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Show a Frenchman proposes Ifl'for the girl he thinks he might tUtove, the first question Is: 4fl, Josenh that, ons by value achia, and h: flat ter. with fhe boti Jemona a bln Poata SuPPort 8 a acre-hee- ad at Plata, umber 1 re halJ 8 knob there things against rfrstood that sowing wild category Ler8casePartof ofa the possible dia b, ProJectii r Are Wjjj the at the church door, ifftirnisb one's certificate of birth 15 1 most innocent requirement of lf!i marriages; yet young men on them-rll- a of wedding have shot dread of a discovery its scru-ous- t lead to. Acknowledged Ir burns upon its surface the will never let bygones be I8. Then, as the birth certifl-- a direct clue to the fathers . dossier, the errors of two gre at the disposal of those fan show a right to know them, such a right, girls parents have re-ng man cannot, dare not, In the social and investigation. French finistratlve arms of the of one's errors pertinent, the details minuteness writ out with such celebre a wit-o-f In a recent cause importance was confronted when he was 18 he lltl proofs that that he d bis college books; he was 23; when Led a fare cf e ow (5 money for his morning the at age of 25, and that at 26 gam-din- g gambled in a tripot (purely I endeavoring to fathom the Impression he has made. It is admitted that mothers not to Instruct their daughters ought previously for this encounter. For if the girl has been catechised beforehand she will be so filled with' hension as to risk losing gracetfppre. and naturalness. So she may not have sufficient to observe if the young man be pleasing to her or thq. contrary. She ought not to know the object of his coming to the box, because, if she fails to please, it is distressing Ka.tc MexMlTr s o He wondered youth, How love would com day Rose-crowne- atar-eye- truth; ob-- a i - and fair half-fille- in Med the purple rim Across the golden afternoon Wah.tee.r,he.!h?ul,d ,?mile alone for him their lullaby would croon! And so he dreamed! talked TeiYLth olller B!rls uPon tbe stairs, ith one he danced; with one he walked: Rut never blundered in loves snare thought hed strayed Into the net 1 nat bound his life's unspoken a ish One lucky day when first he met A girl who owned a chafing dish! She was a serious meld who had , Ambitions line ideals Iler eyes upon the stars;grand, her fad To live for Art alone! She planned A great career the goal In sight; to call he came w nile aernoon8 he put on an white And dallied with the apron chafers flame! frizzled eg'ga and oysters creamed Placd cups of china blue With touch artistic while they dreamed t)f all their noble aims come true; They never talked of lovo-b- ut things thutmJYes in these affairs; day she deviled wings And so love found turkey them unawares! -- New York Times, How Thompson's Watch Cost , Him a Wife, BY WILLIAM BLOSS. (Copyright, 1902, by Dally Story Pub. Co.) Gentlemen of the class said nowadays, our host, Thompson, dogmatically, pausing to light a second cigarette. James, since Captain Barry wishes to be exact, you may look at the library clock and ,tell- - him what time it is." It is striking eight o'clock, sir, replied James, respectfully, as he quietly filled the Captain's glass. There was a snug party of six lounging over their wine and tobacco after dining regally at Thompsons bachelor board. Barry had to catch a train for St. Paul at 9 p. m. He wanted to stay just as long as possible before summoning a cab to take him to tbe depot, and upon consulting his watch for. the hour had been seized by forebodings as to the accuracy of the hands. His inquiry as to the right time had led to the hosts remark. Barry flushed a little as It fell. The assertion seemed to his mind supercilious and barbarously Barry himself was a man of the people, and was proud of it So, too, was Thompson, or had been, once. What do you mean by gentlemen d of the leisure class, 70U he half in anger. demanded, fraud, Do you mean to say I am no gentleman because I carry a watch and like to know what time it is when I have a train to make? "Certainly not, replied Thompson, Of course not. You with placidity. are a gentleman because you are a man of education, Intelligence, goodbreeding and some ancestry mollified the Huh! grunted Barry, What then? "But you are not, continued the host, a gentleman of the leisure class, because you busy yourself with your commercial affairs and even at your age continue At my age! Im full five years younger than you are. Thompson waved the interruption I was going to aside as irrelevant. say that If yOu quit business and be' came a loafer As you have. Yes, as I have, then you might account yourself a gentleman of the leisure class. When I was a young person, continued Thompson, just beginning life on the Board cf Trade, after leaving Ann Arbor, my Uncle Jackson Thompson, who had sent me to school and had In fact reared me from boyhood as his own son, with much ceremony one day presented me with a timepiece known as the family clock, and told me, with moist eyes, to cherish It as the apple of my eye; always to be as exact and reliable, as true to duty, as honest, as industrious, as It was Itself. Tom, said he, You know how much we Thompsons think of this watch. It belonged to your great grandfather. He bought It in Liverpool before the revolution, and it has been in the family and running, too most of the time, ever since. Take It, my hoy, and remember to live up to its principles. -Method of Inducing Sleep. I was much affected, naturally, for Dr. Steiner observed in Java a I knew Uncle Jackson regarded that method employed to Induce sleep. It watch as his chlefest treasure. I made consists in compressing the carotid arteries. The operator sits on the whose ground behind the patient, neck he seizes with both hands. The index and middle fingers are then pushed forward into the carotids, the which are compressed toward Is absolutely method The spine. obharmless, anaesthesia is rapidly The Opera Comlque Has Been Used tained, and the patient wakes promptof nausea or Long for This Purpose, ly, with no symptoms best frock malaise. on some friend coats, call the family of the girl In question. The Queer Farm in New York. New over proposed match is talked nd a rendezvous The queerest farm In greater is made to hear this friend's located on the ends of the Is report on how the family of York on tbe girl receive long pier In the Harlem river, the proposition. Madison the of draw It Is at some dance or the which big redinner or ception that the young folks are at avenue bridge swings. The bridge the broken last confronted with each other. Falli- tender has covered up ng such facilities the Opera Comique stone fiUing of the pier with fine loam has been on either shore, and immemorially for this pur-PS- from the fields of a by Parisian families of the has growing there as fine croptomaand Kiddle classes. LiKe potatoes peas, beans, Eurcorn, most can opean playhouses, all Its parquet toes' as any farm In the state and on his farm day circle and its works He show. cut Into up galleries are plunged Into tho jittle boxes. Each of them has been night, at every possible opportunity. The watch scene of many a decisive meet-inChicago river, of good bePreserving Relics. of til sorts of protestations The mother g A recent experience of a party solicitude for the careful has her daughter and havior care which by her in the box which she has collegians illustrates the ancient horologue. Uncle Jackson in the mtaken. Between curators exercisg. the second present and the first went back to his Mlchlgan tarThe acts the of Stcnehenge. the young man is brought to preservation and I went to work among bem by the were told that the taking of and bulla here In Chicago, on the old common friend, osten-bl- y was prostones to pay an offhand visit and in provisions near the board. be?mre about their -hibited for this reason. It was health. The watch, as you remembered, stay They of v fragments enormous bull a eye, minutes, speaking of the play, lieved that the presance whose Carroll, was an a rodents, But the attract would food of weather, and the Parisian reason , and weighed half pound, easy. be a menown mer, and then retire. possible burrowing would stones. I wore it, and laid aside my of the used to When they have gone the mother ace to the stability modern timepiece. The boys deal. 8ught to make some tentative remark ? laugh at it a good of the world Is an 0 the girl on the me what time it maker The of asking mans habit looks, the young ana ositlon, fortune, manners and so on, artist, not ao artisan. Just to see me lug It out, dont carry watches, leisure un-- f f to him some VWVAAAVSAVWV I had been selected to decide disputes as to the exact hour and second, and all that sort of nuisance, you know. But I didnt much care. Uncle Jackson could have any old thing he wanted from me then. He was getting old and he had a bushel of deeds to good Michigan land. One Saturday afternoon, hurrying on to the boat, going over to visit Uncle Jackson, I took out my match to see if I had time to run back upon some trifling errand I had forgotten. The ancient chain parted a link, the watch rolled from my band, fell upon the gangplank, quivered there an Instant, and then plunged with a malicious plunk and gurgle Into the Chicago river. I came near to diving after It, as It vent down, so great was my con to pretend that g. sit-tlu- was, EAT. Suggestions Made In Good Faith Did Not Improve Matters. Heard a good story on an eastern minister. He is a vegetarian of the strictest order, and In the course of his pastoral career he was Invited out to a Sunday dinner by one of the sisters of his flock, whose, name for the nonce shall be Brown. Old man Brown didnt go to church that morning. His wife told him to expect her to bring home company to dine, and he, .with the aid of the cook, laid the foundation for a superb repast. Mrs. Brown came home, but all the company she brought was the minister. They were seated at the table when this sort of conversation ensued: Mr. Jones. meaning the minister, what part of the chicken do you like best? Really, Mr. Brown, I dont care about any chicken. Well, here Is some extra fine roast beef; try some of this. Excuse me, Mr. Brown, I will forego the beef. I have some tender lamb down here, how will that suit? I never eat lamb. Well, now, I know you cant refuse this boiled ham. Pardon me, but ham I never touch. During all this time Browns father, an old sinner, had been seated near him, watching operations and, standing it as long as he could, squeaked out in a piping. voice: John, maybe the damn fool will suck a raw egg. The enjoyment of that dinner was spoiled. gray-haire- gray-haire- 6 d WHAT HE MIGHT rABt The Young Folks Are at Last Confronted with East Other, to be told so. She would be humilited do ated and lose confidence the next e top bf' time. club). sws the: French The common friends meet again, in got you must know that the requli out of a their frock coats, to let each Utlers inquisitiveness grows Plate other n know what the effects have been. If, absolutely (the Juice 6tg to bis daughter and the to the fathers as happens very rarely, the girl has daugh? forth! failed to please on close inspection, nothing will be said. The two friends simply talk about the weather. But If It oe the youth who has been found lVe been o aunV lacking, (he truth is declared, and his friend breaks It to him later. Someter ha! times, and there are those who denine of clare It should be always practiced, a tog Juu! se dates! girl favorably enough impressed demands nevertheless to see more of two the youth before she gives her word. earth's! one' him. Then it will be arranged that she That He Should shall meet him often, but not IntiCood Taste Demands twenty Not Show Himself Conscious tf tl mately. That He Is Being Studied, On hl3 side, , good taste demands 'un than that he should not show himself conAmerica. In France the averteu-- of 'pee rher Is se marriageable girl says to her scious of the fact that he is being n studied. He goes through his paces, lather: social. Intellectual and physical, as 1 about 1 have always been obedient; if he did not dream of her inspection. have a lave effaced myself; 1 am entitled to les. At The next step is 'the proposal. Find one for me!" a husband. The father of the aspirant,, his for These extraordinary details of French brother or his uncle does it for him. third marriage law ought to be known to m the of other countries when the girls young Frenchmen court them. (g) Up to the age of 25 years finished, i. e., until he has reached his to have 26th year, no young Frenchman - can clothei I become a husband without furnishing harsb to the civil functionary, who alone b rough can marry him, the written act. of te gar-- j consent of his father and mother. In be tub rasa of dispute, the fathers consent la sufficient; but not so the al, to motesrs, In an whose sole consent is good, however, when she is a widow. in den When both aft to parents are deceased, the man must have the consent of his grandfather larga or grandmother in the same way, lackid, lull the ng whom the duty of consenting falls upon the family council composed of bis nearest relatives. It is a subtle law. Three times, at His Father Takes a Bath, then Goes to intervals of a month, a whole machinegee a Friend of the Girls Family. ry of stamped paper and its legal The girl's father or her other legal service must be set in motion. This guardian should give him an Immegives parents four months more time. At this interview diate response. If they choose to dodge the service, questions of fortune and the like are as the widow of a millionaire distiller did for eighteen months on board discussed In more detail; and notes of them are made to form the basis her yacht not long ago, the balked of tbe marriage contract young folks have nothing to do but he has been accepted, Immediately patiently pursue their rights through must get Into Frenchman the young the swamp of procedure, as they his dress suit and call on his future say In the Salle des Pas Perdus the moter-in-laHe ought to thank her Hall of Lost Footsteps of the Palace warmly, but without exaggeration. Aes of Justice. Th;n he may ask to see the girl. the When a young Frenchman, therefbe ore, sees a girl well suited to him, iat- Art Relics to Order. be does not go to her I and say: ubIn Rome and Naples there are faclove you." me tories In which ancient art relics (a) It would be dishonorable. ub- are made to order. Statuettes of (b) It would make her faint; and He (c) would not get the chance Aphrodite in bronze' are manufacto try it. tured there by the gross, and reInstead, he goes and tells his cently several worthless objects were mother. palmed off on unsuspecting tourists His mother tells his father. as being priceless relics which were Macedonia. Ono facHis father goes to see his brother, unearthed in in selling an succeeded even or his business tory partner, or a friend. to the murelic curious Then both of unusually them, wearing their seum at Athens. Unfortunately for manufacturers, the unscrupulous when the experts examined it they at once discovered that it was bogus, and notified the Italian authorities. Mer-b- d hl!n2 ,n band, along the way her to f J this neat sum by the excision of a cipher. Th will then gave me 5,000 Instead cl 50,000. The 45,000 bite thus taken from my plum was given to Ethel, on condition that she marry my cousin Charlie, whom I hated with true coua Inly rancor. Uncle Jackson calmly signed the altered will; then h( turned his face to the wall and quietly departed for a better world. The story-telle- r ceased, and once more raised his glass with a gesture of invitation. What in the world do you suppose became of the old watch, anyway T demanded Cusack, who possessed an Inquisitive mind. Huh! answered Thompson. When I got home again a saloon-keepe- . sent me word he had my watch In his safe, watting for me. He had taken It away from me one night in fear I would lose It while on that costly spree. He knew its story and wanted to protect me. And then? Then? As soon as I got my handt on it again I walked deliberately to the Wells street bridge, and a second time consigned It to the Chicago river. Its there yet, I hope. a hove 'AMBV3I-- All Power in the Hands of the Parents. French Law Places he nected the cutting down of d Cereal in Kansas. Case Broderick of Holton, who owns an 800 acre farm in Jackson county, experimented this year with emmer (speltz), the new cereal of Kansas. He planted thirty-threacres of it. He has just threshed the crop. The output averaged thirty-two bushels to the acre. ThG grain had tbe appearance of barley, and is said to make a better feed for stock than oats, weighing about forty pounds to the bushel. The straw was heavy and will make better feed than oat or wheat straw, and is prolific in This grain, which is of quantity. Russian extraction, was first sown in tbe United States by Russian residents of South Dakota. Many farmers who have been watching its growth are pleased with the new feed. It stood the cold weather of spring remarkably well. Oats grown in the same vicinity "lodged considerably, but emmer held its own, despite wind, and did not rust. Kansas City Journal. A New Have you brought the watch? gasped sternly, sternation, but finally was content to hire two river roustabouts to try to recover it, with the promise of a big reward. Then tbe boat cast off her lines, and I started for the lions mouth, wondering what kind of a lie would go down with Uncle Jackson. He always wanted to see the old watch, about the first thing, when I went over to visit him on Sunday. "After deep thought I concluded to say it was in a jewelers hands for repairs, trusting that my amateur divers would recover It foi me by the time I returned. Perhaps I faltered a little in detail when I told him this tale. He was very Inquisitive about it, and it seemed to me unduly suspicious. Nevertheless, he affected to believe me, and at last I breathed freely; then he confounded me again by announcing' a desire to return with me on Monday morning to Chicago. As the boat landed my divers met me gleefully at the wharf, watch In hand, claiming their reward. They had recovered the old turnip at the first effort, I learned afterwards, but they prated much of their desperate search in the dirty river, and insisted upon receiving the promised 50. I was caught so to speak. Uncle Jackson took in the situation at a single look. He was very grave. "I could have excused your heedlessness, Tom, he said, but I hate to have you He to me. Dont do It again, my son. Remember the ,old watch. It never told a lie in all its life. He went home that very afternoon, wearing a severe countenance. I was full of gloom. All my worldly prospects hung upon Uncle Jacksons good will. That night, out of the pure perversity which makes a man do the wrong thing when ho should be pursuing only tbe right one, I began a wild spree, the first and last one of my life. It lasted a whole week. When it was over my watch had disappeared and I had no knowledge of its whereabouts. At my lodgings, when I returned, I found a telegram, two days old, from Uncle Jackson, summoning me to Michigan. It was brief, but pointed: Am taken with pneumonia. Come at once. Bring the watcu. Now wouldnt that have given you a chill? There was another communication as well. It was from EtheL Ethel was the girl I was going to marry.- She said she had become acquainted witn my reckless conduct, that she perceived my indifference, and that our engagement, sir, was at an end forever. You can Imagine I was sufficiently dispirited, as I hurried with my aching head and wretched, debtle body to take a Michigan Central train for the other side of the lake. I found Uncle Jackson wun the fingers of death at his throat, but his mind was clear enough. Have you brought the watch T he gasped, sternly, as I bent to embrace bim. I was about to murmur some maudlin excuses, but be checked me sharply. His lawyer was present They were awaiting me, it seemed. My uncle called for his will. Under It was a clause leaving me 50 000 of his modest fortune. He grimly u-sufficiently - To Bashful Lovers. He sat with his head bowed, and a sad, look In his eyes. Whats the matter, old man? his friend asked. He sighed, pulled a little slip of paper from his pocket, and answered I saw this ad. In one of the weekly papers. Read It. How to Win the Girl You Love. Full directions furnished In plain, sealed envelope. Send one shilling postal order, or thirteen stamps. Address Well, did you send for the formula? Get Yes; heres the answer: million dollars, and let her look at it. Then he heaved another sad sigh, and his head dropped forward again. far-awa- y Older Than His Father. Observing the unmistakable Erin brogue of one of the Central Park attendants, a visitor who .was strolling through the park remarked to him You come from the old country, dont you? An shure 01 do. Have you been long out? O, bedad, If Oid lived In the ould counthry as long as Oive lived In New York Ol guess Old b th owldest man In the city. Youre a pretty old man, then? Om oulder than me fayther bless his sowl If he lived till nixt October hed be did this twlnty years." New York Times. Natural Mistake. In a city not subject to earthquakes there lived a family who had one of those domestics of the break every sort. Recently the town experienced a slight shock. Pictures were thrown down, crockery and furniture rattled about In the midst of the tumult the mistress went to the head of the stairs and called out in a would-b- e patient tone: Mary Ann, what are you doing now? A thlng-they-touc- h With the Law. M. Baron, the French accepted a railroad pass, and as the French law requires that all such billets shall have a picture of the holder upon it Mr. Baron had himself photo graphed as Mephistophelean In this character he la ..better known than as a private individual, and both the railway and tbe government officials are content to regard the ww as fully complied with. Complied actor,-recentl- y FOLLY AS IT FLIES JESTS AND JIBES AT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. Revenge! Revenge! But I will have revenge! exclalle-ethe precocious young girl How will you get it?" asked her chum. 'Do you notice how shea growing?" d -- Mr. Younghusband Sura Her Cook- Yes. She'll be tall and stately, will tho ing Was Not to Blame Wat Anxious to Assure the Bear it Was a not?" , Yes. Case of Mistaken Identity. Well, I'll start In now to fatten the nickname Dot on her and then The Principle Applied. what a burlesque she will aetm to The reason why I quit shaving, be! I said Rivers, was that figured up one day the amount of time it took. Valor. used to spend a little over fifteen Mr. Popping Be mine, I beg shavminutes every day of my life you. No! do not answer hastily. ing myself. I found that this used up Ponder well and see If you cannot ten or twelve working days every love me. Oh. if I might only, aa a year, and I decided I simply couldn't knight of old, pertonn some deed of afTord the time. valor for you, and you Well," responded Brooks, Miss Willing So, you may, as 1 spend at least half an hour three was about to tell you, you may speak times a day eating your meals. That to papa. makes ten and a half hours a week. There are fifty-twweeks In a year. Not In the Business. isTen and a half times fifty-twlet me Bee Is 546. Allowing eight hours to a working day you spend sixty-eigh- t days or over two months, every year at your meals. Why dont you quit eating? -- -- o o Overlooked Agents. least,' said his friend, seeking to soothe the melancholy of his de-- . dining years, "you have the consolation of knowing that all the world admires your great work. O, does it! exclaimed the aged a mirthless with lexicographer, Who ever says a good word laugh. for a dictionary? Nobody ever mentions it but to find some fault with the-Boo- At I beg your pardon, Mr. Bear, bat Im not the dentist. x 1L Tutcher A College Yell. Mr. Brown There goes that college .yell again- I do wish those boys would make their noise a little far- ther away from this house. Why, John, what are talking about? That isn't a colyell. It Is neighbor Jones dog. family have gone away and left alone In the bouse. Mr. Brown Ah, Indeed? But It certainly sounds just like a college yell. Mrs. Brown you lege The him Just a Bill. havent a You $5 bin about you, have you? Klutcher Yes, I have. How did you guess it? Tutcher I ju3t thought yoa might have. Klutcher I just got it this mornJ. Klutcher to A. ing. Here it is. Taylor, Dr., to trousers, $5. What Wat He? Augustus (no longer the young) Well, theres one comfort; they say at forty a man la either a fool or a physician. Not Thia Winter. Angelina (nearly swallowing a Mrs. Billus was dissatisfied with And are you a physician yawn) the new addition to the house. then? ? You said you were going to have No. Augustus she a grate put in this room, John, Oh! Angelina complained, and it Isnt here. Cant we afford it? Hit Brutal Wit Yes, he said, we can afford the He has a good ear for music, demt grate easily enough, Marla, but whats you think? remarked the woman the use of putting it in? We cant with aspirations. operatic afford to use it. I doubt It returned her brutal husband. All Kinds of One. Why? How do you like that mince pie, He listened to you for thirty mla Mr. McGinnis? asked the landlady. utes without making a protest anThis mince pie, Mrs. Irons, is a swered the bead boarder, Had to Give It Up. dream. Gibbs Its no use arguing, ay And afterward, when he had retirI am going to give up our pew ed and gone to sleep, he found it was. dear, in church. I can't stand that new preacher any longer. Wont Say Dinner. Wife But, John I Mrs. de heard Ding Styles just Gibbs But nothing, Maria. I have itimpossible to not say that she found slept a wink for the last threo introduce her husband into polite ..unday mornings. society. Dong For what reason? No Precedent She couldnt teach him to Ding school teacher Why, Willie Sunday for say dinner supper. Wilson! Fighting again? Didnt last Sunday's lesson teach you that when Bad Enough As It Was. are struck on one cheek you you d said the Young man, to turn the other to the striker? ought gentleman of somber mien, do you Willie Yesm; but he hit me o know that you are hurrying on to the nose, an' Ive only got one. destruction? I do, sir, admitted the youth; for Waste of Material. even then he was hurrying to the over a job He (chuckling room.quick lunch Maria,. I kettle mending) was a good mechanic there Equally Surprised. when I went into the law business." Wealthy American Father-In-LawI dont know about that, His Wife find, count, you did not tell me the but you spoiled a good bachelor when full extent of your debts. you got married." Count Boylou de Bakkovisnek-Anyou did not tell me, sare, ze full Couldnt Hit to Dent. extent of mademoiselles tempare. I understand you were at the prise figin last night. Im surprised to hear The One Exception. of your at ter ding such a disgraceful fine around some views are There affair. here. It was disgraceful, eur aportboy Yes, Indeed; and the hotelkeeper neither one of those Why, enough. for doesnt charge you anything hard enough to dent could hit dubs photographing them. butter. The Young Wifes Cooking. black-clothe- - -I A Monopoly. A lady once asked a little girl five if she had any brothers. Yes, said the child, I have three brothers. And how many sisters, my dear! asked the lady. Just one sister, and Im it, replied the girt. Means of 8upport I'm opposed to your marrying that Hell said her father. youngster, He'e never amount to anything. " weak-knee- d On, papa," the plump young w man interrupted, "you really have as idea how strong his knees are. Wife It couldnt be the salad. George. Id taken great pains with It! Husband Possibly, dear, and Ive taken great pains from it! Wat Poor. I could have married either Whip per or Snapper If Id wanted to, and both of those men whom I refused have since got rich, while you are still as poor as a church mouse. He Of course. Ive been supporting you all these years. They have Why He not High Notes. Musician "Words and Amateur music are both your own, are they Its a beautiful melody. Youll make a lot of money out of it, I hope. Composer Weill I will not deny that I have been building some castles In the air. Traces of Poetry. , Pshaw! he said after having read It through the second time. I cant see any poetry in this. You cant!" she exclaimed In sui there there Why, look prise. adown and heres meseems. Difference in Minds, Well, can't you decide? It aev er taxes me more than a minute te make up my mind." Im not surprised, my dear. II shouldnt take anyone more thaa minute to make up your mind. - Doubled Her rortuno. She has just refused a man wor. a million." Ia It possible., Any rational e p.anation for' her act?" Oh, yes. She had just accepted another man worth two million. A Better Way. Call again. The Dunn Thaf what yon always say. The Debtor It would be ImpollU in me not to ask you to call agaln However, if it displeases you perhaps you'd better not call again. Call Again. "Behold! whispered the angel of 8olvlng the Problem. death in the ear of Mr. Slopay, who Kate They say be is made af lay breathing feebly, there is , 1 ' , , . money. debt that all nature must pay. J Celia That accounts for. ft AnAh! the sick man ipterrujrted, nie eaya She positively adores falogu call again on the 15th, won't you Boston Transcript. ... . |