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Show I THE SPANISH FORK PRESS. AWDBSW ttVtKX, raMtekOb UTAH. SPANISH PORK, was King Edward's progress long royal Jolly. Is an In It. Spain's new cabinet j one Improve-Kent- Since the astonishing leap of Venezuela Into eomethlng resembling a modern state, under the guidance of For everything that you ought to do, Guzman Blanco, the country has bad there is given the time in which to many more revolutions than presido it. dents, and of the entire lot of aspirants not one was much more than a Doubtless Russell Sage would do adventurer. bettc; to take his wifes advice. Most A gentleman well acquainted with tnen would. the country tried to explain to me the manner In which these frequent Who cares what happens to the revolutions grow, A handful of men prir.ee of Chiniay? The lute princess darting out with arms in t'j.dr hands was the bcautllul one. have no trouble In Impressing Into i their ranks all the peons they find on The prico of meat hasnt gone up their way through the country, there any for several weeks. No explanation peons assisting quite willingly to Imhas as yet been offered. press the next group encountered. laborer finds It The simple-mindej Golf champion Harry Vardon's natural to obey whatever authority he breakdown is apparently tbe result of has over him, and never seem to bear working too hard at play. a grudge or hoard up wrongs for future righting. If a detachment Is cut If you have seen anything of Jones off and made piisoncrs the men merej please send word to the New York po- ly exchange one commander for anlice; thoy are looking for him. other, and fight their late companions without scruple. Many havo engaged Venezuela la now endeavoring to on both sides of tho same difficulty get Into trouble with Spain, probably scores of times, quite as Indifferently Just to show that she Isnt afraid. as If the game were football. Whichever side Is finally victorious If the A sanitarium conveniently located word can no applied to a victory that at which people could rest after their never preveuts another outbreak vacations would doubtless be popular. tho soldier ha3 nothing to gain and little to lose, except his life, for which Thirteen convicts escaped from a he evinces an astounding lack of care. A really remarkable thing In Its way California jail, and now the warden knows an unlucky number when he Is the National Pantheon at Caracas, and probably no other land of such secs it. comparative poverty can furnish Its Trof. I.angley would rather fly when counterpart. A building that, like no one Is looking, as ho does not rare most pantheons, was once a church for sympathy If he happens to get a La Trinidad deleated to preserving the dust and the memories of Venezufew humps. elan heroes, stands on high ground, The landsman will wonder what is fronting a plaza. In the Interior are a derived from the cup races to com- number of marble monuments, exepensate for the expenditure of a mil- cuted In Italy, all of a graud and Imlion dollars. pressive character. That of Bolivar covers a tomb In If tho new comet Isnt careful It is which his bones now rest. On one likely to get some of Its numerous side of this memorial Is another to Antails entangled In tho handle of the tonio Guzman, secretary of tno liberator and founder of the Liberal party," great dipper. and on the other than of Gen. Daniel Tho son of King Peter has bean declared a degenerate. But as Servla Is a monarchy that does not Impair his eligibility to rule. Wpyler Isnt self-seekin- plaza, twice the size of our Granary burying ground, bears his came and has In the center an extremely fine bronze statue of the Father of His He is represented standing Country. on a pedestal In an easy pose, the figure being perhaps eight feet In height. Americans, on special occasions, decorate this statue, and It has no superior as a work of art In the city. W. It. ODonoxan fecit Is written cn the baso. It is rather surprising to find In a lard with such an unstable government a lard to wdch Europeans send warships to 'xl'.est debts irei'J statues of heroes in It3 capital city tian there are In tho rich and so'.IJ town of Boston. In nearly every ore of tao numerous ph's-- s brorze perpetuates the fame cf semo nntioral figure Fssentlals of Happiness It Was a Narrow Ercupe. Very! she happily married? Was "You seem to have a great UWag her trousseau alone cost over Why, for large words. $6, 000." Judge Well, suh." answered Mr. Erastus whose man Plnkley, I cn ce krowed a life was saved by a big word. He done tolo me dat I prevaricated, an word by de time I foun out what dat meant It were tco late foh me to let on how mad I was. Washlrgtcn Star. 1 Didn't Find It and tho statues are, executed. &3 a rule, well News. He'd Go Ail the Faster. The largest Is naturally that of the Kate Nellie says she wouldnt mar"Washington of South America, Simon Bolivar, In the hardreme plaza ry the best man lr.g. Minnie Probably tot, after he once of that name In the center of the city. Mounted in full uniform cn a rearing saw her. charger, with chapeau In hand as If acknowledging tho plaudits of an admiring throrg, the liberator sits, every Inch a man. Uoili Bolivar and Miranda were born at Caracas, though the latter died at Santa Marta, from which place his hones were brought here. What a pity that Bolivar in the bitterness ,of his retreat, where he died Miss Voca Mr. Andy List (singing) Were I a bird, Id Euce Heaven grant thy prayer! that copyrighted? Well, replied the critic, th! certainly needs to be righted,), doubtful whether Its really t while." The Best Yes, suh, said the Keep remit iscer.tly, he were the best we evah had in Kalntucky." Why, I didnt know he n Judge, said the stranger. "The best In the state, suh; firmed the native; he could tell t minute how old a brand of liquor by merely tastin It. His Explanation, When we were married dlfc; With all my worldly pod say: thoe endow? Certainly I did, but I didnt, any worldly goods thoe, and of cc that doesn't apply to what I ha cured since. If I'd had anythin-mlgb- t have been more cautious. The apple crop this spnson Is said to bs something tremendous. If the apples are good tho demand for thorn will be something fierce. ' " Worse Off than His Clock. Dugan Casey, your clock Is br It struck folve for six. Casey Faith, Its more lucky t mesllf, thin. Yistiddy whin wor broke 01 had to stroike fein Is not Bob Fitzsimmons, the former ring champion, who has Just been mar ,rled a third time, entitled to hold the .wedding-rin- classT g championship In his ' IIIx A woman may respect a man for Dix be lng able to think, but she can never Florencio OLeary, liberator and hisunderstand why he wants to do It torian of Venezuela, New Granada, when he could have so much more Ecuador, Peru and Bolivia." The Spanish tongue Insists on turning the fun talking. Irish Florence Into Florencla and the If It la true that rich gold fields dashing generals name Is usually have been discovered in For to Rico written here "OLeari. Near by the graves of the eaHler the people of the Island may as well begin to prepare sandwiches tor a Ybarras, Diego and Andreas, are marked with slabs In the floor, and a lot of new arrivals. large wreath of living flowers from Terhaps the rich woman who gave the Daughters of the American Revoa quarter as a reward to tho little girl lution fills a prominent place. A who found and brought back her purse splendid monument to Miranda, one to Monagas, who, when presicontalnlrg ff00 worth of valuables Gregorio dent. freed all the slaves, one to Andidn't have a dime. tonio Jose Sucre, and one to tho paA hailstorm In Minnesota cost the triots tn general who foil In the confarmers of that state more than a flict with Spain, are the other more million dollars, which was more ex- striking memorials. On the whole It pensive Ire than that which la fur slehed by the trust , A Roman chariot believed to be over 1,000 years old has been bought by a New York man In Paris for He could have purchased 1100.000. a modern automobile for less than that Hereafter when Chinese reformers write for the celestial newspapers they will confine their remarks to comments on the weather and verses In praise of the empress dowager's beauty. Two automohlllsts have finished the first automobile trip across the By keeping a sharp eye out for familiar tombstorea It might be pos alblo for them to find their way back again by the same path. eon-tlrer- Just by falling downstairs in her borne a California woman was cured of a trouble that had deprived her of tho use of her limbs and her voice. This la a remedy that It would be well to take In homeopathic dosea, however. Nine thousand street signs bars put lu place In Manhattan within a year, at an experae of Itd.OOO, and C.OOO more are needed. When they are suppllcj. tho unbeliever seeking for a rim will have only to go to the t nearest corner. t-- en fly. Not Encouraging. Now, what do you think on! asked the poet who had got tb. In a corner and read his lat him. Dont you think Id belts word debut" should be pronounced aa It Is spelled, because It meaDS that one more has butted in. ' j,ea Father William, what were you doing with that bird book? William Im locking for a picture of a round robin. Chicago Daily the thinks Globe of your short stories, i a good price for It. too. Seme Men Insist on Being Stung. I wonder If youd marry me If I had money? he sighed. Ah, George. she arswered, why do you wish me to be cruel to you? I have trieJ so hard to let you down easy. man who slept forty-fou- r days to recover. If he had been that long there would bo more to fear for him. The Atchison Close Figuring. So the magazine Should Be Encouraged. Suppose, said the beautiful girl, gazlrg at the distant stars, suppose thU old earta should stop revolving? he Not while we are together," around arm his whispered, slipping her. "And why net?" Because love makes the world go around. Gen, Wos y Gil Is the new president of Santo Domingo. Hereafter his enemies will be unable to twit him on being a never Wos. The ought awake reason Ascum heartbroken at the Ingratitude cf the people he had rescued, could not have had prevision of the henor In which they hold his rarae! Besides the handsome shaft to the Miranda which atards in Puerto Cabello dedicated also to oLcary and bis other companions uis bronze Imago adorns the plaza In front of the Pantheon.' A notable bronze Is also that of Columbus, at the top of the grand staircase which leads to tho handsome gardens near the resmuch-love- d ervoir. Not a statue la the city baa a truly" stone pedestal, though all are cunningly designed to Imitate reality. Even the high posts of fences around tho paicees are not real Iron, only painted wood; try them with your walklrg stick and hear the dull response. The architecture of the urlver-Flty- . copied frem some morastery of Europe and formerly tised by monks here, almost dot elves you at first, with Its time stained store mere Imitation, The Federal Palace and Municipal theater, though low In stature, have stupendous fluted columns cf (Imitation) Rtonc. Nearly every building In tho place Is masqueradlrg In false colors. Take It all In ell, few cities of Its she ("h.fOil InhaMtart) have more In the way of public adornment than this Caracas, bidder awny tn Its mountain retrtet A walk In any direction reveals beauties that a more northerly lard could revor hope to rival, and It iS small wonder that so many of the Inhabitants delight In spendlrg every rosslble momert out of doors. Hundreds cf houses have their own s patios, ard through halfopened portals one may catch glimpses of lavish floral effects. The courtyard of tho Yellow House (the presidential mansion) Is generally free to ail vissemi-gothi- spa-r.ou- He's the kind of a man who can take Yes; If you happen to treat unn Get Him Into Trouble. "I see that Ellas Is famous," said Farmer Corntossel as he stopped before the stove In the village store. "Got bis picture In the paper fur be- in cured o rhcumatlz." "Yes. answered the storekeeper. "An Silas Is that mad ho cant see. He only got 2 fur glvln the l, an since it was put In the paper that ho'a well and hearty all his family an' bts distant relatives Is after him wantin to know why he doesnt go to work." Washington testi-menia- Star. Tho One to Clame. "I don't llko these references,' said the housewife. "Well, mum." returned the applicant for a position, I didnt wrle 'em, ao it aint my fault. If you don't like em. Jest you go to tho people as gave 'em to mo an tell 'cm so." Abbreviated Enough. Reporter Here la somethlrg about the summer girl's bathing suit of 1003. Editor Oh, abbreviate it as much as possible. r.eportsr It Is already abbreviated to tho limit, sir. A Mean Ceal. "You say Blgguina created quite a candal at the bal masque of the Automobile association last right? He did. The brute took an unfair advantage by loavlrg off Ms visor and wearing clothes that fit him, and, of course nobody knew him." thing!!) m- - u ?0 ,r follow-nie- 00 fcpr,o: you'r Bot from any suffering 1 married ?ou- You never dli Generous Man. Dismissing the Moon. McDluff I did want to tip Why He Cried. 'olro fmm the Doorway-Ma- ry. waiter, but I have no charge. "Tommy, said a fond father what are you doing out there? Walter I can make change for you little boy, who had received i Mary-- rra locking at the moon, sir. itor. mounted book of as a P voice from the When things resume their natural McDluff Doorway Well, tell "what are you pictures Er car you? STATU or WIMOX WOtlVAJW Well er for?" crying (or rather urratura!) condition, and give me five pennies for this nickel. lto The Vi R rem an1 you com "Becauso I cant tear my Is a fine beginning for a rational West- there Is an Interim between revoluhalf-pu- t eleven. book, papa," was the ingenuoni minster Abbey, and should have a tions. tho seoker for novelty might do Plenty to Spare. Nuff Said. pronounced effect on tho patriotic Im- worse than spend a month In this pret"Whats the matter? asked the cenGeorge (nervously)- -! Change. uu evcr i0 Ernie SheThe pulses cf future gereratlons. tipede. ty little city. usod to say hs Tho traveler from the United States The doctor tells me I have one fret arow twTry 50Ul Kltty but 1 3oBt Perfect angoi. Doe abe think Is frequently reminded how rnilrertly propose. In f'e grave " replied the worm. Great Britain Far Behind. perfect yet? nn'1 the worth of Washlrgton Is appro-date- d Our mamifn''tor!cs are oh, I wouldnt let a little thlrg like Delon-- Ye. three r Rht Ocore- Penally) In other lands. Hero a little times as valuable as Great IlrltaVs. You vo that worry me." said tho centipede. Ernie A With me; now Ku to perfect angel? papa. Helen No, a Idiot t tv TlS!r:,rly perfect |