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Show THE MAMMOTH RFCORD MAMMOTH CTTY. UTAH LOOK AT CHILDS SURGE0I1 PROBES BIRD OF THEFT CROSS, FEVERISH Turns Sherlock Holmes When struments Are Stolen and Reared Her Family"-- WITH SIMPLE HOME REMEDY Ao American Mather Beats Them AD There are few families in which the record of Mrs. Gustave Koch, Box 24, Kewick, Keokuk County, Iowa, has been surpassec J. Not in the' fact that she . raised a, family of eight Is her story remarkable. Thousands of families are larger. The history of the Koch family Is unique In that the mother, with all her loving care, pinned her faith to a simple home remedy and never had a doctor for her children. Here is what she says: Peruna has done my children good. 1 have a family of eight and never had a doctor, only your medicine. We all think Peruna a splendid tonic. So far as we. have learned, Peruna is, the only known remedy for which such a wonderful claim can be made. Like Mrs. Koch, there are thousands upon thousands of mothers who place their entire dependence upon Peruna. , . That Peruna' has merited this confidence is attested by. the words 'Misunderstanding. What do you think? A bat nearly got in my head last night. ',r' He Yqure lucky. Mine always get In my feet. She Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There la only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness, and that is by a constitutional remedy. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. Catarrhal Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when It is entirely closed, Deafness is the result. Unless the Inflammation can be reduced and this tube restored to Its normal condition, hearing may be destroyed forever. Many cases of Deafness are caused by Catarrh, which is an inflamed condition of the Mucous Surfaces. ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot be cured HALLS CATARRH by MEDICINE. 75c. AH Druggists Circulars free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. On Himself. , Novelist Booth. Tarkington tells with gus,to this story .against himself : I was strolling round an artists Bed Cross fair when two pretty flappers of sixteen or so came up and asked me for my autograph. . I havent' got a fountain pen, I Will pencil do? said,, much flattered. Yes, replied the older flapper, and so I took out a pencil and signed my name in the morocco bound book that she had given me. The flapper studied my signature with a frown. Then she, looked up and , eai(i: Arent W. Chambers? you-Iiobe- said I. No, Im Booth Tarking- ton. The flapper turned to her friend wdth a shrug of disgust. ' Lend me your rubber, May, she said. from such mothers as Mrs. Gustave Koch. Long life to her! Peruna Is Indicated for coughs, colds, catarrh of the head, nose and throat, or disorder of the stomach, bowels or other organs due to catarrhal inflammation of the mucous linings. If you are sick and suffering, jwrlte the Peruna Company, Dept. i- HU ft (far1 1 i i Used for years instead of coffee by families who value health., , The Original. Postum Cereal just liKe coffee 15 minutes after boiling begins , Pleasing in flavor, Economical. No table drink has ever taken the place of Postum Rich in aroma. 1 ( r' i ' Theres a Reason .Ml1"' 1 ' ' ' Get it at grocers. Two sizes 5c & 25c. 1 4 i,- - .1 ,'i.d t . with manufac- in Japan supplies in this country were low and shipments required three months to come from the Far East Then we had to recruit and train skilled labor. We brought our salesmen into the factory and trained them as foremen.-,- . We invented new machinery, and managed to install it on Christmas Day, so as not to interfere with our daily production. 143 JARS' OF VAPORUB EVERY MINUTE. DAY. AND NIGHT By January 1st we had everything ready, to put on our night shift, and since then our laboratory has been running day and-- night. 'To feed our automatic machines, which drop out one hundred and forty-thre- e jars nf VapoRub a minute or one million a: I eighty thousand, weekly, has requir.n a force of 500, people. Our Cafe Department,' created for the benefit of these. workers, served 7,000 meals during the month of January alone. 13 MILLION JARS OF VAPORUB DISTRIBUTED SINCE OCTOBER. An idea of the .work wd have' accomplished this fall may be given by our 'production figures 13,028,078 jars of VapoRub manufactured and distributed since last October one jar for every two families In the entire United States. During the influenza epidemic Vicks VapoRub was used as an external application in connection with the physicians treatment, and thousancFsof people, unable to obtain a doctor, relied on Vicks almost exclusively. , Literally millions of families all over the country, from California to Maine, and from the Great Lakes to the Gulf, have found Vicks VapoRub the Ideal home remedy for. croup and cold, It that we announce to the drug trade that the shortage of Vicks VapoRub, which has lasted since last October, is now overcome. Sine January 1st, we have been running our and , a half laboratory twenty-thre- e hours out of every twenty-fouLast week we shipped the last of our back orders, and retail druggists, therefore, are no longer requested to order in small quantities only. NOVEMBER DEAL This deal, which we had expected to put on last November and which had to be postponed on account of the shortfor the age of VapoRub, is month of March. This allows a discount of 10 on shipments from jobbers stock of quantities of from 1 to 4 gross. 5 of this discount Is allowed by the jobber and 5 by us. . We advise the retail druggists to place their orders immediately, so that the jobbers will be able to get prompt shipments to them. THANKS OF THE PUBLIC DUE THE DRUG TRADE DURING THE INFLUENZA EPIDEMIC. The thanks of the American public are certainly due the entire drug trade retail, wholesale and manufacturing for what they accomplished during the recent influenza epidemic. The war caused a shortage of physicians nurses were almost impossible to obtain the demand on the drug trade was unexpected and overwhelming, and to this demand they responded nobly. Retail druggists kept open day and night and slept where they dropped behind the prescription counter. Wholesale druggists called their salesmen off the road to. help fill orders hundreds wired ns to ship Vicks VapoRub by the quickest route, regardless of expense. Is with pride r. Look at the tongue, mother! If coated, It is a sure sign that your little ones stomach, liver and bowels needs a gentle, thorough cleansing at once. When peevish, cross, listless, pale, doesnt sleep, doesnt eat or act naturally, or is feverish, stomach sour, sore breath bad; has stomach-ache- , throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, give a teaspoonful of California Syrup of Figs, and in a few hours all the foul, constipated waste, undigested food and sour bile gently moves put of fit little bowels without griping, and you have a well, playful child again. You neednt coax sick children to take this harmless fruit laxative; they love its delicious taste, and it filways makes them feel splendid. Ask your druggist for a bottle of California. Syrug of Figs, which has directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-up- s plainly on the bottle. of counterfeits' sold here. To be sure you get the genuine, asr to see that It is made by the ' Fig Syrup Company. Refuses any other kind with contempt. Adv. Culi-forn- ia Where the Drinking Ik Done. This is a dry state. Wives dont have to smell tlieir husbands breath when they , come home. . Not when they come borne. We their breUihs "imafter mediately theyve been down ic. the cellar to look at the furnace fire." Detroit Free Press. now have to smell flower !' Egoism. Is your daughter taking singing Bliggins seemed exceedingly thank- Has been used for all ailments that ' -- H ' sons? ful yesterday. are caused by a disordered stomach Thats what you heard, all right! Yes. But he somehow manages to and inactive liver, such as sick headsour stomach, I hope you dont think for a minute make his gratitude, sound like sheer ache,. constipation, , T'J personal boasting. of that I had started beating my wife." fermentation nervous indigestion, ( Buffalo Express. food, palpitation of the heart caused by gases la the stomach.. August Flower RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR. is a gentle laxative, regulates digestion To half p'nt of water add 1 oz. Bay Rum, both in Stomach and instines, cleans Now Is the Time to Get Rid of Theie Ugly Spot and sweetens the stomacn and alimen- a email box of Barbo Compound, and oz. of can this Theres no longer the slightest need of feeling glycerine. druggist Any put tary canal, stimulates the liver to se- up or you can mix as Othfne double at home at very lit- ashamed of your frecklesto remove it the these homely from crete the bile nd impurities tle cost. Full directions for making and strength is guaranteed spots. blood. Sold in all civilized Countries. use come in each box of Barbo Compound. Simply get an ounce of Othine double a little Give it a trial. Adv. It will gradually darken streaked, faded strength from your druggist, and apply soon see of it night and morning and you should and make soft it and glossy. It gray hair, the worst freckles have begun to will not color the scalp,' is not sticky or that evenwhile The Wise Chief. the lighter ones have vanished en greasy, and does not rub off Adv. tirely. It is seldom that more than one ounce Reporter What started the blaze, is needed to completely clear the skin and gala a beautiful clear complexion. chief? Fire Chief (in a whisper) runtoo man a is busy Usually big Be sure to ask for the double strength Ofebiae, Spontaneous insurance. as to about this is sold under guarantee of monty back bother ning his own business if it fails to remove freckles. Adv. other peoples. Mor married couples would be hapWhen the cats away the neighbors py if ILe husband w."s deaf and the Opportunity knocks on your door J and Opportunitys nickname is Luck. wife mind. got insomnia. AUe:JST GREENS ! les- 11 ' . FRECKLES -- e. 1! i Them frying to' Shafy? t ui ' Into a Nest. ,J c ' his eye. '.'They look so nice andpshlny undv bright In their case one could almost CfilUthem? tempting if they-were anything' else' than surgical c. j ,1, I ' f o' iiA'a f,:'.l la t."l ments.' The Same Delicious Satisfying Drink ' : Tue Deal Scheduled for Last A TREMENDOUS JOBTO INCREASE November, Which Was Post-- , In this OUR PRODUCTION we tried to do our poned on Account of the Influ- part. Weemergency scoured the country for raw Re-inenza Epidemic, Is Now materials our Traffic Manager spent stated Good During the his days riding freight cars in we Month" of March. shipped raw materials fn carload lots and i..r .(,! oi SHORTAGE OVERCOME AT IASI express pleaded OVER ONE MILLION JARS by turers to increase their deliveries to us. OF VAPORUB PRODUCED But it was a slow process. Some of our raw materials are produced only EACH WBEK , 1 Qn one Boilecl CONSTIPATED. 0, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.V,A; ' GIVE CALIFORNIA iYRUP OF FIGS AT ONCE IF BILIOUS ORJ For Fifteen years the Doctor Has Been Grand' High" Pigeon-Feede- r' of His Neighborhood Hence the Story. Chicago. This is the solution of the mystery of the theft of surgical instruments from the office of Dr. E. W. street. Hunter, 1113 East Sixty-thir- d It is a plain unvarnished tale, and Peanuts, Probes might be entitled and Pigeons. Columbus, Ohio, for Dr. Hartmans Health Book. It Is free and It begins with the pigeons. They you may find that Peruna is what are the ones that get so familiar on you need. Dr. Hartmans World Fashort acquaintance at the- University mous Peruna Tonic comes in either avenue station of the L. There are liquid or tablet form. Ask your oodles and' oodles of them and they bedealer. If you are seeking health, have as If the station platform were do not accept something Just as theirs by prescriptive right. If you good." Insist upon Peruna. offer .them a peanut from the slot madealer wilj give you a Peruna chine, so conveniently at hand, they will take it as if they were collecting Sometimes you meet an automobile-drive-r a debt long overdue. If you dont offer who needs a new -- inner tube them a peanut they look reproachfully in his head. at you. If there were an interpreter of pigeon-Englis- h at hand, as in Mark Twains story of the hermit and the WOMEN NEED SWAMP-ROO- T jaybirds, he would probably tell you they vvere remarking Thousands of women have kidney and This must.be one of those pikers bladder trouble and never suspect it. from the Gold Coast neighborhood ! WTomens complaints often prove to be Throws Peanuts to the Birds. nothing else but kidney trouble; or the The principal reason the University result of kidney or bladder disease. If the kidneys are not in a healthy avenue pigeons are1 so cocksure of their pvyn privileges is Doctor Hunter. condition, they may cause the other organs to become diseased. For 15 years he has had an office overPain in the back, headache, loss of amlooking the L station. For the 15 bition, nervousness, are often times sympyears he has been the Grand High Pigeontoms of kidney trouble. of the neighborhood. He Dont delay starting treatment. Dr. -Feeder not only throws peanuts to the birds, Kilmers Swamp-Root- , a physicians obtained at any drug store, may but he levies on his friends. Patients be just the remedy needed to overcome who visit his office always take in a such conditions. few pennies to buy the succulent fruit Get a medium or large size bottle imof the goober pea. mediately from any drug store. At the back of his office is an 'old However, if you wish first to test this with openings through storeroom, Dr. cents send ten to great preparation Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a which the piegons can fly whenever sample bottle. When writing be sure and they are cold or sleepy. And this is mention this paper. Adv. where the probes come in. Miscreant Tracked Down. Wild Horses a Problem. The doctor has a fine collection of FTance has courteously but firmly They are the refused to consider the stringy meat surgical instruments. liis heart1 an(I the delight of of the bony Montana wild range 'horse. pride of Washington dispatches declare that United States Senator T. J. Walsh of Montana, who took lire matter up with the French high commission, was told that France was not in the market for Montana horse meat on any terms. Sale of the range horse for food has long been agitated, as he devours the range. lie is worthless as a horse and' to round him up, slay and bury him would cost too much money. He is too numerous to kill and let lie, since he might start a plague. Various projects to can him have been gently scorned by American meat packers, and the solution of the problem, it, would seem, is not yet. Albert Explains. , d Albert Pennyroyal Jones, teli me this Quite So. demandare where minute going, you Three little girls .were discussing ed the head of the house. the clubs tlieir fathers belong to. My AlWhy-i-- er my dear, explained said I w: s r going to father belongs to the Mooses, bert meekly. ' Mary, lodge M-dad belongs to the Elks, said A likely story, indeed. You were goLucile'. ing to. do nothing of the kind. My papa must belong to the eleYes, I was about to say that I was i Hes reso fat and big, phants. going to lodge er a complaint with marked Lenore. was she that dressmaker making your And mother, who was listening, had your clothes too cheap looking. to leave the room to laugh. Yes, Rafalo, it is far easier to let Particulars. hair grow long than .It is to write ' . I hear that young Spendit is gopoetry. , t ing under. is so. He under either much kicker chronic a Very Nothing worries like the refusal of things to go wrong. hiS 'autmnohile or under a cloud. ' HURRY, MOTHER! REMOVE POISONS FROM LITTLE STOMACH, LIVER, BOWELS. MYSTERY BIG SOLVES VICKS VAPORUB In- Finds Culprit. ' '! DRUGGISTS! TONGUE IF SICK, ; 1 , "n of'tjiesrecept instru- .balmy, spring- like days, tliq doctor .noticed that some, ot' hls jprohes vere' gone. The next day some more hacf disappeared. The doctor became his own Sherlock. There were no7clues. But today he followed, a trail of surgical instruments into the1 back room. He was about tq telephone for the police wrhen he hard is I as ever angry a came from a pigeons throat, .,,, The doctor continued investigations., lie found his missing surgical instruments piled criss-cros- s and a mamma pigeon trying her level best. to shape . them into a nest. . HEIR TO MILLIONS FINED More and more, thoughtful women are decreasing the cost of living, by increasing the - - ' their home baking. They have .variety learned to bake the Royal way with fewer eggs. They have found that more baked foods mean less meat They have further discovered that their baking keeps fresh longer when made with $2 i Joel Feldman, Organ Grinder, Tells New York Court $35,000,000 Tale. New York. When Joel Feldman, an organ grinder, was arraigned In the Harlem police court, charged with having played his unspeakable melodeot: late in the night, in violation of a city ordinance, he paid a $2 fine and told t $35,000,000 story. Feldman said that his uncle, Jacob Ilorowlch, had gone to California la the enrly days and had died, leaving $35,000,000 invested In gold mines and Feldman brought his city property. wife and six children to America tho J , following year. about Several years he has traveled America, he said, trying to get lognl data on his clnlms to the Ilorowlch estate and has spent $10,000, all earned with the organ. , Baking' Powder t Absolutely Pure In many recipes, only half as many- eggs are required, in some none at all, if an additional quantity of Royal Baking Powder is used, about a teaspoonful in place of each - egg omitted. Try it with your favorite recipes Royal Contains No Alu- mLeaves No Bitter Taste ) . v |