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Show jSflfSH A .. 4.J. 0 vTdrti'tic Job Wrk Aislty. Q ,Wj rnHE SUN bearaa Mf-tptimes fur 2.0i), l,t seines X in its readers faces every Saturday morning. Subscribe for it. SondfyouJ Tbb od quality. SATURDAY NO. 28 10t 18p2. MOVING. pECEMBEP A Yanktio Araumunt. Family i'rlde. , k in tho Utile village of C was It Mrs. Mulcahey (over the Shantytown r Mrs. the White tnouiUms. A party f4 sum-mea bad have, Thots yea eye fence) NOTABT PlKM the. lAW boarders from hotel, lndudhtg Wif. CRRER, President. Casey. two Inquisitive spinsters, bad strolled Mrs, Casey (furiously) Sure, what to P Stain street, !iov yous got to do wid it? Didnt mq down to tho old ford on the view the sunset. Puck. to me? it jusban give On the way home, meeting Farmer Vuh fork, 8 , aged fourscore and ten the ver Something Miming. Sifted Down and Scissored in your Christ- itable and venerable oldest Inhabitant Are disappointed you M. D, MENERAY, one of the old maid opened lire. mas gifts, Willie? asked his mother. for Out Readers. " she said. Good evening,' Mr. S N no, be answered, Rooking them How dreadfully damp it is down here! over again, Im not xactly disappointBURGEON. and jTSlCIAN Is a healthy place? ed, but I dont soe anything here I can Do you think C , calls (Jay or night. make a noise with. Chicago Tribune. Waal, replied be of tho ninety sumIff BRfEF, ORIGINALITIES Office atBoynck House. mers, Iye Jived till neowl Harper's A Pretty Tight Squeeze, Utah Bazar. Fork, . Oh, mamma, Algernon Angellne The Worn of All. that I alhand so United, Clipped and iqueezed my ' Czailna Alex, there's a plot In TV. Kekwaud lUms of IntermitVarious ViBKEB. The most cried. Sources Up Gleaned From Mamma What, my child, from pain? against us, right hero in our own house , to the Tima qf Going LSER& KEN WARD, " hold. Angeline No, mamma, from to Fre, The Czar (carelessly) Oh, I'm gate Texas Siftings. Attobnets psed to that sort of thing. ting The Anna tl Jose. Czarina But this is the most The Where sre you going, my pretty, fair matflf! tyct fymi, Union Botk, plot yet. Im going to SunJay school, sir, she said. fair dastardly Is it? The Czar-W- hat Utah Silver, 82 c: lead, 3, 70c. You are late for the lesson, my pretty, The Czarina (in awful whisper) The maid. (ko Vlm In time for tny Christmas troe present, cook is going to leave. Life. The Vernal Exprm areiterates: ' had pecqhar she said. yery little boy Adams SHORES, M, D., Eagle. Brooklyn The lie Opsht to Know. bappen to him last week, Preacher (in eastern Kentucky) Do while playing in the store fell A Hint to the (.tulle. fellow little Physician ah?. Surgeon. wedded a and hit his tongue about hajf off, only True religion does not consist in look- you take this woman to he your hold to one side on wife? left was trimsmall piece ing pious and wondering what the tmdi all Colli,, Hoy or Night, Backwoods Bridegroom' Wal, that He was taken to Ft- pnclt it together. ming on the dress in (ho next pew cost now and u a purty question. Course, I take ars Herald. Y N. eme and bad t ewo together per yard. Utah ter be my wedded wifo. Don't her doiog well. want er ter be some uther fellers Explteit and Cordlut ' ? Selfish, Bat 8entble. ' itomer Do you live where you used wedded wile, f)' course! Philadelphia ask for half a chanoe' J Ilea live now? sadly to Press. ItfCjr IfORNlA BAKERT Wben striving to some goaL : - 5 Rover No) Ive moved away from 1 Woul-- l 1)0 III Sln for As tna, welcome to itwhole. Theyre Come when in you 7 '' where I live, notv. , 1 want my chances Old Mr. Dadklns You've been calling Bread, Pies, Cakes, aqd Bakera, sometimes. Puck. by, pass Fresh Daily. pn my daughter for six months without nfectiniH'ry made Bis Value la Bport. A Chronicle of Courtship. saying a word to pi e; qow I want to Wedding and Birthday a else would be chatter; ; call do trump?" and love Of naught Jolliboy you know your intentions. Why a Specialty. (take He would ..ften persist till near dawn. Because hes always able to take Young Mr. Rising That's all right! I matter to t this Props. A Johnson, Iawrencb At first 'twa-trupj on. in! Puck. Im willing to do the square thing, if everything was later It A trousseau Utah . li fork, wJnflge. you are. )Vhat are your intentions? Inlor.ement. A Elvil Puck. . Herded a I racer. Mr. RLehfclio (who has fallen desper-atelthink Tit Ijtiit of 111m. Young Author Rut dont you in love with Miss IJeauti) What D.flABn, is delicate? humor Author (after handing MS. to editor) my a charming girl Miss Itcauti is! Critic Oh, very! Why dont you Old is going to make a hit! You sir. Y-This, a she's pera indeed, Lave Rival Ed Attorney at Puck. it? tonio dica of apoplexy, my for a lover see take my ' fect angel; she's mist ass inhales coal gas and her father Him What do you tldolt she did last spring? mm IS, National ?aok Block. lp; pie poison. As for myself, When you give, give freely, Still, swallows I rat Really I dont know; something buiclde, and eommit the hero, Vtab lovely, no doubt. theres no harm if the jumping jack you Editor (with alacrity) )U take It, Just heavenly! She melted up all give your boy has a string to it InBrooklyn Life. her old engagement rings and gave the dianapolis Journal. Good Newa. Suro Keetpe, money to the poor. He was warned nrninst the women RAlEBYi ' Trials of a Dramatla Author. Excellent Advice. She was warned ajainst the mun, (to his patient, a hurried An. I, of lUut wont n.i ke a tndatn Well, how JU the fares Blotterwlck Physician Minino Land bank-ruptcand st Public. . that can. business mao on the verge of tyy, they' no. hi a oUeWhitcomb Comedy coming off? Jainos Riley. finale. And above all preserve an enI the but done Attorney. All Pompano tire equanimity of mind; no cares; no cant decide whether to wind up with' promptly Mineral Applications trouble. an earthquake or an oyster supper. Psient nud for all Agricultural Patient Thanks, doctor, for your Philadelphia Press. 4di. Mkes Maps, Tracings I prescription. By the way, where can tnd Deeds, Draws all kinds Still Young. tf? have it put up? Puck. Articles of agreements, ftv sir, Im eighty Old Resident-Y- es, of Incorporation, Ha Wa II angry. old, and I walked thirty miles years new tother (cure-lietitles, day. Kin you do that? .Mary, said Mrs. Hicks to the those of become not yet. Im only plications for Pensions, etc., etc. has what Average Man N-waitress, Good News. yed wine glasses? forty. A Jed to U. 8 Land office, Room WO ORANDE Oh, mum, replied Mary with a To U Thou-- i 'nr. vvas ) lot 1280, Salt Lake City, Utah. cousin cooks the frightened sob, You want youf Irt ml io t o .R you smart? here Sunday, and ho ate em all up. IU toll you wliut to do: Hes the glass eater at the tnusium, Just make those fno-u- l t b 'I jvr, you think i n y uI That they are smarter f mum. Epoch. Press. EPITOiyiYISlVIS $ ,1 I a I Eroogh15?.0 prices TirCTT;giar,t.5aa;i JOIfN JONES, Superintend mmm fek nn 8 J ht jy at-La- m i f Msnnfactureifi of kess9 - Boots and Shoes, r, ' irPuck -- Dealers is M GROCERIES. Hardware, Clothing. Furniture, FancyNotions, Implements, Roller Grain, Etc. y) ' s Mil-Flou- r, s o, Western licago Store. - llnvint of Marita ('Jacobs,' said the managing editor paper, wearily, tin In Dry Good and Notions, of the great daily oman down at oup is the napoo what i and Ladies Underwear, Boots. 8qunrcvillo? and Childrens Slippers, ' Brens Ills name is Bohackus," answered Goods, Groceries, the assistant etc. How ranch are wo paying him?'' bay direct from the East or West, like (MO a month. CL4RK. MRP, LOIS - a'W Tin-nc- ., High Priced. -- ever go to Bins, tho tailor? Yea Cot tyro suits from him. One dress suit. One lawsuit, Very expensive man. Jury, y and its price. Street, Spanish Fobi. . LORENZO THOMAS, BE TAILOR, ('Something Raise his salary 50 per cent., said That is ftll, the managing editor, can You go. Jacobs. Mr. Bohackus, of Squareville, wan telethe only one of several hundrednot bebad who graphic correspondents to the Daily gun his special telegram Thunderbolt the night before in these words: The election here passed off quietly. Chicago Tribune, What tiho Took Him For, men to tako mo for a fool You Said bo; she said; How tunny I fool, I do not tako you for smoat y." I taka you for your -P- hiladelphia Press, Well Named. You might try one of our RipVai Winkle rugs. What is there special about them?" ' They have an unusually long nap, Fuck, ' -- Bbe Saving Ills Capital, s full Una of ismples of For sad Domett io Goods. Clothing i to order on sbert notice. ime Youre a goose! angrily exclaimed New York man to his wife, who conhis excessive tinually chided him about You do nothing but rlmanship and Fit Guaran-- - extravagance. teed. cackle, cackle, cackle, all the time. Yes, dear, she sweetly replied; but ol attachments full line of fry tho cackling w Sowing Machines. you must not forget that of Rome geese onoo saved tho capital and If cackling can save your capital, Im going to keep it up," and she did. A Snell, g Geo. 0. Gilbert Texas Siftings. resident vies President. Wh it On? D. E. Moket Cashier, are very poorly In Germany ival somebody fett a teachers At paid. Long live our proposed the tonht: 0 Did you , tail goods sre sold cheaper than lit I defy competition in pest. tRAIlWAWfegJ Ws the Umpire. Mamma, tho boys all say that it I handle the stick in the ball game this afternoon weU beat tho Leather Rangers four to one. Tommy's Mamma Thats all right, my son, but you are going to stay at home this afternoon and handle the stick for me, and weU beat tho carpet worse thau that. Sporting Life. Tommy LOCAL TIME CARD. p. m. 4:05 Lv. 5:20 5:23 5:42 5:58 7:05 7:20 Ar. itations. a. m. Ar. 10:10 8:48 8:33 Bpriogville. 8:28 Fork, Spanish 8:15 Peysnn. 7:10 Eureka. Lv. 0 :63 Silver City. J. H. Bennett, tien'l Pass. Agent. Like. Slt IVovo. ti,br BAN K- - ' PAGIFI61 SYSTEM u-;- school-teachers- g TIMS PANISn - - , ! Young Business Man But I 7:03 10 :00 Ar. Bp. Fork, Ly. 7:131:47 Tbs Ft. Louts Girt. r, . a I Ar 5:80 1:45 write. employ 0:10 11:59 Lv. Jfoab. What would you do if you were in Um-ng- ged to her? ChicaI my shoes? asked the perplexed D. E. Bobiet, I go girl of her St. Louis friend. Do your rr dictating with youf Oenl Agsnt, 8U Lake Y. Change them for a smaller pair, N. , arm." Weekly. other UTAH was the consoling reply. Detroit Free banking business. tnd eichsoge bought foreign jde laisot a general t,re"l paid on time deposits. Wjff FORK, FOE- - mm A I'Minnttiropie Ntioe Wn. Tho w shoes I bought Irate for my boy IxA week arc half worn out I found a tbl k piece ol! olretlv, i:i the soles. What have pasteboard you to say to that? . Dealer My dear sir, the pasteboard Is put la to keep the feet from touching What on? nskd a cadaverous-lookinspecimen, rising in his seat Texas tho ground wlu-- tho leather wears out. You wouldn't want your little boy to Siftings, CJL23.I3 to catch cold and die of consumption, XjOGJJLj View. of Th I'olnt would you? Good News. FORK What k world of change this Is! old on over Not Writer1 tramp. OOINO NORTU sighed Mr. lUUus, looking 80UTH. From tho condition of your OOINO Doctor newspaper. PITAL $25.00 sufAnd how little I get hold pf sighed band and arm, I should say you are No. 8. No, 4 much No. 3. No. 1. a. m. p. m Herons Geo. D. fine II, John Jonas Mrs. IJillus, looking over her old gown. fering from writers' cramp too statioxi. n ro. a.m. exercise of ouo set of muscles. Ar. 10 ;00 8 :17 Chicago Tribune. 8slt Lv. :40 7 Lk. khltl, J. 8. Thorns, Geo. 0 4:25 never Cu-tun- er u WEST BOUND EAST SOUND. . typo-write- s. ONLY $2.00 PER YEAR. |