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Show OLD MAN. 0ND Tho Wise Tramp. c, ma'am, couldnt vou Tramp Plea Lmr,usjoll'o Monograph ijn Gladstone t Eton anl of tiro One Oxford Strong-Ltfef- OUaractor-- V of Hot Temper. Russell has Minis-- , Queens 1rimo monograph on Gladstone Urartcrkcd as a model oi edn-fl,- a biography-well-infor- med, i taiiciouS. Mr. Russell deal of his space to Mr ' uth. As he points out in Jotlie little volume before do-- inched lightly on those of Mr. Gladstone's career ,ithin general recollection," led more detailed attention to stages, tvhicli are now f either unknown or forgot-Juthmany pages devoted it Eton and at Oxford, t o i Eton after the summer holidays ttebead maatershipot the terriUo mote tho emphatic tostluiony kll I Murchison, he was tbon the that ever went to Eton. Ho L sburcys, a house at the south I I trail! In front of the schools LC, and rather nearer the (am-S- i r inn than would nowadays be My foie. On the wall opposite the otrboiongs to Mr. Carter) tho tone. carved, it is bolloved, 30's iwa hand, may still ho .tone was not popular nor known at Eton. lie was rreatest advantage and was debates and fa the editor-io- at home in the jhljr society n Miscellany. left Eton at Christmas, read for six months tutors, went up to Christ etober, 1828. Here, as at id distinction was his clo- took a brief but brilliant one aring - on the dial?" Face? Vy, dot ish my vifes." ' ' Well, my good man, that would ruin any watch. -- Light. In tbe Midst of Life, Citizen I hear Mr. Officeholder is dead. Statesman Yes. He died five min Utes ago, Citizen I dislike to show any unseemly haste, but I desire to put in my ap-plication for appointment as his sue- eessor. Statesman Walk iDto the other room and take your place in the lino. N. Y. Weekly, . Astronomical Convene. , This paper hero says that with the Lick telescope over one hundred million different stars can be seen, said Mrs. I Verisoft, who was feeling quite studious .1 that evening. , , "A telescope twice as powerful would lick that, I suppose, responded her ' spouse, as ho dodged a flying rolling pin. Jewelers' Circular. j .. ,. . n eon i i Store more forma to do now, sir? , Merchant Lets see. The backbone of winter is broken, and its about time for the sap to begin running in the maple trees. Get a damn cloth and wipe the flyspecks off those cans of maple sirup. N. Y. Weekly. T Boy-Any- l thmg , ' The figures of Isis and Nephthis are two wooden statuettes found in one of the galleries of the hiding place of the temple, packed away with twelve muni-m- y cases and a multitude of 6mall images and other funeral accompaniments. Owing to the haste with which fhcse muramics were hiddcn-prob- ably some period of national panic there was no order of arrangement attempted, and it is therefore impossible to say to. wllIch of tho UH?mied priests or priestesses these effigies properly belonged. We know, however, from their characteristic headdresses that they represent Isis, the wife of Osiris, and Nephthis, the wife of Set, who, respectively, escorted tho soul from its mortal tenement and presided over its Introduction into the shades. They were probably placed on either side of the mummy case, guarding the long sleep of tho dead. , It is difficult to realize that these figures were fashioned at the end of the nineteenth or beginning of the twentieth dynasty of Egyptian kings, and are roughly, therefore, con- temporaneous with the exodus of the childrcn of Isrelt about twelve Into- dred and fifty years before Christ. From a purely artistic point of view they are as beautiful as they are unique! and a half inches they are thirty-eighigh, and, except in facial feature, differ nothing from one another in appearance or dimensions; they are carved with an anatomical appreciation and artistic feeling quite delightful, symmetrical in proportion, expressive in attitude. .The wood Is covered with a coating f color, the flesh being painted a light ht A Veteran. : H EGYPTIAN STATUES. . spare me a little-- IIo tECiit-cpe-r Go right from Fashioned About the Time of the here or 1 11 call the dog, you away " Exodus of Israel lazy, dirty YcS ma am, that's what I was about to remark. Im travel-staine- d from my f Two GoddeMea Con long journey, and I wanted to abk it figures x (lderable ArtUtlo Skill-R- areBetraying Troaa you couldnt spare toe a little soap." Urea for tho Famous Chlaeb Soap? Soap? Mercy on me! lathe Museum at Cairo. World coming to an end? Walk right In, sir, and stay to dinner. Youre In the Cable dispatches recently ap more than welcome." Good News. peared some accounts of the antiquarian remains at Dehr-e- l Bahari. on the Her Face, site of Thebes, recently unearthed vawteh I bought fvrom you M. by last veek has shtopped alretty. Now, andGrebaut, director of the museums in antiquities Egypt. The drawing tocin frent, you guaranteed this reproduced below was made by Edgar Vawteh for fifo years." Watkin from two of the curious figures "Yes, sir; we guaranteed it with removed by M. Grebaut. Mr. Watkin , wear ordinary and Aged Applicant I fought wiz ze . Napoleon at St. Helena. Young Man Napoleon didnt fight at i St. Helena. , Aged Applicant Momieur ees I was hees valet and ho fought me all ze time when I dress him In ze morning. Judge. A Literal Inquirer. , r What do you mean by saying that it Is sad so and so should die at the begin. ning of his career?. He did die at the beginning of his career, didn't be? That's what I want to find out How much of a career did ho have after he died?" N. Y. Sun. A Mystery In Diet. ' " Mr. Skinny Fretful (to his fat cook) I cant sec why Im worn away to a mere skeleton, while you must weigh three hundred, at leastl Tho Cook Oim sure Oi don't know sor; Oi always give ycz just as good to eat aa Oi lako mesilf! Jury. . mees-Informe- d. ! - the Union successively secretary ' proceedings of was t"irate ; ;! . life Mr. Russell foi affieient reasons says very ic makes up for his failure brilliant analysis of the haraetcr of his friend and ffitical chief. Tho para a r of the great mans nature, a Mr. Russell, is his relig- - i la which Mr. Gladstone lives 1 bat bis being It an Intensely sic princlrlc, passionate on its UcLcite in its theory. Imperious I tactical, visible and tangible It tuns like a ellvcr strand ;lci aad variegated wcl- - of his life. We saw that he wished Ccrs instead of entering panto-- a uclslon gene differently tho 1 I a.l tho Lives of tho Arch- rtmry would etui bo unwrit--ciiolco of a pr.fcsslon could ocuto the ground-ton- e of Mr. I While a pollilclan and above all a Christlar an accieslastlo. Through al l fiances of a political career, In office and m oppo-a dukes nominee for a pock et .ton- a ai tbe idol of an adoring f 'Kt i Nothing to Do with tho Cere. Maud Jack, tells me that he never loved anyono before. Ethel Well, excuse me for telling you, but he aqd I were once engaged. Maud Oh, I didn't ask him about enI only asked him about gagements. love. Munseys Weekly. , Worn and Wor. Wife I found a womans letter ia your overcoat pocket this morning. John rt cant bo. I I Wife It was tho letter I gave you last Monday to mail on your way to the store. N. Y. Spirit V " Uadaton -- 7 dimes of life, thnt u it doth value must (ne be won. o;4 habits, known to all men, 'ctlnn; to bis rigorous reset dry for sacred uscst In bis viuttcrr.ncca; In hlsfsvorlte tuntnlstvatloa of public affairs, "ts-ic- be has based his oppo which ho has disapproved J mu constantly asserted for tho k.'aratnount place In publie 8 tho stalo scloi 'js reproved s A or to Ihltilt. that j, spring of human action Is tn b sffi-ct- t . has a strong temper, "otr, ho keeps sternly under i!or- Tho Shame of did you taka your school? from away boy were ruining him. Crocer-rTh- cy touch him Why, they were trying to a make ounces pound! sixteen that Munscy's Weekly. Customcr-W- hy , Hard Time-- . Are times so very hard?" asked tk customer. are," answered Isanc.tein, Dey fail-- " Mum Tiy, itvoulJn't pay me to , ' Bey's Weekly. i That Would Interest Hor ' ,Mf to discern the passionate wuurr as it works within. It Is ' elmiro tho vigorous self It is turned from harmful wuefi Ho has s grand eapaet-- a iallgnatlon and nothing Is tho changing lights and i tebiio Qj etprostlro faoe when fl ef Injury calls forth , 'WMt spirit of the north. kttums become more etrongij tlmti sndgluw, the voice Mit, na , the utterance more droll to observe the dlscom jr Wlr who bus fotully thought asns sense of humor by an spends for Us point upon or sharp prao ' .1. im 4l received In grim silence, hls dismay that whul 'i,aiusirrtala has only disgusted. I cstl It devilish, w,lh which a char Lord HcaconsOeld wsi I w u.'rMvct rival. j tnes si , aoih,f Moon. curious than tay We with the Lick telescope new moon, hincc utAi "ie discovery many oh i U of which the original Impression, ' Particular satellite Wof the planets Is double 8001 devolving ground Ike 1 " It. Mr. Towno How did you liksthl Morris Tovvnc Dont know anything worn aboutit. Could see nothing but He Embraced th Opportunity. Well, good night, Miss said Dvvightville girl whom he was visiting; I fuel it is better for mo to go. I feel certain that if I stay two minutes longer I shall be indiscreet enough to kiss you." Well, good night, Mr. F oh, by tho ,'shereplied theI girl; want to show you added, way," my new sachet bag before you go. It will only take s couple of minutes." It is only necessary to state that the young man in question is the possessor of a bright intellect, and he quickly embraced the situation, and we can further assert that tho girl was in It. Binghompton Republican. v Hondr to Whom Honor I. Due. -Mrs. Jinks Our womans rights so ciety is going to erect a monument to Queen Isabella. We hold that America owes its discovery to a woman; for had it not been for Isabella Columbus would not have been furnished with ships and . sailors. rt Mr. Winks America owes more to another woman than to Queen Isabella. Mrs. Jinks Indeed! What other woman? . Mr. Winks Old Mrs. Columbus, nad it not been for her there would have been no Christopher. N. Y. Weekly. . robe yellow ochre; the head Covering and ribbon and fillet red dark with white, ornament; ,tho necklet, armlets and bracelets two different greens, and the robe bottler, near the feet, red and blue. The eyebrows and lids' are dark blue, the eyeballs bjaek, and the outlines of nostrils, lips and ears are mobt delicateone of ly shown ha red. Except that on its iio fits tightly arms the longer some deep peg, and that there are cracks In the wood and rubbing of the color the two statuettes are perfect. M. Grebaut is still in upper Egypt, where he is superintending tho extraorexcadinary revelations' shown by of Luxor, and the temple further vating has lighted upon a part of the sphinx avenue and paved road, which stretches, he confidently believes, continuously of from Luxor to Karnac, a distance return his On half. a and mile a over to Cairo the two old world goddesses muse will be turned over to the Uliizch um." Salt Lake.' Ar. 10:80 8:43 Spanish Fork. 7:15 Eureka, ' WMDWWW ti a. V CAQ COTTAGE ORGAN H Is sffoctlvs remedy, numerous Dials conclusively prove. "For two years I was a constant sufferer from dyspepsia I doctored n limn and fiver complaint. time and the medicines prescribed, in nearly every caw, only aggravaied the disease. Au apothecary advised me to use Ayers Sarsaparilla. I did so, ahd was cured at a cost of f 5. Hlnoe that time It has been my family medtciao, and Sickness has I become stranger to our household. believe It to be the best medicine on earth." Bummer st, F. F, McNulty, Hackman, Lowoll, Mm UNiON SQUOIE. TOR SALE BY Geol Pass. Agent. Sarsaparilla Ayers testlme. ss an lATTAOAiwwnS1 FiiWPBci!)5Mae(jiiieEoiEi niCAa, FOR OVSPEPSIA, "S WiBe-$T- i a. ui. STATIONS. J. n. Bennett, S tU attained a standard of excellence vrhu'fl wlin'it of no suporlor. ItoontalnH every Improvement that Invenuve gfiulus, skill ami money can produce. FOR DEBILITY, Hein. Ayers Sarsaparilla '&J' THE salt-rheu- Ayers Sarsaparilla rn. . l ACTHOBY & THOMAS, to-da- y, t I - Vegetables, Etc. (!ash Paid Boldgne Fresh Every Day. . Win- - .Ca sd v ft "k ual t HWf - of d nmuii.lv al the preM-n- Unhill r t Wo furolwh da thu Hotel, Those Desiring I" ! Spanish Fork, Utah, djur Soath .... "T. 6hieksni foV FafSalyes-an- t That was a mean thing Bronson i wife 1UL" What was It?" . boy one . Taught thrlr little bean fathers poems andN- now ltronson - Y. bun long." It all day kueeeea. Bound t fi "Charley 8awyer.pl,yll)ouDdlhh r-- .... p. m. 4:05 Lv. 5:45 7:10 A Doomrrang. . i .J' imna WEST HOUND . Z hi EAST BOUND. -- , itt session all uy, , Congress had been was membar and, . from the hall, h was Vhht has paused in nPrV 'Ten hours," vws UOCUUttie Wpl N. E. Ifsg'Uiub i o LOCAL TIME CARD. cliwK'-tw-- i Wht lUd I'wod Matrimonial IMILWtfY, There is some talk of divorce suits among tho colored aristocracy of AusIs s certatn oure, when the complaint orlgh tin. A few weeks ago Deacon SnodI was a nates In Impoverished blood. grass said in a trembling voice to tho low condition of the frohi sufferer great bewitching Mrs. Snowball, who was blood and general debility, becoming finally, so reduced that I was unlit for work. Notli-lu- g boiling soap! for volume lTieso Organs sre cclob-ato- d , that I did for tho complaint helped ma oualilyof tom, quick rerpomm. aHiHtloclctilgrv Lubly woman! Jos4 lemme taste const a few bottle umkm, ruction, in 1 as much finish, perfect beamy to Ayers Barsapurllla, dose lubly lips. only wants to find them the imwt ilcslnililn organa for Immcq of which restored me to health and strength. eto, out if dey has as much flop as my wife's societies, sonools, churches, lodges, take every opportunity to recommend this ESTABLISHED REPCTATIOW. lips." medicine In similar caaes." C. Lvlck, H K. I Ef dat's all ycr wants ter know jess Main st., CUimcoUie, Ohio. ENEQEAEED I'AITLITIES, SKILLED WORKMEN, ax my husband. lie's fillers LEST HATEUIAL FOR ERUPTIONS ycr wifes mouf. I reckon ho oughtor MASH yum OOufilNbD. ol In Impurity know," replied Mrs. Snowball. Texas s'.l disorders originating And tho blood, such as bolls, carbuncles, Implet, Siftings. scald-heascrofulous POPULAR ORGAK blotches, i Enterprising. , sores, and the like, take only Dime Museum Visitor (to Bearded Instruction Books and Plano Stools. Lady) I say, mum, wouldn't you like lit-1 to turn a good peony by carrying a Catalogues and Trice Zdita, on aKfiJtinjrtU1 TRCTAnen av tie 6idc line? CHICAGO C0TTA6E CRSAH CO. DU. J. O. AYER & f 0., Lowell, Moss, Bearded Lady Well, what is It? 5 s bottle. 1 ; sis hstiloe, l Vnh Trice Dimo Museum Visitor Its just this! Cor. Randolph and inn Sts., CHICAGO, III you'd bo just ns big a curiosity in a mustache and burnsides. Shave your chin and take an agency to boom Lathers shaving soap. I'm Lather, and I rU - Ol A cug'i - t r very Mom Ur t.f His can fix you out good. Iuck , lli,a luluumUcr. tow ill I nee. tLt,e4ll , tn ennrlnce tii Send five you wUt eanplt serf Adi1t-- 9 WoMAM'e V oiuc, Athens, ol-. Narrow i:c4p. a of I was told Vd iy that couple burglars tried to rib Jay Gould's safe the other night, au.l that they actually got In among his rr.ilroad securities." . Were they discover'd? No, they were glad to get away alive. The water1 u ii very deep, and seems that neither of them could i jwim." J ury. POETRY Quc'meA & Answer Corner Mothe.ts A Fetter than tn aty olhet Orltrwat and of the lilelicnt coiy ploco to rut and learn. Boot I'n . paper," any a a rectiil Intor f reel viu Uty. HOME PHYSICIAN is- so well hived that he Chawley The b t health department LITERATURE , Correspondence to be fuupd. wouldnt e.t nn owange unless he had A chatty pncR, full of ttptrl i urc, f. Kir.allrii,-- improving. enca an J Kooti mifcierilioua c ANO an GIRLS CCYG an mi spoon." PAGE rLORAt A cfc&rtaiBg tsni9 tot tho Indeed! Well, t know one thing he OTHrfl OCPAUTMCNTS ar.J v lae A gem ol JOUtlg. and Mlaccllnncoua would do. lie would imitate bis emVVORH COOKING FANCY 1i'NMinK and va1aaWn VtiaAH'S VOftR ftittH 9 Our apeclhl peMe and tbe ployer's writing on a A d T.ta,eat Ui.it will pleat o 111 t to iKH.HkT.A.e acuB J asipraOaUda IiLnt bwed, be help. Well, hut th. t wot Sbior.. Weet know,' you ' His Mo w- -t Lmcli. ' (.landers (after a erreful study of thebill of fare) I see j on have green tuitie soup ami haunch of ver.ison waiter. Wuitor Yes, sir DEALERS IN Glanders Just so. Then you may toothbring me n cup of coffee and a Judge. pick ' That-H- a It. Mr. Spiggitt m vb a sneak forborne about ten oclock." bald Mm Bleecker. He constructed a servile departure hour, did he?" 'or his domicile of Boston. South Miss Church, replied Judge. A MERE MATTK-- l OF FORM. CIilrs.UTowne (greatly lnt?rcte lending rvlo. were elded not to playths them of Borne how mo do tell JudgO. trimmed! Puck. Au rys to tb rnturs. ' how yod can be P'e0 , '"I dont Joitglng bf Appear so are ou of your brother marrying at tho Idea landlord (svip!eloubly)-Y'role? i What your ketor, you say. lkiothby liam I am took me for heavy, sir. Perhaps you ' Llf rhnne.ronol" T..dlora-K- o! ft Ilnfurced Atatlnemw. wardrobe I fancied you Do you play the bAnjo" f Cleopatra. J wlgo. ..K0t when there ' around.? i. It WMtsd Sosiolhlnf My sUire)-not?" book Why (ia Countryman me." niv mags They w ont let wanted me ter get her some good A Crit.eat ( V, has swallow"! miff o! Jlramkboy v Ronduw. in tlospnir. Century Magazine do? no! JkowinUA mv sll right," saU tbft thjrtor. Countryman Oosh, monthly luagazfut, Toxas Mush l god for children C Rio Grande Wrn A," s young man, the other evening, to a now I know why Bertie (solil)-O- li, Swift Ws a good Mr. said Courtney ms match for lt$r Amy Puck. s ' r ' ; All tl riramr Ooh. Wehavt decided ty go to Far Harbor this summer. Have you, really? I ahouldn t think yon would like it much, now that U you are married. OtKling engaged such a feature ef life tkere."-Uwp- cr'i Bazar. fand kiiid treatment will 'call at Mnllriunn. CTha llostes How did you like Breezy, of Chicago? A typical MUs tits AVUU V.n I IIBrewertoo, Irvine the period," Is she not? tele , lie ((Qhl recovering fmm k 11.) Not la con vcmatton, with ill flud. J ury. 1 1 t Bs And will you let me hare i smoking rtmtn Incur new hotme, tWrt -- h, . m & Go.S , 'STOE.V SSI''iMAlN 'St:. f -- PAYsdri |