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Show 4 Pace Six The Cache American. Ixxran, Cache County, Utah it MOPSY byGLADYS PARKER BOBBY SOX Marty Unki Nobodys hurt. Dad. It's Just a new Betty Uuttoa record I cot today! He never bitea anybody unless they happen to step into oar ysrd! NANCY By Ernie Buahmiller MUTT AND JEFF LITTLE REGGIE MA. YOU KNOW THAT SPACE ON THE WALL FOR A HAT-RAC-K? By C. Kessler By Margarita REGGIE HOW LOVELY! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BEAUTIFUL DEER-HEA- JITTER Echoes Home-Tow- n By Bud Fisher D! W& By Arthur Pointer MEMOIRS' THE LEANEST MAM REGLAR FELLERS VIRGIL By Gene Byrnes By Len Kleis COURTESY TO CRIPPLES A man managed to board a street car the other day, after a hot chase. I SILENT SAM UDCLD. IM By Jeff Hayes $ & On regaining his breath, he said. SupJokingly, to the conductor, pose, Id slipped and lost a leg what then? answered the conductor, Oh, with unwonted politeness, "you wouldnt have to do any more running then; we always stop for a man with a crutch. Missing Parts Professor That absent-minde- d Schmaltz has left his umbrella again. Hed leave his head if it were loose! observed the waitress. "Thats true, said the manager. I Just heard him say ho was going to Switzerland for his lungs. I I Kind of Heavy Gallant Guest (to hostess as they walk toward the table) And may I sit on your right hand? Hostess No, I'll have to eat with that Youd better take a chair. PAYING OFr The timekeeper on a road Job borrowed $2 from one of the workers to buy a few drinks. He promised to repay the money on payday. Payday came and the worker found his pay check made out tot $2 more than he figured was due him. He made inquiries. said the timekeeper, Oh, that, "is to pay you back the $2 you loaned me! Some Cooking soldier, billeted in England, didnt like the way the food was cooked at a local inn. He barely touched the plate that was set down before him. The waiter was indignant. "Arent you ashamed to be wasthe chided. ing food that way? Don't you know that food will win the war? Could be. allowed the American. but who's going to get the enemy to eat here?" An American |