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Show N ? 1 , I , .11 Israal. Aad m.oy will iat tli building to e it dedicated tin purpose of oar F.thar ia tlaayea. fining jttbire aliould bo au offeriug oo tba jtof those who do 10 entar. ILDIR JJBIGH ku vouaa aixt apsakar. iiiil God haa baaa good to th people, for ba haa brought u iiati em to th plac they occupy io tb ! rid today. II haa alao baaa good in ring the 8a!ata this work to do, ao that ijay could liava tb great plaaaure of rising to pai tbi last dlapanaatlon. ,m beaa abroad for many yaara, doiag it work that God required at my baada, A while ia tbia work I hart received that bay eonvioced toy tectlmoniea that tbia work ia iodaad true. In it time I have heard aoraa thlnga of i doing, of this people which have .ads me aorrowful; but I bar heard which hare pltaied icy other thing f:i very much, aad which have ahowa u that in tha main tha peopla ban a keeping In tha right path. Speaking of the introdaction sf poll ' a amoag tha paople, he aald that tome ..id partakas of them temperately aad me iatenaperataiy. Politics are good !eag a they ar partaken of temper and to long aa the good only ia j tly - i brought into play; but when jail, whan thing repugnant in the alght J God, art brought into play than they .com harmful in many waya. There Vill cnraa a time wbea the kingdom of rind will be supreme oe earth and whan i government muit bow down before bet all arecda and all people will be ia well protected under this kingdom a ader ary now on earth. Tha apeakar eloied with iota remark li tha preparation for tha temple dedi lion and tha work for tb dead to be in therein. 1 The morning aaraicaa were closed by toir and congregation Binging a hymn a tbs Hi v e though? Barker A Leading , give you an flowers. Yes; and oh, Maud, he actually said that life without me meaut nothing." Yes, dear; everybody says you are als last chance." Life. Groceries and General Merchandise. Agent for Bsck; 1 ItoMa 011 mi imaMa Me Sail Keep People Fat. by Selling them Groceries Kep their Lights Bright by Selling them Oil and Advertisiinfr in The Fun; Keep liens laying bv Buying and Selling Eggs, and Keep Horses and Mules Fat by Selling Rocky Mountain Salt, Utah Spanish Fork, . A Bread !ul Threat. A German poet having loaned a smalt Extenuating Clrcumitanee. The charge against you, Mr. said tho police magistrate, looking at him sternly over his spectacles, is that of loud, boisterous and profano swearing on tho public streets of this city. Have you anything to say? Nothing, your honor, replied the Im guilty. I had Just paid prisoner. my gas bill for last month." The magistrate pushed his spectacles up to tho top ot his head and leaned over the desk in front of him. Mr. Kiljordnn," ho said, impulsively, permit mo to grasp you by tho handl Ofllceis discharge tho prisoner and call tho next case. Chicago Trib T . - . George Q. Cannon aa ffnt counselor in first presidency. Joseph F. Smith as second coauselor StMlng III illJJi'lL'JJf Employ!1. 8ampson was a clerk for one day only at the mammoth establishment f William ltobson, in Dallas, Tex. Hobson, although very wealthy, is also Very Illiterate. He Wat writing U letter, uluii he looked up and asked Sainpsou Jennings, who was nt the next desk: How do you spell inducement -- with a e or an s? Dont know," responded tho new clerk. All tho clerks I ever hod except you knew how to spell. So did all tho bosses I ever had," re plied Jennings. The iHeritu tordiaU was spilled ove! the floor, and a new man stands at the desk formerly occupied by Sampson Jen Bings. Texas Siftings. j ," Grat pratidency. Lorenzo Snow preaidant of the twelve postlfi. Aa member of .tootle : Lorenzo the quorum of the 8now, Franklin D. ciutrdJ, - Brigham Motet Young, hitchor, Franoia M. Lyaaem, John 11. mill, Georg Teaadale, Haber J. Grant, jIiu W. Taylor, Marrinar W. Merril, utoaU. Lund aad Abraham H. Cun-- a. . . The counaelora in tba first preiideney Ilia twelve apoatlea as propheta, iter ii revalatora. Firat atvan praaidaata of tha aevantiea ijuiour B. Young, 0, D. Fjaidsied, ha - Morgan, B. H. Robarta, Georg nohls, Joaatban G. Kimball and K. Wells. William B. Freeton aa preaidirg hop, with Robert T. Barton at hie first td John R. Winder as hla second conn- - .d claw-hamme- r, s. - ilor. Francis D. Richard church historian church recorder, and John Jaqaaa as ta.aistant. At this point President Cuunoo rented that a the tempi was aow com-(if- i. there would b no need for any Ur retaining the service of Elder "a C.Tloa Young aa church architect, due, however, that this confer-k- c Roach on the Cinr. aliould accept bis past labors as Snooks They sny the czar will not ureli architect and tender him a hearty allow anybody to speak to him or come a f ti nfidanea and eateem. and he even snubbed the emJbn Ntcholaot aa eltrk of tba ganaral near him, of Germany; peror ifruce. Sturtevaiit Van Rcnsellaer t dont The resignation of Amos Hows at a what excuse ho has for superciliousnbtroftb church board of edaca see ness. He is .not related to any of the on acconnt of failing 3. tendered old Knickerbocker families of New ill), was accepted by th conference. York, is he? Texas Siftings. the church board of education i ford Wood off, Lorenzo Snow, Georg They Come Ilu;h Sometime. IJt (annon, Karl G. Maaaer, Willard arc pretty expensive, Typewriters ing, Gaotga W. Thatcher, Anthnn II. aren't they? Smith-t ud. James Sharp and Joteph F. Some arc; my investment cost me truitas in trust tor tha body of rc-- ut 85,000. worship peri kaown aa tl.a Church Whew! Was it a cnligrnph? Jtvui Chriat of Latter day Saint No breach of promise!. TexaB ford Woodruff. liftings. John II. Smith, George ipoktles Very Simple. dal and Prasident Woodruff daliv-I cant understand why a war beabort addranaa. riie conference waa then adjourned for tween Russia and England should affect month, after a beaadictioa by Presl-i- t the stock market. Simple enough. The stock market Georg Q. Cannon. uctuntes according to rows between bulls uud bears. THE DEDICATION. Judge. 1 An Oh:irvnt Youth. That was a bright boy who deset a snake as a tail without a bod) . - ti Waa Kot a Furchaaer, Colonel Lotts (of Boomvllle) Five years ago, sir, you could have bought the site of this thriving city for a mere song. Visitor I couldn't I can't eing. Harper's Bazar. Wantad Modern Improvement. if ) Sinclair Uncld Tom aays nice knarry you he will set us vp in , ? Well, rather. 1va seen lols of peod raado by champagne. Harper's Buzur. light-heade- little cottage. Top Floor. Eva No, I guest not; no Uncle Tom'i Cabin for mo. Puck. ii The Elephant Wallet Around. Did you enjoy the circus, Johnny? Very much. 1 had a rido on a big leather animal with a snake on hit 1OB0." Puck. , It is a frightfully cold comes up that elevator. that draught Ardup I don't mind tlicdi aught. Its the bills that come up it! Chlougo TribShykcs une. i i A Fast Special Train wHl leave Pays on 5:88 a m. Spanish Fork 5:40 a. m,, arriving at Salt Lake 7:30 a. m. on the above date, giving ample tme for passenroast gers to get to the Temple before the gates close at 8:30 h. m, that Street Oars from t!he depot to the a Temple square will make immediate connection without transfer. Quick Time, Kot Froion Out, But Burnt. Maud (to her wooer) Well, I hope papa didnt give you a cold reception. , Bertie No; he gave me a ing," but it amounted all to the same dear. Judge. thing. Good-by- , rtoof. the Opinion. Judge. Their Work Ye Shall Know r la it really true that champagne will ileach people's hair-Them." On 111 , Tb Engaging Young Man. he smiled at the alto in the choir v And at the aoprnuo grinned, .While the tenor turned aa red a firs L And tho hmio got out ot wind Jenlou. Rrhlns is still cursing tho census." Why? It embraced his wife." Jury. -J- udge. Mnt llnro Pern Rick. CkI guosa poor old Suuta Clou must bo sick," rvmurlrcd little Johnny, bo cause I see ha bent a boy around this afternoon with all tho thugs in a big bo.kut. APRIL 17 th Visitor Well, Johnny, I suppose youi father tli inks the twins are something Wondciful? Johnny Yes, hut (in a confidential whisper) could lick em both together. i ple ,f Judge. 1 y lart, Life old-tim- s world. at-ab- She married me. amount to a friend found it very dilli-cu- lt Horn Made. to collect the sumo, as his friend Smithcrs is all tho time talking of rtion as letter-carrie- r, Have you ever his family tree. I don't believe he has failed to recollect the incident. Meeting ids friend in need the poet said: aad any experience? any. If you don't pay me that seventeen Yes, he has. Planted it himself." Applicant Yes, sir; my wife has alwhich you owe me I shall pfennings me her all Weekly. to letters Munseye ways given post. have to resort to extreme measures." You might ask her. Puck. ( The Open Keaton. And what may they be? rYou think you are getting a little Worn Out. Ill dedicate my next poem in you said t c lean to the honor." Stiffly has changed a good deal late- fly. dont you? as he leisurely pulled him in. e The friend turned pale and shelled ly. Ills dignity seems to have trout, I seem to be catching ou, replied do out abruptly. Texas Sifting. deserted him. . Yes, he has stood on it all his life, the trout. Lif Vcr.tath- - Aiill-iae- , I and you know, suppose it is worn Comber! and rubbfi(;e. His Mamma this young through now. Light. Elner Here, waiter! I ordered cirrv LI yon are ia lo.o v.ilh is of some une. lady beef and cabbage and you Lave brought Aa the Clock Struck Eleven. A Raaiunabla Supposition; good old family? He Do you know, I'm very fond of me only the meat. Van Mr. Oli, One mammal Rentsy Inquired Hobby, yes, Fcathorly, on will De be cigar, sah, those simple old melodies for instance, , Waiter of the oldest in Ciiieai. luck. while the dessert was being discussed, latah. Th Champion Jumper. Judge. O, to be ever by thy side! is your dogs name Rome? Sound Ailvleo. had been speaking of big jumps Good-by- , She Yes; and er They Reduction for Quantity; my No,"' replied Feathcrly, in astonishBrethcrn." sai.l tho 'unlettered1 Theres a friend of mine iuJlie cireui lover, good-by- l How do much Woman is namo his Harper's Bazar. you Chicago Why, Major. Western preacher, laziness is what ment, who thinks' business," said Allround, charge for securing a divorce? Bobby? makes the of life five over .. ... Perfection In One Thing. men iu of at the pantaloons bag nothing jumping dolBecause pa told tna last night that Chicago Lawyer One hundred knees and puts a fringe around tho botline." Teacher Ned, you are a perfect five hotel hundred. six for or at were down the lars, maam; Eagle you toms of the legs. X. Y. Herald. blockhead. Pshaw!" said Fishlets, "I know a Judge. making Rome bowl, and I s'posedhe man who once Pupil Thank you, sir! Thats the jumped about a hundred Shuttered Hope. Tunsills was about dog. Similar. your talking first time you have called me perfect la people. ' Miss And has Amateur Punch. he given up Id like to see that church car out In theatrical Oh! say, nowl What do you take me anything. Light. It Uentiy. aspirations? Why, I thought j , Braakiog Dakota. for? down was Farmer Jan was ahe to wedded her art! sadly walking A Croat Writer. I dont believe it is any different It's just as I said. Tbe people he Oh, no; it didn't even go so far as aa the road one day in Holstein when the With those who know him he bat a iromi any Other sleeper." 1 Munseys were creditors." jumped him. met Puck. village pastor engagement! reputation as a great writer." Weekly. round.And smiled then all they 'Why so sad, Farmer Jan? said the What is his speciality? It Naturally Follow. ... . to Light. Draw. Wanted 8h What Kot pastor. insurance policies! Light . Mrs. Bloobnmpcr Young Mr. Hun1 , Ah, I have a verv sad errand, pas-torMiss Smearing (artist) What a loveA Lucky Lawyer, a is ker fatalist. ,.jjh r- iOpportunity. An Austin lawyer caught A tramp iu replied Jan; ' ly sketch of Long Pond! I wonder if I . Bloobumper-Yo- s, is lie medIs he in society?" reading could get anything over there? JWhat is It?" his office stealing soirid law books icine, you know. Philadelphia Press. I did. Well, about half way the lower 'Father Henrik's cbw is dead in my which the latter intended to pawn. Dauberigh Yes malaria. tail. He meets our best people when Jury. pasture, and 1 am on my way .to teR Seizing the intruder by the collar, the vuiupanion sra union. him. theyre out slumming. , Judge A Boom. lawyer exclaimed: The Old Beau (rocking little Anna ( A hard task, Jan." ...... You scoundrel, Ill have you tried The undertaker is very Jolly thia his knee for Aunt Susans 6ake) Isu 'Indeed it is, pastor, but I shallWcaic and sent to the penitentiary.'1 Is morning. that what you like, Anna? pose It to him gently." nr naa ttia Symptom. Let go my neck, colonel. If yon mv , Yes. Three hundred new doctors Anna Yes, it's very nice. But I roc . How will you do that?. How lavish old Sol is with his light," ware graduated last night. going to have me tried, I rccku 1 1.1 bn a real donkey in the park y&terds Jury. I shall tell him first that'll M MS better engage you as my lawyer, us you said the exuberant lover one happy, I mean one with four lcgvyouJuMi Bi le! Frrpnratlons. who is dead, and then, having have the luck to be on hand, brother sunshiny day. replied Texas Siftings. v lib to said the the way for the sadder taews th tramp. Texas Sifting, , Now," carpenter opened loved one face Yes, returned the moth-grbj- it as to off be soot the him shall not is I his tell it well wife, still, party I think Sol must be a sort of tionsly. A Combat with Oljeetloal. bnr-Mb Bud ra. as I get out my the cow." London Tid-Bitprodigal sun. Judge. De Vout lie looks like a Greek Mrs. De Style The expressman has my sails and clean np a bit." luck. aaUifaalorj Indead, i as come with my box of Worth dresses. god, you say, Ar.geline; but he is no Direction. Mother Chicago (to newly-wedde- d Charged. man for you he is a perfect heathen! Tell pa to go down and pay him. Mrs. Muslin-Do- lly, hand me some And is daughter) dear? George tender, Have a smoke? Angelina-We- ll, aunt, isnt that nil Little Son Pa can't go down now. Bride of a Month Almost as tender writing paper. Is it paid for? Thanks. the more reason for nes my going as a misas How on a his mamma? celebrated I sewing cuancd corned beef Dolly panto. papas many sheets, patch m . Good New. sionary to him? Puck. hire. Muslin Sheets! Give, me the . I guess not. It is one you gave Household Monthly. wholo box- I am writing to my dress- two months ago. Jury. maker. fudge. Stuck ou Illuntrir. . He seems that no one loves to hea It Ibn llllnd Wltneu. talk. Bragg How old are you, madam? Ills fijnor She Why, Bragg isnt deaf. Jurj Witness I olTI seen twenty-nin- e hummers. Art In Chlcnso. , His Honor Humph! How V?ng have Miss Lakeside Do you like Titan ; r0U been blind? t Young Ilaslctts I don't know. Harper's Bazar. bever been thehc. Jury. tOBTAIHIO. 'the dedication of tbo monument to t'ttligioui faith followed tba Confer-V- t oa ThBradtj morning. jTbe monatroue gatharing that had wn ia aad round the Tampl inly weitiag for tba eptnlag. fall raaiona hev ilia Latter-daoccaiion S'TIthlooked forward to that of reverses and prida. Tbay one of the moat of modern thnoi. record of it building ia the racord JUir owe llvai. Tho great work haa rad in their advances and proa-S- d in thalr prosperity. Threegh ell ohardahlp that they have aadorad 'ratal hat never flagged, and full tia of (heir fondut hope it sow the :T mri!d reward ef thair anJaavur. 'vt uw Ltttr-paCl:ta alone, bat ANjW Carried Them Long Enough. jj''. Postmaster So, you would like a po- Tba following officials were unani-ion!- y saataiaed by the congregation : Wilford Woodruff, as prophet, leer and iralator and president of tho Church ol lua Chriat of Latter day Ssiut io all y No. Im going to - aftaruoon 8eaaion. The confaraace waa called to order at p. ra. by Prasident George Q. Cannon. yalia A Sad Story, She I haven't aeenymi for five years, Mr. Barker. How's thet little romauce of yours with Miss llcpdercon? Barker Miss Ilenderaon is no more. She What? Dead? Barker No; married. She Ha! hal You are still friands, How? He climbed into Our room window at midnight and went through my trousers pockets,- but he got nothing. She be been there first." Jury. k. OFFICIAL - important part in my next play, said the manager to tha supe with large hands. So? said the ambitious assistant. "A leading part? AO impoMlble feat. Exactly I want you to sit out in First Girl Don't you ever cry whet) the audience and start the applause. Harpers Bazar. you go to the theater? Second Girl No; Im not BO easily efTu Tlmt-- i IMIrn fected as that. Mr. Upton I notice in n French paFirst Girl I'm afraid you are hard- per that Minister do Frcyeinet ia now hearted. oaa of the forty humm-tuls- . Second Girl No; it isnt that. Rut 1 Mrs. Do Fnshtoh Only forty? Is sever could cry and chew gum at the that all Paris has? Why, in New York same time. Judge. four hundred of us. N. V. there are A Weekly. lie Got Left. Tha IlsJMurr ot I rlandslilp. My wife saved me from being robbed So the marquis gave you those by a desperate character one night. Overflow Meeting. An meeting waa held in the aaaamhty ill, and waa preaided over by Elder traucii M. Lyman. j After ainging and prayer, Eldar Pen and Kimball iptr, Morgan, Robarta .io areuad Sait Lake view tha Tampl with pride. Th opening began with g muiic, ot special antbama eompoaed for tbo dadicatioa, and auag by tha Taber-oaclchoir, all of tha lady mamberi draped ia wbiW. Prayer waa than read by Preaidant Weodruff which cousista ot several col umna, aad leek of space praventt ui from publishing. Tha ctramonUi opeaad yastarday uaual, and will coatiau ao until all oi tha Saiati, that so dtslra, will hate been affordad aa opportunity to witness the dedication of that raiigiona edifice. Aiding Hin Srhrm. Scolding Wife I will do anything to keep you home evenings! , liusiiand Tiiat's easily arranged. Dout stay in yourself. f . Onco a Week. . b Qcn-Peckc- d aa , i SUPERIOR V ROADBED. and Elegant coaches make the Scenic Line the Peoples Favorite Route. W. H. SHERMER, S. H. STINSON, Agent, Spanish Fork. 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