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Why, I thought he was tremendously busy. Attendant WelL all I can say Is hes been holding a conversation with a caller for fully three hours, re- Strange Street Names Lisbon in Portugal has some strange street names, including the street of the Little Englishman, Street of the Mother of War, the Sad Ugly One Street, and the Alley of the Faithful of God. WHERE HE KEPT HIS STOCK ' Kwe, pvy-t- I IIF HOTELS 1D t lh hen In KI NO. NEVADA, HOTEL I.OLDIN Reno' largest and most popular hotel. W mwmttf, -- EDVfSEEivi' Frank Jay Harkry Sysdiealt, LALA PALOOZA PLEASE, SIS - you-wor- HELP THE CUY- - I IM SO SURE HES GOT SOMETHING BIG IM GONNA WORK, FOR HIM, MYSELF VINCENT, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE MANS LALA, SHES GOT BEAUTIFUL LINES AND TWO OP THE k! CANT BELIEVE rr! TAKE ME TO THAT MAN BEFORE I FAINT DAUGHTER SWELLEST LAMPS YOU EVER SAW! 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TRUSSES HYDROCAR Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc. il.wpltnt hnppliea, Instruments, Tru-ne- a Mlmitartur. r o Abdominal FUhuc Stockinpr Th PhvHtcian Hupnlr Cnmpny Salt nke t tv Utah W 2nd South St Kureieal By C. M. PAYNE A New Cherry Tree Story May Break Soon SMATTER POP Uunurs and Sundwiehe - OFFICE Youre altogether Hubby heavy, my dear. Wifie How can you toll? Hubby Tell by your sighs. too VV AN I) KODAK FINISHING SLSirLY WOULD NOT DO PHOTO-KRAF- - 2Se 8 Quality Prints - - 3c Extra Prints . Wrap coin and film carefully KSfc SCHRAMM-JOHNSO- 749 ox PHOTO Salt Lake City. Utah L ' m. t. HOW tmsSSg OOIM r 5 COM Hubby So, the birthday present VUM GOMK1A. Ywoiwu' pIR A you wont do? WelL It wont do what expect of a good car. LeeTHROUGM Ive given ir Wifie AWvsVW, Just Oldr? A Year And will you be qualMed for the finest starting position the tit Id uf busines baa to oiler ? Let w train you as we hpre trained thousands of other successful young men ' and women. L D. S. BUSINESS COLLEGE Balt Lake City, Utah Id VHt? LIVES 0NT11E LINKS J D. S. Training Pays NETT YEAK Will You Be Yeah, Hurry Up s. L HUNTLEY DRUGS N KRAFT-B- BeU Syndicate. WNU Service. b, T FILM SERVICE ECONOMY Any Roll Developed with fZ3BS,k MESCAL IKE EQUIPMENT usl- D dek and chairs, Hies, typewriters, addin35 W.mcha. aalea, Ball l.ake Brnadway. h IlK.Sh B. I.. NI vw. 'Auftr- 4IN JUST A FEW HOURS! Fly South By J. MILLAR WATT TTTT WA that THE- - FOREMAN OP THE JURY MAS JUST .ORDERED AND ELEVEN SANDWICHES MAY ! BALE A conveys ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO ME battle Let the Man Winter while you share Southern Californias sunshine and flowers, her sports and activities. You add days to your winter vacation when'you fly and the cost is low. This year FLY SOUTH. stay-at-hom- . Old That fellow fairly lives on the links." Enthusiastic golfer, eh?" No sausage man. ijT CAREFULLY CONSIDERED pwfW1. ,T. 7$ "5 A Iv The Bell Syndicate. Inr . i SALT LAKE Week No. 4002 WNU &.? WNU Service LOMOND BEN HOTEL TRIED THEM ALL His Friend I hear you married an old maid. Why didnt you pick a young girl or a widow? Mr. Multiwed Not for me. A young girls too flighty and a widow's too bossy while an old maids always thankful and eager to please. Do we have to wait very much longer for Mummy, Daddy?" No, not now. Theyve Just taken the last pair of shoes out of the window. Te Watch Tour Words, Menl Bashful Suitor I love the good, the true and beautiful. Stella This is so sudden; but Pm sure Father will consent KH I A ti NO MIND READER He Knows yW-F- y-- v wt' Can you tell Teacher Johnny! me what a waffle is? Johnny Yesm; its a pancake with a nonskid tread. 350 Another Name for It Science Science is resourceful. It couldnt pry open Pullman car windows so the train. it 350 Itathi for 4 to II W $2 00 T rsona - J4 0 Air Cooled lounpe ami Lobby Grill Room, toftw Shop. Mother, why don't we ever have hash for dinner?" Hush, child! We cant oHord ev- erything. 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