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Show o A "Com Mv cs i IHULIISS By i'iS: Jarvis lair Enough man hurried Into a barbershop, 'l wont a shave qmik! tie said. The barber lathered bis (in' and A HOP then tot down "Come on, shave me!" said the mnn. toll o 18 Si I 1 'Oft Sj, - 1 0 "1 can't You tee I lather and my partner shaves" Well, where's your partner?" He went to a tuner,.!, hut he'll be bulk soon." Eventually, ttie partner came In, took ell his jacket, put on hia white coat and shaved the man. The niBn was about to leave the shop when the barber who shaved him called out. "Wait a nunulel" he said. "You didn't pay me " "Well, you see. I've got a partner, too," he said. T get shaved and he pays tor it." "Where is your partner?" "lie' tli a guy whose funeral you attended." 1:. ft.t l L 71 ll Ls, 1th Cfi I TIME NEXT DOOR By Gluyas of DECISION Williams J time j Mil It he pri I lip WHEN FEEtf ALLOWED TO 5IT (Jp LONG etEp fV bedtime, to whit 5'TATion'hM''ELFAtYIWv UNTIL ITS TOO dark TP SEE GOES TO LO'C FFCAISF hE THiNrc HE NEAR? tApr" FOR FATHER .Coming HOME FROM a rp ip foots tees Coming POwn th t street A husband went for a drive with his wife who was a typical backseat driver. With every turn of the wheel she gave directions. Go te the left! Go to the right! Look out for that truck! Slow down! Step on the gas! She drove her husband craiy. They came to the railroad crossing. A train was approaching In the distance. The husband drove halfway over the tracks and atopped. He jumped out of the car. "I got my end over, he shouted. "What are you going to do with yours?" 1 satistcl am w 1 jy Climbf into char asa asking At INTERVALS y aB coin HE grpbl MUTT I o.k, you NOW AND JEFF By Bud Fisher 3 n, oof ?rrONC 15 FREQUENT COMING NOW? Ntiwis he ? how' Soon RES r COm will he NEAT ON 1 less wrcMC MUMP.! THINKF HELL fpr a bit EC HC LC POwn Poe tN'r open eyes whm Father cse rc home and CARRIES WM UP IP PP y AW J J It." 1 REAL ISSUE guys! j split, AW.THATS SPLIT BACK HOME AGAIN O.K., By Ed Dodd MUTT! YOU KEEP vTHAJROCKI 7 Too Late She: Before we were married you told me you were well off. He: "I was, but I didn't realiae THE WHOLE THING JpLE OF A (convicts? FOR VbURSELF ! i I ON , nn v 5, By Arthur Pointer JITTER fftD.wiu. you rtRTHE LAWN BEFORE ft ! SliSIF WHATD YOU DO WITH M FLANNELS -- DRESSING the garden bnjtyi MMPH-G- START THE PRINKLER .JITTER by Clark pjUNNYSIDE S Haas 5jpiTcOM HOME, u YOU BRING SOME BPcah OUART OF MILK, 'HB.OF SU GAR AND A DOZ. EGGS, ETC. ET By leff Hayes YEAH. w( J SILENT SAM UH-HU- LISTLESS AFTER 50 tif?ep WATCH OU DAKGE eBT BOTrtR 0'iij. NlTFO HOKUp US'S - A young fellow went to a friend with a problem. "I met a girl and fell in love with her, he began. We went together for quite awhile and finally made up our minds to get married. We set the date for next September. And then she told me she was married once and has got eight kids. So I went to her house to see the kids. Gosh, they put mashed potatoes in my pockets, they put tacks on the chairs, they took off my shoes and threw them away, they ruined my hat, put celery In my ears, squirted seltzer water In my eyes and everything. "Well, whats your problem?" asked bis friend. "My problem is this is Septem-he- r a good month to get married In?" 4 ; 'Is ' ; KS3 SURPRISE! medium, giving a seance, was bringing back people from the other world. A kid was among those present "I want to talk to Grandpa," he said. hushed the Quiet! Quiet! medium. "I want to talk to Grandpa, repeated the kid. Very well, little boy, conceded the medium, making a few hocus-pocu- s passes. Heres your Grandpa." Hello, Grandpa, what are you doing up there? You aint dead. A d By Charles Kuhn ijRANDMA I ARRIVED JUST HERE IN TIME THEY COM- E- Z 'iHCi T HELP YOURSELF, KIDS JUST FRESHLY BAKEO - THEY'RE ! I KNEW 5S2a UVER Ttr BUNKO is U f I'. |
