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Show CACHE AMERICAN, LOG AX, I'TAII FINNEY OF THE FORCE Altai A Good Reason Skin Young Keeps mw Hxii I hoar It knocking." 'PROBLEM? '7 r ' '' LOIKE THAT! I Every on who lunmi a man who becomes great limlats Unit he helped hliu to do It. an llumaa Hand ea Clock Ilunmn hand for a while dnt-eout the time recently on the fare of a Mg town hall clock In t'olchetiter, Eualutid. Thetworcg-tdn- r hanila were lout and a man ronented to ue hla own Mind aa a makeshift an the townopeojd could tell the time while the old clock was given a Kprlne rleanlng and provided with a pair of new h.imlc. Popular Slechunlea TRYlN FUNNY! blame smart.. JUST DIDN'T KNOW HE'D TAKE me up on MILTON TO HAVE DISH OF DESSERT flWHEN YOU KNEW THERE I ANOTHER YOU'RE SO TELL YAHl... : (rAVV, WASN'T eE & ....URGING listen!.. FAKlNV!....QUrT SOBEL..I TELL a nr.'f t wasn't anymore never was so embarrassed IN ALL MY LIFE , V, :& Y w Ice Cream Inilructiow Inatruetlon in Ice cream making waa offered a early aa I'd! at the The Pennsylvania atnte college. Iowa etnie college waa the ncit one to offer aucli Inatrurtlon, hut lee eream not until 1101. la today offered In .TO atnte rolli'gea. In addition ninny of our colleges are offering abort courses. Teeth of Dog Dogs have pupnv te- lli and permanent teeth. The puppy teeth tlrst njipear when the dog la ahr.nt four to ! w 'eka old and remain until the animal la four, five or six months old. after which the permanent teeth appear. The larger breeds cet their permnnent teeth sooner than the smaller hreeds. - OeoQnz Squaw Winter Along the Concrete rstep oh it SPEED 'EC UP-SPEED 'ER UP . 1 (oil Congreioaal Saasleaa Tlie Constitution provides that congress shall meet each year, tho life of tho congress being for two years, Tho first session may, tf It Is the wish of the congress, extend to the meeting time of the second session. The second session la limited to the time when the congress expires, which Is March 4. nat-urnl- ly New Ideas About Marriage new rule making for happy marriages were advanced by the pastor who married Thomas Newne and llildn Plant at Mansfield, Nottinghamshire, England, reDon't listen to tales about cently, your wife," he cautioned Newnes. Itegard your husband aa a gift from heaven," ho told Miss Illant. Some lienee "lied Star, the Spirit of tho Lake." lied Star walked on quiet water. Put Dow the newa tells us that Karl Nuumesnlk, of Styrla, has eclipsed the Pradte hero. Faring rather heavy seas, he bag actually walked the water from Cape Gris Nes to Dover on "water skis." The distance Is ebout twenty miles. The water skla of lll.11 are clearly superior to the strapped on cedar canoes of of a century fancy, ago. And once more It has been proved thut truth Is stranger than fiction. Prooklyn Eagle. Outdone by Invention BLOCKING TRAFFIC mU "Jim Crow" Thriller of Long Ago you're l The story of the origin of the evpresalon, "Jim Crow, run thua: In (iiarleMon, 8. C In the early Tart of the Nineteenth century, there was a hotel keeper who had two slave, both of whom were named James, In order not to havo both respond when ho called, he Instructed one to answer only to Jim; aa a further designation, because lie waa very black, tho guest added Crow. d A Dumbbell de Luxe ua rWet Tho preliminary Emancipation proclamation was Issued tV president Iducoln on September fH, I Hitt. In this proclamation ha declared that "slavea In ail the atatea, or designated parta of states, that should be In arms against the government. on the first of January, IxAT, should be forever free.t The Thirteenth amendment, abolishing slavery forever In the United State, waa proclaimed on December IS, lNl'i. a part of the supreme law of the bind. ta-trol- THE FEATHERHEADS wJ l A anmll girl In Ilia nrtli and re. reived from her grandmother the oilier day a plmuilikm for a hlrlh-d.iThe gift didn't evoka gift. great rrjolelng, hut the child parent limUted that a letter of thniika lie w tit to gruudma. Suitable of gratitude were Aa flnally written, tlie letter read: 'lear lirnndma I thank you very much for the nice pliicu-ldou jHt wliat It needed, hut nut very much." I'rea 1re.a, n. i lta m Mltl all d- -ta aa( imkLa iifinwa, M la rnm raw yaamit MitwJii4 V -- , - i MtM Laaky H rw a Ms. I ,i WplMaj kaWi( Hwaw mIrUm mm mm mm AmmI. Ai (kn H aM tAaU.Md t MMM fcM M Q CH !! ,J door." "I know It IWELL k)OUi, susie-- A WUOM'T Be BoTUEfilN ( WE LITTLE HEAD WrrH LIFE IVIercolizcdVax "Hurry up. your ear la at (ha 'Way buck in their boyhood read-ngIllicit reading, with tlie yellow nark In the hlg geography, and the teacher not too vigilant, smie men vho are gruyhalred now can recall Ceadle thriller with the title Ited Star, the Spirit of the laike" A white pioneer has had all hla family murdered h.v the Indians, lie escapes to an Inland and flrnls a cave. In Unit cave there la a stone tomahawk with the striking edge so carved iis to form a star, and leave that mark on the victim. Also there are two very light and Every county seat Is Interesting to uirrow cedar canoes, with straps for the feet The pioneer finds that In the farmer who only comes to town these be can walk the water of the on Saturday. lake. Every night he goes out. 'Ivory morning some redskin Is found Etiquette Is overdone when It says dead In the forest with the star mnrk. Pardon me" too often. three-quarte- ... l .jlAI r.r. OT 8 lt Utt 4m m Wl X 8 8 8 n 8 8 0 XV 'WHEN you THOUGHT YOU WE& EING ARSPEEDIM RESTED 1' rW.x.iMv 8 The "Buyers Strike is Busted By Qur!es Sughro MICKIE, THE PRINTERS DEVIL Vhmi Niwpw gjEU- -, GEEMUVt1TWE AW YOU SPEWO teE DOWtt,WCSOO touv vwonu re Becox AU-NO- O VS UeOm AU. OF TUgJ MAVUH? A GOOD YbUU YD U)E W 'AN YU' OUVY OUR OF 'EVA TUPS'LL EVER SEE AWH OF NER DOUGH YWVS E.PEUO WERE , NER YUAE. S YW J 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 WiOEWW OOF. EVrWEESVAEtt V1WO AES s 8 ft i , -- uwoertawer; 8 8 Live a few moments with each of your friends this Christmas .A Christmas card is next best to a personal visit As you address the cards it's like living for a moment with your friends. It is your enjoyment as well as theirs. And whether you select one design for all or get variety from the famous Burgoyne box assortment of twelve, do so early and enjoyably. Burgoyne CHRISTMAS CARDS YOUR LOCAL DEALERS THE CLANCY KIDS Its All in the Way You Pick By PERCY L. CROSBY . 8vnd,cate-- ' Rooster in "Pants Jeremiah, pet rooster belonging to Mrs. ,T. E. Wlnkley, of Seattle, Wash., was hit In the neck by an arrow shoi by a youngster. He seemed to be dead, so bis owner began to dry pick him. She had removed all his tail feathers when he came back to life with a squawk and staggered into 8 CARRY THEM the yard. Ills neck healed and Mrs. Winkley felt there was only ona thing to do for poor, nude Jeremiah. She made him a pair of pants. Her New Avocation Bessie Blowitt Is married no longer. now." No; shes a So shes a wage-earn- wage-burn- ( H i always hav Y the House try a WONOCR A ftu.cz cant ;er our an Playcncc TO oo HARO WORK A ROUND TOC 7, i IN AUjHILE. j j Your childrens FUTURE depends on the sound, sturdy foundation yon help them build. Give them Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil. Doctors s, say its Vitamin A potency aids in building resistance to and promotes correct growth. 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