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It la called Rowfe Red Will not bom Off Prppe, gut Sale.from your druggiM. atiug.Cetaamall af id. STOP YOUR COLDr IN 6 HOURS WITH UNREWARDED WHY BOYS LEAVE HOME Our Pet Pe& c Hr JOE ARCHIBALD cold, in 6 bo"''''' Urea in 12 hours; Drives it aw . Re.'iavei , Headache Neuralgia fains Comvmutiom Silt Uk Main aA IWOmtc Ah 4nm 1 c NEON LIGHTS Prooum mm Mff Absolution Protection Visitor But aun-lyou spank your boy when he la naughty Mother We'd like to, but he's th only one tn the bouse that know anything about the wireless. ' JI f a Si Clam Shells in Warfare Shields made from dam shells are worn by Papuan warriors on Yule inland, who still fight with bows and arrows. CLAUDE mm mm tftmA Mk, FBODUCT AN INTEKMOl'NTAIN 1046 PAOOLE li;,!!, APEX ASPIRIN Ei rnwirAt JUST NUMBEQ 411396 WERE TAklN' WANT ? NAME? That. Who He Is TO US' HE HAS FOURTEEN ALIASES'.- -. RAN OVER HIS OVER THERE WITH THE OTHER GENTLEMAN WHO JUST CAME WHICH ONE i DO YOU WITH YOU- -. WHATS WS i; Dnsiiu bra INery word was mlaepelled at least one by tha profeunra Such word aa "all right" "diadecate and niece wvra among the outstanding atlckera. : Ask Yosr iba MarwsW.j STOP RHEUMATIC PAINS WITH HEAT OF RED PEPPERS I 6.V ha ber. rs Patronize Mono Industry. ua Umaahir LtrH kiCK myself some cay if FOUND OUT THIS GUY WAS A GREAT WRITER OR STATESMAN DIDN'T OR SOMETHtN'.-..A- N WHY 4daa A prufnuior who mlMpclled ten af tha 40 word aubmlttcd won a aptlL tn, bM held by Harvard faculty mem- 0Wnt THAT STQANSEJ3 EVADES TELUNG ME HIS NAME PROBABLY A FAMOUS PERSONAGE TRAVELING i INCOGNITO IN ORDER TO AVOID 1 PUBLICITY.. loan. V P EASON ti iMAA 0 By mtU rrrr.THt patents Wdi4 Aumr,.ri eET.'px: r'7TE" THE FEATHERHEADS M VJ tVe scouted a pound longer scouts'.1 r.lcrcolizcdVax Keeps Skin Young lwt WENT OVER THESE AND City ARTIFICIAL UMB CO. Artificial Limb Troww Bract Arch Support Crutche Extcoaton Shoe EiaU Hotccry Established in Salt Lak In 190$ Ph. Wu. 6264 Sfttkfnctmn Guaranteed IIS W. Third Bo. I Balt Lak City. Ut. .1 n A k. yj irSwiaroflT Thats No Joke per cent of his blood and live to tell about It, aaya a passing Item, Yea, and we have discovered, sins 1 that some of those who lost 09.9 per cent of their money In the stock crash can lire to tell about It ami spend about 09.9 per cent of their time doing It, too. Cincinnati A person may lose 40 THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY I like the producta of this land. This Intermountain West, Where orchard, field, and factory, Produce the very best. When I consider what to buy For the money I invest, The quality, and also price. At once, to me suggest That I purchase Intermountnln "Ooo-oo- , Horry. man A horrid stole poor little Spot Awful ! And to think I wouldnt know the man to thank him If I met him on the street MUSIC KEPT BACK Made. A Nagging They stand that vital test. MRS. JUNIUS BANKS, Lehi, Utah. BacKache JPEB GASOLINE Packed With Power IvO She Do you think there is any music In Miss Sehreecher? From Corinthians The quotation, But now we see through a glass darkly, is from the Bible, I Corinthians 13:12. NEWHOUSE HOTEL Winter Rates He There must be. We haven't heard any come out yet By Charles Sughroe MICKIE, THE PRINTERS DEVIL LOCUM TV -- fcE SOkAE PARE BOWERS U tHlS -SSU XUAC YRAkhP pRwrr&RS SEEN VJRITIU OF m TtNm&'fo uuaye COPY W VAMlWkWOUWG ALL THE WORDS IU NOAU VNESSTERS PtAOOS NERVE paper. Courier. Wed Like Wram, Nmimm, Unfa. WE REND PROOF'S 'RTWERE'D But Ha Doe. That Well a man whose only function apparently Is to serve as a mooring mast for a nickel cigar. Lafayette Journal and Once In a while you meet to See More of This Mysterious Tramp Printer gl mo stuff FEE OUR YU. WKFTACAU. UVA DOWN L. VAEV, NOO FPAUTEUOP &YAVSkMTU VOU'D BETTER NOO Klkl VJRVTS STiK TO SOKhETYWUG DO, 1USTEAO OF TRNtU' To j who ever Told NOO DWlOHARS'. FOR i fa -- jQk a(ti4M8a The Cop and the Anthem Drawn by John Hix I Wedding Custom Vetoed have Wedding eve celebrations men prohibited at Camburg, In Thur-ngiGermany, In their customary form. Usually friends of the couple gather outside the brides house, and celebrate the occasion by the smashing of crockery, but this has caused such havoc to motor-ca- r tires that the authorities have been compelled to intervene, since the town Is liable for the damage. a, 3 O. Henrys Short Stories mAt in Arranging an Appointment If you will call upon me sometime when I am entirely disengaged, think I can relieve you. All right, Doc. What are your golfing hours? NEWHOUSE Salt Lake City, Utah W. E. Sutton C. W. West S.L. ordered kidney or bladder condition. Users everywhere rely on Doan's Pills. Praised for more than 50 years by grateful users the country over. Sold by " druggists. lAP.mEnc HOTEL W.N.N. bladder irregularities and a tired, nervous, depressed feeling may warn of some dis- ills 2 time. Further details upon request:. Cheaper Than Staying At Home Bladder Irregularities A persistent backache, with NA COULD Sates t Persona, $7.50 Two days, one night room accommodations ; meals ; garage ; theater tickets of cabaret dance. Good week-end- s only. PLAN B: 2 Persons, $10 Two days, one night room accommodations ; garage ; dinner, breakfast, luncheon ; 2 theaters. Good any May Warn of Kidney or Doan's PIECES FER TU' PAPER'. Writ for reservations, or when registering ask for special PLAN A: Unci. Eben "When a man thinks too well a said Uncle Eben, Its I blsself, sign dat maybe he Is forgettln I few things he knows about htsself.' Washington Star. Week No. 3202 If we havent much government, It wont cost much. DC AA per week will be paid for the best article on Why you should use Intermountain Similar to made Goods above. Send your story in prose or verse to Intermountain Products Column ,P. O. Box 1545, Salt Lake City. If your story appears in this column yon will QtZ Af tlsUw receive check tpo.klu for? When wild geese honk high of nights and when on his park bench you may know that winter Is near at hand. A dead leaf fell In Soapys lap. That was Jack Frosts card. Jack always gives fair warning of his annual call. 54oapy moves uneasily The hibernatorial ambitions of Soapy were not of the highest In them there were no considerations of Mediterranean cruises or of soporific Southern skies. Three months on the island seemed to Soapy the essence of things desirable. There were many ways of reaching the Island. Soapy left his bench and strolled up Broadway. He halted at a glittering cafe. If he could reach a table Inside unsuspected, success would be his. A roasted mallard duck, thought Soapy And then Camembert and a demi-tassBut as Soapy set foot Inside the restaurant the eye fell upon his decadent shoes. Strong and ready hands turned him about and conveyed him In silence and haste to the sidewalk. head-waite- ffi McClurs Newspaper Syndicate (To Be Continued) ointment draws out your cold like t magnet when rubbed on chest and throat. Eases breathing when inserted In stuff, nostrils. Jars and tubes 30c. CO L0 |