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Show .mi Nicely r. gynwriWiT- Pr rut. coins?9 verses, and 1 Hps from .wurWlW' 4ES, IY He viiVi neollec-ti- Ho' has nearly a Ucals. lust-- set. yy- com- - rartmg Iunf. my dear frieiid, I am going to leave you. I am going to Canada and will probably never come back, said a New York youth to Gilhooly. Good-by- ( to Be Fooled. , Proprietor of Menagerie That's out last importation a fine Austrian eagle. Visitor (indignantly) Do yon think Im a fool. 1'hot an Austrian eagle? Why, its only got one head! Life. . . A gent-- So dyare. lS CQjJ the house. Does it leak? Tenant It doesn't look like it. The cellar lias been holding water for five BASEMENT weeks. Jury. COMMERCIAL Tli' t r;irt Crarfuate. INGS BANK. Alice Arid now tint r'l t'uit money has b.'n pout on your education, what HROVOCTTY, . -- cun j mi do? Annie J can get married. i" Weekly. SAV 0 a 0 New Owner (proudly showing horse) Rather high bred, dont you think, eh? llorse Expert that's a fact. N. ULJ WHEN HIGOING TO PROVO rather hybrid, Y. Weekly. , Why lie 've t'-- i Art. J'Why did yo ir t i i .id' Bronson tire sc tui k'y of art.'.'" . "llo. bis palette couldn't supply is pa. ate." Life. . , Have your y taken by phonograph , In-lo- UTA Munseys An Expert Opinion. . 13 EHS 13 iSilii f t .BTl, DEALERS IN BARBERS.:;:: Leak There. you are not satisfied with Mo jXpliincil. e dollars." iVhat lias made the telephone twenty-fivdon't let us do anything to in no; 0, ! you imagine? fitful, l .nl presume it is owing to the crease the pangs 0? our parting." i4titisrua ou sound principles, Texas Siftings. jmit free Press. A Rapid Transit, IIow long did it take you to cross On the M mo hnlJect. Girl (in Chicago) Have yon the ocean? abked Gus De Smith of a " frette .Mala r's llomnnce? very aristocratie lady just returned " but perhaps My from Europe. livelier-- Ns do. "1 "ould seven was iuscad. flicotiiiv days on the water." Seven daysl Why, when my brother went acof-r- . it took him eight days. Locaoiiff t;.e llenjionslblllty. r Probably your brother went over in Gcal to of credit my-PCHK a :ako the passensteerage. 1 was a first-cabi-n for the way said the father, . ,a9 got on in the world. I. have ger." she replied, proudly. Texas Sift-ings-. itfised his studies, looked after his tiirnthom.il Depth!. laments, assisted him In his choice Jones and bis son took the boat fet .profession, and given him finnDciaJ ' I whenever he has been in a tight Long Branch. ' I never would have believed there whatever sneoess ho has in life was 60 much water," observed young Lestome. d is he? hopeful, gazing seaward from the iron ;ie is not very robust, the friend. pier. And observe, my son," observed his 5,0; he is puny, little, .insignificant ling, and not at all strong. I have father, that you see only wliata on Z. my duty by that boy, said the top. "Judge. but physically" cr, majestically, A Kindly spoke with much severity ns ho Mr. Ilayrake You city fellows fiprl the pld for the responsibility young are very 6ly. You come up here and t Use, MAL0OLM & HUGHES, . ' Will I never see you again?" ! Never." "t " I say, do me one last favor. Lend me e. 01UFF & SSOTT Main Street. 11b ha the reputation of turning out the finest Photo. grsphiq , Work bouth of gait Lke, or even iu the Territory, Call on him. .. . . , ' Boots, Shoes, Hats, Caps, Etc., Etc. Sasw dame Kutor. .. Stranger Here is a little poem Which 1 submitted to a number of my inter, nearest and dearest friends, and they C. all said it was worth printing. MANAGER, Editor (who has friends himself) take our pretty girls out sailing and A am sir. to I it, 1 delighted get thing notice you never ' buggy riding; but J?UOVO which a man's bosom friends fail to North J Street, talk none about it. Tom pe Witt No; when we go to see criticize must be about perfect N. Y. a girl more than once, the whole village Weekly. does the. talking. Puck. Limitation of High Art Manager I am greatly disappointed Iiivitiituui ieerited, Mr. Saphcad Ive got a fad, too, In your acting, sir. You have completedon't ye knpw. 1 collect old und rare ly ruiued my new pHy by your cold and PRACTICAL ly'ATCHMAKER, JEW wooden pertormuui-- tu the lwc scenes. violins. Come around and seo 'em. ELERand OPTICIAN. Lending Mau (angrily J Then Why in ' Musician Do you play?,' do have a thunder you lending lady Mr. Haplicad Blebs you.no.notanote. Watch, plucks and lewelry Repaired Musician (enthusiastically) I vill Who e ats onions? N. Y. Weekly. Y. N. come. J5"A1 work Warranted. Weekly. Rntlii'il tlio Ilor.ilo. is Vi ctor Who that that per ady I.II.0 I U Mother. Also deslcr in all kinds of Mrs. Smilcr Our new neighbor (ou in there? Violin, Instruments, Wife beater. Jailer Oubbins, thinks our dear little Tommy takes Guitar and Banjo String J" O. tlio brute he does? me. think Biter Do.yoit lie to sit But lier Orders beat denth." I Promptly attended to Mr. Hinder Yes, indeed. gave him Goodness gracious inc! Has the poor half a dollar yesterday to get some r. 0. Box 243. fellow anyone who is looking after his enndy and he spent' every cent of it.- UTAH ootnfort?" Indianapolis Journal, PROVO, Good News. s Rfe , ''MWr'ffcUr A. Con rung. SPANISH FORK ? t , J into the . where a attended party gentleman ' deaf. was After pay- hostess very j his respects to her, and talking to was in- for awhile in a high wi h a whom to girl charming placed (walked through the conservatory. I I'What a relief." he exclaimed; ire beeq screaming ut the top of piy .jioe and am tired out. There was no answering remark, and looked at his coinpaiiio' . wi.0s.1id: 'You must sienk loud a I am hard of iiring." Detroit lreo press. Fl-e- j ll'l ' unit ill. r ace ; ml Washington ppin vb- , not'd for is appreciation of a nil lie s full value, I ither than for religious dev .tion, was en in one of the proniinei.t einirehea. T don't understand it," cm. irked a 1 an who is acquainted y 1 i : iiim. e lever knew him to utten 1 divine - A ser-fle- before. . GEO. HARTLEY e , J I III . M. list. Wntt Wlint was the verdict of the man viuo blew out the gas, did you Com. High. - I regret to loom that your daughter's eougli is no better. Of eoursc yoq have employed the best medical talent? Mrs. Grubstakes Oh, yes; no expense has been spared. We think now of trying this new gold cure everybody is talking about. l'uck. reply, he liaa hear? list discovered that sa(vutioa is free. Potts I tbink tho coroner pro lashing-toPost. noun. 1, it death from gnsphyxiu, whatever that is. Indianapolis Journal. Evpeuns No CoiHi-- l r itlor Old Pneuritcli Dr. Oiramon, sn, Rrvrrimti rriptare. ra told that yon nro convinced tiiat the Mrs. Bunting (near sighted) What is it, a f.id. Ure.k It tjautly. rip raicrolic the object of the notice on that tree? Dr. Gammon ft Is a most astounding Uncle Do you really think, doctor, Hunting (who sees that it rcadsBe ad. ware of the dog It is put there that that I am improved? Old rnenritch Doctor I guarantee your life for some Thou I suppose I m e.t b who reads may run. Judge. ave a microbe or two whatever the to come. time Mean. and Ways Please break thl$ news gently Uncle ,ponsc. Make your own terms. Mrs. Home Seeker (inspecting a flat) IIow b is resolved t) g"t t it the four hairIn the world are people to live in such to my nephew. The poor boy will Texas ed if it takes a railroad to do the little disappointed. adly siftings. cubby boles as these? asincss. Chicago Times. Why II Dr.iu k. Agent Easy enough, mum. All you j need I folding beds and camp chairs, ' Creditor Its no wonder I can't find ' Hack In Kuimaa, up tables and a few you at home when you arc here all the Lumberman Ilrown, you must be and like that. time in the saloon drinking. tired living in a dugout Come around things Debtor Dont you see that the reason Humph! I can scarcely turn around ind let me sell you a bill of lumber. I drink is ont of sheer despair at not beSettler I dont need any lumber now; la these rooms myself." I see, mum. It's too had to be so af- ing able to pay you? Fliegendo Blaet- i have the finest buildings on my claim flicted, mum. You should take mtsidc of Garden City. A Bur Thing. ... N. Y. Weekly. Lumberman Hows that? Your sister is wearing ons j SparkleSettler Lost night we had a cyclone, A roMible Cut. of Miss Pinkies rings. I wish youd and this morning I found a S 10,000 house Jones Its the most curious case os get it for me. I want to take the meas.a my claim all ready to move into. record. ure. Going to buy an engagement ring, West Shore. Brown Tell me about it know n you Jones Well, you sec, he kissed his Darkle Eh? Has Miss rinkle . ac? Laurel tlio I tort or. j wife la the dark, supposing it was her ceptedyou? 4 , Crump Doctor, 1 thought yon gentle-rn$- n sister. She kissed him, supposing it She will when I propose. Sparkle (if pills and powders had given up was his brother. They embrace I each Last night she asked me bow I liked die practice of bleeding patients.. for ten minutes before they dis- ber motheri N. Y. Weekly. other , Or. Senna So we have, of uITairs. Now state real covered thq some be must Crump I thought there Ills LIUU Tr p. they ere both trying ta get a divorce mistake In your bill. Of courso, you How much extra will yon Life. each other. Dashaway for kitting UJ correct it. Chicago Times. charge me for a satin lining in a coat instead of silk? HIS MASCOT. Found. Tailor Well, seeing it's you, Mri Contractors InspectorIs there a mat tie lied Mo Vie for 1 Person That Ridi- Dashaway, I wont charge you anyiiwncd Crooloy on tlio work here? culed a Rabbit' Shall I take ynur measure? It 6aved me agin! exclaimed an old thing. Tlioy is. It isn't necessary. Tho Dashaway darky who dodged an ice wagon on coat's over borne, and I'll have it sent Inspector Do you know him? Monroe avenue yesterday and pulled out over. Clothier and Furnisher, 01 do. Hes a frindthal and waved on high a rabbit's foot. ivcr h.s back on me yit. A 1roponnt What is that?" asked one of tht I him? fiud can Whpre Inspector left me 130,000," r '.Mr. him. Tilllnghast around fornin-il- t men who sor grouped yez, Right De hindfutof an Alabama rabbit, marked the interesting widow to young Judge. ah do bestest eba'm In do world fur a Uiilow. A Kenttereil IVmlly. My dear Mrs. Tilllnghast," replied to carry In his pocket." pusson Bunting Ono of Larkina aons wai milow, you should husband your rs How does it net like a charm?" 4 iiccidently shot in tin) lumbar region Keeps ghosts away doan let any sources." yesterday, Oh, Frank, dear, this Is so sudden, cum around saves yer life robbers Mrs. Bnnting It we ms to tno tha when somebody's gwine ter kill ya. Bnt if yon are reully sure you love melt he Larkin boys are pretty well Beat Brooklyn Life. Whar would 1 hcv bln Jist now but lui lereih It was only last week that one i fut? dls raW.ts ' oiil.ln't I "(them was badly hurt iu tho Oil ro!d I dont believe there is any Be, See that min yonder? Three -ntons. Jury. tSqnllls good in it." he hadn't (.03 to his name, ago years Yrii doin'! Jist hear him! Doan' Unruly for (ivlut on. be weut west, ;u'neii a wheel agency, bv;i: ic u rabbit's Hit! Why, sab, 1 and tho woman slih tio lum.iljn, sad the bo L worth a cool (1,000,000. fo' no woman with a fad, wouldn't i in pour shoes fur ht you said there was Thou;. TinUcy .700 million tha wish chap that marries bor thou n du'lUrd" business! in tlio no money that be i.i vtrl.vl G. n! It's no better than a dogi Hut tho moot iiiiU'sgooun proJuct ol this freak Squills Woti, there isn't. lie married bind foot." Infosled iko manufacturer's only daughter. the it th w unaa wita sgoatos for going on tht Jlu! Hear hhui Bat's all I want to Bearings. You nlaga keep know of you, ;ih dots alii Tilkutl Too Much. In.liun.'ivoli JourosL right away from me! lusson that ridiunmadam, I think you ars Doctor Yes, be to bound is fut cules a rabbits . Idir.weot llrtlnnlit overworked. j First I.iltlq Roy My ma got a new lucky, an I dean want miffin' to do wld idm. De ghosts nm suuli to pick his pui.i nt But do look at my tongue, Vis yesterjoy, and bho threw hoi me why it looks so badms around my pas neck. hat doci bones sooner or later, an' 1 doan wan! docUir, and tell ' 'I sab. no truck 'talk him ly. wld truck no dress? new mu do when she gi ts a .sir is overworked that Doctor Oh, From. Free Lit (lo Boy She suya she'll Keep porfectly quiet and it will took irgive liiui, hut ho mustn't stay ou! A Juillrlou lrt.1i Hull. , better. Texas Siftings. j .ul again- Clock Review. The following itnnoih lo of a mine! III IWius ('niillriui.il. light of the lrlh bench. tVngh not preThli man has been ogling womebl Mimdo That young Ereality U an cisely a bulk pure ".:! simple, honor," said the policeman. your fertile family. ini, think. uioro or lest to tt A lert Id honor. returned Ah?" a! A wife hud suffered uu'. W Clara Young Freshly! Why, he pro 'i of starccase, eh?'' H( .'I to me wise. the hands of a birlmrou husband, and IS tlm laughed Whereat prisoner she "t edt Hie law of isui'le He did? He must ba n idiot. in Hip cate against him. itm that reheartily t bo t trt.il before him; but Just Capit Coil Horn. , Kjs hi u isiicd tc dismissed. Jury. i lented, and t'dil tU" J ? Tl IUnmi n Why. , and ... the vase ti Tli leave the jutuisbuKu! tourag. he' a reiuurknblo girl. FUf God. What particular incident ia QiS life ilsiMi't h di tto to toll everyUnly thul marked hia un uomt'n," replied of George I regret, my Ii. is Dont you ndmlra the greot t.llleiik "FiaHuv van not do daunted cournge?" asked the teacher. , h.'i f. Ho married a widow, ma'am," ret that; the cum ii far t Important Hi U'esnsa I know ko U London World. ; plied Benny Bloohumper. Life. j Probably," wns tbo l . , 1 PYNE& MAIBEC ! ' 1 . PRECRI PI IONS CAREFULLY COM- POUNDED. PROVO ' UTAH Is self-doubli- ON 1MPR0V I Farm Oang-ma- u Co op. 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