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Show THE ETCH COTTNTY NEWS. RANDOLPH. UTAH inou 60D CII1CKEHS Whether the following excerpt from the Willlamsville (N. D.) Item is a bona flde apology, or only the work of the office humorist, it has originality After Being Relieved of Or game Trouble by Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound. Oregon, 111. hams Vegetable GOOD An Apology. RAISES I took Lydia E. Pink Compound for an or game trouble which pulled me down un til I could not put my foot to the floor and could scarcely do my work, and as I live on a small farm and raise six hundred chickens every year it made it very hard for me. I saw the Compound advertised in our paper, and tried it. It has restored my health so I can do all my work and I am so grateful that I am recommendMrs. D. M. ing it to my friends. Alters, R. R. 4, Oregon, Hi. Only women whohave suffered the tortures of such troubles and have dragged along from day to day can realize the relief which this famous not and herb remedy, Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound, brought to Mrs. Alters. Women everywhere in Mrs. Alters rendition should profit by her recommendation, and if then are any complications write Lydia E. Pinkhams Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass., for advice. The result of their 40 years experience is at your service. Lift off Corns! i Doesn't hurt a bit and Freezona costs only a few cents. - : We wish to apologize to Mrs. Orville Overholt. In our paper last week we had as a headline Mrs. Overholts The word- we ought to Big Feet. have used is a French word, pronounced the same way, but spelled fete. It means' a celebration, and is considered a very tony word. . KEEP ROADS IN GOOD REPAIR er Concrete or Special Road Brick Set in Cement Over Concrete Foundation is Favored. by-la- Found. The war and the consequent railroad Breckinridge of the Navy congestion imposed heavy traffic burLeague was talking in New York about dens upon our highways; burdens, in a stern father. fact, much greater than the roads were Hes stern, entirely too stern, he built to sustain. To make matters said. In fact, the old boys raving still worse, labor and repair materials now were scarcer during the war, and many raving mad against his son.' He sent his son off to New York roads as a result are now In deploralast week you know, and told him to ble condition. As the preacher would With your fingers! Ton can lift off find an opening. Well say, they are more holy than rightny hard corn, soft corn, or corn beColonel Breckinridge chuckled. eous. The boy telephoned yesterday to The year 1919 is going to witness an tween the toes, and the hard skin calImmense road repair movement. And luses from bottom of feet. wire $200, as he was in a hole. A tiny bottle of Freezone" costs the work should be' at least fairly or little at any drug store; apply a few dirt permanent. Merely throwing Trio Toilet . The Cuticura drops upon the corn or callus. InHaving cleared your skin keep it clear stantly it stops hurting, then shortly by making Cutlcura your every-da- y you lift that bothersome corn or callus cleanse to The toilet preparations. soap right off, root and all, without one bit and purify, the Ointment to soothe and Jf pain or soreness. Truly ! No hum-nuand to perTalcum the heal, powder ! Adv. Is No toilet table fume. complete without them. 25c everywhere. Adv. Ones obstacles are usually of ones vn making. Early and provident fear is the Bui'ke. of safety Colonel ' A lot of good liars got their training by making excuses. WITH YOUR KIDNEYS . says that old age begins with kidneys and digestive organs. This being true, it is easy to believe that by keeping the kidneys and digestive organs cleansed and in proper working order old age 1can be deferred and life prolonged far beyond that enjoyed ' by the average person. 'MEDAL 200 GOLD For ever years Oil has been relieving the . Haarlem due to advancweaknesses and disability , e ing years. It is a standard home remedy and needs no introduction. GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil is inclosed in odorless, tasteless capsules containing about 5 drops each. Take them as 'pill, 'with a swallow of yon would water, e The ul stimulates the kidney old-tim- . FaSheris'Ltttte U6ke. I was absent from high school one my father, day. The next flay Tasked who loves a joke, to write an excuse for me. He flid so, and In my hurry I forgot to look at it' before' handing it to my teacher. She' took the note, read It, looked at me, and read it Again. I. began to feel that something was wrong. Finally She handed me the note. It 'read: Please' tram Betty over your Checkered apron. She needs It. Exchange. i i action and enables the organs to throw off the poisons which cause prematura old age. New life and strength increase as you continue the treatment. When completely restored continue taking a capsule or two each day. GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules will keep you in health and vigor and prevent a return of the disease. Do not wait until old age or disease have settled down for good. At the first sign that your kidneys are not working properly, go to your druggist and get a box of GOLD MEDAlZ Haarlem Oil Capsules. Money refunded if they do not help you. Three sizes. But remember to ask for the original imported GOLD MEDAL brand. In sealed ages. Done to a Crisp. A few friends of mine were over to spend the afternoon. I had a cake in the oven baking, as I was keeping house while mother was out of town. During the conversation I told them what a good cook I made, and how I lmd never wasted or burnt anything. We were busily talking one-haan hour later when one guest exclaimed: I smell your cake ! Needless to say, it was burned to a crisp. Exchange. lf Irish Opinion. During March, 1918, we were camped in northern France. It was the rainy season, and our clothes were always damp. One morning a big Irishman, as lit- thumped the water from ills hobIf a guy nails, said in a husky voice: dont get pneumonia here there is something the matter with ills lungs ! Everybodys Magazine. An Objected .to "Parking;" My 'laundress young son brings my laundry 'home 'in his little wagon,; writes :a correspondent. The other evening he 'had his 'little baby sister wagalong, and 'left 'her Sitting on While 'he 'brought the' basket in the house. and I said: The hab-- started, "Whats the matter with her? Oh, She wants to come with me ; Infallible Sign. ''she never does stand 'for 'being There goes another, married- - man ! parked, he replied. said a girl in charge of a candy counter. How do you know? asked the cashSloughing i It" Hostess Now, , everybody, 'youll ier. d box He used to buy a have to drink your champagne. out. of Burgundy glasses, and the caviar of candy twice a week, and now he once a month. hasnt come, but II know you dont buys a mind roughing it. iLtfe. y Find Coal in Argentina. Coal deposits have been discovered Noncommittal. How are they selling tilings iin that in the Andean foothills of Argentina. .Consular Report. bazar? Oh, at a fair price:" .Always, cut the deck after the bird Friendship is a good ideal 'like your who is :fllways telling the world how credit. The less used the better it is. honest he is. ' to-cr- : three-poun- half-poun- d . f? ci rai weak kidneys no time to recover. If your back is lame and achy and your kidneys irregular; if you have blue spells, sick headaches, nervousness, dizziness and rheumatic pains, use Doans Kidney Pills. They have done wonders for thousands of worn out women. An Idaho Case Mrs. S. E. Reed, Mountain Home, Idaho, says: Two years ago I had an attack of kidney trouble and it grew quite serious in a short time. It came on suddenly and my kidneys seemed to give out. I got Doans Kidney Pills and one box was all that I needed to make me well. Doans Kidney Pills acted an my system, my kidneys and stopping all the pains. I have had no sign of the trouble since. Get Doans at Any Store, 60c n Boa nurse, strengthening passing resolutions. But we dont stop there, answered You have the professional uplifter. no idea of how a set of good, strong resolutions inspires the rank and file with new confidence to tackle the problems of the day. Particularly after we get them published in the newspa- W. pers. Birmingham DOANS VfiSV CO., BUFFALO, N. Y. FOSTER-MILBUR- N. U., Salt Lake City, No. A Souvenir Fiend. 'Can Shell Tell About It. a man have wealth untold, She held out Windsor Magazine Not if lie lias a wife, my son. her hand and the young man took it Boston Transcript. and departed. Chicago News. 9 . ALCOHOL-- 3 Experiment Road of Vitrified Brick for Paving Country Roads at Chevy Chase, Md. Finished 'Pavement in Service. loose stones in the holes is a sheer waste of time, because after a few automobiles and tracks go over the roads these loose materials are pushed out again and conditions are as bad as ever. Broken stones and tar binder are the only satisfactory .repair materials for macadam . roads, and . many improved country roads are of that type. It is beginning to be realized that concrete or special road brick set ii cement over a concrete foundation! must be used for truck roads design ei to carry heavy truck - traffc. Anything cheaper and less stable simply means bad roads and constant repairs. For laterals or main roads in sparse-- . ly settled countries where traffic is .not heavy and when the amount available for road construction is not large, tar macadam highways are quite PER oen S AVeietaMePreparationfarAs similatingtheFood by Regula I tingtheStonuufeMdBo rWHHNHRnroffTOiljM Thereby Promotin$Dk Cheerfulness andRestGmtatns neither Opium, Morphine Mineral Not Narcotic bjoesf Mxsnuu , ' AhdrfuIRcmedyfcf Constipation and Dunmd nd Feverishness LOSSOF SLEEP rmurttind Fur Simile Si What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. For more than thirty years it has been in constant use for the relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea; allaying Feverishness arising therefrorii, and by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving healthy and natural sleep. The Childrens Panacea The Mothers Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS iBears the Signature of All-Americ- PLAN HONOR TO ROOSEVELT In Use For Oyer 30 Years Suggestions Have Been Made to Name Transcontinental Highway After Former President. Memorials to the dead and tributes to the living in the form of highways Is a plan which is catching the Since popular fancy everywhere. France christened a street ;in honor of Wilson, Tientsin, 'China, 'has .done the same thing,- and elsewhere suggestions have been made that :a transcontinental highway 'be named in honor of Roosevelt Louisiana Is planning a Victory oak way and sentiment is reflected by movements to rename streets and highways after heroes of the war in other states. Exact Copy of Wrapper. The Kind You Have Always Bought THB eiNTAUN COMPANY, NKW YORK CITY, DURABLE ROAD SAVES MONEY The report of the joint congressional committee which Investigated highway economics In 1914 shows that a saving of eight cents per ton mile can be effected in transportation cdsts when a road is lifted from the dirt to the durable class. This does not take into account increased real estate valuations or social advantages resulting from the improvement There's health and comfort in the truly table beverage IMPROVE ROADS FOR TRUCKS an Bureau of Markets Arrives at Conclusion Motor Vehicles Have Passed . Experimental Stage. The Original Postum Cereal your coffee troubles by joining the great army who now drink Postum instead of coffee. a Inadequate highways are one of the penalties with which the user of highway transportation must contend, says Bulletin No. 770, recently Issued by the bureau of markets. The department arrives at the conclusion that the motortruck has passed the experimental stage, but says that before It can attain its fullest usefulness the highways must be improved. Good Drainage Necessary. e t The most necessary requirement tit good road is a solid, bone-dr- y foun- dation. This means good drainage first, last and all the time. Trees Along Highwaysi Two sizes, usually sold at 15c and 25c. Trees at a distance of 50 or 60 feet ipart along the highway add to Its comfort and pleasing appearance. Everywhere at Grocers. 19. Age-Heral- Saving of Eight Cents Per Ton Mile Can Be Effected in Transportation Costs Alone. aiaiaisisEi fei At the Beginning and the End of the Bay good-by- Housework is too hard for a. woman who is half sick, nervous and always tired. But it keeps piling up, and gives - in-th- Bid Keeping Dp the Good Work. My friend, remarked the practical man, you cant reform the world by Back Given Out? Children Cry For ZP OLD: AGE STARTS Science 'weakened Personal Question. Person in the dictionaries is described as an individual human beBut it Is not so in England from ing. a legal standpoint, as women do not come within the class. This was revealed recently when the Royal Astronomical society of London decided to admit women as fellows of the council. The plan was found to be impossible until the society had altered. Eligibles for election in the society's were described as persons and when legal opinion was obtained it was decided that a person was Strictly of the masculine sex. The change was made in the charter and the--' clever women who had distinguished themselves in star gazing were admitted to the society. Makes Hauling Easy. Easy to town, and easy to ride, Rake a farmers hauling and loads fairly glide. OOD IDEA! Open your Lucky Strikepack-ag- e this way tear off part of the top only. 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