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Show CACHE AMERICAN. LOO AN. ITAII HOMESPUN PASSE Wixilcti In the homcpou EDTIME whs inurli woni early day of our Itrpiihllc ud played very Important part In keeping tli nation cloihed ami warm, y pathfinder Magazine. Hut homiuq I un- ktiottn now, inoht of our fin ' 'lajilH to th ittukluff of IhoL woolen n tt'or(U )nrn Into the ifTtfvht tine letturtNl gmtU, KUrh ms suiting, jihmIh, Miultura Woo!, which Mre rmrMtr than t!ie flue wohIk, nre Umi jirliHliHlly In the uiJimifnrture of woven fuhrlm of nearly all lie well rlptloiia, hlns esWHlnlly Milajiieil hl.'tnkfH, tveN nnd Il.inriflK, euitinii'i, mihI very eh"Ioe kulttinit )uritt RABBIT never will surprise when Jeiiuy Wren akel him ue morning If lie . hail aivn anything of her hlg IV ter hesitated. As a matter of fact he couldn't think of any hlg cousin of Jenny Wren. All the cottKlns peter knew- anything uhmit were very near Jenny's own size. Now Jenny Wren Is one of the most Impullenl small persons In the world. "Well, well, well, IVler, hare you lost your longue? she chattered, Viiii't you answer a si in pie question without taking all day about 1)7 Have you seen anything of my cousin? "You needn't be so cross shout It If I am alow, replied I'etcr. PETER oou-In- - LOST 57 POUNDS OF FflT DIDNT COT EOIVH ON FOOD r ll. lot 57 by taking Krvucbrn Salta and it had no ill effect on me. 1 didn't cut down on a tingle food I rwummend it to anyone ho la overweight. Mr. A. I'.i'jiijk, So. JIilaaul.ee, Yuc. in a alendrr, Jo youthful figure take a naif of teaHonful Kruachen Salta in a of hot water firet thing every morning. While fat ia leaving yon gain in atrength, health and phyi-ca- l charm look younger. Many phy.i-cianpreacribe it and thouaanda of fat folka all over the world have achieved A jar laata 4 weeka and alendrrneaa. coat a but a trifle at any drugatore. But protect your health make aura you get kruachen ita the SAFE may to reduce and money back if not joyfully aatisfied. I K Saw Him Only Ysstsrday on th Edgs of ths Old Pasture Question Box ByThoED WYNN Ptrftct Fool leur Thrasher." In his surprise. IVter fttlrly Jumped right off the ground. Whttl's that? he exclaimed. Since when was Brownie the Thrasher related to the Wren family? Ever since there have been any Wrens and Thrashers," retorted Jenny. "Brownie belongs to one branch of the family and I belong to another, and ttiat makes him my second cousin. It certainly Is surprising how little some folks know." "But I have always supposed he belonged to the Thrush family," Refer. Me certainly protested looks like a Thrush. you ean nee Chicago a well aa the At orltla Fair. Convenient theatres, depots and .hop, of Chicago's great civio attraction. Bight in the heart of everything. Nearest loop hotel to the main entrance. ... 400 BATHS Large, modem, enmfortahle, homelike. Friendly service, personal courtesy, delicious food, reasonable prices, con venient location. No parking worries. no. THE CREATNORTHERN HOTEL lo You Know JACKSON BLVD., DEARBORN, QUINCY STS. CHICAGO .ILL. EARL L. THORNTON, Vict-Pre- a Dear Mr. Wynn : 1 am In love with a young lady and 1 thought she loved me too. Last night I culled at her house and her sister told me my girl was not at home, t happened to look on the ruck iu the hull and I saw my girl's hat hanging there, so I knew she was home. I never want to see her again. Am I right? Sincerely, BOB O. LINK. Answer You are acting silly. Because you saw her hat In the hall you say she must have been home. In that case, If you saw your girl's stocking in the wash you'd swear she was in the laundry. hia km your tiont r. Wynn: poor wom.in and sell doughnuts for a living. I charge three cent apiece for the dough nuts. Due man says lie will buy a dozen doughnuts every day If I will take oil one cent from the price of each doughnut, for the hole cant afford to sell them cheaper than three cents and would like him for a customer. What shall I do? Sincerely, (.1.1 VK uYLK. Answer The next time you see him tell him you have decided to give him one cent for each hole when he returns the holes. 51 am I 1 . and youll want a room at the Great Northern lintel ao s. Eczema on Hands Skin PeeEed Off in Pieces Dear Mr. Wynn: My father told me that a "window and a "widow were just the same. Uow can that be? Yours truly, FRANK LEE SPEAKING. Answer Your father's advice Is very good. He means that when you get near either of them, you want to look out C uticura Healed I was troubled with eczema on my hands for ever so long. I could not put my hands In much water because after I got through I could just peel the skin off In pieces. It would form like a rash and bothered me terribly, burning and Itching. My hands were sights and I was ashamed. I tried a lot of different remedies that did not help. I sent for a free sample of Cuticura Soap and Ointment and It helped a lot I bought more and now my hands are completely healed. (Signed) Mrs. II. S. Hammond, 10 Pleasant St., Hollis-toMass., Aug. 16, 1933. Soap 25c. Ointment 25 and 50c. Talcum 25c. Sold everywhere. One a sample each free. Address: Laboratories, Dept. It, Malden, Mass. Adr. Dear Mr. Wynn : A girl friend of mine was married yesterday and of course I went to the wedding. Some relatives WNU Servtcs. Dentistry for the Alligator n, Cuti-enr- BLUE BOOK OF SOCIAL USAGE," Etc. e "I'm Just trying to think who your big cousin Is. I guess, to be quite honest, I don't know hltn." "Don't know him I imn't know him! sputtered Jenny. Of course you know him. You can't help hut mean Brownie the know him. 400 ROOMS Author of "ETIQUETTE." "THE "Looking like one doesn't make hint one." snapped Jenny. "By this lime you ought la have learned that you never ran Judge anybody Just hy lin ks It always makes me provoked to hear Brownie called the Brown Thrush. There Isn't drop of Thrush blood In hint. Bui you its veil t answered my question yet. IVter Kuhhlt ; I want to know tf he's here yet." "Yea." said IVter, "I aaw him yesterday on the edge of the Old Rasture. lie was fussing about In the tuedies and on the ground and Jerking that long tall of bis op and down and aldewlse aa If be didn't know what to do with It I've never seen anybody twltrh his tall around the way he does. Thafa Jenny Wren giggled. Just like him," said she. "It la he thrashee hie tall around ao much that be le called the I suppose be was wearThrasher. ing his new spring atilt. "I don't know whether or not It was new, but It was mighty good looking," replied IVter. "I Just love that beautiful reddish brown of hit hack, wings and tall, and It certainly does set oft hla white and buff waistcoat with Its dark at ranks and spots. You must admit that anyone seeing him dressed an like the Thrushes Is to be excused for thinking lilto a Thrush." A T W. Burcaa. WNU Svrvlrs JENNY WREN'S BIG COUSIN fr II C i Xx ft v v' Lafols $ 'ft'VA S Iv' ' - XJ CRISMON & NICHOLS SSAYERS AND CHEMISTS PROPRIETIES rKAIt Mrs. Rout; What do you think of a Hurd envelojie In its Boner j used by men? It seems Ira possible to Had so unllaed enveloe, which does not permit the writing to show through. Answer: They are perhaps notj Objectionable, if plain, but they are, really more suitable fur women. It you do uot w rite uti t lie back (age the Ink cau't show through! s s I know a My fvsr Mrs. Rost: young uiao (ami bis family) very welL This lias tsked me to go ss his guest to the World'll fair lu Chicago with him and hit mf rkanw, twenty-twIs his LlfW lu't year aid lister. ilua Im ilufiff In fcnnw ft briiHtmt sister a sufficient rhaiieron to keep itr Wben Mart fenytnc Ural people from talking about us? PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY Answer: You cannot proierly let LET'S him iy your railway fare and yourj hotel hill. Aalde from (his, you might perfectly well go to Chicago when they go, and of course go to see the fulr with them sud take si la mlilch the with famous India connects Khyber pass, Afghanistan, carefully guarded by ALWAYS the menla with them and go to DUS WEEKS PRIZE STORY In our Illustration a section of the British Second Light Tank company Is seeu patrolling that many whatever places of amusement they region. The officer Is asking Information from Afrhll tribesmen of the Khyber Kbaasadar force who guard luvlte you. Tfc thi Inin. the road through the paaa. wlth ib b4lrlfi s L-- brought their baby to the wedding and all during the ceremony the baby cried. It scented to spoil the whole thing. I exited to be married very shortly and I want to know how I ran keep the gnesta from bringing Imlilcs to the wedding VYliat shull I do? Sincerely. 1 fewest Hotel ,V s.V.Vw) - V V. K, sr f j i FA 4r - Jr? Jt S ici i ' N - HOTEL ., I'M'SFAI, birthday party ANtook place recently, for a woman of a hundred years of age who had been III for 34 years. The scene was a home for Incurables. which this woman had been forced to enter lit P.KIO because of het suffering from arthritis. Miss Mary Britt, for tills Is her name, can now hear nothing under a shout, and her eyesight Is not good. But her ntlnd is active, nnd she amused a group of visitors hy accusing the doctor In her ward of Jealousy when she kissed a visitor. Her mind and her sense of humor. Come again soon, she urged the doctor, for If you dont return for another hundred years, I may not be here after that! It developed that her activities have become limited; nnd, quite simply smiling, she admitted that she does not wish to live too much longer, as It is getting a little dull now that I ean't use ni.v eyes to read anymore. Standing up too has become difficult, but the little Indy still has resources. "Instead of going out on the terrace. I Just stay In my rocking chair and sing! No, this leads to no platitudes on how one deprived of everything can still make life interesting. With all admiration for this womans courage and sustained sense of humor, with all respect for the pluck that, lacking anything else, can still sit back and sing, we can cast no light on the threadbareness of her existence. What is Inescapable, though It does smack of drawing a moral, is the contrast between such a life and anyone you know among those who are the worst off in the world. The question is, how many of them sing? V TEMPLE 200 Rooms & .z.e Bell Syndicate. Jmsi opposite Mormon Tobtrnoele ERNEST C. ROSSITER, Mgr. y. . "V. The two points In the United States proper that are farthest apart, according to the United States geological survel, are Cape Flattery, Wash., and a point on the Florida coast south of Miami, about 2,835 miles apart. The distance between West Quoddy, Maine, nnd Cape Alva, Wash., Is 2,607 miles. & . '. 4 teaspoon of whole allspice, six whole cloves and one small piece of ginger root Bring to the hailing point, let toll three minutes. 8klni and turn Into a hot stone pitcher, serve hot In small steins. Hot gingerbread, snappy cheese mixed with rich cream, makes a palatable luncheon with a stein of cider. Delicious Punch. Prepare a sirup of one cup of f sugar, cup of water, cook until It spins a thread; pour the sirup over three beaten egg whites and add slowly to one quart of freshly made English breakfast tea Infusion which has been chilled; add this mixture to one quart of lemon flavored Ice cream and mix thoroughly; turn Into a freezer and one-hal- WITTY KITTY By NINA WILCOX PUTNAM i Chocolate Ice Cream Soda. Into a tumbler put a small cooe of Ice rraarn, Kur over thle two tablespoons of chocolute sirup and fill the glass with chilled sods water drawn from a syphon. Ginger Ale Cobbler. Fill soda water glasses half full of finely crushed Ice, add one slice of pineapple (the small size), then All with ginger sie. Serve at once. by WerrQ Newspaper Union. AN AIRPLANE FLIES OVER By ANNE CAMPBELL BOM an airplane looking down Over the reeumbeut town, Slum aod mansion, avenue, Alley, boulevard and street, Melt Into an even view, Id a harmony complete. All Is equal from the skies. God, whose home Is Paradise, Sees Ids people as do we; Little folks with alms so high. Gazing heavenward to see A red airplane In the sky I Copyright. Mrs. Rost: Dear Mrs. Post: I received a postcard from s friend who Is away on her vacation. The card has no salutation and close, and I felt hurt about this coldness, until some one told me that none were Intended for postcards. Is this true? Answer: Cards, like telegrams, are public messnges. Therefore, they never have beginning, nor do they have more than the most ab- bravluted signature possible at the close. WHO IS A The girl chum aayt dictation didnt come in with shorthand it came along with marriage. e. Bell Syndicate. WNU Service. Summer seventy-tlve-year-ol- d Oh, well! Women would be difPolly. pertinent ferent," eay "They get sonstruck sitting beneath a moon. . Bell S ndlcste. WNU Servlew ml mruIb If On nr Urwl y br ) M cm 14 Inm. rlia M W InIm Wn M Mr tin rrcten't ttn nWHk (tor m4 to rwNf nttoi to(vtN (to toyr iM prto r, with Oh iIwbb bIwbfi Irtt. "IntorMMUla irtr M4 (iM Ensemble for Beach IBM tost. BTB LYNN ARCtTLK, flptnbh tt. Utah Oil Refining Service Stations in Utah end Idaho ySEEULBRANfiPlCKlES1 SPECIAL Ear The Month 04 JUNE S7S hr I Cimptstt Sit kii.ks luit Cssm Yen ran new learn n prefmisn ttol will mak yen Independent for tb raet f yanr day. US Pr men'll only far ef eit month. the complete rear Phone or write fer ear enisle. ITil IIM SC3G01 tf lEAUTT CDITVIE 121 8 Mils 8t- - 8.11 Uk CUr ASK YOl'K DRKU.IST FOR APEX WSE AN INTER MOUN TAIN PRODUCT MADE OP THE FINEST INGREDIENTS AND LEAVES NO RESIDUE. ASK FOR BEET SUGAR THE ONLY HOME SUGAR "LADY? Beeetifnl Rost: Is the word more correct than woman when telling some one that there Is a (blank) calling on the telephone? The word doesn't seem to have any real significance any longer tf I am to Judge by the many females who are called "lady and who don't know any more about following the code of a lady (or gentleman) than I know about building skyscrapers, when my business Is to design draperies for their many windows. Is any womnn a lady" nowadays? Answer: The term, which once denoted a person of breeding and cultivation, long ago deteriorated Into meaning nothing more than a female of respectable appearance. Consequently those who have clearest right to the title speak of themselves and their friends as women. One should, however, always say "a You would lady on the telephone. also say, I am making curtains for a lady In Chicago. DEAR Prk. At 400 WNU Servlco. Mrs. Dear Mrs. Post: Our neighbors are very Inconsiderate. My husband works every evening until eleven o'clock and would enjoy sleeping until eight o'clock next morning. But It Is next to Impossible to get any sleep after six oclock because their small children are not disciplined at This beach coat In Mexicau ef- all, and their mother never tells fect Is of white and henna cotton them to be quiet, or keeps them In and Is trimmed with large wooden from climbing into our yard. buttons. The hat of sombrero type Fact, she herself slams doors and Isnt there anything we can yells. is of rough straw. do to mend their habits and yet keep the neighborhood In an amiable state? We cant move, so Visitors dont advise that Answer: When neighbors are inconsiderate nothing can be done except to call on the board of health (or whatever local official deals with such matters). I have a friend who owns a New York apartment, the sale of which In this city Is Impossible. Overhead live two boys whose only diversions seem to be Jumping contests and chopstick piano duets. The misery of my friend, who Is an invalid, can hardly be exIn this case each note aggerated. of protest brings a note of apology from the mother or the father, and then the noise goes on nnabated. Perhaps a visit from a representative of the board of health might be effective depending, of course, upon the efficiency of this particular representative. by Emily Post. Carl Link, would be out of luck If Pontchartraln Billy THIS dentist, to shut bis mouth In the middle of his annual dental work. The me hundred and patriarch of the Los Angeles Alligator farm has his valuable molars watched with more care than some mmans and as a result will probably live to soap at more than one itttre generation of visitors. I ... WNU Service. t - 200 Tile Baths Radio connection in every room. RATES FROM 1.50 V- Mulled Cider. Rut oue quart of sweet cider Into a saucepan. Add one small stick of cinnamon broken Into pieces, one-hal- f d v - the weuther - 4' 1.V SOME GOOD DRINKS Is either WHEN hot or too coal we need, some days, a chilling, N. GAGED. tinkling drink and the next a hot Answer When you have your one. A delightful drink that will wedding Invitations printed Just appeal to nearly all tastes Is the have printed In one corner of the following fruit drink: N'o Babies Exiected." Invitations Fruit Iced Tea. th N'fWBpaprr Slake one cup of strong tea. usWNT ing two or three teaspoons of the tea to s .cupful of boiling water. THROUGH A Let It stnnd five minutes to steep, then chill. Squeeze the Juice of four lemons, three oranges and add enough sugar to sweeten. Chill with plenty of Ice, add a half gallon of By JEAN NEWTON water and serve with thin slices of OkO OAM MSAi orange and lemon floating on the glass. HOW MANY OF THEM SING? QDllQfip fe tfoiHgrCogRD o ok freeze to a mush. Serve from a punch bowl In tall thin glasses. bar have been tnk Ing a girl out for the greater part of two years. We always have to take her mother and sister (or both) with us, no matter whether ft Is to the movies or for a ride In my car nnd might add at my expense. I have comptulned to the girl and she says If I like her as much as I pretend, I won't mind. What, If anything, la there left for me to do? Answer: Thirty years ago her behavior would have been conventional Today It Is so unreasonable as to suggest that she likes your car and the movies more than she does you. In your place, I would tell her frankly that one man, two girls and an older woman Is not your Idea of a pleasant party. If she still Insists on Including her whole family, I would transfer my attentions to another girl. I Points Farthest Apart Salt Lake Citys c Jt , 1 8. West flee and Laboratory imple 8t., Salt Lake City, Utah. P. O. x 1708. Mailing envelope and prices rnlehed on request. SQUARE By EMILY POST 3By THORNTON W. BURGESS e. to STORya Sally Sez Good Taste Today British Tanhs Patrol the Khyber Pass WNU Service. More Effective Does your wife ever Etuoln threaten to go home to mother? Shrdlu Naw, she sends for New Modern BEAVER DAM HOTEL en the Arizona Strip. Half Way te Lee Anaelee Highway No. 91 19 Miles Beyond St. Georg HOTEL. CABINS AND CAFK Reeonabl Rate Prohibition Repealed ia Arisen First Indian Head Pennies Indian head pennies were first coined in the year 1858. The design was changed a little in I860, and a slightly thinner coin was made in 1864. The Indian head piece was made from 1859 to 1909, inclusive. R0UNDTRIP TO LOS ANGELES VIA SAN FRANCISCO From Salt Lake City aod Ogden, travel to Los Angeles via So Francisco lot exactly the same I roundtrip fare as via direct routes. This low fare is good in : standard Pullmans (plus berth charge). $12 TO SAN FRANCISCO $19.87 TO LOS ANGELES From Salt Lake City and Ogden, in roomy coaches on fast trains. Southern lclflc For details, see your local railroad agent or write D. R. OWEN, General Agent, 41 South Main Street, Salt Lake City. Week No. S425 W.N.U. Salt Lak Citr A man dat cries to cheat all de lf time, said Uncle Eben, finds terrible out o patience when he gits soon or later in a game where everybody is obliged to play honest. his-se- hn rv A per week will to paid fer article the best on Why yoa should aa made Goode' Similar Bend your story in prose or t A III) Intermoontain te above. vers to Inlermountain Products Col wan, P. O. Box 1559 Salt Lak City. 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