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Well, I dliln't remove the pulu, too, did 1, sir?" Disturbed? 1 C FAULTY PLAY v-c- bi A Deal Promptly with Bladder Irregularities Heed promptly bladder irregularities, burning, scanty and too frequent passage and getting up at night. They may warn of some disordered kid ney or bladder condition. Try Doans Pills. No other adver- tised diuretic is so widely used. None so well recommended. Get Doans today. Old you enjoy the play? Not much. The lending lady only changed her gown three times.- Do&ris PEDESTRIAN DEFINED ills A DFJREJTC FOR TTZFAZaVZWj wuew we vaafta vioyvfy vso&seav&ER YUAY Wo YlhkE TWO ER 1UREE YiVAE-fAAKES EXPENSE AUO WAEt6S S UR, it US Haggle Whatsa pedestrian, RATHER WANE YU1S EFFORT 04 YU' PAPERS VlOOLDWY NOO YlWt Put TO DO OUR BEST WWE14 YJE Wiki, CUT W'S ALWAYS TU' "LAST kMUuT GUY ViUO GiTS , "throvjh togetuer." UOOKIUG AO. VWE LAKE AUNEOOY C0OWV4" UP AV4M tK AVAKTEUR POETRY A&OUY YU' DEAR DEPARTED '. 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Repeat the Musterole-ru- b RUB once an hour for five hours ithin a stone walled enclosure elsewhere -- what a glorious reliefl on the. farm, cold remeThose good dies oil of mustard, menthol, camphor are mixed with other valuable ingredients in Musterole to make it what docbecause tors czli counter-irritan- t" it gets action and is not just a salve. It penetrates and stimulates blood circulation and helps to draw out infection and pain. Used by millions for 20 years. Recommended by many doctors and nurses. All druggists. his fogbeers slept great grandfather, grandfather and others of close kin. One day, when but a lad near twelve, he came to this place with his Spartan mother and ber household to stand by with bared head as the remains of his father were' laid away. Sobering scene for a boy upon whom mans responsibilities were soon to fall. -- First tlobo 1 feel like a bird. Second Hobo Hows that? First Hobo De lady's bull dog made me quail. mm Jm M)N- WINTER COMFORT S4 H - To Mothers Musterole is also made in milder form for babies and small children. Ask for Childrens Musterole. T THIS PLACE rnid the quiet, untroubled scenes of two hundred years ago, began a life that was to ride high iii history, It is Wake- of George Washington. Fire field, Virginia, the birth-plaand the destroying hand of Time long since laid waste to the ce Sgi?js v4 Nothing like a good these cold winter evenings. Bug lire ' r. - and for unnumbered years the stark chimney and the slab marking the place of his birth were all that remained. Even these vanished as the years went by. hearth-ston-e, - ftfcnw View kt VAKTncu)'' W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. |
