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Show CACTIE AMERICAN. LOGAN. UTAn FINNEY OF THE FORCE 'SfPeSl ANT, And Leap Year, Too UAPV HAi' TWiS MAPE A A I POUT" SOM0 S'i.LCPiCiOuS lOO Kifv'3- - WEN NCAK HPf. HOME et- - 'K'JUP AKU .OOP M A At svi zo: ' xw SORKV, M'AM, - , IVVVA, - A VC ( i i mistake I M KO Ml$$ CXAVrfl Sally Sez AS HE FIGURED IT CM NO ITS No ONES FAULT . Ui)T MV OWN1' ee hcki 7vi) KBt f .Y-rs- V.. f l i "It Kate told THE FEATHERHEADS you figure out A you ran ahe at brr age, lu-- born." Judging from what ahe told me Lit age waa, I should My ahe was born on her fourteenth birthday." Put on Your Snubbers ENJOYMENTS HEIGHT Mh white Ifctea te ee Mrtra-U- t. A la naatry tm te Ihte, ai "da an IMae" ateaa, Ne maa aaf towa'a IwiteML tawl" BOMB IMDISTKT PATRONIZE te Johnson Wasn't your wife lonesome at that mountain resort while you were spending your Ume fishing for trout? Woodson No, ahe found a place Franklin tha First Benjamin Franklin was the Brit man to diacharg an explosive, located at n distance, by an electric cuTent sent over a wire. ASK TOI R DKUGGirr POl APEX TEF AN INTER MOUNT AIN EHODlCT where there was a splendid echo, Nature' Steam Roller and she enjoyed nothing better than to go there and carry on n conversaITurriranei ar tion with It by the hour. They derive their force from the energy of aunlight absorbed by th surface waters of th ocean and SUITED WILLIE then transferred to tha air in th form of heat and water vapor. steam-powere- Our Pet Peeve Along the Concrete THIS WEEKS PRIZE STORY D II jph to tto tor C4t lattrsMaUia-IU- i tto rnMthto aaittfi rw itoto 4,WL" rt aa4 totin ImU al Intotry viU t ran taplnfintal to ndrad ( 4ira to will to fanUto4 . Pac and plenty will r4 In met dratltat aupmai an will ha a chane to tor tha Hoax Indmtry aitl ( Ilia a hot for th hraitto aur prohWa. let a hey. tf ha Inlet wantain-Mad- o tto atari and cantina rirt ton. Erf It The fact that your The has married again grandfather scema to please you, Willie. Office Itoy I guess so. Ain't I got another grandmother to die now when I want ter go to de ball game? MRS. D. W. LARSEN. Lehi t'Uk P-o- WHAT HE LACKED STUDY AT HOME University Instruction by Mail ! Interesting Profitable, hmiaia Cast BaraU Anytime. Writ, far Home Study Bulletin Tdap EXTENSION DIVISION UNIVERSITY OF UTAH Salt Uka Cltjr. Utah , A great man," said Hi Ho, th age of Chinatown, "causes his name to be remembered long after his teachings are forgotten. Washington Star. Courts will always have their courtiers and democracies their demagogues but even so democracy Ameri. Is better than monarchy. can Magazine. "Cholly seems to have a pull with MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL f GOU-- I "THE GRASS ON THE OTHER SIDE SIT HERS AT THE OLD DESK MAKTV A WIGHT AFTER THS PAPER- - IS OUT AMD UIOWDER does PLAY me m GOLfi, teiu,MeGof to Slucakiu WTWB ARMX VHAT IP WILL BECOME OP "THIS YoW4 people domt Quit buying WE TALK. ABOUT BRINGING IN FACTORIES TO PRAW OUTSlOE MOW EH Ht THE TOWN, AND THEN WE TAKE LOTS' OP THE OUT OF TOWN MOW EH WE HAVE GOT rr AWAY HERE, OP "THE FELICE ALWAYS LOOKS GREENER," AMD STRANGE STORES LOOK MORE ENTICING THAN OUR owu, but after all, it is ' me Stoops' THAT OWE BUYS THAT COUNT, WOT DATZUUG SHOW WINDOWS NOR. NIFTY STOPS FIXTURES. LIKEWISE, ORDERING FROM A FLOWERY, DESCRIPTIVE CATALOG POESMT PROPUCE ANY BETTER GOODS THAN TOUR FRIEWP Bill hands our Vjitwxtt EULOGISTIC ADJECTIVES a une of BILL PROBABLY Sell vou Better goods, of witm OUR TOWN MOTTO SHOULD BS THAT OP THE "THREE Musketeers" remember irr? Miss Cash, doesnt he?" Yes, but he hasnt pnsh enough to ask her to marry him." PUTTING IT OFF FOR ALL. scales of boxing commission," reads He wanted to have his own weight, so to speak. Farm and Fireside. " a sport story. the - brt of Bills Are You Planning to Attend College This Fail Write to t profit Goes TO PAY TAXES TO EDUCATE TOUR fclOS AND RUN YOUR TOWN BACK. nllDignninnimDtfiijiiiL'anmjm'iu'Pumciuimiii'niiiiiiiiiiiJi MOTOR OIL Sold with a Money Back Guarante Claiming that they are inaccurate, boxer declines to use the 'ALL FOR ONE .ANP ONE EXAMINING before BUYING-HPRIVILEGE AND WATT DELIVERS 1MME0IATEIT FOR HIS MONEY IF NOU PREFER TO PAY later- anp AMD FROA HOME, SPEND WHERE IT NEUER WILL eowe The Editors Soliloquy By Charles Sughroe CVm WESTMINSTER COLLEGE Salt Lake City, Utah for catalogue and information. 2 years college and 3 years high school all standard grade. Large city campus, modern buildand ings, including dormitories Experienced faculty, Mrs. Brown 1 wish you would gymnasium. A full take that old pipe out and clean It. Christian environment. school work and a full Mr. Brown Walt till next Mon- years high years credit. day, that's wash day. (340 a year for board, room& tuition RIGHT COURSE SS-- b HEN traveling between Mount Vernon, Stxetch of kWs Highway at Eippon Lodge Fred- ericksburg and Williamsburg, Washington was a frequent gueil at Rippon Lodge, a house built about 1725, later the home of Col. Thomas Blackburn, friend and comrade in arms of Gen. Washington, reads the tablet placed at the entrance by the Mount Vernon Chapter of the Daughters of the American Revolution. Rippon Lodge, near Dumfries on U. S. 1, was also the family home of Mrs. Bushrod Washington (Ann Blackburn ) and Mrs. John Augustine Washington (Jane Charlotte Blackburn ) each in turn the mistress of Mount Vernon. in the foreground have V, J grown on the lawn at Rippon Lodge since Colonial days when England enacted a resolutions tax on tea. The drawn at Gunston Hall by George Mason, introduced in the House of Burgesses by George Washington, and favorably reported on by the Chairman of the Committee, Col. Thomas Blackburn, made the tea discussion a neighborhood affair. But how significant ita hearing upon the country s future! Postage Stamp Costs The approximate cost of production of ordinary postage stamp per 1,000 is 6t4 cents. ff Tu,uvJ 1 pw WMk will ba piM ,or th. belt arttete Why vow should Intormountain msd. ihSimilar Gocdc" to abova, Send roar itery in pros, .r veto, to Prodaeti Column. P. O. Box IMS. Salt Lake City. If your etory appear, in thia I II Did Mrs. Swift take her hns band's failure In the right spirit?' Just as soon as she Oh, yes. knew he was going to fail she went out and bought her an entirely new outfit," column you will ceiv, check for . Lak Cijj $5.00 JWeek I&l |