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Show 1 J THE DRAGERTON TRIBUNE, DRAGERTON, UTAH PAGE SIX Tuesday, June 8, 1948 - Z V3. OFffrBVVEft ffro&S izmzzs Cy m J:nrli Just for a Laugh Jester punned A KINGS santly until the king, o incesIn des- peration, condemned him to be hanged. However, when the executioners had taken the jester to the gallows, the king, thinking that after all a good jester was not easy to find, relented, and sent a messenger post haste with a royal par-- Kv t5 k-' 4 ?, v- - ?s v , , M (I . A " - ni4, iV w uw NANC- Y- ) IN A JAM -- WILL YA LEND ME PQtii ('EM MY LOU'S GOT THE MOST FASCIUATING HOBBY! By Ernie Bmhmillcr NANCY OH, kV t SHEX WAITIN6 FOR'SOFirSMITH, THIS IS THE DAY HE 6ETS HIS ALLOWANCE. ? $ I All S v'T don. : y. NO.SLUOGO-I- M ITS AGAINST MY No noose is good news. And they hanged him. PRINCIPLES A QUARTER ? FIRE ALARM GASs Jjti " v LITTLE REGGIE mm, ncmiY nisi By Hoy By Margarita 2 Malhlssa & fO-- vk'coraeto H Arriving at the gallows just in time, where the jester stood with the rope already about his neck, the messenger read the kings decree, to the effect that the Jester would be pardoned If he would promise never to make another pun. The Jester could not resist the temptation of the opportunity, however, for he cackled out: MUTT AND JEFF WakvilU By Bud Fisher AO Arriving at a strange hotel, a fussy woman thought shed bette know where the fire escape was, so she started exploring During her tour she opened a door and found herself In a bathroom occupied by an elderly gentleman. she exclaimed, Oh, Im sorry, I was looking for the fire escape. Continuing her search, she presently heard the pad of hare feet behind her and a shout made her turn. It was the elderly gentleman, clad In a bath towel Walt a minute! he gasped. Wheres the fire?" c 335 ARTME i nsuT door By Blayss Ylllto WANTED TO BUY By Arthur Pointer JITTER WE BUT AND SELL Office Furniture, Files, Typewriters, Adding Machines, Safes, Cash Registers. SALT LAKE DESK EXCHANGE 623 South State St., Salt Lake City, Utah ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT Electric Motors Repaired Automobile Generators and Starters Repaired or Exchanged Orders Special Attention to THE ARMATURE SHOP 46 Eut Established 1920 Salt Lak. City, Utah 6th So. HELP WANTED MEN, WOMEN tart or full time. Electric home and health appliance. Very with many uses and high grade product needed In every home. Each sale leads to another. Attractive comm. Good deal for erew manager. Hollywood Liquefier, Inc., 498f Eagle Rock Blvd., Los Angeles 41, California. Men and women agents By Gene Byrnes REGLAR FELLERS Vf r TWCWTt-B- CENTS MAKE. HELP WANTED roe well Vt I K1N IT ItfSHBCRHOOD MtrWrR3 ARE UPH Wy-f- c CECAU6E TUr KEW CAPTAIN Of 1HC ItAM, APTEB RtADlKO -AOUlf inC bH IXA6UC fCAWi feO IN6 SOUTH RJR SfVW4 TRAlWlHfe, INSIST OH PfillV PRftCfiCE M BUSINESS AND INVEST. OPPOR. FOR SALE Service station, cafe and ca-bion main highway to Yeljpwitone, near booming oilfield. Rentals on c&cnne return on purand cafe alone show 28 chase price. For particulars write J. G. Star Route, RawWacyi, Rawllns-Caspe- r lins, Wyoming. vacant The The eabx 1:0:3 lot oh the south side. of tracks, mud or no mud leim MEN Infants' Shoes. Exceptional Exclusive for shoe salesman. territory. rHigh Commission. CO. GOLDEN GATE SHOE 2132 Grove St. Oakland, Calif, Salesman! side lint HOME FURNISHINGS By Ed DedJ STEEL FOLDING CQT Cot with wire link spring attached to frame with helical springs at each end. Strong angle iron frame, and heavy tubular ends. Ends are locked in ule, 66'' position when set up. 26 Long, Spring 17" High, Weight 45 Pounds. Quantity Prices Upon Request New Used 1 tt 24 32 50 each 60 each 2 00 each 24 to 100 1.23 each 100 or over l.oo each 1J0 each SUNNVSIDE KWW.THS AlWT CT THIS WAS A WEEK AGO LAS' SUH DA- Y- MONSEY IRON & METAL CO. . T50 So. Third West, Salt Lake City 4, PARMSFOR Utah sale CANADIAN FA BUS Writs for ran? INFORMATION m far tetUeneot opportuntles. Fartlis aollt. Ravjahly prieed G, F. CV a Wail, Csoad'aa Pau c Railway, laocoutec, C. eu MISCELLANEOUS Her Mony-Maki-g On ho... ft Opportunity yaw pMnt Imom a booK Yo cm but ti trf sin, yow prMMt hi ih Inrmf tim. to utr, moml T,k, ordari m your community foe Rutuik'l tcmoM (jutfty Km al tpocrnl tot mi ,n4 . Ha twiMtmwit cr prautouc milin, tipen-n- c i, mmcmti Ah oppwtnmtM. Writ, today. REAL 6 1 LIC HOSIERY MILLS, INC. OmL w MtMiMlb 6. MIom T - |