left. Don t vou see CJty v - -- that? HLest You Forget No, no, no! persisted, the child "If one sheep jumped over, all the others would jump after My father dumps sheep11" Then-seei- ng look on the teachers face, the little towiiead explained apologeticul-l"Yon know mathematics, teacher. but 1 know sheep the-puzzl- ed v The name of the Hewlett Com- - pany on a package of tea, can of coffee, balung powder, extrad $ or spices, is an James' Economy. Tumi " ,jisLod lames ...laumMn't- you be glad if 1 saved a dollar for au? "Certainly, niy son said Papa, so delighted at this evidence of budding business ability that muled the jouth a dime Well. 1 saved It. all right," said You said if James, disappearing. brought a good report from my teacher you would give me a dollar, b.ut 1 did:i t Indies' Home Journal. absolute guar jintee to you that their contbe served at are to ents worthy your table. A luh few are musicians. Others have taken lessons. A POSITIVE and 1 PER. 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If St Valentine himself were alive today, or If, by This Genuine Warrant vi tinea rhi consideLthegixingidFeoeivlngfvnIrn much the same rush-seaso- ! - - a phantasmagoria of sentiment aptl nonsense combined. It Is. pre enrinenH l.v, the day when Cupid reigns supreme and every furnr of celebration necessarily harks back. In one way or another, to the little cherub with the how and arrow The attitude of the average grownup toward St. alent!nes day Js one of good natured toleianee and endurance In the light of maturer years, the whole business of the celebration is apt to look mighty foolish When he was younger well, perhaps it was different then but he has long since put aside childish things It is all right for the joungsters. who IT IS DELIVERED TO want to be sure that the house is responsib -- inevrjr way. U t tf ei you t0. t KJnK Sf ,7, oa 1 ke City, and your local bank. Also to d customers who have dealt with this house-durln- g ? tjw years. You htr-Na- thous-satisfie- chance Euskpia Palladlno could be persuaded to coax the old man back from the other side of the Styx, he would,- - in all probability, throw up his hands in astonishment and lady of the Red Skirt in the fable; Land Bakes! Can this be I? In the old days It was a most serious occasion attended by all sorts of superstition and painstaking observance of queer formulas and customs that seem more like Action than fact Young men and young maidens paraded all over country churchyards, by the Ifght of the moon, and held serious converse with owls and hobgoblins. In spirit at least if not In letter, In fact, It was quite the proper thing irr England for a lovelorn lass to hie herself-intthe churchyard at midnight and as the clock jtruck 12 run around the church and play tag with herself among the tombstones, repeating anon the enlightening and touching little doggerel; "I sow hemp seed, hemp seed I sow; he that loves t - filnglng U wide open and rushing w Hilout ta detect.. If possible, the lleelng donor of the white inisRtve ljing on the floor of the vestibule, or whether to Join her little companions In a similar crusade to the doorsteps of others whose mammas will pot let them come out. Nor must we overlook the comic valentines not because we are ou the subject of children, be It understood, for, though It does seem evident that they are distributed ty the - little lads and lasses, It would never do to accuse them of It outright No, Indeed, not even for one Single little These comics have come to be an Important feature of the- - modern- celebration of St Valentine's day. Some people call them horrible dlstortlons of clodhopper hurnor;-b- ut that de-pends on the condition of development of the recipient's funnybone It hes ticklish, he will most likely Bmtle nd let It go at that. If he doesnt, you have found a man without-saving sense of humor. Watch papa when lie gets his on St. Valentines eve If he Just grins and makes some remark to the effect that the maqufacturer of the valentine tousled and his hands and face are uanswer-Rbl- e testimony to tho fact that the rlstng genera'-Ho- n occasionally gets back to Mother Earth even In Hie private city streets, pessimists to the contrary, notwithstanding lie has been having a great time. Rt. Valentine's night Is almost as much fun Valentines? Sure, hes been giving valentines but they arent exactly the kind Sister Lu or even little Jane received. Hes presented the almond eyed Celestial down at the corner with a most touching reminder of how he looks when he irons a shirt and he had a thrilling, hair breadth escape from tha aforesaid washee-washewho couldixt see It as a Joke at all. ' Pshaw, a Chlnainanneyer could run anyway! Then there was old Peanut Caruse, who kept the fruit stand on the opposite corner. Poor, excitable old Hugo! If thore hadut have been quite so manyUttle American devils in the gang he might have run one of them down and gotten hla revenge. Hut. if he did, what would become of his peanuts and hia smooth, apples in the meantime, with all those other little pests swarming around and yelling like Comanche Indians? And grandma and grandpa. They sit quietly come after me now." by in their big armchairs and smile complacently Imagine Just Imagine if you can a certain at the enthusiasm of the youngsters. In thHr type of twentieth century maid conducting herself lu placing hla caricatured, ...hearts, are meruorif-- s ef other- - 3t. Valentine's Js certainly In a fashfon' so violently at vartance with theTn- eves 'way back In other days. In the dim and disfigure In an aeroplane, you may be sure hes a structions of the Ladies Hum Journal and other tant past, when they both were young and the pretty good sort of a papa who believes In boys Anthony Comstocks of feminine propriety! It fever of love beat strong in thelr breasts. There wearing their stockings out at the knee. Hut If he cannot be imagined hot even-- in ones ildest-dreams! doeanXif Instead he makes a wry face and wryer are valentines for them now, for they are old "remarks anent the unwholesome influence of such and gray and their course of life Is almost run, -hideous atrocities upon the Juvenile mind; might have been all right for her ancestors-simpl- e and. somehow, St. Valentines day Is a day for the well It might not hurt him to he reminded folk at best but not for hr! Nothing of Hut wait. . What Is that on grandma's young. of the days when he was a kid himself. The real, that sort in her family! 'Instead; Its flowers and lap? Can It be? Yes It Is Its a valentine! bonbons and real grown-ugood natured, beloved papa Isnt apt to mind In presents for hers Grandpa has remembered! It Is not one of those the aforesaid flowers at one dollar per, the bonthe least being labeled by the, gaudily-paintecarlca-- . modern ones of elaborate manuture pushed under the door a Nervy Nat, a bons done' up in a fancy, sllklined box and the facture; no, but an old fashioned one of many Grim Old Money flags or a Walking Jewelry presents anything that poor William can be perlayers of carved and paper, .framing Store. He just grins and sort of says to himself suaded into coming across with, from a jabot lo an a tiny picture of the Madonna and hearing the with a lump in his throat, "Well, I guess boys will Be my valentliU." It Is the aeroplane. simple meisager be boys." kind knew and learned to love long grandma It would be pleasant, indeed,-tcera picture And Sister Lu? It Isnt altogether a pleasant years ago when grahdpa, then as fine a young tain Miss St, Valentine of the present all In a dandy ag w as ta be found -- in all Jheeountry occasion for her, ihe reeelpt of a comic portray flutter, over-- .what the patron saint of the daywilL round, came sparking her. She smiles happily Ing her As a vain vixen who spends most of the bring her. It appeals to the mental appetite to and nods, across at reall sex the and a man. who understands aa herfair the of the Same gentle, shy, good part day picture evening admiring all that she feels and remembers. self in her mirror. Its a trifle trying on ones tiring" creatures of former days. As a matter of In the morning the mall man 'comes loaded fact, however, such Is by no meahs the ease. dignity. Maidens In the popular romances of the that-sonever Of course, the average wholesome, have downof with more Valentines. Indeed, it seems Just day unpleasant experiences mentally like another Christmas to little Jane' when she or, at least. If they do the author forgets to healthy Yfrt Ik Mtefhsted Tn 8L Valentines day. mention-them- . Of jeourse, she believes in 1L But thefe are, beholds his poUeh full to overflowing. Burhe he confessed, many who find but little myscant seelt-l- n thatlightjat all, or In any other But how different It is when a "really, truly tery about It for them. If Alfred sends a girl of valentine arrives! Sister Lu is all smiles and exlight except that he has been lugging that blamed box of bonbons, you can. bet this sort's citement Who could it have come from? Stop old pouch for ten squares, leaving something at almoBt everydoor, andthe. darned-ol- d your last flollir he Is going to let her know In -- thing is that you Jane, It isnt yours at all, and some "way that-i- t came from his, not from Tom or heavier than when, he first 'started out with It no business opening it, My, how beautiful how from Will. And if she. In turn, sends tIm a tie or Christmas Is bad enough, and the people who Violets! Arent they a package of shaving papers 'Inclosed In a valenmade these fool holiday stunts ought to be satlfri fragrant! tine cover you may te equhlly sure she will Inadwith plaguelng mail men once a year; but fled Papa and mamma are called In !o see wbat a vertently See to It thht the young man is aware of instead, they dont give him time to recover from valentine Lu has received. Pa makes gorgeous the proper person to thank. the Christmas avalanche of mail before they jam some remarks about being willing to venture a But not all our girls are like that not by a all this crazy Valentine foolishness down hla guess, as to the Identity of the sender, with the great deal. There !rp some still who enthuse throat. After that pouch has gotten to a readded insltuatlon that the $2 the violets cost over tinsel and gauze bearing dancing cuplds and spectable, convenient size so that it feels more In might help some, at least. furnishing an apartlike a mall pouch and less like a ton of coal bleeding hearts. Tender verses still appeal to ment' But ma just smiles and is pleased. them, and old favorites Are still popular. The the mail man may appreciate the sentimental side 1 know who its from! I know who lts from! rose is red, the violet blue; sugar is sweet and so of the day. He may recall the flushed, eager cries little Jane, dancing up and down and teasare you, still causes a fluttering Of the heart and faces that fairly hurled themselves almost ing her sister, with one chubby little forefinger a blush. I had a heart and It was true; through the door In their eagerness To snatch the working diligently back and forth In "Pshaw! It flew from me and went to you. Treat It as well mysterious letters from his hands. ,He may reFor shame! fashion upon the other. as I have done; for you have two, and I have call his qwn boyhood when he himself "both gave ..Sister Lu makes a great show of trying to none, Is still certain of eliciting an ecstatic sigh and received valentines with childish glee and think who In the world could have sent them. from its fair recipient . But the lad who will carcouldnt understand why In the world, on this of And she appeals to mamma for her oplnioa in the all mornings the mail man was so late.j If so he ry off the candy this St, ValentineS day and put matter. Yes, mamma agrees. It might have been one over on the other chap Is the broth of a smiles good natnrtdly and remembers that every, Alfred, or.lt might have been Will, or It might, boy who manages to secure A dainty beflowered task, however onerous It may be, has its own re have been any one of a dozen other young men missive bearing the words "Oh, you kid!" Maybe ward when viewed In the right,lIghL she knows. But Tom? Why, Toma name Is the they have been manufactured, and may be they Watch your newspapers on St Valentines day have not They ought to be, at all events. very last of all mentioned, though both she and for one particular news couples mamma know perfectly well the violets' came . And dont forget little Jane, thw dear who chose the tfAy because It If especially Cupid's. him. from mltd. who wont trust her valentine even to Humph! Little Jane knew It was Borne years they are many in number, knd some the postman, but Insists on, delivering them herTom right away! times but few and fAr between. ' But there Is alself tn person. She Is In somewhat of a quandary Just as this moment, perhaps, the young hope-ru- l ways a at least Cupid. s?es to that as to whether she had better remain in her own of the family comes stamping In. He Is a himself. And to the lovers themselves. It is n home Tor the exquisite joy of flying to the door sight! His stockings and trousers are' dtrbetaln-ed- , day of all days, for each gives himself to the othw at the first ring ot the bell on 8L Valentines eve. where he evidently fell down, bis hair Is all as a real truly valentlns for life. ly - -- - o sleekly-polishe- d a me-bes- . he-Is- multi-colore- d d . curly-cue- d o la aod thing -- -- -- the-ol- 'except Comfort end Service. d - rt Economy la Duteace. Bt Economy. flVe-poun- la Time Coetumed. d you-hav- Comfort and Service real Service are cheap at aojr price. When Yon Travel To Omaha and Points East Via Um-u-m- e ! tell-tal- e Ton enjoy the privilege of chnicA of lx fast psenger trains daily, providing everything that modern standard require, including th 8pecial Service el Overland Limited leaving Salt Lake City daily at 3 50 p m.. and The Pacific Limited all steel or. . The Los Amjelea Limited and both high cl as throughout, leaving Salt Lake City 215 p. m.. respectively. 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