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Show PAROYVAN TIMES. PAROWAN. FUEL OIL: WEEKLY NEWS ANALYSIS" U. Events Reach Climax; Moscow Parley Continues Uneasily; Soviets Sever Consular Relations Man Is Riding Life Cycle Toward His Destruction S.-Rus- sia VNU Stafl Writcr- lnUaa are eipreea ti la ikra talaiaaa. th are Ikeee al aeei eaalj.it aaS art aeeeaaarilr e( Ikle aeaaeaper.l By Bill Schocntgcn, Aw i (MilTOR cetera Ily RAUKIIAGE A nuls H u and Commentator. Today we have two visitors whom I met Smithsonian the at institution, Mrs. Neanderthaler nvontly (hi r husband wasnt available) and Mr. WASHINGTON. S NOTRt Whaa Napsg lalea's Kasenkina, the U. S. state department pointed out as ft ordered him out of the country, It was a sensational turn of events. In a note to the Soviet env bassy the state department asserted that Lomakin had, In effect, misled his own government with regard to the Kasenkina case so that the protests which the JSoviets made to the U. S. were "based on misinforms Discussion Cro-Magno- n. lived about 23, 000 'll.i'y have curne a long nay. The Neandi-rthaler- i a Itw thouaund years among friends or relatives? doubt Uiat the Neanderthalcrs are relatives of ours and I'm not sorry. yean ago but whata 1 They lived early In the Old Stone died without leaving any age depth of the topsoil on the earth knovin heirs, assigns or descendents Is about one foot. It is estimated that a huh may be Just as weU for the it takes nature, under favorable conret of us who might have Inherited ditions, from 300 to 1,000 years to s"ine of their characteristics. They build one inch of that vital source folks were tub humans stocky of our food, clothing and shelter. but they couldn't take it They died "Vet, he says, "what may have out taken a thousand years to build can Now Mr. Cro Magnon was a difbe, and in some places has been, ferent proposition. He was a su- removed or erosion in a air. and UTAn tion. In addition, the mote charged that the consul general had "hindered the investigation of the competent police officials by refusing to allow them to interview Mrs. Kasenkina while she was under control of the Soviet consul Then, even as Lomakin was packing his bags and preparing to leave the country, Russia countered sharply by formally severing consular relations with the U. S. and repeating its accusations of bad faith. That seemed to prove that Lomakin's actions in the Kasenkina affair were not so much the expression of his individual initiative as they were a direct reflection of Kremlin policy. THE AX WAS THERE However, no one was worrying too much about the breaking off of RUSSIANS: consular relations. The move did Climactic not mean that diplomatic relations Virtually every avenue of public were severed. Soviet consular activities in the thought in the U. S. was teeming with Russians, shadows of Russians U. S. were limited to arranging for and a few Red convertibles, mutual trade and travel between There was a feeling, however, the two nations. Since there is practhat the international commotion tically no trade or travel exchange had reached its climax and was taking place, the presence or abready to start subsiding, partly be- sence of a consul wouldn't make too cause public interest, flagellated much difference. into a state of high excitement, couldn't stand the stress and strain To Escape In of it all much longer. Lying weak and ashen-faceher to events do hospital bed in New York, Mrs. Nevertheless, having with Russia remained for the time Oksana Kasenkina got finally around to telling the story of why being, at least, reasonably climacwintic: The Moscow talks were ready she leaped from the third-stor- y either to pay off or break down; dow of the Soviet consulate. I jumped to escape, not to kin Russia had broken off consular relations with the U. S.; Mrs. Oksana myself, she said. She said that her "rescue from Kasenkina, the window jumping Russian schoolteacher, had told the the Tolstoy foundations Reed farm was not a "rescue but an arrest,' story of how she had been strong-armeengineered by the Russian consul-gener- Plentiful Last winter's serious fuel shortage in homes and Industries probably will not be repeated this year, according to present predictions. The supply of fuel oil is becoming so plentiful that there apparently is no need for an elaborate distribution system to be set up for the purpose of doling It out. Stored supplies are 60 per cent ahead of last year at this time and crude runs from distilleries are half a million barrels ahead of a year ago. New refining facilities are largely responsible for eradicating the shortage. Moreover, oil Industry officials say, there now is an ample supply of gasoline. Only thing that could put a crimp in that would be a national emergency or a transports tion stoppage. Most of the major cities are well supplied with oil and while there might be spot shortages in rural communities during the winter they probably would be only of a day or two duration. "Last winter," said one industry member, part of the trouble was caused by snow tying up the railroads. That happens and attention is focused on it when there is an oil shortage. It could happen again. i ' '"rO ' V, She-rve- 081 weight? Things I Never Knew Til Now tb teachers were to o pretty ) That Shakespeare's mqst loquacious character was Hamlet, to whom he gave 1,569 speaking lines. (Showing off again that be can ( Bream read!) PMS ... U at, Tljer Hd I end I" .7 tt u t aring That in Indianapolis, Ind., It's Illegal for a mustached man to kiss (Mustache my lawyer anyone. about that!) she said: been wasp-:- n- . "Ties j Joan, yW00d tnquirsi Oscar Fingal O'Flahertle Wills Wilde. (They called for short) Whoopsss! Joan had her mother prayers, That Oscar Wilde's full name was He I can't 4 She Of coursj j him row?" That according to the department of commerce the American public spends 400 million dollars a year on restaurant tips. . "Why? i - by year, Daddy human even in a single day." Create That the brain Isn't mentioned thing still jost and 1 wish he Erosion. That comes from overIn the Bible. (Now bea trying were a relative use. wrong use or removal of proto tell ns be reads the Bible! ) because he was d tecting grasses and trees. We really superior to the plains to get quick money That in West Cork, Ireland, relief us better body, We for beef, mutton and wool. RADAR NET: clients who are toothless and better brain. If fields of grass, left them exable to chew the free beef are he'd only lasted, plowed and Inadequate posed, you remember what hapwhat a career he given whisky instead. (Mebba the dust bowl We slaughWhat with one thing and another, that's why they say Ireland ia a would have had pened DOGSjOiym tered the forests and reaped the Americana cant help now and then little bit of heaven.) in Hollywood floods. Today our D,ue Jern, K, If would Kerry yearly what devastating happen wondering and what he food and shelter runs down the mudthis country suddenly were to be e. ,RI someone when once That asked done have might died rivers to be lost in the ocean. attacked from the air. for us I He might Heywood Broun what waa the most FARMS AND t Biggest question In this connection important qualification for a colAnd animal life? We killed have saved us. atis whether a warning of such an off millions of wild animals on umnist he replied: To own a waste He may still. eiAotx tack would be given in time for the basket this continent. We replaced (You're telling me!) Ive been read-InBaukhage population to evacuate probable them, to some extent, by domra two new centers of attack. iiiji l.ati,,(l tic animals. But we are breakThat you can forecast the weather books "Our Plundered Planet." by Air force officials say they are yourself by observing tha change Fairfirld Osborne and "Road to ing the magic cycle of life there, too, for the Survival. by William Vogt doing the best they ban with what in the wind'a direction. proper no.ME FrRMsmv,? ties of most of our domestic (If the, change Is in a clockwise they have to provide the nation with Our friend Neanderthaler proba a radar warning network. animals do not return to the soil STIEL FGLffi direction, the weather will improve. bly managed to stick around 200,000 as did the bones and bodies of What they have, however. Is at If its carry your All Steel Cot with win a tears or so befure his environment wild life that lived their course, umbrella!) best inadequate, they say. The prestached to framt with 4,5a r his neighbors finished him off. died and were enveloped In their each nd. Strong utli Is ent radar system is not capable of Today we are rapidly changmother earth. That Dante, the Italian poet who heavy tubular tr.di. of all detecting approaches foreign when letup trt ing our environment, and unwrote The Divine Comedy." planes. Sheep and cattle are shipped today Spring 17 Huh. We.rtth less we cease destroying onr trained his cat to ait on a table pet to slaughter houses where what lit- Quantity Prices I'raii Currently, a committee of leading sources of food and shelter, we acientists, headed by Dr. Vannevar and hold a burning candle in its Xc shall soon destroy ourselves, as Bush, is carrying out a careful study paws while he read. (It must have i to :t stuciit . eur friend was dez too the been to of improvements in radar that could catsl) tutt. stroyed. toe or rer...... I .a tut lead to an adequate air warning K 4i $ We know that there are two things That a woman' brain Is 140 system. t which chiefly distinguish man from grams lighter than a mans. the animal: The way he has deIRON & mi (So will yon kindly keep still and listen?) veloped the use of his hands and the m 8itk ftirifa Kali Lak lltr 4 way his brain works. But our hands, at the levers of machines, ctJJTelved That the reason Q la the only " PERSOXAI r letter omitted from the telephone n by our brains, have ' the cycle of nature, have done such dial is because it would look so .7 4 Tu terrible things to all forma of life, much like "O that people would Moscow Want Wore! She not did want to go back to that they may prove our undoing w be confused and dial wrong num' In the Kremlin, where the three Russia. Although she loves her If you are losiaf work: If they dont blow us into atomic bers. (And I do mean Q!) hae lost someofiMoi , western ambassadors were trying people, she stated that 1 dont Do uttons&i f couraged. first! eternity, to pound out some kind of tentative X'f have done, and put agree with the policies of Josef scientific hom treat? That the State F Michigan Forgetting atomic destruction, college Sobasis for negotiations with the Stalin. I cannot agree with the results. This u curriculum now includes a course let's look at some others. method that restor M viet Union, the Russians were playregime in the Soviet." to a healthy farT scalp for blacksmiths. (Shoe nuffi) 1U ing their familiar game of We are very good at reproday for hair tomorn tes Invited. VIEWPOINTS: Hair ducing. In three centuries the Hollywood That you weigh more in an eleMR. U. S. Ambassador Walter Bedell population of the earth has inHair and Seal) vator when is it there Religious going (Is up. . creased almost five times. In spark of something else . . . Smith, British Representative Frank Salle 415, Beoper Bill- that man doesn't anything know?) Sait Lake Cat. IH It couldn't be called schismatic: Roberts and French Ambassador the seventeenth century there tie is left disappears in disposal Vves Chataigneau had been drudg- It was thoroughly democratic. were 400 million people. There That if you have trouble loosening In such a way delegates to the plants or goes back to the ocean. ing through a series of meetings are 2,000 million today. Five WANTED TOj: We are killing the soil. Gradually tight screws and bolts, a few drops first assembly of the World Council with the implacable V. M. Molotov, times as many mouths to feed. VIE BIT A JSi of peroxide will do the trick. (Ask of Churches might have assessed removing it and the tiny animal and Soviet foreign minister. m re Furniture. or Osborne says: "If one takes four plant cells it contains, and thus deSMo. &s, ' me M ichines. anything!) in the first two addresses was hard, as which ofMolotov, usual, h IT lAKFDj billion acres, representing an area stroying the potential for reprodu-in623 Soum SUM - W tough, adamant in his adherence to ficially opened the historic sessions of land estimated as now available the tiny living organisms in the current Soviet in That Amsterdam. the color on ink the is Berlin suppolicy you use for cultivation, it means that there top soil which are a WANTEDTOJL John Foster Dulles. U. S. lay leadposed to be a clue to your character. part of the re- and Germany problems. No progare less than two acres per capita Black ink shows sound opinions VETERAN nuts! lationship of all living things. ress was made; the three western er in many religious activities and 51 Contrasted with this is a generally Dry Cleary blue ink, a happy balance between Laundry andacreaee. I haven't space to go on, but I representatives were dispirited, al- internationalist-mindesmill statesman, and GUu intellect and sentimentality Bubbling toothfully with conviolet accepted computation that two and dont want to leave on a Write EDDIE HALX, though they kept to their chore. The and Czechoslovakias Joseph L. f ink, impulsiveness and choleric temacres of land of average fidence, Herbert Brownell Jr., of note. Its true that our word was whispered about that this Hromadka the Evangelical perament and red ink reveals obfor Gov. productivity are required to provide campaign manager conference might break up in total Church of Czech Brethren, speaktin stinacy, quarrelsomeness and a tendeven a minimum adequate diet for friends, Mr. and Mrs. NeanderthalThomas E. of New Dewey York, Planning for failure. folk with the liting in a section discussion on "The er, the ency to dominate others. (It also each person. nails the which np sign proclaims Then came a break, or so it ap- Church and International Disorshows that business isnt so good.) tle Think of that: It takes two and can brain, couldnt take it But we that the Washington, D. C., headBuy U. S. Savins between Stalin his der, would Premier them that meet Mr. hope peared. to successor, managed one-haacres to feed you properly. quarters for the Republican camThat If prisoners In Mexico City who had a better brain again with the three envoys. In the strip much of the camouflage from There are now only two acres avail- paign ticket of Dewey and Warare married, they may receive than we have, passed some of it on ensuing discussions with Stalin the growing philosophical and spirren is open for business. Brownell to us, with the spark of something hopes again were raised that the itual rift separating the East and overnight visits from their wives PILES also bas the idea that business and are given special quarters else that made him lifj bis chin a western powers might succeed in at West. will be good. least partially lifting the Berlin little from the clod. Total result of Dulles and Hro away from the cell block. (Latins R For Quick are so romantic!) "We have been taught to lift ours blockade and perhaps effect an area madkas addresses, taken together, INSTALLMENTS: DONT DELAT 4 higher, to the heavens. Theres hope of agreement that could be used for was not to presage a religious split doctor1 formal ,rt That a Hindu trick for wooing meeting to between the two blocs of nations Regulated up there and inspiration and with- a subsequent relieve dltrl" but rather to define the problems J rJ Irritation slumber is to in ourselves the power, too, if we iron qut some of the major East-Weclose the Itch and eyes Just exactly what effect the newten and ihrlnk T at the root of current international differences. concentrate on looking inward toknow how to use it. 3 doctor' formaltBut there were some who still disorders for those who are cou- ly imposed restrictions on credit ward the nose supposed to put you apredy ThorelM Mi! would have on the buying for could see the ax on the peace table. rageous enough to attack them with today td sleep in less than two minutes. inflation that has been devastating More Trees Somehow, there was a familiar patttructfoM. spiritual weapons instead of guns. the nations moral fiber count (Wholl me for my sheep was not On the Way tern behind these negotiations that DULLES . . . Peace can never while Im with around fooling clear. be stabilized except by institutions quite American farmers will have more went something like this: Hindu tricks?) Relieves Distress Acting under authorization of the After Molotov had subjected his that seek to reflect moral law and trees to plant next year than ever 80th congress, the government fellow conferees to hour after hour that respect the put before in our history. dignity of the indi- the brakes on installment That when Mrs. Harry S. Truman of his buying attended refusals to vidual. And the present methods of and extended State nurseries plan to grow the Barstow School for the ceiling on its new come to in 1947-4attempting by those communism are incompatible with regulations to Girls she excelled in the shotput. according to a tactics toterms, wild$5,0000 control his wear diplomatic op- peaceful changes. national survey just completed by cat buying of expensive new auto(Hmmm, so thats where Margaret Collect've action may at times mobiles. the American Forest Products In- ponents down, the scene was set for inherited her talent!) new This order goes Into be require pursuant to the United dustries, Inc., of Washington, D. C. Stalins return. effect 20. September Stalin on came with his air of Nations charter, to protect mem Most of these trees will be sold That almost four times as From that day forward the law 1)0 ber states or individual human beto farmers and other landowners at geniality and good will, apparently much aspirin Is nsed today as will require that the buyer of a new turbancesBAWf not only willing but eager to reach ings in their charter rights. cost, while many will be given to In 1929 In10 million pounds down in cash and Those who believe in moral law car pay farmers free of charge by forest common ground. His attitude was stead of 1929s 2,500,000. (Some take not more than 18 months to so manifestly different from Moland human industries who purchase them from dignity must be con fun, eh, kid?) Table areaWf otovs that hopes again soared. MRS. NEANDERTHALER cerned to make social institutions pay off the balance In installments state nurseries. build up 14 O'001, J of not less than $70 a There was month. the danger. Lulled into reflect those ideals. . . . they couldn't take it . . , That more U. S. Presidents have This forest seedling production, Other hard goods stoves, refrigLydia optimism, the western envoys might HROMADKA . . . The world died in July than any other month, is erators, be trapped into making concessions seeing the end of machines able. So you can see why there are however, will be increased substanrewashing and western and federal no that and private indusPresident ever died in supremlated household articles call for a that should not be made. This same acy within the realm such food shortages around the tially by of internationMay. (Seven died in July, includtry nurseries over the United States, kind of Molotov-to-Stal20 per cent down world. with al payment the had order. play the total to approximately worked before. balance to be liquidated in not more ing John Adams, Thomas Jefferson Osborne goes on: "The relation pushing Now, three years after World 400 million seedlings. and James Monroe.) 15 months. than between and health of War II, the western man Vet Hit these the hasnt Road the figures, The order representing human beings is actually no more exempts anything costyet recovered and is losing more That a popular misconception Is Jacob M. Lomakin, Soviet conthan a delicate aspect of the delicate planting of three trees for every ing less than $50 or more than $5,000 and more the last remnants Ben is the name of the woman child that sul general in New York, had conof his and in man, counthe a rule which set of all life. romplex aspect many Americans clock Big world leadership. on the House of Parliament In try. indicate statistically that seed- ducted himself improperly and disto asking caustically what they London. He hasnt much to offer The cycle of life the life In not It's the name of ling production still is not enough creditably in the affair of the Rus(It's could find along to for buy less the lines of moral, than $50 the bell that the soil that feeds and clothes to fill the demand by woodland ownphilosophical or and where sian schoolteacher, Mrs. Oksana strikes the hour.) could they get the our own life Is a part of the spiritual leadership." ers and other citizens interested in to purchase anything over money kidnyr'nil,m $5,000. single whole which contributes That according to a Smithsonian growing trees. to the fruitfulness of the earth. Actually, the however, OUTPUT: credit Watch curb That Credit And while they still do not meet anthropologist, the cave mans Ideal seemed to amount to little more femme 1 haven't measured the same In all space here to go through the tremendous demand, if all these than putting the government Upshoot three directions. the whole list of crimes that man seedlings were planted 1,000 to an Prospective home buyers who P of Total national output of stamp legal approval on a pracgetting has committed in the race to break acre they would form a verdant, might plunge goods and tice (Every man to his own taste!) d under their j which beyond has means been stimulated followed services, mile-widvolune by inflationary 1 that cycle to destroy the fruitfulbelt stretching from New simply because down anxiety a forces are which by payments considerable number of tarily have been ness of the earth that fruitfulness York to Chicago. That geologists predict Nlower under the new housing law stronger since early summergrowing retail merchants. falls will cease to exist upon which his own existence dehit a The record in tree planting is have been warned by iagara record breaking rate of 242 bil Many astute businessmen have by 22000 A. D., because theyre pends. Take the most striking exmatched only by the volume of new housing experts to avoidgovernment treatoen' been that following the the econd trap. lien.id0liarS down wood now growing on America's ample the topsoil. continually retreating. Our only worry." one quarter payment rule all (Gosh expert the along, as year, a procommerce tection forest lands. Total growth now ex- uia, "is that the lower down youd better harry np and e They Topsoil. When that goes, we both to themselves and paydepartment has reported the ceeds 13.3 billion cubic feet of wood ments will encourage them!) go with it. gnantry people to buy prospective buyers. every year greatest volume ever homes they can't afford. When Jhat.KgUreJ M bllI,on d0ar, Upshot of it all was that few pea you Osborne, as I mentioned in this recorded in surveys made That giraffe In captivity have aa peak reached in the the down first ed,je by the pie believed the federal regulation payment, the three months of this apace last week, estimates the aver- - federal government intense dislike for women. year, accord would do muc.i to monthly payments are more." clear the infla ing to the department (The big dopes!) Imnarv atmosphere. perior I" over-graze- g life-givi- class! DEPART c nunj - counter-clockwis- e, d sab-hum- -- i' r - j -- .. Political Pounding al , . 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