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Show THINK OF IT!I This Pretty Matron Had Headache and Backache and Her Coedition Was Serious. PE-RU-- CURED NA ATE EVIDENCE AGAINST Fatlgu of Work Feolt Good. Mc-who Says a railroad man: frumbio at work or fret about an igbt hour working day forget that a man will ba tired at the end of tho Tha day whether ha works or cot. fatigue of work is much better than tho fatigue of Idleness, and there la no pleasure like that which comes from tho consciousness of hating accomplished HIM n Prisoner Stops Trial by Chewing anc Swallowing a Forged Cheek. The Kings county court was thrown Into disorder and dismay, says a Seat tie special to the St, Ixmis Post-Dipatch, when the prisoner at the bar. If. It. McTavLh. ate all the evidence In tho case on trial. MCTavJsh was being tried on a charge of forging a $15 check. The check lay on the tria Trees In Iceland. table, marked exhibit A. McTavish sat beside his counsel, who was en Iceland possesses a largo number a witness In gaged of trees, although It is only credited for tho prosecution. with having one. The climate and The case was going against Me soil are by no means unfavorable to Tavish when his eye fell on the check treegrowing, and evidence exlsta to which was about to be Introduced in how that Iceland was ouce covered man with trees. evidence. Like a and with a look of hunger In hls eye the prisoner pounced upon exhibit A and chewed it to pulp. With soulful satisfaction he gulped s iomc-thlng,- Jyfrl1- ' - r . -? f ' l'- - ' )-- 'i ' ' f t : ' t , t;., 3 ' 'iiHti ,J tn" i I,- - U:A ' f' half-starve- sht - - , v iu;q bi'm; . .,n N'i : 1 cross-examinin- g :i; ' 7 ! ' ir - : 'i ;t W1 V,-'- r-- ' . u . , . ' ij f . - ! v . i h! ifid i VJ i7- ' w i 4. --- - MRS. M. BRICKNER. I 99 eleventh Street , d The prosecution was In con sternation, for Its main piece of cvl dence was gone, and demanded that a stomach pump be used forthwith While the lawyers argued pro and con, the prisoner calmly picked his teeth with a whittled match, plainly the master of the situation. The defense argued that the ball of paper In the defendants stomach could in no wise be construed as documentary evi dcnce, and that a dismissal was proper. The case of the &tate of Washing ton against II. It. McTavish is now in statu quo pending the untangling of the legal question involved from the defendants impromptu luncheon. It down. - vt v S 1 Do You Feel Chilly, your table? Professor Wentworth and John J. The stories told at the expense of Prof. Wentworth, commonly known as Bull Wentworth, and for years connected with the Phillips Exeter academy, are legion. The following, however, Is one of the best: It was the custom on opening day for each instructor to take the names of pupils of his classes. said Prof. Wentworth on Now, one occasion, I want every boy lo give his full name. If your name is William Henry Smith say William Henry Smith, and not W. H. Smith nor William H. Smith. The list wras nearly completed satisfactorily when the name of John Jay Brown was given. The professors chance had come, and he roared out: John J. Brown; John J. Brown; will any one tell me how to spell J? and Yes, sir, said the boy, Prof. Wentworth laughed with the rest. Boston Herald. If a married man thinks he Is the head of the house thats all that is ne- cessary. Santa Ana Rheumatic (Bure and Kidney Remedy POSITIVE CURE FOR Rheumatism, Gout and Disease Kidney Marvelous Cures Makes That New Discovery Some Cured in a Day A Nearly every box a cure A if directions followed. CURE FOR A DOLLAR THINK OF IT! THOUSANDS OF TESTIMONIALS. 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I then toneludd that would try Poetor Ilercos Ciolden Medical Discovery. By the time tho first iKittle w as gone, 1 felt homo relief from my severe suffering so continued until I had used four liottles of 'Ciolden Medical Discovery.' I am Itruly thankful for the great have received from your which medicine, and can cordially recommend It to others." ninety-fiv- e Then Feverish and Ache all Over? Blue and Tired ? Have You Feel Worn-oua Fresh Cold, With Frequent Hacking Cough? Sensation of Soreness in the Chest or Back? t, It Stands Alone s&r&fi gredients, but Dont let your cold run Into chronic also as tho only medicine for stomach, bronchitis or pneumonia. Tho very best liver and blood disorders, which absoat this lutely CONTAIN KO ALCOHOL. tonic alterative and timo Is Dr. Pierces Golden Medical Discovery. Mado without alcohol or dan- It Stands Atone terative medl- gerous drugs, and it contains that raro body-bulld- or combination of roots and herbs that will allay a cough (irons it out, as It were), restores the circulation, assists tho appo-tlt- o and digestion, and consequently restores tone to the entire system. That is tho reason peoplo look hapny onco more after taking it they fool like living, because their liver is active, tho blood in g their arteries Is full of that blood in blood. The red rich, quality turn feeds tho nerves. Nervousness and neuralgia aro only tho Indication that tho nerves aro not fed on Invigorating blood. This "Medical Discovery" of Dr. Pierco is natures own restorer. It tones up the organism and stimulates Its functions, furnishing to the body one of its necessary constituent principles of which it is in need. This preparation is of pleasant taste, agrees periectly with rebellious and sensitive stomachs, and is extremely effective in restoring tone and vigor to tho entire system. It euros gastric troubles of the stomach and at tho same time the blood-vesseare given a stimulation life-givin- TEA Cochin China hens had won at a poultry show. Tb magistrate with steely eyes tremgazed on the man below, who bled as be realized that justice was the foe: "Pray let me go," the culprit Pay cried, hls soul full of remorse. "and fifty first," the Judge replied, then go get a l;r.r&e!" New York Her aid. e won-dere- d Do you think it worth while to serve ood tea at on Him. r Milwaukee, Ws. f A short time ago I found my con dltlon very serious. I had headaches, pains in the back, and frequent dizzy spells which grew worse every month. I tried two remedies before Peruna, and was discouraged when took the first dose, but my courage soon re turned. In less than two months Mrs. M. my health was restored. The Mean Godfather. Brlckner. Congressman Morrell, of Philadel Tlie reason of so man failures to cure cases similar to the above is the phla, in a discussion of the Delaware appropriations, mentioned a fact that dis- river FEMALE TROUBLE eases peculiar to mean man. NOT RECOGNIZED There are many mean men, hs the female sex AS CATARRH. are not said, but this man surely was the as caused recognized ly by meanest of them all. Besides being catarrh. mean he wras also rich. Catarrh of one organ is exactly the To a poor young couple living near ame os catarrh of any other organ. a son was born and they decided him What will cure catarrh of the head xvill to name their son after the mean man, also cure catarrh of the pelvic organs Ieruna cures these eases simply because and to ask him to stand as its godit cures the catarrh. father. If .you have catarrh write at once to He consented. He was flattered. Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement Thereupon the joy of this poor of your case, and he will be pleased to young couple was great. They give you his valuable advice gratis. what gift the rich godfather Address Dr. Hartman, President of would give to his little godson. PerTho Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O. a haps house and lot? Perhaps a half a Microbes seems to have sense dozen government bonds? Perhaps herd of cattle? nough to pass up tobacco and whisky. Senator Morrell paused and smiled. What do you suppose, he said, the mean man sent the youngster? He sent it, sir, a cup that one of his A " Hors ls '' cine, tho makers of which tako their patients fully into their confidence and tell them exactly what they aro taking. This Dr. Pierco can afford to do, because hls "Golden Medical Discovery" Is mado of such ingredients and after a working formula that has hundreds of thousands of cures to its credit, placing its merits above criticism. It Stands Alone euro for almost all chronic dis eases because tho earth supplies the Ingredients, which are as follows: Golden Seal ( Hydrastis Canadensis). Queens root Istilliiujia Sylvatlca). Stone root ( Culllnsonia Canadensis). Cherrybark ( Prunus Virylnlana). Bloodroot (Sangulnarla Canadensis). Mandrake ( Podophyllum Pcltatum). Constipation although a little 111, begets big ones if neglected. Dr. Pierces Pleasant Pellets cures constipation. Say Plainly to Your Grocer That you want LION COFFEE always, and he, being a square man, will not try to sell you anything else. You may not care for our opinion, but What About the United Judgment of Millions of housekeepers who have used LION COFFEE for oyer a quarter of a century ? Is there any stronger proof of merit, than the Confidence of the People and ever increasing popularity ? 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