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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, TUESDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 7, 1922. r It is a kind of Japanese syllables. monstrous animal, having a lions body, A Line c? Type or Two Immigration Problem ths wings of an eagle, a horse's head Looms Up and a mane made with fish boaec. Hew to the Une, let the quips The claim of the inventors of Eswtere they may. eon was that their language, peranto By Frederic 3. Haakia taining a particle of all the languages, would please all nations and would imPlsrret Ptays. WASHINGTON, Nov. 4. Will congress pose itself on ail nations aa a uni- pass a new immigration law at the ap- When the sun bee silently slipped down behind the hille to rest. versal language. proaching session? Will it be made mope And streaks of bine and gold appear ML Lauzanne thinks above the purple mountain's creel. it comprehen- difficult for foreigners to enter the land Pierrot from out the shadsible that. Finn or Albanians- - might of the free and the home of prohibition, Thenowscomes tomes to play hie muslo rare. favor such a propaganda. Their dia- or will existing restrictions be so modi- Comes to fill with harmony ail the mstic summer air. lect has ne chance of imposing itself fied as to bring in a larger and steadier Comes to moon charm from her certhe pais of the labor that is needed in upon the universe, and they need n supply home within the sea. tain industries. .... There But that French Second language. among the lengthening shadows, These are queetione of widespread Inplaying soft, sweet melody. ENORMOUS DEATH TOLL. let them- terest people or English should and importance concerning which Soothing engry winds to rest, charming selves be allured by this "liaguistie much will be drowsy birds to sleep. heatdwhen the national Flaying War, famine and red rule in Russia to the twinkling stars that all is far more extraordinary, bolshevism body is back on the job. n.ght Jong their vigil keep. has caused a decrease of 11,000,000 in he exclaims. That there will be numerous new immigration measures proposed le s fore- Long I watched by open window for my tbs poposlatipa in tba past few years It is nevertheless n fact, he ob- gone ronriusion, and nt- this lime it ia gay Pierrot to come. h was evident that their fate will not h de- Waited The census taken by ths soviet govern- serves, "that Esperanto-whicthere and watched and prayed, without a memorable fight. termined til) tired sense grew numb. twenty-fivwhich born and ago years ment in 1920 shows appalling condiwant immigration Soon theevery Certain Intercut long, dark shadows came, and to have ridicule ail are made of the First there easier. through ought tars in the sky. digleamed tions. Soviet Russia in Europe is ho are anxious Then a soft word, brightly themselves continues to have disciples in Europe. foreigner gently spoken by the to from distressing conditions diaway breeze get vided into forty-thre- e that hurried by governmental Every year, ia a different capital, they In their natlvs countries and establish Pierrot plays beneath the pine trees, visions, exclusive, of course of the hold n congress, at which they are not themselves ia the new world of opporplays because he loves the trdeS, are and there the Second, Loves peace. tunity ths moon, ths sky, the river, loves territory ceded to or possessed by the very numerous, but where they make a steamship companies that find a great th song birds and the bees, in so revenue excited that entire Loves crcctt-of statci-oget great ioisa.They carrying immigrants with ajl his heart nature, Finland, newly f. to these shores They would find it dreaming here beneath the sky. . Latvia, Lithuania and Poland, quite recently the French minister of greatly to their advantage if the limita- So the breeze pausscarce' softly, sang or those occupied by allied soviet re- public instruction had to address a cir- tions imposed by tbe present law were ing ere it hurried by. removed or so changed that practically to all French the educational cular publics. every foreigner r. ho could paas the men- So while I by open window, brokenIn 1910 the estimated 'population of resorts to warn them against tb dan- tal and physical tests would be assured hearted, watched and prayed, of a welcome when he approached the Pierrot, mongst ths lengthening shadthese forty-thre- e government was 75, ger of Esperanto. Statue of Liberty. ows, played and played and plated. Various Industries in the United States 490,400; in ,1920 it had fallen to J. MARIAN JOHNSON. HELIUM EXTRACTION. are also interested in more liberal immia toss of 6,514,648 inhabitants, Notable them among regulations. gration Ths Sta Doga Ljveth In low. or 8.6 per cent. If the increase of the A simpler and cheaper method of re- ie the steel industry, which Is being seSirrah: Wot ys that whan onns sittethe a of riously handicapped by shortage population between 1910 and 1914 wm on ye Atlantic coast in those pertes of helium from natural gas common labor. Oodde and gayzeth East an goods at the rate obtaining from 1897 to 1910 covering pure Caype Ths turnover among the unskilled betimes Looks how yonne shippe the actnal loss from the outbreak of a only pne liquefying operation has workers employed In ths steel mills has salth doeth be silhoutted yon settings large. It is sonne, God wots! I gainst Ihe-w- ar in 1914 cannot be less than been perfected by the United Btate always beea exceptionally say yow trulie they the sort of job that a men does not be maricalles or dreemea I hadde lever eleven millions. This is a higher figure bureau stick at very long after ha can find anmines. I bid you goode says rysinge sonne. even as or at approxiother good equally losses those of direct than sustained GEOFFREY. Whereas'', the helium plants built dur- mately as good wages. The hours are den. by the whole of the other belligerents ing the war and the government Fort long and the work is gruelling, involving Is Man Mad, Ths perhaps the greatest physical strain necombined. , RHL Let the poor fish rave about hew Worth plant now in operation put the cessitated in any kind of labor. the sun manages to set west of Cape The - towns suffered more heavily helium through two ' to make process? EUROPE A RESERVOIR. Cod, ask 'em if they ever were in Dethan the country' distrii-fs- , theses in it of sufficient purity for balloon use, For Europe was & reservoir which troit Canada is north of ths United States and you go to the southern end of the ease of 426 towns beingover two. trial runs made within the last month suppliedyears common a steady stream of this for the steel industry of the United Woodward ave. and take a southbound millions, or 20 per cent; while the in the bureau of mines cryogenic labor H. N. States. There were practically no re- ferry to got to Windsor, Ont. , country districts lost only 6.6 per cent. laboratory, using perfected apparatus, strictions upon Immigration and the imAnd Now Turning 6wlftly to tho Beg were accusThe figures for potrograd and Mos- promise more direct migrants from the old world the easier, Pardon Column tomed to arduous 7oil tlrfft "earned them cow are appalling. The population of method. (Lamped in the W. G. N.) found existence. bare that but a They . . . Romance had Jived with them the former city fell from 8,404,530 in The development indicates that com- they could go into ths steel mills imfifty vears of wedthroughout their never upon their arrival, that their 1910, to 705,908 in 1920. Moscow hat mercial production lock. flown from the Love had of helium for mediately work our of or the of language Ignorance window of the modest little home iri not suffered quite so soverely, having lighter-than-ai- r ho handicap to them, and craft is probably feas- was little or in which the couSouth Ind., Bend, that they could earn wages that were declined from 1,833,500 to 1,028,218. ible, says the bureau director. years and ple had spent fifty-eigto them almost unbelievably large. They of children. Most striking, however, is the change four reared their family The new achievement consists in wetcomed the chance. MAUDE OF SOUTH BEND. In time this stream of foreign labor in the proportions of the sexes. In the more quickly and more completely was by immigration laws and area now under review there Were liquefying all of the nitrogen nnd then checked The nosey reporters bombarded Mrs. came the world war which cut it 1000 1070 female to male in 1897. By other off entirely. After ths war it was as if Hall for an hour with questions, but got in the natural contaminating gas Certainly the dam forming the reservoir had burst nothing to their satisfaction. 1910 this had declined to 1043, and gas Mrs. Hal, did of this coun- not. They asked her: eontaining 'helium. The helium- and there was a Mrs. said ever a shoot "No, you gun? at the oeginniag of the war waa prob- bearing natural gases are compressed try being overrun prospect with cheap European Hall, I never shot a gun." Of course This led to the more drastic law not! one ably about 1010. At the date of the and as the flammable methane and labor. no!' wait, suppose Oh, Put ah, limiting tbe number of Immigrants who those New York reporters had been census it had soared up to 1248. other gases all liquefy at higher tem- may come from any one country to the of Mrs. Hall, did enough to ask, Nor is it probable that any general peratures than helium, when the United States in one year to S per cent smart Ah! quells you ever shoot a rector? of the foreign born of that recovery has taken pla.ee since the process reaches a very low temperature resident in this country in 1910.--nationality question. census was- taken on the contrary, it only the Under the strict enforcement of that At Digs Up tome Checkers. pure helium remains. law the number of given the Snowshes is all but certain that the position toTo Hhatcheer Lis: Sure, kid. I'll trade A semiconfmercial plant will next be glad hand by Uncle foreigners Sam dropped from with yuh. Am shlppln' the followin' day is worse than was the ease two constructed to bring into quantity pro- 1 000,0000 to something under 300.000 in mud books by x press colect alsnd course one of the twelvemonth, years ago. I. fceercts of The Harrem by An duction the laboratory method. most immediately the steel Industry enGob. This bedks Is fer in securing a nor- American Sailor Large quantities of helium are countered difficulties adults DEBTS Or A CENTURY AGO. only, on- - acct. ths authors common labor. of mal supply an not on acct. the aecrlts. wanting into the nir every minute When wages of steel worker were volII. God's Chosen Peepuli" by Henri of natural gas untarily raised just at ths time wages Ford The monthly review of the London through the burning A reglar sveianch uv endearin In other Industries were generally being helium. It is reduced and when the railroad labor terms, prize an' undiluted luv. City and Midland bank recall the containingwill consider expected that Holliewood III. Exposed by Ranlegislation to board was slashing ths pay of railway financial relation of Great Britain and congress thia dolph Vaseelino, with Interduetory notes were there many expressions employees natural capture irreplacabla nt surprise and not a few of criticism. by KJeth Preston an tommy OConnor, her continental allies during and after resource. as how this work made 'em blush. Employers in other lines who subscribed statin! IV. The Truth About Cleopatra the to the Idea that labor must be deflated She the Napoleonic wars. The purpose of Serpint of ths River Nile," by Mark felt that the controlling factors in the LORD GREY'S MOTE. Jr., with menny Ulustrashuns. the discussion is to draw analogies or steel industry were upsetting the ap- Anthony in ease you ever git tired tookln' at ths plecart. th book. contrasts with the present interallied An interesting development in the How can we' get wages back te nor- pictures, reed finds you the same, Hopin' this steel if the mal,' asked, peoule they indebtedness. British political aituation is seen in 8NOWHOE AL . grant Increases that ar not even dei The review show that between the the decision of the national and inde- manded of them?" Drom." Jalln th The truth of the situation was that the peaks fringe a dreary sky. years 1793 and 1816 Great Britain adLiberals of Manchester to aban- steel Interests were bidding for labor Blue pendent leaves murmur in Oak their death; vanced a total of 58,000,000 pounds which thev hd to have. American-bor- n sneaking by. mutual antagonisms and stand workers will not take those Jobs at North wind whimpers, scant of breath. sterling to her various allies, of which don, their Forlorn, weary, which can command wage rates they of fare and lean of back individually the most important was aa united Liberals gainst the candi- elsewhere, the foreigners already hers Bronxed 1 breast the rain. Cheertlly move steadily from the steel mtlls to Anstria, to which country England ad- dates of the other parties. The Maiv other the dismal track; snd the reduced labor Laugh to scorn bn the road, again! vanced sums amounting to more than cbester Liberal split antedated the supply industries, from Europe will not meet the GYPST KAT. I 12,000,000. Of the total advances break between Asquith and Lloyd demand. SITUATION ACTUALLY ACUTE. made by Great Britain, 58,000,000, George and has served to cause a diThat and with all my worldly goods the endow was cut out of the marOnly a few davs ago it was reported direct subsidies accounted for about vision of Liberal strength in that highfrom Pittsburg that another increase, of riage service just in time. 10 per cent would 50,000,000, which was not expected or ly important manufacturing city. be given common If Meundgott Wilhelm had had to sajT The reconciliation was brought about, labor. So acute was the situation reintended to be repaid. of this class that last Sunday even the Dutch windsulting from the 1817, however, the total due in London cables say, by the efforts of of workers it was shortage would have had to laugh. R. IL L. mills mills were stated that respect of the Austrian loans of 1795 Viscount 'Grey of Falloden, former for- operating at only TS per eent capacity thev would be working at 0 per and 1797 reached nearly 19,500,000, eign secretary nnd supporter of Lloyd when cent if sufficient labor couid be obtained. Andy Gump for and a convention was finally reached George, more lately opposed to the In view of all this It Is apparent that will be pressed with demands in 1823 ty which Austria agreed to coalition leadership. Manchester may congress Congress to ease up on immigration restrictions. On the other hand, it has been made pay 2,500,000 in satisfaction of the be described as the center of Liberalism B. P. ARMSTRONG. whole of the British claims upon the in England, hence this move for a re- equally clear that all such proposals will By opposed vieorous'y. Tat bur leaders are Andy Gump has acceded to the outcry Austrian emperor under tho head of the union. of the liberal force may be at- be girding themselves for tho fight and ral- of a rommlttee, tempting Austrian loan, and each country recip- tended by consequences of great po lying their' forces for an onslaught on him to run for congress. His congresas such of a In roneres sional is hat the give3 promise ring. The "storm litical importance. Taken earlier, this rocally released claims on the other. Ho has entered the lists is coming. lively winter. As the debt by that time must have action doubtless wduld have resulted in lrev.dent Gomners of the American for the greatest, legislative of Labor. In what he termed body on earth. Utah receive him in been well over 20,000,000, the extent support of Asquith a well known de- Federation 'a bugle call to dutv," has served no- open arms, with Joyous welcome as she of the remission, according to tho re- sire to heal the breach between the tice of the militant Intentions of the in- greet a bottle of bootleg. recommenterests he represents. He undertook to Andy has two view, probably amounted to more than two Liberal wings. It is even possible sneak for American labor when he said that place him on par with his 90 per cent of 'the debt. Anstria met that after tbe general election this that if congress gives wav to the de- dations etrd a mouth a big congressional peers her debt under this convention "by bor- month the Manchester idea may take mands of powerful employing interests small brain. , Andy is like the mouth of in the matter of pew immigration legisthe Platte, somewhat shallow but a mile rowing the amount from London root; it is almost eertaia to do so in the lation the tide of aliens will be be- wide. event of decided Liberal gains in the yond estimate and American labor will Like a Roman praetor, or a Bathhouse bankers. driven back before an avalanche of John, he put up a sluah- - fund of perThe review farther recalls that at polling,- - gains for either or both be newcomers whose standards are too low fect os a hick hs hopes will win him voles the end of the Napoleonic warn, al- branches of the Liberal party. for American workers and Issues pamphlets and propaganda It ie admitted that the S per eent law boasting his par excellence fittings for Between the two wings there appear was though the English debt was nearly measure to check this ths essentially job. He flashes ths movies and 900,000,000, or four times as much as 'to be ho real dilferencea of policy the tide of aliens srbitrarilv pend'ng the placards th phone poles with pictures of a permanent immigration as he looks in congressional- garb. a- that of France, it wa agreed that split was created by the overthrow of development which only the mot tinder is a king diplomat, with craft He policy France should pay the equivalent of Asquith by Lloyd George when the of the foreigners arriving for adto this country will.be allowed only 2,000,000 as an indemnity and coalition minister in Asquiths govern- mission enter. Secretary of iJtbor Davis In received her share, ment cleverly maneuvered him out of lcueslng 1hi phase of the (tubiect has England du'y hlm-seton record as favoring and office mtwed into 5,000,000. Downing street placed of existing; lews so himself. The Liberal split was over as memOdficat!on of this government's passto permit BATTLE OF TONGUES. leader; Herbert 1L Asquith, ono of tbe ing on the eligibility of prospective imablest men in British public life migrants before they leave their homes A fierce controversy is raping in very at this time, has been caustic in criti- Overseas.. Instead of the passport given bv for France over ths question of languages cism of the coalition and- of governments, says decretory DaLloyd eign we should set a standard, and a to whether Greek and Latin, the George but he ia no moge faring in vis. those qualified should be determined ,on other side, giving our eertlficate of dead, shall continue to ba taught, his condemnation of the Tories and the qualification to those entitled to admisor whether they shall give way to En- Laborites. That he should countenance sion the move of Lord Grey may be slgnifi The labor secretary has prepared a bill his view which congress will glish and Spanish, the living. cant of event to eorae. A reunited emhodvlng bo asked to consider when it reconvenes. For the greater part of one whole Liberal organization in Great Britain Under this bill every foreigner apulv'nr admission to come to the United month tho French chamber of deputies would spell catastrophe for Tory aspl for 91100 would he required to submit to rations. tests the will show that his blood is debated upon this question. On tho free of all taint, that he ha the physiono side there were the defender of BELIEVES IN FAIR PLAY. cal strenvth to guarantee that he can FIFTY CCLURS- earn a living when he gels here, that his classical education; they wereof th Mr. Editor: la up to standard, snd that mentality an In In readme editorial valuyonr opinion that to study Latin waa to able paper this Just at Christmas character Is such that he will make I couid not help his citizen. learn French, and in any ease it meant but express mymornins, of your a desirable American measure appreciation seven r are And If he doesn't unvafter in defending Sheriff Emery the rlERE pay thorough acquaintance with classical fairness all days behe gots here. conctudes Mr. Davis wav you did. fore Christmas. You can culture. On tho other hand, them were Hera are two candidates for sheriff. Mr. wflt agree with me that he should be have fifty dol'are by back to tho country from which the realists, the industrials, tho busi- Emery and Mr. Corieas, who have been hoentcame." saving 87.18 each - week. in puhila religious services of this ness men; they affirmed that to learn charged Then resolve to do lfor aa or with wilful fall city "bootleggers" a year. By tha followsworn duties to bring English was to become better ac- Urs to do their ing Christmas you will to These 'Justice. officers bootleggers" I MEMORY TESTS . have g, little more than quainted with the world and to become are condemned without a hearing or an 8375 00 if you have put' more adequately equipped for daily opportunity to defend themselves. I that it In one of our savings fair play? The worst kind of a crlm Ufe. 1. msnv How accounts- sides has a paralleloInsl Is by our laws considered Innocent Four side. Besides the monev, yon Besides tie main battle, another until proven frailty. gram 2. Who was Hesperus? will What was" I of not do believe minthese that hae the habit of any smaller is being waged. It deals with ister of the of son The fate? Japetus and brother S41ng Start thia wpek. gospel would wilfully In his the dtffurion of Esperanto. Stephen jure the rharactcr of their Mlowtreii. Jpit of Atlas. He was changed tto the eve4 interest cn Saving have ben Influenced hv members of ning star. . Compound .d Lauzanne, editor m chief of Le Matin, they 3. WGio was Thor? In Scandinavian Welfare ligtie, who the, Semiannually described EsperantoaTta kind of have never appeared before the eountv mvthok.gv the eon 'of Odin and the god -and fled charge against of tlmnder Me was tho- meat powerful Russian salad, Jwhich was invented commissioners either of these, officers, fearing. I eup of the gods. Zion's Savings Bank some twenty-fiv4. In what city did Sherman's march years ago, and which pose, that their slanders would he dis&T RUST COL is formed by the amalgamation of ail proved or they would bo compelled to to ths sea end? Savannah, Ga. Which way floes th tail of a comet a uto rar. pva what they say. the natural language of the globe. It prove Ail honor to Th Tribune for th fairtali' alwavs points A. comet point? resun. contains half English word and Rus- ness. away from the Sunlight has a pelling action on the Sne particles of gas sian syllables, arranged with Dutch or Balt Lake, New. (. J. P. PETERSEN. composing the tall. ist, and which certainly does not reflect credit on the Hawaiian. As a corollary of the hula, there is tho grass' skirt, without which tbe hula tf Wymg Iwy liH Uka Triton PobHRBIcf Qiwp4y would be impossible. Charges have TERMS OF RLBHKlPTfOS: been made, and in some degTee supla fttlL liith, NvfiiU mod Jtatly nd Sunday, m ooonUi ported, that a great many of tbs grass yur IilE yaewfto4AuaUy, skirts worn by hula dancers in Us . bm la U. . taiif ftii ludtft peroneaoiti wnii are a travesty oa ths genuine hula r MaJ year Trtbnnn, Ely skirt. It is said that large consign; Tb Trtbuse Is en tale lo awry loporUiit cltf ments of grass skirts are imported into la Um (bU4 Stale. Reader &7 offR agaaf ta nay elty by telepbootea the islands from ths mainland, and of tin IkJnlMUM to a that there is a factory, by inference TO. kmel.ted Prra. to itm to to. im for republic Go of u ttttod at Milwaukee, which makes a specialty OiMtcbM endited to It or oot otherwise of 'genuine Hawaiian hula skirts. Itod la tb to paper, aad atoa Uto local 51'alt ribinw a!;e Bill T publltUad berela. TO. Trtboo. to a Bob of Circa latioo. loformatiw .f tb. Audlt Biitc. conccmln TM irio-aaa'- a upplird b to. ctrcotolloa will b. of ClrcilUttoB. C.ntur. M1 tmi TO. llg2 t; . C. BcckwitO bpcil AC'OcJ-- , " " nt adt.ii tolug arrut. World bid , . lpatcb Tribune bkig., thloafo; Poet Bryoat at. Loato; lord bid . Detroit, iltcb.i to vgraww C. M. Mo. bid., keens Clip, ' to., Joe, Pacific t'osst wtwesniUtlrs. . low bid , Sao rraoelK.: lftto Inourau Loo Asgetos; Sccttrlly bid . Seattle. fore ij a bureau, at litforjnatloo el Tb. 7'rloarc: a Kno Lainartloe, Pari. Fraoc.: Pall Mall. London, F.nlad; 1 Later dea Wnaeo. ! Barilo, Gsrmsajr; Eirelalor n.del. Kom. Talrpbon. W.oatob t0- WO. a aoa fall to get pour Trlbuno tetopboo befor. 10 o clock tb. dtp drcolatloo dt nartmont a. to. cod a copy will be aent yoobj mcaoenrer. Mu tere at tba poatofflca at bait toll Lit J aa aacoadclata aiattar. . Tuesday, yOTE November 7, 1922. ON AMENDMENTS. NO Aa a final admonition to voters to- they do not day, Wo strongly nrge that forget to vote against all three of the constitutional amendments which will bo found at the bottom of the bal- lot. A cross plaeed in the space marked No opposite each amendment ikra vote against that amendment. We suggest that voters attend to the amendments first after entering the voting booth! and then vote for the candidates they prefer, ELECTION DAT. This is the day when duly qualified citizens of both sexes will go to the polls and vote according to their political belief and the dictates of eon- science Thanks to ths Australian bal lot system, they are protected by a veil of aecrecy which acta as a shield against possible harm for those who do not find it convenient to openly express their convictions. It is no doubt true, however, that a great majority of American citizens have lined up with one or the other of the great political parties and do not care who knows how they vote, save in the matter ol scratches. Members of the minor parties are in the habit of heralding their convictions from the housetops and do not need the Australian ballot. Nevertheless, the system works well and will undoubtedly be retained for all time to . , come. , The, campaign has been bitterly fought throughout the - country, and Utah 'is no exception to the rule. A forecast of the outcome is impossible on the eve of election. No ono expects a landslide for either Republicans or Democrats like the upheaval of 1912 or the avalanche of two years ago, for political opinion is not so this year as to make such a thing possible. Ptill, there may be some surprises. Weak men may be elected and strong men defeated. One can never tell natil the Votes are counted, Our advice to the citizens of Balt Lake and Utah ia to go to the polls and vote for tho best interests of the city, state and nation, not forgetting to register disapproval of the scheme to increase taxes. onc-eide- d - THE HAWAIIAN HULA. w The kind of hula thats being danced nowadays makes the living Hawaiian sick at beart and causes the dead Hawaiian. to tura over in their graves. The modern hula, danced by girls l who have no notion as to where Hawaii is, and dont care to learn, ia called a libel on the original dance, and so indignant have real Hawaiian become about it that they are holding public meetings in Honolulu to see what can 1 be done about it, Recently the Hawaiian Civic dub of Honolulu, an organisation composed of Hawaiian and part Hawa-ians- , adopted a set of resolutions, as. follows: Whereas, The subject of the hula s a tourist asset is now under public discussion in Honolulu; and, Whereas, This is a subject vitally affecting the reputation and good name of Hawaii, more particularly still of the Hawaiian women;, be it Resolved, by the Hawaiian Civic club, an organization of native Hawaiian, in regular meeting duly as. . sembled: That we hereby denounce the exhibitions now being given in Hawaii and on the mainland under the name of ancient Hawaiian - hula, in costumes alleged to be typit-allHawaiian,' as being indecent parodies, neither the vulgar and suggestive dance ntfr the costume being representative of ancient Hawaii. They are attempts to exploit Hawaii and the Hawaiian for purely mercenary purposes. 1 In support of the stand taken by the Otvin club, the .Daughters and Sons of Hawaiian warriors, one of the most influential of the island societies, adopted similar resolutions.. Judge William H. Hocn, city and county attorney of Honolulu, sums up tho situation aimed at by the resoluWe ail know this tion by saying: refer-t- o resolution dqes-nthe hula as danced in Hawaiian homes or in public oa special occasion. It condemns the vulgar and suggestive hula that baa become a form of commercialized entertainment back ia the states and here ia Hawaii for tho tour- et .1 f0 e -- BY 4d 11 - Ho!-4'm iilTES. STOIlM; TWIN COTVTV No Repetitions for Hubby. A few months ago an Illustrated paper published aEnglish joke whied me struck as having merit. When I reit in company, a gentleman peated ho is supposed to know nearly ail the Jokee ia the world told me that in slightly different guise the tame wheeze wa current oa the J'sciflc count twenty years ago. Us may or may sot have been wrong. In any event, J like the British version. A couple from the country hxvel come up to London for n weeks vis.L They have seats in the first gallery for a per formance of a society drama. To them the play proves exceedingly tiresome. In one of tbe intervale the husband, stifling a yawn, turns to his deeply bored wife: "What comes next? he asks. Bhe consults the program. "It says re, 'Act four, pirns as Act one.' Ow!" hs exolaima, "lets op It. I . couldn't sit through aU ths hawfuj plenty. Ts feign an overweening love, he walks the public streets with arms around potential voters. When the purity equad waits on him with Its fads, he speaks in tongues, when declaring his poeUion en vital questions, boldly holding out that he ts lOd per eent for the people, and sets up ths lemonade. When the elamorera for epigastric liberty call on him, hs again speaks In tongues, publishing that he is U0 per eent for the people, and uncorks s bottle of prewar rye. When As sees the women voting for the man and net fur the party, he kisses tbe babes and feeds the mothers taffy. He is a master and he spreads ths fertilizer. His enemies call out his pedigree and doings. Re learns new things about himself, and can junk his diary. He must be present at ths doings, and must forego ths exquisite pleasure of ministering to his vastly rich uncle, Blm, in his last sickness but can donate an ocean joyride to Auotraiia for Min and Chester, in his stead, te keep his faee good for a legacy in his uncles wilt. He can kill two birds at one shot. But Uncle Bun is pulling through, snd has donated a mite to help grease his oommlttee. He will be grateful for votes, and win do as he is told by his committee. When he avoids Scylia and Charybdia, hi typewriter will frank us seeds, some of which may grow He Will get Min, his bobbed-ha- ir flapper, and Henrietta Zander, his to take their places, for step aunt-to-bwhich they are famously fitted, aa queens of Washington society. His conscience will never hurt him. because he will sever foresee the consequences of his legislative either for the fellows who do not vote for him, or for tle great mass of the . mutts who do. Congress cannot spars' his magnetic needs and him to keep it on presence, the Joke map tor the diversion of the nation. Lend a helping hand to hl laudable alms. bard- - Tor Instance, a 13 would be allowed handicap man stroke and would thus hays a Stroks on each of ths t hales rated ths most difficult of ths it, and eould win each or any ope of those boles by soorjpg par thereon, -- soft-soap- er e, mesa,--again- (Copyright. 1JJ2. by the McNaugbt Syndicate, Inc.) rated es the. a, , In selling a farm, 4s tba growing crops gs wkh ths land? A. H. 8. A. When land ts sold ths growing crops pass by deed ts ths purchaser, un less expressly reserved under agreement at ths time of ths sale. In ease of a sate, ungarnsred mortgage foreclosure crops pass te ths purchaser of ths land, but those harvested before the sals is confirmed do not. When were safety rasore InventA A. The earliest razor of fhlg kind is said to have been made by Michael Hunter sf Sheffield, England, about 1875. It was merely an ordinary razor with ed Q. O. T. ... What writer compared Rfe ts a gams of chess? R. It. 1C A. The only quotation ws can find of the character described Is from Huxley, who said, Life Is a gams Infinitely mors eompUeated than chess and the' player on the other side Is hidden from us. Ws know that his plays are always fair, who plays just and patient. To the man well ths highest stakes are paid with that sort of overflowing generosity with which the strong show delight in strength. Q. Was ths lata Senator Mart Hanna prominent in polities before ths McKinley campaign of 1898??. W. , A. Hanna waa astlve In politics from 1880, when be organised a business men Q. political club In Cleveland. In 1884 na-he waa a delegate to the Republican tional convention Snd In 1888 waa the manager of John Sherman as a candidate Answers, to Questions. for the presidential nomination. His national reputation may be said to date (Any reader can ret the answer to any from the campaign of 1898, when, after f McKinley, he InforTribune securing the nomination question by writing The mation Bureau, Frederic J. Haskln, Di- became chairman of the Republican na- ' rector, Washington, D. C. This offer ap- tional committee. Tbs buplies strictly to information. reau cannot give advice on legal, medical and financial matters. It doea not AND attempt te settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake exhaustive research on any By BERT MOSES subject. Write your question plainly and briefly. Give full name and address and Inclose two cents in stamps for return Ths way to ditch a proto! em Is to refer postage. Ail replies are sent direct to it ts committee ths Inquirer.) Pigeonholes were nut Into desks to procrastination. Q. Where was the first real telephone exchange installed? H. S. K. Our reputations would all suffer If evA. The first commercial exchange in ths United States was established la New erything was known about us. Haven on January 38, 1871. Th reason there Is sc much lawlessness is bs cause thera are so many laws. I Q. How many people will the. theaters of New York Seat? H. O. Fashion has just about removed everyA. It is estimated that ths seating rathing that gives imagination something pacity of New York theaters Is tM.OOO. to do. , s t cheese mads? when Q. How is Roquefort to en ths way prosperity Tea art Q. I,. F- you get more Joy out of putting a dollar s, A, It Is mads at Roquefort, in in the bank than you get In spending it X France, from the milk of owes M hen sufficiently dried and compacted, He Heck says: "Thieves take from the cheeses are placed in a recess in a you whes you ain't lookin', whil deadcavern of which in llmestock rock, deep da It right in front o your eysa.' the temperature is always about 40 de- heads grees Fahrenheit. While In ths cave Premier Syndicate they are salted and the mold ia scraped (Copyright, 132, by Inc.) from them from time to time. During this period of forty days ths color FRESH PAINT. changes, ranging from white through blue to reddish color, when the cheese Is Mrs. Bank Horrors! WhHe your sister' was sleeping ths baby licked sll the ready for use. t fif,w Banks What, off ths chair? Q. Do heaver eat fth? G. 8 F. No, off your ulster. Mrs. Bank A. They do not eat fish. They Hve on bark, illy roots, green vegetables, berries and leaves. a t DIDNT GET THE IDEA. Q. Are full handicaps allowed in the Suitor Mr. Simpkins, I hav courted competitions in golf? your daughter .for fifteen year L O. C. Mr. 8. Well, what do you want? A. As a general practice In handieanl Fultor To marry her. matches turalnst par, the players are gj-- 1 WelL Im hanged! t thought Mr. a lowed of their handicap, I you wanted a pension or something. 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