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Show Y 'AL, JUDGES WIFE A 4, She Suffered for Years and Felt Her Case Was Hope less Cured by Peruna. Jr y g. 3 Mrs. Judge McAllister writes West 33rd St., Minneapolis, Minn., as follows: suffered for years with a pain In the small of my back and tight aide. It Interfered often with my domestic and social duties and I never aupposed that I would be cured, as the doctors medicine did not seem to help me any. Fortunately a member of our Or der advised me to try Peruna and gave It such high praise that I decided to try It. Although I started In with little faith, I felt so much better In a week that I felt encouraged. I took It faithfully for seven weeks and am happy Indeed to be able to say that I am entirely cured. Words fall to express my gratitude. Perfect health once more is the best thing I could wish for, and thanka to Peruna Minnie B. McAI enjoy that now, MRS JUDQD How Mothir-Lo- n Vu Boro. '.he great white God who loves us well. The dear white God who heeds our way. Down-looki- "And what is the name of it? ask- - ed the visitor. The United States of was the reply. of Indlmn. Poisoned Arrow It is a practice of savage tribes In Then spake the dear white God and most all parts of the world to put jald: Somewhat they need to make them poisen on the points of their spears strong And cheer the hearts whence hope hath and arrows, that they may be more fled. effective against their enemies, for a Till through lifes discord strikes her wound which under ordinary circum- ong." And straight He thought, and, thlnling, smiled. Of one rare gift to bless His child. Then from our God His gift was sent Ah, soul of mine, thou knowest well To fill the earth with full content And lighten haunts where shadows dwell ; To gladden those who weep, forlorn And so sweet mother-lov- e was born. Alfred J. Waterhouse, In Success. stance would heal quickly, if made with a poisoned implement will probably cause death. The poison Is generally obtained from a plant or tree, such as the deadly upas tree of Java. The American Indian has used the venom of snakes. WE TREAT AND CURE MEN PAY WHEN CURED eon-taxi- on semi-vacuu- DRS. SHORES & SHORES, LYON Expert Specialists, CLOCK, 56 W 2nd SALT LAKE CITY. So. St., Cuban feclioolhoasea At the beginning of the American occupation there was not to be found in the entire island of Cuba a single public building which had been constructed for or was being devoted to public school purposes, says Matthew E. Hanna in the June Atlantic. Every town of any importance contained a church and a jail, and hospitals and barracks were plentifully scattered all over the island. Public funds had been lavishly expended for this purpose, but not a penny had been devoted to the construction of public school buildings. Up to this date more than $100,000 have been expended for this object alone. and Stops theOffCoughCold Works the Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price Pimples, Blackheads, Red, Rough, Oily Skin Prevented by The Flylug Thimble. Have a thimble which easily fits your forefinger. Show the thimble on the forefinger of your right hand aad lay the finger with thimble on the palm of your left, which you than dose. Now withdraw the finger minus the thimble. The company will naturally Imagine that It is in the left hand, hut on opening it they are astonished to see it empty. The secret is that you do not plao the thimble in the left hand at all, but in the act of laying the forefinger of the right hand on the left your quickly bend the finger and leave the thimble secreted between the ball of your thumb and the root of the forefinger only placing the bare finger in the left. This you Instantly close, and then withdraw the forefinger. You can eventually produce the thimble from your pocket or show It again on the Up of the forefinger by a reverse movement 25c. How Geysers Work. By means of a model geyser an Inventor aims to show in a simple manner the exact way in which a real geyser works. The instrument is quite simple. A small aspirator, with a bent glass tube exit, acts as 'an intermittent siphon, 20 A WEEK AND EXPENSE and the water Is discharged into a to men with rig to introduce our Poultry goods, half-inciron pipe, the long horizontal bend st p. JavelleMfg Co., DeptD, Parsons, Kan. limb of which measures about 13 cenMere Honor. timeters. The glass siphon tube slips It is the nature of the human mind that through a rubber ring at the top of constant dwelling upon material grandeurs the pipe, though a cord would doubt induces a belief in the primacy of wealth, less serve the same purpose, and the and in the righteousness of means by which lower closed end of the tube Is heated wealth is gained. It was very recently by the equivalent of about four burnthat a statesman exclaimed, in hot elo- ers and should be placed as shown, as, steam would quence, and in response to one who urged if placed under the exit, the water and too fast : on are "You be Cuba to fair play dangerous generated the aspirground, sir; in your talk about mere honor, might be blown back into our business to ator. are repulikely forget your Water drips into the aspirator at tation Henry Loomis Nelson in the June Century. Fisc of Historical Interest. What remains of Fotheringay castle, where Mary Queen of Scots was beheaded, is to be protected by the Peterborough Archaeological Society, and left open to the public. h Millions of Piorea use Ctmctm 8oaf, assisted by CtmccaA Ointment, lor preserving, purifying, and beautifying the (kin, for cleansing the scalp of crusts, scales, and dandruff, and the stopping of falling hair, for softening, whitening, and Soothing red, rough, and sore hands, for baby rashes, itchlngs, and dialings, and for all the purposes of the toilet, bath, and monery. Millions of Women use Cun-Cux- a Soar In the form of baths for annoy- Ing irritations. Inflammations, and excoriations, or too free or offensive perspiration. In the form of washes for uleerative weaknesses, sad for many sanative purposes. Cwpiefi Treatment for Husars, $1. Comlstl ng of Ounce xa Soap (Ke. ),to clean ae the sUd of crusts and scales, aad soften the thickened cuticle; Cuticuea Ointment (SOct.lo Instantly allay Itching, Infltenmallon, and Irritation, and sooth aad aal; and CUTI-Oci- a RasoLVEirr Fills (Ke.), to cool and deans the blood. A Sihulb Set Is often sufficient to cur the t overeat ease. CunouMA Resolvmnt Film (Chocolate Coated) ere s new, tartelese. odourless, economical anbetitnt for the celebrated liquid Cctiocsa Resolvent, W doses, price, 25c. k Sort tknuqkrat the vwM. Mlfah Dvwti Be- - Loetn. Fraach Dca0l -- haiWrSeeee Ne S Faria lyrrin Du ass Cum. Cost, l. U.S.A assayBS 8 HOWARD E BURTON, CHE I T 111 Emit Fourth Street, LeodrUlo, Colo. Specimen prices: Gold, 60c; Gold A Silver, 75c; Gold, Silver A Lead, 1; Gold, Silver A Copper, $1 JO Mailing envelopes sent to any addreee. Laboratory cyan lde teata, 10 to 26 Ibe 95. RELIABLE ASSAYS. .79 Gold........ .....9 ,60 Gold and Silver iLaad 60 Gold. Silver and Copper 1.90 I PROMPT RETURNS ON MAIL SAMPLES. OGDEN ASSAY CO. Bast of McKlnlef. Mrs. Emma Cadwalader Guild has just completed a fine bust of the late President McKinley. It is pronounced one of the most life-lik-e productions yet seen. Flo at Diamond Capa Noma. Spread of Civilisation. and Eng dictionary has Just been completed. It is the work of Dr. Stom pie of New York, who worked on th Tagalog grammar before our war with Spain. The first Tagalog-Englls- h lish-Tagal- CLAIMANTS FOR write to NATHAN PPNSION IF wiu they BICKFORD, Washington, D. 9th N.H. Vole receive Cm quick replies. B. guff loth Corps. ProsecatluCltlffittlBCCl87$ FOR $1 $20 to $25 with!) week bov make ly say effort. Box 264, COLD SFKIN6, Naw York 1 SHY LIVE ILGtf? honorable vomnvtioTule mony, out photos for jna heart A Heed, Kanee dtp. When Answering Advertisements Mention This W. N.U.. Salt Lak-- Klndlu Papr. 24. 1002 No. Hall's Catarrh Core Is a constitutional cure." Price, 78a , DroadfoL Kwabantu Ekltabo Ekyokusaba Bona la the way the title of the book of common prayer reads in the language of Uganda. The Society for the Promotion of Christian Knowledge has just printed the translation. Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup.1 the cum, reduce la- For children teeth Id. oftenswrtmA COllfi. 25cafeOtUi ffillawffi MSI fl Albw Afrtcmltmrh The total number of farms In Alabama Is given at 223,220, of which 129,127 are operated by white farmers and 94,083 by colored farmers. In order to procure it he tied a small Method In Her Madness. piece of meat to the end of a stick and It was not one of those lovers quarthen went in search of a rattlesnake rels which are got up for tha sake oi or viper. Upon finding one, he Inthe sweets of making it up mjoying duced It to strike the meat as often as possible by getting it Into an angry igain, but a really, genuine affair In vhich both parties felt thoroughly mood. This was repeated with other iggrieved. They parted in anger and snakes until the meat was filled with text day the lady wrote him the folvenom. To poison the arrows the lowing note: points were jabbed several times Into Herewith I return all your presthe meat, after which a wound from with the exception of the diaents, one of them was as deadly as the bite mond ring, which I shall 1 3ep to of the snake itself. me of your meanness and horrid londuct! His First BostnMi Venture. A capitalist, who has made a fortune Perfectly Satisfied. funning into the millions, likes to tell Papa Is the teacher satisfied with a story of his first business venture and how he saddened the local grocer. you? Toby O, quite. At that time he was fond of frequentPapa Did he tell you so? a near his auction home, ing public Toby Yes. After a close examinaofwhere all sorts of bargains were tion he said to me the other day, If fered. all scholars were like you I One day, he says, I noticed sev- wouldmy shut up my r.chool this very eral boxes of soap of a certain brand That shows that I know which I had often been sent to buy at day! the corner grocery. I thought to my- enough. self, That will go cheap, so I ran to Daring th Railroad Salt. . the grocery and received a promise Your honor, said the lawyer, my from the man in charge to buy as much of the soap at a certain figure client demands $10,000 damages. For what? as I could supply. Of course, he nevFor loss of speech. er suspected that I could furnish any But I thought he merely had two of It. I returned to the auction room, fingers cut off. "Exactly, your honor! He Is a deaf and when the soap was put up I hid for it, with the result that it was mute! knocked down to me. My name was Lib Master, Llk Man. demanded, and when I gave It In a shrill voice, everybody laughed, for I "A mule, said Mr. Erastus Pinkley Was then only eleven years of age. is sho one er de meanes animals Amused as they were at the sale, dat walks on feeL the bystanders were amazed when Das so, answered Mr. Cassius bid for the whole lot of twenty-tw- o Colliflower; but when you considers boxes. I had them carried over to some o de human folks he has to the grocery, and received the price work foh, you cant blame de mule so agreed upon. The grocer wore a weary much. look when he heard how I had obtained the soap. He said: Plenty of Law. Well, I could have done that myThis seems to be & lawless town," self. remarked the stranger. echoed Rattlesnake Lawless, Honest In da try Did It. we hev lynch law, Pete. now, Wal,. Edwin Hawley came to New York an mob law, an civic law. No, pard-nethirty-fou- r years ago, a green country I wouldnt call this a lawless 17. He obtained a place as an town. boy of errand boy with the Erie Railroad Company at $4 a week, which decided Gv Themselves Away. his business for life. Through many She And am I really and truly the intermediate positions he came to be you ever kissed? general traffic manager of the South- first girl He Do you doubt it, darling? ern Pacific railroad, and the closest ofShe Yes, your manner savors of ficial to the late Collis P. Huntington. In that position he controlled most of long experience. He How do you know It does? the trade between New York and southern points. With his success in railroad lines came financial Interests Settling n Mooted Point, The Boston Globe has decided that so great that now he has resigned his official position to devote himself to "An infant in the cradle may be very rich and none the less innocent his own business. Mr. Hawley said This really ought to reconcile a "One does not have to be a great wit, or a great diplomat, or a great intelgreat many Infants to being born Just lectual genius to be successful. It as rich as possible. just requires a worker, fearless and Success. willing to take a few risks. Mony In Qalnln "Im surprised at his moving Swamphurst The place Is full Sailing Ship In Sties No sailing vessels have crossed the malaria. Thats just why he moved ther. canal since 1874 or 1875, except during war of Hes going to open a drug store. the time of the Turko-Russla1877-7At that time sailing vessels A Boelnbl lnn. arrived from Calcutta with Indian troops; but for the last ten years no sailing vessel has crossed the canaL The absence of sailing vessels In the canal Is explained by the difficulties of navigation in the Red Sea. The extraordinary number of sailing vessels lost In the Red Sea (which Is full of dangerous reefs and shoals) during the years 1872-7- 3 seems to have effectually discouraged further - r, n In Genuine diamonds, varying carat to a carat, weight from one-hal- f have been found In placer deposits on tributaries of Golovin bay, 40 miles east of Cape Nome. Miners found the diamonds while washing out gold. Alone among tbe June magazines the Review of Reviews gives a graphic and comprehensive account of the Martinique catastrophe, illustrated from the most recent island. photographs taken on the Mont Pelees eruptions are described from the scientist's point of view by Dr. W. J. McGee, of the Bureau of Ethnology at Washington. The Review has again distanced all its contemporaries, as it diadur ing the Spanish War, in the journalistic treatment of historic events. who are popularly supposed to revel In luxury." Here he picked up the stick with which he had been beating the parlor carpet and resumed operations, saying between strokes: Think of having to beat a million dollars worth of these Jadblamed carpets every spring! rnL Plsos Cora Is the best medicine we ever used for all affections of the throat and tangs. Wa. O. Ends LET, Vanburen, Ind., Feb. 10, 1900 sea-goin- g such a rate that in a few minutes a jet of steam about six feet high, and water about two feet high, appear with many appropriate gurglings. attempts. : A Filipino Colombo. Gen. Samuel B. M. Young, who has been named as president of the nejr war college established at Washington, has frequently amused his fellow officers with stories of the Filipinos. He found that tbe geographies used by native teachers In the schools were grotesquely misleading. Spain for example, was shown to include most of Europe. Children were taught that there were three continents Europe, Asia and Africa. To discover for himself what educational results had come of American occupancy, a friend of Gen. Young determined to visit a school room to see whether higher education had raised up any expansionists among the native pupils. When given an opportunity to question the children, Gen. Youngs friend asked in Spanish' if they knew how many continents there are on the globe. A score of little hands responded. The visitor called upon the nearest pupil. "How many continents are there? he inquired. . "There is only one continent," said the child. "Only one?" repeated the surprised visitor. Only one, persisted the boy, ser-mon- Blasting of Povarty. No, mused the poor husbandman. I do not envy the rich. I have no bitter feeling toward those who roll wealth. My soul harbors no thoughts of malice toward the men st A MONTH swearin' at that mule in Greek. Hit him a solid lick or two in plain The UtMt sod Brt Definition of s English! Sociable Mn Why On. Lit' I Boy Then, as he flailed his own mule, he muttered; Did Not Flh oa tbs Sabbath is so 'These college gradivates of Povarty. queer when they gits back to business! Atlanta Constitution. Troth WUl Oat. 1 was very School Teacher Sunday An Economical Pnnoa sorry to hear, Sandy, that you went Brer Williams, all thoo de winter cerlast should you Sunday; fishing season you wuz preachin red-ho- t a better set than that example tainly on hell fire, en now dat de Now, heres a little boy (turning to newcomer) who does not go fishing spring come you aint got a word ter the Lord's Day. Do you, little say 'bout hell fire. How come? "Brer Thomas, de wayfarln man, boy? do mighty foolish, mout er knowed Newcomer No, sir. Teacher Ah! I way dat wuz. In de winter season, Sunday School as much. One look In that Brer Thomas, coal wuz $6 a ton. thought Innocent face was convincing. And Proof Positive. why dont you go fishing on Sunday? Newcomer 'Cause there aint no lshing where I live. Bl-l- America,' And, Surprising Board Trick. Take a piece of thin board of soft llister. We would caution all people against In-liThe great popularity of Peruna as a vood, say pine, a foot and a half In accepting substitutes for Peruna. many peo- length and two Inches wide. Place It upon haring Peruna. There is no catarrh remedy has tempted A great many u;on an Ordinary kitchen table, allowother internal remedy for ca arrh that ple to imitate Peruna. catarrh remedies and catarrhal ing the end to protrude half its let gth will take the place of Peruna. Allow tonics are to be found in many drug- almost beyond the edge of the table. noone to persuade you to the contrary. Now place a newspaper upon the table If yon do not derive prompt and satisf- stores. These remedies can be procured much cheaper than Peactory results from the use of Peruna, by the druggistcan covering the board to tto edge, and only be obtained at snooth it out write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a runa. Peruna carefully, being sure can no and uniform and a case will he of statement druggist price, your full t'iat the paper is In perfect contact adcent a valuable his it to cheaper. get be pleased give you Thus it is that druggists are tempted with the board as well as with the vice gratis. to substitute the cheap imitations oi tuble. Then announce to the comof President Dr. ITartman, Address The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Peruna for Peruna It is done every pany assembled that, with no other day without a doubt. fdstening upon the board than the Ohio. sheet of newspaper, you propose to strike the end of the board hard enough to break it. or at least to tilt tlie table. It will appear Impossible. Every one will Imagine that the newsALL MEDICINES FREE paper will be torn in two as soon as the end of the board is struck, but FOB ALL CATARRHAL DISEASES. this will not occur. Strike It a smart sharp blow with the hand or an inCATARR.H and all diseases of the Lungs. Heart, Stomach, Liver, Kidneys, Bladder, strument, and the board will either Nerves, Skin, Brain and ail Chronic diseases of men, women and children, bteak off or tilt the table and remain OVHHi)M TREATMENT CVAES. Write for symptom list. Consultation FRLE. fast to it, just as if it had been nailed fa.st. The explanation is simple. DISORDERS OF We cure you first and then ask a REASONWhen a blow is struck there Is a tenIf vou 8uffr from snv of the weaknesses or disorders e uisPd hv ienoranc e excess or ABLE PEE when you are cured. You can dedency to tilt the end of the board upon YOU ARM THE EKY PERSON WE pend upon our word; any bank In Utah will WANT TO TALK TO the table, but the air having been have endorsed We have proved our skill In corins all endorse it; thousands of patients NOW WE WANT TO C URE YOU with pressed out from under the paper, a CHRONIC diseases bv publishing thousands of us. understanding that we will not dehas been created, and voluntarv testim ni ls of home people, giving the distinct mand a PEE until we cute vou. We cure LOST names, pictures and ad Iresses of air upon the outer the compression MANHOOD, Seminal Weakness SpermatorWE CANT PUBLISH OUR. S phtlis and all weaknesses rhoea. Gonorrhoea, holds the board fast. of side the paper CURLS IN PRIVATE DISEASES men We absolutely cure Varicocele or it of Because It would betray eonlldt nee Hence we don t cost you a penny. Consultation and have to prove our skill In this class of troubles advice PR EE, by letter or In person. CALL In another way. This is our plan: OR WRITE. , 9 a m. Office Hours tolp m. ; evenings 7 to 8, Sundays and Holidays, 10 to 12. - LITTLE JESTS THAT TEND 10 DRIVE AWAY DULL CARE. where his children dwell. Saw that their feet had gone astray; lo. their tears fell down like rain. from And souls were crushed by cruel psin. 1217 Of No Effect. HI, there, John! cried the old mu from across the field. -Well, what's the matter now?YouH never make no headway THE HUMOR OF LIFE. Marbles in Arabia. The boys of Arabia have a curious way of playing marbles. The marble la placed in ths hollow between the middle finger and the forefinger of the left hand, the hand being flat on the ground, and the fingers closed. Ths forefinger of the right hand Is then pressed firmly on the end joint of the middle finger, which pushes the middle finger suddenly aside, and the forefinger slips out with sufficient force to propel the shooter very accurately. Tb Small t Pony. There are pygmy horses we hear ol from travelers In the Pamirs, and there are very small ponies In Iceland and Shetland, but Prince Asha, a foal y of two Iceland ponies, recently exhibited at the Nouveau Cirque, Paris, and four years old, stands only twenty-si- x and a half inches. This measurement is considered the smallest in the world. Say It Qalakly, Ask a person, What kind of a noise aanoys an oyster? After the victim has given it up, he is told, A noisy noise annoys an oyster." Its funny when you say quick. Hiram Hayrick Are Hanks been to ther city? you sure Cissy Corntassel Wal, hes brought a gold brick home with him. A Pnt?ie Expert What a bulging forehead friend has? "Yes; hes a great genius at solving Gets more prizes than any puzzles. other man in the business." But I dont see how he can keep himself busy? Oh, when he isnt employed with the regular puzzles he tackles magazine poetry. Poor Man! On subjects culinary THUN5ER MOUNTAIN, A MINERAL IDAHO. TREASURE HOUSE. i Fortune tf Gold Ar lifting Found la tb Cent of th of Idaho. Thunder Mountain, the new Idaho gold field, Is the most promising min- t(t eral region in the United States. The richness of this country was not known until late ia the fall of 1901, after heavy snows had closed all avenues by which the region might be reached except upon scow shoes. Notwithstanding this fact, Cclonel W, H. Dewey of Idaho, and others who have had wide experience in mining, have expended vast sums in the purchase of undeveloped claims. The surface indications are marvelously rich. Three gold bearing ledges, from 100 to 300 feet, run through a mountain parallel to each other. In the Dewey mine, this vast deposit lias values running from $7 to $4,000 per ton, and the plates of the m 11 which runs on the ore have to be cleaned of their accretions of gold every six hours. In a few weeks two miners last Spring cleaned up $7,500 in placer gold, using a small cotton hose to wash the gravel, the water coming from a small reservoir on the mountain side. The mineral zone covers a large section of hitherto unexplored country, and la about 17.1 miles from a railroad. There are five routes leading to the Thunder Mountain country, viz: via Ketchum, Mackay, Boise and Weiser, Idaho, and Redrock,' Montana, all on the Oregon Short Line railway. A great rush to this mecca for miners is predicted, and On to Thunder Mountain will be as familiar as the old watchword, Pikes Peak or Bust, as soon as the snows disappear so that the camp may be reached with, supplies, which will probably be between May 15 and June 1. A scarcity of provisions at present keeps miners away, as flour at $50 per sack is cohsidered somewhat of a luxury even in this golden land. Surrounding Thunder Mountain is a large section of country adapted to agriculture and stock raising. D. E. Burley, general passenger agent of the Oregon Short Line railroad, at Salt Lake City, sent an expert to report upon that country, and will cheerfully give any information required as to the routes and general conditions in and around the great mining For magazines she writes; ' Advice to cookers many With pleasure she Indites. In fact, she 1b so busy These duties all to meet. Her husband seeks a restaurant To get enough to eat. 10-sta- amp. Effete Slang. The worst use of slang is not when it is fresh and piquant, but when It becames stale and passes into the regular vocabulary of the people, to Such the exclusion of good English. expressions as I can see his finish, when they are first uttered, are often The Reel Problem. used with considerable humorous efShe I found the sweetest little flat fect But the language Is Impoverish yesterday, and if we have to live in a ed and vulgarized by the habitual use flat after we are married I want it of turn down for reject, "call down" And it was only $2,500 a year. for a mild rebuke, roast for a severe He Yes, but After these expressions one, etc. She But what? have been used for a certain time they He My salary is $3,000. What shall ought to be taken out of circulation, we do with the other $500? along with the ragged banknotes. Fa Wo with Them. Do you think your father likes me, Mamie? "I am sure he does. "What makes you sure? "Because it was only yesterday he asked me when you and I were going to be married, as be wanted to live with us." No I mm ed lateness. He Do you believe in love In a cot , tage? She No, indeed I dont He How about love in a palace? She Oh George, this is so sudden! He Well, It wont be If weve goi to wait till I earn the palace. Smarl Set. Newspaper Circulation. Some 42,800 newspapers are pubThe United lished in the world. States comes first, and Is far in advance of all other countries, with 19, 760 papers. Great Britain ranks next, with 6,050. In Russia there are only 743 newspapers, or one to every 170,-00- 0 people. The Petit Journal of Paris has a daily circulation of not less than 1.000,000 copies. The paper which has the smallest circulation is the Imperial Review, published for the sole benefit of the emperor of Austria. It is made up from the translations from all the principal daily items in European papers, and the daily edition is three copies. Noted Cities. Unless Its too bad about those crullers you made, said the new husband, -sadly. Why? asked his wife quickly. Well," replied the husband, "they are too rich to eat, too heavy for and too small for quoits. Art nnd k "Are you not sometimes downcast to think that you are obliged to apply yourself to art for money?" Yes, answered Mr. Stormington Barnes; hut not as downcast as 1 am when 1 am applying myself to art and not getting the money. An Unpleasant Precedent. "All the members of the English, royal' family have been vaccinated.' I wonder if that establishes precedent? What sort of k precedent? One which forces the kings fami ly to bare arms. Ik that King Edward wore gray overcoat at the Newmarket races that buttoned through the cloth, there No Novelty About I see being no fly to It Novel, Isnt It? "Oh, I dunno. It has been very generally admitted that there are no flies on Edward. Chicago Is probably the most wldelyi known city in the .United States; Noted for its push and enterprise a$ well as being the Windy City. Milwaukee also has a ' world-widreputation on account of the quality well as the quantity of its annual pro( Auction of beer. St. Paul, while possibly not so gener ally well known as the two former cities, Is nevertheless noted in many ways, and is one of the popular Twin Cities of the Northwest. All three are famous cities and their names combined form the name o Americas greatest railway, famous and noted the world over for its superior management, elegant equipment, splendid service and general adoption Of all the latest safety appllanoes tor the comfort and safety of its patrons. Its electrio lighted trains are noted the world over. It is the short line between Omaha and Chicago, and like superior articles of merchandise is, once tried, alwayt O J used. Try it the next time yon go East. L. L. Downing, Commercial Agent, Chicago, 'Mil wan-ke- e & St. Paul Railway, Salt Lake City, Utah. A Cava of Tortoras. Faux Fas. Miss Koy (in street car) Its really very kind of you, Mr. Crabbe, to give me your seat Mr. Crabbe Not at all. We men are sociable getting tired ' of being accused Small Boy Pa, what is never giving up our seats except to man? Pa A man who, when he has ten pretty giris. minutes to spare, goes and bothers Bon Chane. somebody who hasnt Critic You have written a. good many books, I know. But have you Out f Condition. produced anything that will live for when were The boys fighting even a generation? on the scene. good man arrived Author (thoughtfully) Well, I have 1 suppose, he said, as he pulled eleven children. is this "that your parents them 'apart, fanlL Your training hrs been neglect Th Editor ed. First Poet I took a little poem Dat's right, said Willie proudly, "if rd had de proper trainin Id had about spring in to that editor and he threw me down stairs. him out by dls time. Second Poet You were lucky that he didnt drop you out of the window. Bloc. Clare I hesitated to tell you of my A Nib 'lour eu Blag. engagement for fear you wouldnt believe it Sprocket! Why does Cranklln call Maud Nonsense! Ive got to the his weel a Wagner cycle? Handel It make point where 111 believe almost any-nDetroit Free Press. suck a racket when he rides it. Barrs-e-Becau- se interesting discovery has been made at the Island of Capri, in th An shape of an underground fault In which the Emperor. Tiberius used to confine the victims of his displeasure prior to their being thrown Into th sea. The walls are covered with in scriptions, some of which go to show that among those immured subsequently In the prison were the sister and wife of the Emperor Commodu. Cheap Exconloa Bazoo via th ASoblooa, Topeka A Santo V Railway. t On June 10th, 11th, and 12th, th passenger rates following first-cla- ss will be effective via above route from Ogden and Salt Lake City, Utah, v , to Missouri River and return....... 822.00 ....29.50 St. Louis and return .44.5Q Chicago apd return Final return limit September 8th, 190$ For reduced rates to other point, and information regarding excursion! on other dates than above, apply toj C. F. WARREN, Genl Agent A. 6 S F Ry( 411 Dooly Block. Salt Lake City, J A b : |