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Show Jltr.'l cm ' Is not unknown in fashionable j, ncr veultlrilrawing about her a set of admiring followers. she lately ...M But Not Very ripen- had 6onia affection of the throat, and called a physician. 'After uae laminaWeapon. tion, he said: , Madam, I shall have to touch two oi of th rose Can? three of tlx effected spots with nitrate WL ThJr of silver, LantMOurOwa Oil, doctor, please don't do that! anclul"ner' swered the patient. "Use nitrate of The expense is quite immaterial. , York police have three gold. known as billets, dress A Gtruatf KeaHniir v L locusts, says the New York She was having a, contiikmtial talk Which is tso called ,e locust, with her aunt. round o 1 a is plain piece "I can never marry Harry Westlock," Jon? and 1 fjji 28 inchescarried she said, in a foho which implied that only at it was uselebs to talk about it "I never Hick, and is Is anile, tlio policeman keep? can. tan and swings it about by And why cant you? asked her i,,atWr thong which passes Ttn Buro I should think any aunf. end. lie t inches from the Would Cstecm it an honor to be gilr t.ever, carry it in hia belt. The Harry Wo&tlocks wife. He is' very lronwood rC r,)scwood.'i.boi(y, too. Why cant jyou marry wealthy, k i'oia 'Every policeman must i him?1 ' an oppor-,-( is o', vn, and thus has Because ho hasn't asked me to, taste. The ,,vercising his and I know he never will. Boston " 'n billets are 10, 13 or 14 inches Herald. " ' select the ;'',e polioeman may N&w Light on It.vleigli. The billet Is i ho likes best. Tlie earl of Leicester, alone of all irried in the hand. The dress Elizabeths court, declined to enthuse mostly on great occasions, over tho gallantry of Sir Walter Rain the winter when tha mei these leigh in throwing hih cloak into the ,.7 coats, they carry mud so that hey majesty's feet would heir belts. The dress stick, not bo wet, , always carried in tho belt, Why arc you so glum over it. Leicescr drawn except for salute or The regulation stick ter?" asked Ben Jomon. ".Not jealous, mess. I hope? ,es long and is worn with a' Not at all," returned the arl; but it wl tassel at the handle. It is luek. Ancwood and the color of the was my cloak. tassel is red for patrolmen, Making a Sure Thing v( It. Rowne de llout Have you met Miss Chilton yet? Upson Downes -- No, I called there last Friday afternoon, and she was out. Rowne de Bout That's strange. I called there the same afternoon, and she was in. Upson Downes (dryly) The next time I call on her, I shall go with you. fOUCEJIANS . s,he A DOARDING.senoOL STRIKE. mmiM - itniw HUGHPiSf DEALERSJN i;bs i rnfmrJr rjr.O v .. Puck- Those :.ra -- clubs. 4 and white for bosswood geants People. cap-or- s IS COPSUIP DIDN'T DECIDE, and the superintend-- i nally a captain or inspect-Ires- s stick bhorter than the length, but that only In which to the , eyes of tho these sticks rs around their cost is revealed for cheap. sonjest and most elaborate vanished hnd polished, incord and tas-A- s more than sixty cents, cost thirtv-fycents aoiecc is range in price Detwccn according to the kind of most gorgeous p are made of. There are mastic billets and clubs of descriptions, which the police never use, but which and nstabjes, detectives ht in- - A prominent dealer ,piiea said to a reporter ted a large part of their time a to devising new kinds of and billets, and then come want mo to get them pat y never get any satisfac-ml- d by this timo know bet-will keep on bothering re some of fho samples 7 th me. v showed a weapon that it might have been part of f the Spanish inquisitors of Scs. It was tern inches "d like a billet, pnd was uum vitro. Below tho handle with fchort, sharp iron vned in the wooL It looked hke aq old war club. The rntors Idea was that every curry one of these prisoner should refuse might strike him ovci th it If the prisoner tried ihould the a the I he hia 'itci t 6J. bein made a prisint of a most byootiful harse, wid the coat of a duck, tho grace pf a dancing-piasteand tho spado of (in autilawpc. lArrh!" said Dennis. V'Tho Joikcs o yon bein nehr made a prisint of a harse! i'Sure, an that I was, Dennis, dear. 'Twas by a grain that I missed him. It was in a chaise ho was, and dhruv by a fwino gintleman of mo aequa'ntance. He .stopped ferninst the house of m$ impl'ycr the day. It's a fine harse ye hev thayre, '' says I. I bclavc yeer roight, says he. Will ye give him to me? says I. ' Nawl says he. An begorra, if liod said Yis, Id 'a! had Him! Youth's Companion. -- ' ' r, ' r.oinuiieo and Reulity. i Romantic Miss Do you love me well enough to do battle for me? Ardent Suitor Ay, against a thou- ISVENTOttS BlQCKS TIONB. 0 .. hull and scatter his sMwalk. lie I think. Here one was a short leather lead. lowcr part 4 ulb, nd was i!8 a ' a18 dealer continued. club like that. You I well take a bar of solid k wl rlke a man detective comes rome outlandish kind of of them bujr a onn, te ' J1? Enough. re-n- ,- .U was shocked to "A or he ought to have t , relftllvo In Call-- ; Francisco Ex 8 4 true anecdote." Ss,!?a. $ v'wT SPANISH FORK, William TUB PRACTICAL M. Thomas, DEALER IN- - POLITICIAN Handbook of American politto Utah, re- ics, as applied Plain langut and Easily Understood Explana: tions, of nearly 200 pages. duced to - Vegetables, Etc, 'Well, Mr. Bigfisli is paying mo a good deal of attention. Would you fight him daih Paid loF.Faisalyei and Shigkons, for me?! Yes, I would. HANDSOMELY PRINTED (Could you defeat him? N-he'd probably thrash the life tND BOUND, out of me. Mercy! Well, never mind. Ill take One door South ot yon without any fighting; and, oh, do pleasq i.cmcitbcr, my darling, promise Jtqckbill Rotel, me cm your honor;, f ha if ever yon see Mr. Bigtish coming, you'll run. Good ' News. The noft useful book of the kind evet published. Indispensable hi Ready lie Um A MirrpT Reference on all local and genA Sunday-schoteacher endeavored eral Political Subjects. to malic his pupils understand the parable about that good shepherd, lie said: Now, little children, suppose you were all little sheep, what would I be?" lie expected them to say that lie would he the good shepherd, hut much The Histones of and Differences to Id", disgust one of them replied: between the Parties "If we were little sheep you would be a big sheep." whereupon the teacher Plainly Told. looked very hbeepish. Indeed. Texas Siftings, Bologne Fresh Every Day, o, Spanish Fork, Utah, Mlmimlentn'id. (in city bookstore) I want ter get a book ter take hum, Mr. Grass-See- d CONTENTS. mister. Clerk Yes, sir; shall it be something PucyiCE Tlie National and Local light? Election of President ui.d Not too heavy, misMr. Grass-See- d The Electoral Colter, cans' Ive got some more fixings lege llio Senate anil Ilouse of Reter carry hum, an I ain't as strong as I presentatives The Supreme Couit uster was. Texas Siftings. Practicul Politics Generally Tht Convention Foundation of the A i'oraprotnUfs Public Ex The Tariff Parties Mr. Trotter May 1 teach you to play and Collections - The the banjo. Miss Build? Eenditurrs Miss Build (coyly) I know how, Congress The Reciprocity Question Political Legislathank you; but the same purpose is tion The Force Bill The bilver answered in guitar playing. Question- - Miscellaneous Matters at Mr. Trotter But I don't play that laaoe The Third Party The Great Miss Build Well, then, you may hold Contest of 18110' The Parties of the HernM. my band anyway, N. Past Australian Ballot System Cont igliiii In Their Cne. The Single Tax Question National Committees and Platforms of all the Mr. Noopop Doctor, is insomnia com Parties Presidential Elections from tagions? the Beginning, with Vote, Date and Dr. Paresis Certainly not sir. What Cabinet Officers from Politics made you ask that? Mr. Noopop Becanso I n'ttice that Washington to Harrison inclusive Prevailing Political Terms explained when baby Is troubled with insomnia, too. The Local Political Hituation and piy wife and I invariably catch it, The First Campaign History Lifa, Appendix. lie Took the Hint. The Jury brought In n verdict of not Judge Duffy said admonish guilty. ingly to the prisoner! After this you ought to keep away .V COPY. O.VE DOlL-t- R from bud onmpuny. Yes, your honor, you will not see mo here again In a hurry." Texas Siftings, That Will Do It. Luther. mother writes for Informaa ITeres to Tom It has ulwnys seemed funny to tion how keep her skit eii year old AT THE me that people should consider politics son in at nights," said tho answers to clean he the to IWIfica ought so dirty. jorrespondents tnun to the munugiug Cbt of all things. iditor. . Hick Why so? Tell her to cut Ms hair, herself, inncn Torn Because It consumes 0 stead of sending him to a barber," reaoap. Chicago Times. plied the editor. Brooklyn Life, PureliMU. ltullroad A Sow secret of Mr. Gould's south I)ayTh at lust, out era trip Is riaylus a Trump Curd. ' Weeks What is it? No, Isaac; dot cn Loewensteln Miss was trying to get sn option Dav-- IIo I see by der bs all was up, gagement I lino.-Mu- nscy burned out last vas an Mason and Dixon's father dot nor your ' wt Weekly. Light! my lofe, os Eehccca, . Oxstcln Iluinmitwrud. Mr. Hu has man given me oldt remember you Dcr yon mad? Brown Did your undo dot Insurance boliey, and we vas twice l0Jiiue (tmlly) Yes, 1 remembered at rich as pefore! Judge. me. At th Club. Whnt did ho leave yu a vulgah fellah. De Is lie's rinnhct him. Nothing. "Eight. lA twsde. I shall black-bak fatal- -1 didn't know Is Huts hat lijr Schley-Trrnwil I,ivo love! he was In business. By the way, Amy I mu sure that Charley nowaTlunk, how are you killing time mr,thcl What makes you so sure? days? fox tcrwicri( II say0 V'M I lTunkett-Rweed- ing Ainv Alt'ii nigh he doesn't relatives.-MilhsilFuck. all my hates usual. he can see that So ycz lias an order lv arrest foi Mrs. Maguire, an ycz proposes to take me wid yez. Young man, allow mq to ax how yez intind goiu'- along wid me; is it an ambulance or in riinnants? -- Life. No Kind or a Follow, not going to have Clarence jfateIni on mo any more. Hes call Bashlcy too bashful for anything. Della How is lie? Kate Why, I asked how long his arm then told was, and he said C3 inches. him that was just the size of my waist, and ho never did anything. Bostoq Herald. ppt of th Proceeds. Ole Mars Where did you get that new suit, uncle? I done strike er Uncle Jasper-Wo- of! suah enough, mighty big streak er luck, sah! Oio Mars IIow do you mean? Undo Jasper Well, sah, iny wife she done got er job takiu in vashin', sah! Iuekj An Artificial I'lke'i Peak. Mr. Goth.un They tell me Chicago U than the going to huvo a toner higher Eiffel tower, nt the exposition. Our Mr. Lnkesidi' tower Is to be so high that from the top tho whole of you will be able to see and Chicago, suburbs Weekly. Gov-ernme- LEAVE ORDERS FOE . zJU SUN OFFICE. V mi id NOW READY! Main Street, sand. - l,.r Etc., Etc; Eep, - many inventive geniuses rn : Narrow !!An sure,;: said Patrick to his friend Dennis, "J was near indade the day to Boots, 0hoes, Hats, Caps, ol dis-- n y . (BMwpm Freddy B ilkins I aint goin' ter sleep that Egbert Peters any more. The Principal You musnt talk like that. Does ho crowd ' you? Freddy Wilkins-N- o; but he kinder ' cuts. Judge. , . Witii . Clara (haughtily) 1 went to the theater every night last week and had a different escort each time. Rival Belle (vindictively) Vop should be more cautious, my dear. Cautious?" VYcs, my dear. people all over town are saying you can't gel the same man to go with you twice. N. Y. Weekly. Mi. QIM - r ll S.w. WtHUlV. ONLY $2.00 PER YEAR. |