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American to get me to eat it up I instead, by dumping all tead slaw on a mans ham-loc- n I you distinctly say, boys in t--e Log ;er THAT. make a particle of difference even if you tie a string around your It doesn.t SC AND that, will you, at ror ti tern. iJ III ESI DihU finger so you remem-a- y, and none of your kitchen leavings, either, positively want just so- - LAVtOU t: Sei Tilth tilL-ro-r II 3 bke whether I wjnte k. b loot. w-- i dnj ddnar oorul E d RMsro LDKGC win lii fe Lh n sg! u6 e p. jo, kind of a arent allowed to eat in the United States A you nd ud tf Wti" lUpoofc iew OMth 0td tttk -- iSEY EDI 4 its a fried or II there some I r rare, with hamburger, a i: meal fa any l;o into a more? the alteration depart-- t old stockings and drawers f them at you and say, I your pm stripe suit, the always serve it"? m do they say, Well, yes, sit is s 40 instead of a 36 'a ssked for but that Is tod JtlibO plate special if you dont for this like It tliere do you think Park Lane or VW does you aren't you?" owner say you the he dizzy little dope of a ! her mind probably got with some Bill of Rights because you take the waist and you say, f you don't mind, this is Pants and I asked for 36. these bums a hamburger whatever you get and it, well, now, !tkeep your nasty temper student W Ie troL Or suppose say you want a 8 room set. ty Couch, chair, another chair, china and framed picture of ow hke when you were "l want this Art and I Want red KUr'1 j, .. b" iS one and mixed tt I absoIutely iust drvmg up a nd dumping a load r,t sPrms and horse-- 1 i .. kltchen chairs i2k lr.of ',d ' hSPedalty ha- -6 frve Way tfr , f the? you dont lost the same, keep O'g boy, BECAUSE . lir- - SPECIALTY. .V U about thinir ought to feed forever when or h W0U,d hamburgers ltthechonder those and e r WrId S Sta V'e 811 over waste food of dumb ! maynnalse 0ld sloppy to. ?Cnd S00d Swk-JS- ij i Ha lleck recently kept three of veterans organizations cooling their heels two hours In his outer office, then gave them the - your hurry repro-sentativ- -- S for 11 i't'L whatever It And yon Hke a "well done" mooing for U Probably, bark- - li,111. l0 awful treatment His callers John Williamson of the Veterans of Foreign Wars. Francis Sullivan of the Disabled American Vets and Robert McLaughlin of A M VETS wa n ted to find out why the house leadership was blocking various vet measures, and brought with them a pamphlet, written by Gen. Bonner Fetters, former publicity adviser to General MacArthur and now veterans' adviser to the Republican national committee. The pamphlet boasted what the G. O. P. congress had done for V -- "Actually, team this congress t ' ... ANOTHER CONSPICUOUS FIRST For the flrt time In history women, outside of the medical aerviees, are a permanent part of U. S. armed force. The heads of the womena aervice groups are shown at the Pentagon building following a conference with Defense Secretary Jamea Forrestal. Left to right are: Capt. Joy Bright Uanrotk USNB, director of the Waves; CoL Mary A. Hallaren, director of the Wars; Col. Geraldine P. May, director of the Wafa (Women In the Air Force) and MaJ. Julia E. liamblet, director of marine corps women. so tough time making up a list of accomplishments that he Included the army-nav- y merger bill. That didnt help war vets and theres a question that the merger has done the army and navy any good. "In fact, when you get down to cases. continued the VFW spokesman, "this congress has done absolutely nothing about even the most urgent kind of veterans' legislation, such as bills for the relief of widows, orphans and disabled vets Hallcck grunted impatiently as he looked through the Fellers booklet: We cant do everj thing. It's 500 million- dollars for this, and more millions for something else, and 1300 million dollars for federal aid to i ; SHOT PING , . . She used to be He rietta. Boggs of Birmingham, Ala., but now shea Mrs. Jose Figuerra, wife of the president of Costa Rica. In the U. S. on a shopping spree to outfit the presidential mansion In San Jose, Mrs. Figuerra sighed: "Seven years ago when I went to visit my aunt and nnrle In Costa Rica I didn't guess I'd one day be the wife of the president. HV- ..-l-- Cv MO'' 'I' Pit. !' j, 4 i i v education He stopped suddenly and looked at Williamson, inquiring: I understand the vets want that, also" v Intra-Committ- s was, s ENTERTAINMENT WITH STRINGS ATTACHED For reasons of morale and entertainment, American soldiers in Japan are taking up archery. Some of them already are twanging six-fobowa like experts under the guidance of one of the worlds leading archers, Toshisuke Nasu, whose school In Tokyo the army has taken over. To lend tha authentic sporting touch the GIs line up for a picture clad In what the Japanese archer is supposed to wear, and any resemblance to Robin Rood Is strictly from hunger. The gent with his back turned Yes. sir, the VFW replied spokesman. 'My organization is for the education bill." The G. O. P. leader promised to take up the vets question with the Republican steering committee, jumped up. opened his office door and "invited1 his callers out. department store I want a suit of say, ti:e 36, long in the pants, sleeves in a pin stripe, f P back into the grab bag I out all the old rags and I ple." far has been noted for what It hasn't done for veterans. General Fellers apparently had surb a ice-bo- icmething, tor k Bi a, son. I ie guy to come around What am I a g collection? 1 ordi-nar- Yon could drive a m i'. ioq best-like- through some or the loopholes in this document," asserted William- Butter, anyway this mesa at .p throwing them abso-- F tell yon thta a want , hamburger T0, rare, medt-iwi. briber it hamburger well, but clean-- i .1 anything about b the FAR l! c 1niteJ States Fal taken uu.y a mild interest in th coining O.vn.i'ic guinea to be held this summer in London. It ha been taken for granted that the U. S will mop up again os usual. Even iium o this time, with our athletes well-fe- d and most other competitor reportedly underfed. So If wo win, well, why not? The United Stat t team hould win in a romp. It shouldn't bo oven close. It should bo no contest That's the early setup No credit If you win-pr- etty "4IIARL1E HALLECK. who u.ed to be one of the men bere of congress when be was an y young representative from has now risen to the estomed Job of house Republican majority leader and can give lessons on how to "win enemies and alienate peo- a p?nd. j jjt of er-Jo- ed Vets Cet Snubbed to hamburger, ot pickle." I Mid ab old kitchen or it j get-- the ...It ,t bat you nd hamburger ,he I V . heel come off aome-- 1 SAID. "HAMBUR PLEASE." AND up Modern By DONALD R. BRANNf , anythin 1, Method Simplified Building Y of Old t ah-ton- Nrwr I .awn Swing if: rtrr wsu Ftur ( J liuiltl It lrom A Tattcrn moiim Stars Miss Big Show well-dresse- d is Naso, the instructor. Politics G. O. P. FRIENDS of the lobby tried a smart, maneuver to try to block the housing bilL Noticing that only four or five Democratic members of the house banking and currency committee were present, G. O. P. Congressman Clarence Kilburn of Malone, N. Y., quickly moved to report out the Wolcott bill minus public housing, slum clearance and other humanitarian features of the original bill. Representative Boggs of Louisiana and Mike Monroney of Oklahoma jumped into action, rounded up Democratic colleagues and all were on hand to help defeat the Kilburn motion. 14 to 13, with the support of three Republicans Hull of Wisconsin, Stratton of Illinois and Scott of Pennsylvania. G. O. P. Congressman Frank Sund strom of East Orange, N. J., ther moved that loans to farm housing be deleted. This put Scott, a city man from Philadelphia, on the spot. But Scott fooled his G. O. P. colthus leagues by voting present, defeating the motion by a tie vote. Again, Republicans Hull and Stratton, both with many farm voters, voted with the Democrats. However the desperate Republicans didnt give up. Representative John Kunkel of Harrisburg, Pa., demanded a reconsideration of the vote, real-esta- te RAILROADER . , . William T. Fax-Icpresident of the Association of te y, American Railroads, emphatically denied an assertion by Robert Young, chairman of the board of the Chesapeake and Ohio railroad and stormy petrel of the industry, that those who run the railroads are withholding steel from their own roads because of their interests In other industries. One world series weakness is that too many stars had no chance to show at the big show. Napoleon Lajoie, one of the greatest, never was seen in this classic. And he was something to see, the most graceful ballplayer that ever lived. And one of the game's greatest natural hitters. Walter Johnson came to his first world series when he was on his The way over the mystic hiU. earlier Walter Johnson would have joined Mathewson with three shutouts. Bob Feller has never had a world series appearance, and Feller also is jnst about over the top. Feller came to Cleveland 12 years ago and he has been pouring that fast ball through for a long time. The navy also took three or four of his best years. The navy caught him at his peak and held him a long time. Also after returning to baseball, Feller has given a good part of his time to outside interests, which hasn't helped his basebalL But he still would be a shining spot in any championship. Feller is e one of the greats. He won't have to bother about his spot at Cooperstown. Rube Waddell, a world series natural, had his lone chance in 1905 when he suffered an injured shoulSo the der in a train scuffle. Mathewson - Waddell duel never came off. That would have been up in the super class, the motion picture colossal stuff. Still many stars have made the world series grade Mathewson, Alexander, Cobb, Ruth, Collins, Jack-soHornsby, Grove, Wagner, Brown, Kling, Plank, Coombs, Bender, Johnson, Wood, Fox, Fritsch, Dizzy Dean, Cochrane, Dickey, too many more to mention. It would be nice to see Feller and a few more stars, who have never made the big show, slip under the tent and mingle with the elephants. post-seaso- n ... The philosophy of THEIR FIRST FUEL MEAL IN FIVE WEEKS most soldiers is not to volunteer for anything and eat all you can. These men, however, broke both those cardinal rules when they volunteered life-ra- ft to take part in a five week "survival ration test conducted under ration conditions which allowed them only 900 calorics a day.to Here their sat down they are shown, gaunt and hungry looking, as they One man s weight first full meal at the conclusion of the experiment. 133 and 158 to dropped from 183 to 154 pounds, another skidded from a third went from 140 to 113 pounds. Rank Has Its Privileges NOW THAT THE DRAFT and a big army are on the way back, tha Doolittle report and the caste system should be taken out and dusted off. What officers dont always realize is that enlisted men resent the special privilege system sometimes DIET . . . Doctors have combed their beards and brains over the strange case of this healthy looking Yang Mei. She girl, claims she hasnt eaten in nine years. Yang Mel was placed under medical observation in Chungking for 19 days and she still didnt eat. JX r ' 'Jr '4' 4 J , - "' , ' : i. ' If I i -- Vl . - ' iV q - 4? 4 J v'f - ... ( , vAsh fta. cattle A FLYING ARK . . . Destined for farms In Italy, these and Western airline, DC4 .t L. are bein? drive n aboard a Seaboard help replenish that ruardia field N Y. They were flown to Italy to during the war In . this ship-meMuntraUvestock, dangerously depleted lbor. atchken. were seven bulls, two heifers, 50 pigs. 16 white valued 33,000. and five dogs. The shipment, one of many KCb, IM i n, i 1 JS bitterly. Most officers in the Pentagon, for Instance, dont realize that GJ.s are griped over the $65,000 underground officers club which is open to officers for play during duty hours. What was once underground storage space has been converted into a sports palace, lavishly equipped with modem facilities for bowling, basketball, badminton, volley ball, handball Devices for exerand ping-ponand a heat muscles flagging cising room for sweat baths also have been installed. Those who prefer less strenuous sport can sip cocktails in the "pink room" in a setting of soft lights and e pastel hues. Like any v nh ccc'i.tail lounge, it is furni'Nt a tclev.non set. stuamlincd bw nd enjoining k.tchcn. if y m lose. At the Berlin games In 1936, wo had several taih with trainer and coaches and star athlete from other nation. Here was their verdict: "the United State Is a nation of acrobats not athlrtra. You can't win from 400 meters and on beyond this ditanre. You have no runner with any atamina runner who ran travrl a mile and longer. "You are marvelous acrobats-li- ke You can circus performers. sprint and pole vault and hurdle. These are all acrobatics. They make no demand on stamina or courage It still takes an athlete to run and Jump. The answer is that we have won too seldom at testing distances. We have no runnel s from the mile the marathon wotlh naming. Once again, well probably win the pole vault rated a feat of aero batics and nut the work of an ath lcte by foreign nations. It Is cer tainly on the easier side than it is to get ready for 1,500 or 5,000 or 10,000 motors. The U. S. has never been much Interested In stamina which Is even more important than speed. Speed gives out quickly. Stamina carries you all the way through. When you sift all the angles, th. United States hasn't done nearly as well as our ballyhoo experts have figured out the case. Without our Negro stars, this country would have been something of a joke. In place of mopping up in London, we still can be something of a joke despite the winning edge we have in food, the main basis of condition. We have every advantage this way, It will be interesting to see what we can do with it 1 Pattern Stmpllflen Building The iJvwn Swing la easy to build. No special tools or skill am required. The Full Sire pattern offered below provides all the Information needed to buy the material, cut and assemble the swing. All materials specified are stork Hire and are now readily available at most lumber yards. Trace, Save and Awemhle Its as easy as that. The pattern provides n full size, printed paper outline of earh component part of the swing. Trace each plere on the lumber specified, saw and assemble. Wherever two pieces are Joined, their exact location Is shown on the pattern. All holts nnd screw holes nre plio shown. Youll have fun huilibng this swing and lots more fun using It. Fend 50c for Lawn Swing rattern No. 155 to Fad-BllTat tern Company, Dept. Y Ileasnntvllle, N. Y. d Missing Eye Provides Clut. In Arnstins Purse Stealer PHILADELPHIA. Mrs. Dora Baker, 49, was arrested on a charge of purse stealing. Frank Grube, a railroad detective, had no trouble recognizing her. The owner of the purse, Mrs. Bessie Ehmann, a nurse, of Alden, bad provided the necessary clue. Mrs. Baker has only one eye. Her right eye, blind since birth, was removed three weeks previously. Appearing before Magistrate Benjamin Schwartz, Mrs. Baker testified that her handicap had led her to steal. "I cant get work with only one eye," she said. "I had to (teal to live. The $40 taken from Mrs. purse, she told the court, went to pay overdue room rent Mrs. Ehmtnn asked that the charges be dropped. Magistrate Schwartz turned Mrs. Baker over to municipal court. "Perhaps they can provide an artificial eye, he said, sympathetically, "and straighten out your troubles." ns . 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