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Show ' .ntlaouy o' the Tnlt P,fty suppose that Ten Nights was really the first tank , 1,8 Hadut, It Seemed. A Rar sitiry, been to see Miss Vere at least two dozen times within f"r vf years, the last Mr. Barker. How jl.i-romance SUCCecdea iu train.lmVe of finding yours with Miss It..,),,,., ,on? Barker-M- iss HwHl.'iTam is no more. Sharpie, gh Well, I should think this tune you would have succeeded bv She M hat? Pend? in Barker No; married. finding her out Detroit Free Press. She Ua! ha! You are still friends, Matrimonial Item. though? She William, when are Barker No. She married me. Life you going to be married? A Loading lie Not until your father takes me I m going to give on an into business, Sarah. I dont want to Important j part in my next pl.iy," said the manager take youfrora your home until I can to the supe with large hands. you by good honest toiL 'Lexis So? said the ambitious assistant. biftings. A leading part? Doubtful Sincerity. Exactly I ant you to sit out In When a statesman la boasting his worth to the the audience and start the applause." nation, Uarper's Ilazur. 18 ,orward 1,1 Dumley-B- ve MALGOLM & HUGHES, t forget Ilenry IV. written by Shakewas ftUat sll fnever introduced a tank into a Lf5 I fjff It matter, with Sir John the ' 0iBn' JnnonslBtencled. you afraid your wife will Jfi reception," gaid Simpkins to a out rath-- , with whom lie had been j U j 1 fv very inconsistent about She is Consistent?" f Ebe gives me WhhcaUhd0Ctr Making your When a lawyer advises to shun litigation, They are scheming for naught but increasing a cold reception weather, and a warm recep-- , tccld weather. "Texas Siftings. tm I Utclr wealth A Had It teak dinner, prowled tho Featlierstone I have just made the I jiicldng his head in the kitchen mistake of my life. Ibout three oclock in the tJter- Ringway llow bo? Featherstone I was foolish enough Id youre after ours, too," cheerily to call on my doctor in a silk hat and ho yd the cook, throwing a stove charged me double rates. Judgo. we dine at one p. m. it him; No l,No for KarLm, -- Detroit Free Press. Customer (in barbers chair) So you One feature About ft.' havent heard Von Thumper, the world-famosee in I don't why anybody ever pian-'s,I to go into tho retail grocery Barber Naw. Pose bianists neiTcr of smaller I It bus a percentage batronize an zo I nelTer batronize me, jtban any business I know of. dem. N. Y. Weekly. l.ng- -It has, hey? By pinper, I a hundred scents on every TVIth Our Apnlngicil. of goods a grocer sells! Vhen Washington was prescient ho Tribune. . had a magnificent btate caniage." I believe so. . A Romunco ot Two Maid. "But when lie was at his cherry tree I c wax loved by a lover poor, Ami each by a Ii. v r leh, ape he was satisfied with a hack. swala Life. r - ivc l to t'.ic cnihl-'i- i J n.hnc io tin rid". JU1 hitclt. K'ortc cUof llin youtVul wive liapiil Growth. 1 'fas e illcul tvrrld (.1 Ui.t, This town seems to lc making groat I d oso w n bndubbed a fool, progress. said a visitor to a resident ol Iltie other tt venal Jiit. Booraville, 0. T. Puck. "You are jist right, si ranger. Why, M. 11:40 Times I. weve had to enlarge tin. jail twice. Camper er will you give me Epoch, , . jnef , They Dont Know tho DiflYrenre. rtuinly. But do you mean by that a think it is near the hour for lie may be a good lawyer, but there ' is not much sense to his talk." i Well, that isn't noticed, you know, no; not at all. I have an for ho talks inobtly to juries. to ride before breakfast." N. Y. Press. I after my .rent In l.i Sen irt, . . -I Tbo Twiis. J arc wu that p onl ry Tie y cant toll m i from aim, Bat le.u t !! us a :y day I'm mu, unJ Ik; 1, him. 5 Ilk : 4 . rrrjud.oo A? tin- -t VT itor. tor Now, colonel, I would ad-- n to luv some I1, D. ,t Q. II. R. Isn't that a Gouid btock? lilood n , . ( dont want any. , You forget !iom J nry, Kentucky. aI 1niiisrnrtnvti.nl. mrr'' l Mi rlwvr u. oi the stair, ilcwaaxi'h vi si smitten;. th-- n si:o pave it buck to blot a Masson, in C.otlilcr and Furnisher, ' talior Having t'clums. J'land Why do ask you ulwayS fat! want for dinner, just as I A m breakfast table? you always soy Noth- it saves a lot of cook tho and ieh, Life. - hot I nc iurn-ln- g. Cancsucker Tho young lady I ''ling to marry is very poor; she !y not ip: id i anything at all. Friend Well, sho will have after she has married you. Siftings. William PRACTICAL M. Thomas, DEALER IN. POLITICIAN Open 845W:. "You think you arc getting a little m n to the fly, dont you?" said U trout, as he loi.nv"ly pulled him in. I do t eem to be catching on," replied the trout. Lif . Handbook of American Politics, as applied to Utah, reduced to Plain Lunyuagt CornlHM'f mul and Easily Diner Here, waiter! 1 ovdfivd beef and cabbage and you have brought me only the meat. Waiter Be cigar, sah, w ill be on latah. Judge. stood Under- Explana- tions, of nearly 200 pages. Rcilurtlon for Quantity'. Chicago Woman How much do yon Vegetables, Etc Sash Paid charge for securing a divorce? dol-- 1 Chicago Lawyer One hundred lars, maam; or six for five hundred. Judge. HANDSOMELY PRIDTED Bologna Fresh Every Day. Kimllar. AND BOUND. Id like to see that church car out in Dakota." . I dont believe it is any different Puck. MuDacys from any other sleeper. Weekly. . , Duly , Catalogued. r She Ilave you got that picture we Not What She Wanted to Draw. The most useful book of the klod ever hod taken at the seashore last July? Miss Smearing (artist) What a love' published, Indispeatahle as Ready if I Yes. Ive got it among my collec: lie llefereuco on all local end genly sketch of Long Fond! I wonder tion of souvenir spoons. N. Y. Herald. could pet anything over there? eral Political Subjects. I did. Yes malaria. Paubergh Itemarkabla. ' ' Very Miss Dc rink Bid you hear, nbont Jury. A Hoorn. a to foreign Miss Bullions engagement The undertaker Is very Jolly this nobleman? is morning.Goodfello Yes, Mr. everybody . and Differences "Yes. Three, hundred new doctors The Histories of talking of it. the Parties between Ire-night." Jury. wore graduated Isnt it remark-able?- " Told. Is she Plainly marryYes, indeed. They say ltilef Irep ir.it ion. ing him for love. N. Y. Weekly. Now," said the carjK liter to his wife, we'll be c It to the party a", scni Ao Heroic Remedy. as I get out my claw-- uu.n 1 r. hn; are world in yon g Clara Why tho uea. nails and clean up u hit. ingto marry Mr. Slimpurso? Ho hasnt fny Cliarxrd. a penny to bless himself with. C0NTNT8. Dora Tho doctor said nothing would Ilave a smoke?" rar-rsCeuro these horrid little pimples but a The National and Local Oov Thanks. Is it paid for? deterernment Election of.Piesideut and I guess not. It i , one you gave me long continued low diet, and Im The Electoial Colmined to save my complexion. N. 1 two months ago. Jt.ry. end House of Ho 1 ho Senate , Weekly. . lege stuck mi i'tiao ir. The iiremutatives Supreme Court-rruct- ical Prenh Light on Ancient IlUtory. seems that no one loves to hear It lie Politic Generally The is the Mine," said the gardener, Foundation of tlm talk. Convention Bragg most ancient of calliugs. Adam, you Shc-W- hy, Public Ex Bragg Unldraf.-Ju- iu The Tariff Furliea - The know, was; the first gardener." Collections and nenditures Art in I'hlesifn. ReciAn bedad, mines jist about asould, The Dollar Billion Congress Miss Lakeside B you like Titan added tho lady who presided over a LegislaQuestion-Politi- cal procity know. I dont Young llaslctts Silver street fruit stand. "Wasn't Evo the tion The Force Bill-- The Life. Sever been there. Jury. at Matters first applgwoman. oh? Miscellaneous Question -- Tho Orest r Youth. Third Istuc-T- he Otwervant An Psrty Successful A Operation, ied Contest of 1800 The Parties of the That was a bright boy who desor -Jmy first 'Young Doctor I performedman a btslj Without Past Australian Ballot System slmt a snake as a tail a surgical opeiation The Single Tax Question National him. udge. After lh Honeymoon. himsHf and I attended and Platforms of all the Committee did yon save him? Old Doetor-A- li! Elections from dear, Presidential hy, Mother-Wmy Parties I had to Anxious Young Doctor No, he died. Date and with Vote, the but-ct. mutter? Beginning, I the tho whats got cut him all to pieces-l- iut Officers from boo! Cabinet My Boo, Politics Married Daughter Van Dorns Magazine. Inclusive-Prevailing me ony doesnt lov-l-ove Washington to Hsrrison Terms Political explained Itapl'l TratiKlt. more. i know? The Local Political Situation and Mercy on us! IIow do you Tre been on tliit road twertv Y'nr I lli.tory The Find Campaign Hus hes stopp'd kicking my (boo, and know what am talking aimt. who Y. Wtekly. i'h."-n to y. n-F Appendix. conductor said the bool) l comolc dned of the slow time. . Tho New Fat on. pnsser'-ger1 i w ' ? venr-l- ": rasped the on at? ' I notice that old Soak docsn h it i t it n oid you get more. acts the cny iictween out ,!t-go Harvard L : V O.VE DOLLAR A COPY. and uses tiu.z liter N; ho stays In ! . glass. n , daughter bUop'ra Returned Trav.ler-Isyo- nr Bumso Is it a strorg one? Cuzziiier I should say It was. Brandy as fon of mu i aa ever? left.- -1 islie has Hoi touched tlie ria in tho right eyo ond soda in tho fF Fat halves and dhiekens, Spanish Fork, Utah n h , - FOR - to-da- hus-hub- band ' whai do ?eettoget in your blocking on 'aas? Hard Lurk. Tom Well, Bobby, , '7 (disctmsolatcly) Not much; ?ut me into socks last October! targe 7 II E vicc-Iruide- H:nwUwnjnltten. It Th t SPANISH FORK. , Harper's Young Feopta. I' NOW READY! Main Street, Home Made. Comfort for tlti Heedy. Paper, t ia said, trill l:erp us warm; . This fact, poor frir nd, pray note And in your vest tho ticket wear For your pawned overcoat RillinHy (who has just been re-tjonn,ht you American girls a the lookout for nobility. Teczcr W are, tpy lord, nnd nos we hate. to look out very lr to prevent throwing ourselves -- Leslies Illustrated Newspaper. i Boots, Shoes, Hats, Caps, Etc., Etc. Smithers is all the time talking oi his fumily tree. I don't believe lie luc, any." Yes, he lias. Planted it himself. Munscys Weekly. en-le- nt . .VH.iucliuly Par. w, pt that i ho sum nor was deuu, nho k In t 'e hi ick uu ivy air; marei -- ilb .x'.m J a rosPcd t tkomtht of i.eir liiris bom? hare. , Uarpera ltuzar. (BlLfflWiSI2Ero. flowers." Yes; and oh, Maud, he actually said that life without me meant nothing." "Yes, dear; everybody says you are bis last chance. Life. i Tli c3m The netware, ot l rlomlNhlp. So the marquis gave you those dol-Vor- th If Pra Weekly. ? ;.DEALERS;iN.- HIS IHklL G3 US Ten Time. Hotter. Mr. Upton I notice in ft French paper that Minister do Freycinet is now oaa of tho forty immortals. Mrs. Bo Fashion Only forty? Is that all Paris has? Why, in New York there are four hundred of us. N. Y. After Dinner1, j -- Stakes, this? I 1 stouh and a poached egg. I but not tho steak? Attcndant-D- ats all right, steal; am under do egg. Tea as nofortwoy.Mra. Return'd Traveler-TmleGuest-H- ow is r m 3 1 LEAVE ORDERS Iloi-tes-- J UH Idea of Them I was a Chineso boy," wailed "then 1 would be brought tip '7i not know bho News. Ovur rniil.f t ''"A rop.e time?'-- ' ' 'M: Why we haven't any such .;Ll.YHhu ", T" lth.m.ht you did, as mnmms tul ,Mit iiyg bad such a lot L,ri-- " -- Mghi. . In Natuvnt llMtory. VH U easy to prove that lwarm. ft BSM ' "1,rh srssw. ,T1,C, alive, in The Den"01" I TdJv. . i th 'art. a s , "r artL-Jcwa- o? Alexander it atche." !. at St. Helena. bot makes It mar wavs ihoiight he Will Circular. lurs ONLY $2.00 PER YEARv llmlth. with the doctor Judge. fhe Klckrd MIkIhe Ist'lcl" down, virli s mn trh irt.kf. ABdio tb BVuUhnie S'Sia Brcttusv hs way y t "P Aad wsul biir't Mptu'TlyUls Frv'. for.bult.-M- un' Not W n ulierro U veritably 'V i ul n)tn There goes ! vcr since his trial. beeaU Jonca-lankr- thelaw? upt vpkihe him?" ru Noi the iw broke siftlmr. -- Z3 SUN OFFICE. la J whott be 'uihI of St Helena." It. J AT THE It he pore fishing 'for AWhen' he mu, IdinsvH "tt'kly. M maker, ttVeal eurioMt? . longed to Al0,tu died oU the , , iltlu efVkhow cnM. Delr ih R0 Tho Driest This mat merry you cant I stand.. can hardly Ids normal state. in is he in ' toT iSlk-t- 'i'. .u.. ia this Us soberin up he for hurry, tnlnnut Life. she DM It. , manage Brinc- -t dont see how you wife of JoUrt' i' to pet along With 1,1that ,nt manage. Jlonp'cu"- -! Detroit l're 4 roii Autmun Freshly (to anyway." Harper's . just mrni' tt s.u withering Miss . Lampion. ' ? t' nil Went to Ited. ToI'B.rt V'hl'iK.-S- ay, Mr. Jlggs, wont ire G'c Whnt jour collection of china wash' ir, ;Tcopu . , tin Tlmn for marned. had Mi -- Muuseya Weekly... ed. J |
