Show DAN MALONY HUMORIST Rock Roc mont tont Sonic Some New Oo Goed Id d Dan central en I agent f fI fell n the th 11 Rock nock Island at it t who iw hll staying In Salt Malt Uku for fur a couple lit 01 f day deI dB on Ott hi way wa home from trum the const 11 1 with hi his wife wile and two Iwo tw daughter i Is a II atypical typical Irishman H He ha hu hoe been Mell keeping the boys boy on lull road How flow creaming with since inis hi IiI arrival In this city ellY and seems to have an supply of new nl stories He its does doe not nOI lu hO luthe the Ihl mind telling them Ihm on himself or his hI fellow countrymen either a II as the following will Indicate IndicateD D n I is the proud of a II glass ilia eye and he h tells with It h great glee lee an III In an which happened to 10 tutu him somo IOme time line ago ao In whets he lie w was II room in II a hotel with former Commercial Agent Jones of th U the Island at Cincinnati before fore going nIng to 10 tobed bell bed Dun Daan Nh y r takes out hi h his eye lIYA and deposits It II In H glass 11 of ot water by b hla Ma hi bedside During 1 the lift night loon 1011 got 01 up tip and substituted an empty emilty tumbler for forthe the full rull one When morning cAine come Dan reached till for or hi his hili II ei as A usual but Iw hp wa we horror stricken n t to III find that th Ih Binds was WaN empty With a yell elI lia 1113 a slipper Sill and rushed ru ocro the room to III where the lie Jones Jonea was WA snoring You great Iral big bi mutt you you yuu see on enough In light without having to lo swallow my III eye 1111 two 11 eyes ey In your head enough without tnie one In your atom stomach ach nih Jones Jone awoke deeply a hut but up 1111 the situation Why Wh I t Iguess guess that thai you ou It II I heard hard you rooting around In th the night for a drink fco Sti earnestly did Jones plead that Mu Ma Mahoney honey loney really thought lie III had lad a allowed hi his hie own Hlass lasa eye ye I lu In fact act he hI could fd foul It renting re at al the Ih pit JIlt of hi his so co CI distinctly that when tue t true solution of ot tile the mystery ws was WAI forthcoming It II took look him hIm hours to tn get III over his scare Mr Ir Maloney Mahoney also allO tells two I wo stories on other Irishmen Pat ram to 10 New Nt York irk and slier lifter a whit lie Ile wrote wrol to 10 his hili l bosom friend over oel In Cork oct ork to tt come Come at III one once he hp said wages worce are good gool anil work ork Ins fine Sell fall All all you have 1111 and coma eoma on the next boat hoal 1 I have hal a tine fine Job I 1 Iam Ian an am getting two Io and nil nd n II half halt dollar for tor pulling a 14 church when lie Ite Ie nuni him I would be pleased to do rho the theoti job oti for nothing The other story stor Ii of or an Irishmen Irishman who loud been told by II hut his friend In America Ihal one could pick Illek up Ull poll gold 10 ld t 9 on Broadway In lit due season Pat rat arrived t d lh till first place lucre he bC made ft a break for tor or wits He lie walked along with hits his eyes pe on the Ih ground and cure ture enough near Union Squire Square he lie h spied a It bright Ji SS gold piece tying lying on all the pave pavement pavement ment He lie tI mails made H It dive for It II nb se 11 secured cured the Ihl coin Further lion he ho CAine across a u blind playing A n fiddle up tip to him ho lie dropped the money Into his tin rill cup with will th tile remark Yea had hILt b take this Ihl e poor divil yes ta cant lAnt sec eel I |