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NE afternoon toward the close of October, 1917, a staff officer attached to general headquarters in the field Egyptian expeditionary force, rode out Into No Mans Land In the direction of Beer-sheb- Bears the wireless message saying that every efof Signature fort Is to be made tonight to recover a haversack that was lost, this after- In Use for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletchers Castoria noon In No Mans Land. It cant be It cant be ! Dont you Foorproof. realize, Schmidt, that If these notes Henry, an agent came to the house are genuine all our reckoning has been this morning with a new kind of wrong, that theyre going to 'attack to sell. Gaza first, not at Beersheba? These Well? notes refer to all Allenbys conferences He said It was foolproof. for the past" month. Im certain Ah ! Thats pretty good. Any look those faked. what Why, theyre woman can use It, eh? brainless ! And us told only yesterday prisoners Perhaps. . But the point he made their artillery preparation and wirewas that husbands who open cans for less activity. . wives can do so without cutting There are still some papers in the their their fingers, spoiling the oilcloth on wallet, sir, said the younger officer. the kitchen table, spattering the walls 1st mlr egal ! rasps the other fiercewith gore and shocking the neighbors In Gott tone: ly. Then, changing with profanity. Birmingham hlmmel! What have we got here? And he reads : : Sorry we must delay Dear K Slipping Up on Her. our little shoot as Im running down Young Thing And only to think, to Cairo for a few days rest. Back each soldier had to make his own bed E. Allenby. November 4. Yours, Schiller looks slowly from the let- and everything. How could men ever make beds? It must have been terter to the calendar. The British offensive was expected ribly hard for them. Oh, yes, it was mighty for October 28, and here was the British commander-In-chie- f going away on hard at first. Take my poor buddy hitch .In the now, he done a leave! Donnerweter! proclaims the Ger- guardhouse for putting hls pillowslip But how was he man. Yes, on topside down. If this Isnt becoming Home Sector. to better? know any officer a to this It? Junior is what Just entered. Not Interested. English prisoners taken at El TugMiss Quizzer When you were In ger say they were warned this after? noon about the loss of a haversack. Rome did you visit the Colesseum? Mr. Filmhound No. I was going to If anyone found It, he was not on any account to open it, but was to send It look Into It, but they told me It had been closed for repairs for several direct to headquarters. Schiller doesnt answer as this fur- years, so I passed It up for the live, picture houses. ther evidence of authenticity teems In. rehe almost feverishly, Eagerly, turns to the wallet, and takes out Its remaining contents a photograph, the photograph of a woman, written across In endearing terms, and a letter. Schiller reads the letter avidly, on and on. It tells of the birth of a firstborn, of little hands and little feet ; It rambles on In' that tender language which only a young mother can make her own. The letter Is crinkled and has been clearly read and reread a hundred times; It Is a letter In a million. - Its loss could only be accidental. So reasoned Schiller! The division that had been hastily moved Into reserve at Beersheba was as hastily moved back to Gaza. On October 28 we attacked the weakened Turkish position at Beersheba and, as all the world knows, carried everything before us. And the letter concerning the firstborn the letter that saved hundreds, possibly thousands, of British lives and went far to giving us Jerusalem, and ultimately a whole country? Has the little hospital nurse at El Arish, with the girlish bandwriting, forgotten all about It? full-bodie1 The distance between je Turk and ourselves at this desert end of the line was sometimes as great as eight miles, and frequently mounted reconnaissance patrols were necessary the more so at this particular Juncture In' that Allenbys push for Jerusalem was due to start from day to day. Followed by an orderly, the staff officer rode about for some little time, now consulting his leather-encase- d GREAT MAN NEVER HESITATES map, now scanning with the unending camel scrub and sand. One of the Moet Import Suddenly zip, zip, zip! several rifle shots rang out, and the officer half fell .. tant Possession That Can from his horse, then recovering him' Be Acquired. self, headed about The couple had Insist on yourself; never imitate. apparently ridden right on to a TurkTour own gift you can present every ish post and the orderly needed no moment with the cumulative force of second word of cqmmand as to the a whole lifes cultivation; but of the direction in which he was now to proadopted talent of another you have ceed. Before following him, however, the only an extemporaneous half possession. 'That which each can do best staff officer swung round two or three none but his Maker can teach him. times in an effort to recover his haverNo man yet knows what it Is, nor caq sack, which had dropped to the ground till that person has exhibited it Where as he had tilted over when hit But Is the master who could have taught the Turkish fire was becoming more ' Shakespeare? Where is the master rapid, and he apparently was getting who could have Instructed. Franklin weaker. Finally, the haversack had or Washington or Newton or Bacon? to be left there on the sand under the noses of the Turks. Every great man la unique. The In the course of the evening a of Sciplo is precisely that part he could not borrow. If anyone will G.R.O. something In this style was cirtell me whom the great man Imitates culated throughout the three corps In in the original crisis when he performs line: " URGENT While on reconnaissance a great act I will tell him who else can teach him. Do that which is as- patrol In No Mans Land this aftersigned thee and thou canst not hope noon, about x 21 d 4, 3, a staff officer too ranch nor dare too much. Dwell lost a haversack. If found, the haverup there in th staple and noble re- sack Is to be returned forthwith' to gions of thy life, obey thy heart and. general headquarters without being thou shalt reproduce the Foreworld opened or its contents examined in again. Ralph Waldo Emerson. . eny way. Later an enciphered wireless messEthlce and Epigram. age added: in heaven Theres nothing holler De'.mnined efforts are to be made than your own little Job, and The tonight by troops In the sector Inman who fills his little niche on earth volved to recover the lost haversack in the very best way that it can be mentioned In G. R. O. No. 102. filled, is as good as any angel in That night the writer messed at a heaven, are iwb sayings which sound corps headquarters and was greeted same epiof the like different versions somewhat after this fashion: Oh, gram of Rev. Robert J. MacAlpine in Lord . Heres one of these G.H.Q. his address to the Klwanls club. wallahs Nice business this afterWhether Pastor MacAlpine said both noon. Cant go out on patrol withhe these things, oT only one of them, out giving the whole show away to put a grand truth in a crisp form; the Turks Found your blessed havHonest, efficient work is not only a ersack yet? I should say not! Not funcworldly Utility but a high moral The old Turks likely to, either! tion. Buffalo Times. fairly gloating over It by now. Contained the whole plan of the push, 1 Why Despotism Irka suppose? The fellow who dropped It of God, to bow government the We to be strung up Prancing No ought the despot but we turn against man likes to share In the shipwreck about up to the Turk I with operation f a vessel In which he has been! em- orders in his pocket, barked by violence, and which has On the Gaza front at this period been steered contrary to his wish and the British line extended from the ; Amlet Self-Relian- Scip-lonis- . . 1 1 1 opinion. Rather 811m Excuse. Celia and Bobby disagreed, where- Calls Women Unmusical upon Celia slapped her brother. A wall 'brought their mother. Only after a long and severe reproval did the small Women are naturally mechanical, she said girls spirit melt and then therefore no woman is really musical, Oh mamma, Im eorry I slapped him. contended J. Swinburne In an address I didnt mean to. My hand slipped." before the Musical association in London. Jud Tunklns. It is commonly believed that womJud Tunklns says farming has bebrains are just like mens and ens that scientific a proposition such come can do everytning that men that more dlfr to use they a man has to learn The can do just as Well, he said. ferent kinds of tools than he does In j Is quite unfounded. Wom assumption a golf game. 1 can-open- srj&pm ?Atz,jmrjAzz?r coast to the' vicinity of Beersheba, 60 or 70 miles Inland toward the desert. In the push for Jerusalem, General Allenbys grandiose plan hinged mainly. If not entirely, on the swift and sure reduction of Beersheba. Unless this were effected, the whole action stood In danger of fizzling out. ' Well, the Turks got wind of General Allenbys plan, and shortly before Z day the day of our offensive they, moved a division from Gaza across Into reserve at Beersheba. The move about balanced the opposing forces, numerically, In the vital Beersheba sector, and so It became absolutely necessary to do something to cause the Turks to move this division back to Gaza again or, for that matter, to any part of the line as long as it was away from Beersheba. The head of the enemys Intelligence service opposite was one Captain Schiller. An intelligence service exists to find out what your opponent contemplates ' . doing next. It now behooved our intelligence to make their the enemy Intelligence believe that there was nothing to fear the Beersheba sector, that the vital attack was coming elsewhere. Scheme after scheme was weighed and found wanting, anfl the days were slipping by. In the end It was agreed that one hope would be to devise a means of getting faked documentary evidence through to Schiller himself, and so to set the stage that even that wily customer would be taken In. It would be a risk, for should Schiller decide that the information in question had been purposely conveyed to him, that, in fact it was dope, we had better far have left the whole affair most severely alone. But now, to recount this queer tale through Its development, let us reconstruct the scene In Schillers office, as we believe It to have been enacted, that October night following the discovery of a British haversack by a Turkish patrol. Schiller opens the ' haversack and finds Inside some sandwiches, an electric torch and a flask, a map and a He wallet and notebook combined. reads Intently several pages of scribbled pencil notes written In diary form, then pushes back hls chair and laughs outright: Ha, ha! Das 1st gut! Specially dropped for iis to pick up! Theyre getting quite cleVer, these English! A signal officer announces: The English have Just sent out a In ' en are nowhere In science, although scientific training has been open bo them for more than a generation. 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