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Show GUNNISON GAZETTE. 0111 Cf.OHIIlX Uy A BUS. UTAH. CUNNISQN, The Cause of Hit Going. Ton'!" growled the oM man, returning lo the hulroom. I stubbed tcj toe. Well, n j!Ied his wife, "thats what ou pvt for going down stairs In jour stocking fci t." "Thats m. In my stocking If I hadnt pone down fct that joung man of might have heard me and got away before I reached him Edith Accident cn Uganda Railroad. The following Is an official report rent to hU superior by the station master at NIniba, on the Uganda rail way: "To station Nairobi, from station Yenanl. From station master. Guard No. 2 reports struck giraffe at mil 158. No damage to permanent way ot train. Driver states giraffe ran off uninjured. A Man of His Word. Tve been trying that physician you recommended so highly to me. "Ah! And you found him all that I said reliable In every respect, eh? "Well, he assured me he would put me on my fet t Inside of two months. "And did he do it? Thats what ho did. Ive just sold my automobile In order to pay his bill! at the Dancing It Old Race. Is as o!d as the human Panting race. The little child dances by In stlnct, as a kitten roils and jumps about In play. The Spartans lad a law obliging parents to everdsc their children lu dan Inu Horn the ape of five. The G leeks made the art of dancing Into a sjt-teexpressive of sentiment-'- , and the mot eminent Greek seulpttms studied the attitudes of the public dancers as nils to their work. ArPtotle places dancing on the , and says In his tame plane ns Poetics that there are dancers, who. by rhythm applied to gesture . express thought, manners action and life. New York Times. po.-try- FRENCHMAN DUILDS ODD HOME. Constructed of Stones He Picked Up having tojro i!!:!t.l?y in grttlng a straight ste.ty fre:u one of the He trbd various methods, mh. side during twenty-siFerdi, tie would, the truth was what do a nand but, rural postman nt Drome. Franee. has just com- not forthcoming. At last, jointing his he hal t: "Mr. pleted with his own hands the build- llnm r at the witm . I wish jon would ing of a beautiful bouse. It was the Witne-.sat in;'. dream of his jotith, ami he has realizTLo wtuuss then tuned to the ed It without tin aid of a I wish sculptor or architect. His habit of judge and aid: "Your honor. me from bing tn-- f picking tip ph tvs of stone earned him jott would jroteet I cant help this; FfO lilted here. the reputation of being a crank, teeth." two flout lost but when the walls of his "palace began to appear his critics changed their minds. It is a strange ami beautiful building. Figures and plants and was a royal indulgence two-- , animals cover the exterior. In ail 1,200 cubic yards of stone were used, hundred years aj;o. Tis yet. and the total cost to the postman was jt-ar- CTu-val- llau-tcriv- mas-on- , TEA TEA aint Telepathic Communication. "So you ran across dat millionaire when he was goin down de road? said Meandering Mike. "Yes. answered Plodding Pete. Any conversation? No. We jes exchanged thoughts. wishin I had his money an he was wishin he had my appetite. I Another Peace Conference. The Rich Father So you want to marry my daughter, young man? The Young Man "Thats the idea, sir. "Well, I consent. Thats settled. Yes, sir; now we will consider the proposition for a concession of lands and a money indemnity. Worse and More of It. "Gee, but Im unlucky. "Whats the trouble? "My wife drove me out of the house with a club and I dont dare to go back. Too bad. "And now shes suing me for More Training. "Do you think that actors get the training now that they once had? Yes, answered Mr. Stonington Barnes, "I am happy to say that they get more training. I can remember the time whey my company would travel for miles without seeing the Inside of a trair. A. Schilling a Still Another Move by the New Salt Lake Route. The Salt Izike Route will sell round trip tickets to Los Angeles, returning through San Francisco and Ogden, for $G2.00, good six months. Tickets on sale by agents Salt Lake, Stockton, Eureka, Mammoth, Spanish Fork, Provo, American Fork and Lehi. .oU UVf . Decay of Individuality, The decay of Individuality in England, rays the Iamdon Graphic, is a most curious circumstance, and it Is this that Is Injuring our literature and art. Then is scarcely a writer who, dares to strike out In a r.ew line; his r work would probably be rejicted. porn I it was. It is the came with art. What ordinary Englishman now ventures even to dress differently from those about him? how-eve- Omaha. Nobr., Oct. 26. It Is reported from Casper, Wyo., that sales of town lots for the new town of Shoshone, located at the edge of the Wind River Reservation on the new line of The Chicago & North-WesterRailway across the state from Cas-- . per, have been unpruevItTed.' ' Ridding for town lots runs high and a largo number have been ills posed of within a short time. Ruyers evidently figure on the growth of the city here whin the Indian Reservation Is thrown open to settlement next June. "Ive asked over forty different persons what reciprocity was. into the backyard with mo. Do you see that pile of ashes? "Yes, sir. "WTell, I TEA Can it be that anyone else is disposed to serve you as well? Tour grocer returns your money If you Schillings Best. dont like Nature Generous to Filipinos. With the exception of food, the fibrous plants of field and forest furnish all the necessities of life for the Filipino. TEA How different tea and coffee feel! even good tea and coffee. Beet Te e a book- let: Origin of "Knight Errant. Errant is an abbreviation of ant or traveling knight. applied to Don Quixote. iflurii. your luourj If you ilott't our Pawnbroking in London. More than 13,oimi.iiP0 visits arc paid every year to London pawnbrokers. The exact figures are on an a vi rago 50.300 times a day. Throughout tho whole country tho number of pledges is said to amount to 190,000,000 per annum. want them wheeled out to the alley. You take off your coat, pick up the shovel, load the wheelbarrow, and when the ashes are in the alley you get 10 cent But the jobs worth at least a quarGood Rule Never to Speak III, ter. Never speak ill of a fellow man. To It may be, but in reciprocity do so behind his back is cowardly. To "Say, mister, interrupted the tramp, do so to his face I beg your pardon for putting you to Cleveland Leader. all this trouble. I got tho wrong word. What I wanted to ask about was reciprocate, and as you dont seem to know, and as I am in something of a Can it be that anyone else hurry. Ill just reeijirocity over the alley fence and reciprocate back to the can serve you as well ? regular routine. In erry package of Schilling How to Hake Good Tea. st X N Iilliliitf n SIX MONTHS CIRCLE TOUR $62. Now I find hes lame. Horse Dealer Well, lameness a fault its an affliction. e. pre-var- ti re-Ju- Toole, itiner- It was first ? -s, Have Good Memories. The Hindu iriests in India have remarkable memories and it is said to be easy to find one who can repeat the 300,000 linos of the Mahabharata without a mistake. Purchaser When you sold me this horse you said he was without faults. wit-re- s The National Mining Congress Will be held at III Paso. Texas, No Tembcr H to IK, Interesting program and entertaimm nt lor visi- only 81,000. tors. One fare plus 12.00 round trip from northwestern territory. with WENT DACK TO THE OLD GAME. cheap side trips to Old Mexico, and other mints, via Santa Fe railway, the quick line. For dates of sale of Tramps New Vocation Didnt Seem to Promise Success. above tickets and for train service, The householder stood nt his gate fee or write. (. F. WARREN, Goal I he a as A. & T. smoking S. F. cigar Agent. tramp came Uy., til Dooly 131k. Salt Lake Citv. Utah. and on the smile his faco enalong, couraged the latter to say: "Ilo.-s- . Artistic Uining Room. Im not asking for charity, An artislic dining room is for but information. developed by having the walls painted "Well? white, with stained green doors and wood"Ive asked over forty different perwork. Have the chairs of natural oak sons in the last week what reciprocity and made after the Dutch fashion. was, and none of em was able to make The sideboard may be a dresser with It clear to me. shelves above for the accommodation make It plain, of blue and white china. come through Write for our Knowledtrs Company, San t'ranrlM-- Witness. by the Roadside. With sioms picked up by the road- Coffee is fine too: but fine has a different meaning in coffee. The Dealer Was Wise. Corcorans Hcptie; The late Judge Corcoran of Massachusetts, while con ineilu..; a rme waa Boots as "Cribs. One of the universities has Instituted a special inquiry into the remarkable success which attended its students in a recent examination. It leaked out that the students wrote dates and names on their brilliantly polished boots with ordinary black-leapencils, and by means of holding the feet in a peculiar position the writing was legible to the candidate, though invisible to any one who looked at it from another angle. d Intelligent Monkey in Hospital. A performing monkey named Dolly is being treated for pneumonia at the Charing Cross Hospital, London. When she was brought to the I pspital a Dr. Strickland asked her vhere the pain was. She placed her hand on her chest. The doctors sa she is very human, though they add that she does just what she is told and is most grateful, which is somewhat contradictory. TEA So much goodness dwells in a little dry leaf! Coating for Gilt Frames. For gilt frames which are not quite of the best quality a good thing is a coaling of clear parchment size over the gilding, ns this prevents the darkening and discoloring of the gold, and also allows of the frames being lightly wiped over occasionally with a clean moist sponge, this being allowed to dry of itself. When the leaves begin to fall, when blow tiie winds down through the canyons, when the snow falls-th- ink of California, the Land of Perpetual Sunshine. Then ask the agent of the San Pedro, Los Angeles fc Salt Lake It. R. about hotels, resorts, rates and excursions. Or write to J. L. Moore, D. P. A., Salt Lake City, will answer all your questions. Has 60,000 Graduates. The oldest university in the world is at Pekin. It is called the School for the Sons of the Empire. Its antiquity is very great and a granite register, consisting of stone columns, 320 in number, contains the names of 60,000 graduates. TEA Was ever a wicked man or woman e pecially fond of tea, do you think ? Finest Tomb in Britain. The finest tomb in Great Britain is undoubtedly that of the duke of Hamilton, in the grounds of the dukes seat. cost over $1,000,000. |
