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Show & Ki Watch Your I&dneys ; ! is probably due to shows in a dull, backache or sharp twinges throbbing when stooping. You have headaches, too, dizzy spells, a tired, nervous feeling and irregular kidney action. Dont neglect it there is danger of dropsy, gravel or Brights disease Use Doans Kidney Pills. Thousands have saved themselves more senous ailments by the timely use of Doan's. Ask your That "bad back weak kidneys. It THE RICH COUNTY NEWS, RANDOLPH, UTAH fi M ill inhiry AX to vknfaJEk' Hornsmy ms Drssmnts ly Fay Walter-- ? Ferril Porter I Some pillows, please, and turn on that fan neighbor I ' Yassm. A Utah Case " ' paper, yes, and a timetable." . Yassr, jus a njinute, suh.,! Oh, Lord," I cant tell; lets see: Vacuum bottle, both palm beaches, Age of Innocence. Three decks, my little organdy, kodak. ' mashie. Even your old back-spi- n Cant tell what Ive forgotten till weve started, Never can if they dont treat Bourbon right 1 Deer old pup ! He knew we were going, didnt he? Oh these awful staterooms Cfet me a Cluff, Jerrymanager, stage N Fifth East 266 St , Provo, Utah, says: "I had severe kidney trouble. It began weakness with through the small of my back and in a short time I suffered severely When I sat down I could hardly get up such sharp dariC5 . pains through my back. A few boxes of umuZ Kidney puis rid me et the . trouble. al Any Sian, 60c a Box 1 board Never say , FOSTER-M1LBUR- axle-tree- Toothache er Earache - To sell an article used in every home In small towns and rural communities Quick sales and liberal profit. State age and experience Doud lighting Cof 697 S. Lsflla 8U, Chicago, 111. AGENTS FRECKLES Handy tin boxes of trait auk Asplria is the S swelling reduced in a few days; regulataa the liver kidneys, stomach end heart; purifies the blood, strengthens the entire system. Writ for Fr Trial Treatment, tOLLUM DROPSY REMEDY CO, Dept S.0, ATURTI.U Now I know. I forgot all my adorable pink silk ones, and my beadjug. And the opera glasses, I should have told Ingebord Never mind, dear; this' isnt our honeymoon. See those things out there? make cattle drunk. Theyre silos Hot as the devil, isnt it ? There, hows that?" Last call fo dinnah in the dinin cyah. POamVELY REMOVED by Dr Bwrvs Your drqnjat orby Freckle Ointment Barry nil, 66e Prac book Dr Co.. 287S Michigan Arms, Chicago, liL Cfl , . Three fyahs fowad. Oo ! Ice cream I hope its in those wet, cold slices, of tan and strawberry marble, nice Sort of like cross-cu1 '"Movies" and Eye Strain. One potent cause of eye strain In movie theaters, according to investigators In England, Is peculiar to the ts slick as shootp on the run. Wagh ! Made the bank An were miles from Independence and' another day is done. So lay down lazy on yer old apishamore mat. And smell the cherries boilin in the yeller huffier fatf A nd cut yer fleece-flawith the grain and drink yer hot horns full; Tonight were munchin boudins from the belly of a bull. And theres hump-rib- s past all shinin and theres beaver tails to eat. And the ruttin herd is under and the madres makin meat. azine. Yer sayin signs f Osagesf Kaivsf Pawnees t Arapahoesf shes got cactus in her nose. Wagh! Thats the old mulera BOSCHEES SYRUP But if yer sure theyre cornin some and all fer hair, Fer comfort get yer tacklin with a scatter gun to spare. Allays Irritation, Soothes and Heals And take an extry wipin stick and flint dont spill yer cape. Throat and Lung Inflammation. And lay along the stakin ground and shoot a few, perhaps. The almost constant irritation of a The rest of us aint skinnin eyes, were ridin tired a heap. And if the devils drop around to rub us out asleep. cough keeps tjie delicate mucous membrane of the throat and lungs In a con- Just tug us up in huffier whang and cart us home and say gested condition, which Boschees Syrup That we failed at quittin arrows and fell short of Santa Fe. hot-collar- front seats, - especially popular with children, where the eye must be uncomfortably uplifted 'to see the screen. It is recommended that the visual angle to the top of the screen shoiild not be more than 35 degrees, and the angle to the screens side also should be limited. Popular Mechanics Mag- ps half-fro- css gently and quickly soothes and heals. For this reason It has been a favorite household remedy for colds, coughs, bronchitis and especially for lung tteubles in millions of homes all over the world for the last fifty-fiv- e year& enabling the patient tat obtain a good Bights rest, free froth coughing, with easy expectoration In the morning. You can buy Boschees Syrup wherever medicines are sold. Advertisement ze Neuralgia Lumbago -- Neuritis Rain, Pain package which contains proper directions. i 12 tabletsdlottles of 24 and 100 All druggists. of Bayer Uanuf&cturt Intensive Practice. Examiners of candidates in Massachusetts for licenses to drive motorcars have been telling thetr experiences with applicants. One of the strangest tales was that of a novice who showed a skill In backing and turning that would have done credit to a seasoned taxi chauffeur. The applicant, however, was extremely timid In his straightaway driving. This led the examiner to ask the applicant how many miles he had driven his car. Ninety, the other replied. Where did you drive mostly? the examiner asked, as the car continued its serpentine course down the boulevard. Well, you see, I thought I ought not to go out on the streets without a license, so I practiced nights and mornChristian Sciings In the back yard. ence Monitor. of Honoacetlcacldester of StUcjUcodi Tiny Boy a Deputy Sheriff. Youngest deputy sheriff In the history of California is Richard Headrick, four years old. Just appointed to the office of the law by Sheriff Trae- ger. Wearing a shiny new badge, With his chest Inflated to proportions that threatens his waist buttons, Richard is the newest enemy of crime to be added to the sheriffs force. In making the appointment Sheriff Traeger followed a new line In the policy behind the rigorous campaign against criminals and deeds without the law. Believing that the law Inspires respect through Its visible presence, he decided to choose a juvenile deputy as a means of impressing upon the younger minds of the community a feeling of confidence and admiration for the government. So Richard, a Los Angeles product, Fatal to Friendship. juvenile swimming champion of the Mr. Wadleigh seems to have few Pacific coast, and well known as a child star of the screen, was Chosen Intimate friends. for the office. Los Angeles Express. Its his own fault. V "Why so? Success and Failure. "Hes always been lending sums "I met Barrie, said an editor, at ranging from $10 to $50 to people who talk as If they would die of chagrin a dinner party in London. What a big If they owed him money longer than head hes got, to be sure! Sir James, I said nervously, toy24 hours, and then proceed to make it a lifetime obligation. Birmingham ing with the stem of my wine glass, 1 suppose, Sir James, that some of your plays dp better than others? They ara not all successes, I imagine? Unpoetie. Barrie leaned his big head on Its Why did the Arab fold up his ten little thin jieck toward me. His sauand silently steal away? "I suppose, said the camper, "it cerlike eyes twinkled. No, he said, some Peter out and wag the same old story. The mosquisome Pan out. toes got to be too much for him. This terrible desert! What makes the air wabble that way? I feel like Bourbon Im hot, dirty, sticky, groggy no pep," When he tries to yawn and howl at the same time see em Youve been drinking too much ice water Unloading all those dead hogs back there? If theyd let them rest, then put wet dirt in the cars Hogs ! Look at me ! See if you cant turn that fan ! No ; its screwed on. Oh, Wagh! True. Drops of Water In Fog. dense fog contains anywhere Why all this stuff about Henry from 20,000 to a million droplets per VUI? I dunnof Weve got plenty ot cable Inch, according to the size of newer scandals. the droplets. When a man falls Into an error Does one obey his own rules any he is likely to be more or less Injured better than men obey the laws of their in his descent.-- . country? Eternity is the distance between and sunset. Judge not your neighbor; he. may be on the jury when It Is your turn to face the judge. Gratitude has good eyes A , gut-sho- -- -- Why should you follow a crooked path ? Courier-Journa- l. yoke-iro- right way So this is Santa Fe ! Look at this skirt, my dear; look at it! Wonder what makes' a train fceem to slip backward . When it stops? That brushing did you a lot of good. I'll say. See all the flivvers 1 The porter says some of the cowboys are coming bade Now that the movies are dosing down. turned. Coif Is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease. Even the worm will Into a butterfly. - up! every time his head is turn perhaps charitable girl never gives her rivals age away. A Slick up yer possibles, and wash and comb yer hair, . And put a cracker on yer lash and snap it through the air; mans opportunity Yo hear the stallions squealin cause they know theyre gettin through. And the oxen sniffin water spoutin at the rendezvous. Some men who are short on hair and sing out a good hurrah, Tie up yer Hep-a- ! are long on brains. Fer if 8 down the Alameda to the Plaza Publica! yonder dreamin lazy in the sun; Its as easy to lose money as it la There she is And well' have a grand fandango when the custom house is done; difficult to make It And the flirtin senoritas will be welcomin the chance Generally speaking, the nature of Fer a sly buss in the prairie and a partner in the dance, an oath Is mostly human nature. An weU all count coups together and be tellin them the way How we put a million under just to get to Santa Fe. Is a man The Hep-a- One mans weakness may be another . ie buys experience up to the sample submitted. v Los Carrot! Los Americanos! PAIN IN BACK ? La entrada de la caravana! Bravo! IF YOU ARE A SUFFERER HEED THIS ADVICE -- Los Angela. Cal. "I wish to givb to the world the benefit of the experience I have had with Dr. Pierces medicines. I took four bottles of the Favorite and five of the Anuric Tablets for my kidneys, and I mpst say no doctor the good I dehas ever done me one-ha-lf rived from the use of these medicines. I suffered with neuritis m my back for three years and it has disappeared and Mrs. Helen the kidney trouble alsc. Pierce Reed, 653 W. Belgrave Ave., (Huntington Park). Dr Pierce, president Invalids Hotel fn Buffalo, N. Y., discovered Anuric and its sold by all druggists; or send Dr. Pierce 10c for trial pkg. wnd vou11 find than lithia. its many times more potent Write to him for free medical advice. n, Text from New York World. Had Good Imagination. i vivid ImMark Twain had such task difficult a was It agination that for him to tell a straight story Just as It happen 3d he could make up one that was so much better. It Is said that Albert Bigelow Paine, working on the Mark Twain Life, found It necessary to discard much of the autobiographic material that Mark Twain had written. Investigation and talks with man still living who knew the , facts simply proved that the tales were not so. And Mark Twain was no liar. He bad a glorious, an almost superhuman imagination. As and ten he he approached three-scor- e When said, as quoted in the Life: I was younger I could remember anything, whether It happened or not; but I am getting old, and soon I shall remember only the latter. was a difference between a gentlei man end a common fellow In those times. We wore silk and embroidery then. Now every man has, the Sams coachmanlike look In bis belcher and caped coat, and there Is no outward difference between my lord and his groom. Then it took a man of fashion a couple of hours to make bis toilette and he could show some taste and genius In the selecting It. What ' In Those Days. a blaze of splendor was a drawing-room- , or an opera, of a gala night' It was a merry place, London, In Thackeray. those days, and thats the truth. There Often a cowpath has been allowed to become S village street, and as the village expanded, tradition has made the winding way an expression- of a cows will. Habit is always forging chains to enslave ns, ao that what has been found hearable by the fathers is accepted by the sons. Who cannot recall the coffee-pMother put on the stove early in the morning, warning ca not to let it boil over? As children, we were not permitted to drink . tea" Or coffee, because it would stunt our growth or make us nervous and irritable. When older, however, we craved a hot drink with moaia, and ' custom gave us our tea or coffee. Finally upon the instructions of the doctor, Mother gave up her tea and coffee. But that' meant nothing in our young lives. Our vitality was then strong enough to throw off any ill effects. But our time came, and we learned by that we could not drink tea or coffee. When we had it for breakfast it put our nerves on edge. When we drank it at the eveningmeal, we tossed about in wakefulness most of the night, And then we found Postum, a pure cereal beverage, free from the harmful drug, caffeine, in tea and coffee. We liked the rich, satisfying flavor of Posfum and also the better health which resulted And, too, we were surprised to find how many of our neighbors hadmade the same disclearned the value of health first. overy-had ot I ! trap-sac- ' Age-Heral- d. Fill yer wagon water kegs, five gallon to each one, . - -Fer heres a stretch of hell that God left blazin in the sun. is to mih. Cimarron From Arkansaw upward fifty And if ye hit a water scrape yell lay wolf meat a while; Two days if ye are pullin good forever if yer not. t. And once too weak to gear a dog, yer better off Half overs stinkin Sand creek, but its always flamin dry. So to Speak. And yer tongue will get to swellin on mirages in the sky; We are out after sperm oil. pnckly roots, Theres hants o men out there that died I see. Doing a whale of a bladders dry and chewin parflesh boots; lickin And huffier Louisville jinglin on. And they say theres phantom oxen, with their when all yer own are gone. to white through yer pull but so are that Appearin plentiful Lawyers few criminals "get a chance to plead Theres Blackfeet and Gros Ventres and Comanches; and theres Sioux, All campin' by the Cimarron to meet you when yer through. guilty. So fill yer kegs and laugh it out, the stick floats either way. Dont think that a man looks the Catch Alls set! Stretch ouf! And hep! Ili-y- a for Santa Fe! Fictions of Finance. Nobody attempts to sell a farmer gold bricks or green goods any more. Whats the use? inquired Farmer Comtossel. They can work faster and safer with oil stock literature." . Accept only Bayer re DROPSY Bayer. Unless you see name Bayer on tablets, not are getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by you 21 years and proved safe by millions for over physicians ' Headache Colds f.ucumatlsm DOAN'S yJiV Let Cuticura Be without saying WARNING! Weigh! Tighten up yer felloes and fergit yer fawfaraw. Or yer wheels mil chunk tnfh wedges fore ye hit the Arkansaw, Call yer u agons Conestogas, Pittsburghs, Dearborns, if ye like, CO- - BUFFALO. N. Y. But theyll all be thunderin nameless past the Independence pike; Cut new s ' stretch yer canvas tilts above, Pick yer man ye want elected capitan at Council Grove; stretchin out o' here today. Evry coons his But the capitan is some from Council Grove to Santa Fe; Fill up on Missouri punkins while theres punkins here to eat, Fer yer teeth can fetch up salt-sowhen yer out among the meat. Tour Beauty Doctor And its ten of coffee, fifty flour, that evry niggers takin. And its twenty pounds of sugar and its fifty more of bacon, , Set? 25c, (Kstaait 25 aid 50c, Talcma 25c. And calico and lead and drillin that hes cartin through. ONE With beaver peltries bringin upward six dollars a plew; FREE Catch up! Alls set! Stretch out! An hep the cavayard away. breathing to Santa Fe. in a few hours) Eight hundred miles is layin on the road wagon-mast- Aspirin 1 ' PosBi m comes In two forms. Instant Postum (in tins) mad Instantly In the cup by the addition of boiling water. Postum Cereal (in packages of larger bulk, for those who preler to make the drink while the meal is being prepared) Blade by boilingfor 20 minutes. Sold by all grocers. , Postum for Health Theres a Reason' ' f . |