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Show New T er1nn. TONGUE. is it all how advertise th you "Sir, beer a fellow can drink for five cents IN OPERATION and then stop me on one class after I WONDERFUL EASTERN HOSPITAL. have paid my money indignantly deI advertised manded Hungry Willie. all the beer you csu drink for five This New Yorker Can Speak and Eat cents, diont I? ask'd the uartender. by It Aid as Will as Evei A DeliYou did, air. replied Willie. Weil, cate Sargical Operation That Yiade thats all the beer yen can drink for Man One Happy. Soe? Eve cents in this place. Baltimore News. Our Increased Trade With China. (New York Letter.) Henli-rv:of Now That George with no can longer compete England ns in the shipment of many products to York, can talk fret lv and distinctly China. That it, merely natural. The and cat solid food with ease after losbest wins in everything. For a like ing his tongue, that organ which has reason, Iioatetters Stomach Bitters lias been thought indispensable in the perfor fifty years acknowledged no superof these functions, is due to ior, because there is nothing better to formance cure constipation, indigestion, dys;ep-si- a the perfection of one of the most novel inventions of modern surgery. Mr. and biliousness. Henderson is probably the only living The story that six Americans were man who has an artificial tongue. shot by order of General Torres is deSome time since owing to excessive nied by United States Consul Darnell. smoking lie became afflicted with cancer of the tongue and had to submit Free. Ton Tan irt Atlcu's Foot-E.- e to an operation for its removal. This S. to Alien Write today Olmsted, Lj operation was most difficult and was Roy, N. Y., for a frep sample of Allen's a powder to shake into your performed in Bellevue hospital. It shoes. It cures chilblains, sweating, damp, swollen, aching feet. It makes A certain new or tight shoes easy. cure for Corns and Bunions. All druggists and shoe stores setl it; 23c. j Foot-Eas- ARTIFICIAL e, It is rumored at Capetown that General French has captured 800 Boers. Mrs Winslow's Soothing; Syrup For child res terhlng, softens the gums, reduces tn fUimnatioQ, ahajs ps.n, cures wimicotlo. Z'c a botila Practical Motive. Aunt Gertrude And what will you do when you are a man. Tommy? 'Tommy Im going to grow a beard. Aunt Gertrude Why? Tommy Because then I wont have nearly so much face to wash. Collier's Weekly. PRESIDENT KRUEGER AHEAD. Pretoria, Transvaal, South Africa, Dec. 7, 1S99. Messns. Swanson Company, Chicago, Rheumatic 111., lT. S. A. Cure Gen- i tlemen: Your last shipment and com munication received. 1 am very much which pleased with the information you have so kindly given me. Please find enclosed bank draft to 412 13s, for which the amount of of send me twenty-fiv- e (23) gross Swansons Ship same as before in order that there may be no delay, as this medicine will be greatly needed before it reaches us. The last shipment is almost disposed of, as the medical department of our army uses large quantities. This order Is entirely for use in the army. I have been told that our success on the battlefield is due to a certain Rheuextent to the use of matic Cure, which has relieved and prevented a great deal of suffering among our men from Rheumatism, Neuralgia and other acute pains caused is as by exposure. Your good as a Transvaal soldier! In one of the battles, a small quantogether with other tity of medicines, was captured by the English, which was a great loss to our men. The Ruinecks wsn't do it again. I am, respectfully yours. PETER HAAS. is the most powerful specific known. Free from opiates and perfectly harmless. It is a perfect cure for Rheumatism, Sciatica, Neuralgia, Dyspepsia, Backache, Asthma, Catarrh, La Grippe, Neuralgic Headache, etc. Large sized bottles (300 doses). $1.00, or three (3) bottles for $2.50. Sample bottles 25 cents. SWANSON RHEUMATIC CURE CO., 160 to 164 E. Bake St.. Chicago, 111. GEORGE HENDERSON. was necessary to saw through the lower jaw at the center and remove two lower front teeth, together with a portion of the jawbone on either side of these teeth. When this was done the surgeons removed of the anterior part of the tongue, leaving only the base of the organ. The severed ends of the jaw were reunited with wire. After the jaw had healed, Henderson was unable to eat solid food because lie had no tongue to pass it back to the oesophagus. To overcome this difficulty another operation was two-thir- ds undertaken. A rim of gold was made to fit the inner surface of the lower teeth. This was bevelled off toward the lower edge and attached to a wire clasp which fitted over one of the back teeth on either side. A bar of German silver was fastened across the mouth from one of the back teeth to another opposite. This was enclosed in a tube of the same metal of sufficient size to permit it to rotate easily on the bar. A tongue of red vulcanized rubber was made to fit about the tulip. The rear MISS ADAH the rubber tongue was bevelled off toward the bottom and placed under the base of the real tongue, so that the least movement of the muscles pressed down on the rubber, throwing the tongue up. Thus equipped, Henderson eats solid food without difficulty and is enabled to speak with the same ease as with the organ provided by nature. of WASHINGTON IS NOT TYPICAL. Other American liiy Hear Resemblance to the Cai Ital. From the San Francisco Argonaut. Washington city is not the United States. It is not a representative American city. Its population is not typical. There is no commerce in Washington. There is no manufacturing in There are no large merWashington. cantile houses in Washington. It is a city largely made up of drones from the idle attaches of legations to the soft with young army officers from the yawning governthings; ment clerks, who kill flies with rulers, to the lazy negroes who loaf and sleep and snore in the galleries of congress. It is a city of people without homes except for the new rich who seek there social standing which they could not attain n more settled communities. It is a city of boarding houses, inhabited by men and women who live in abject fear of losing their government jobs. There are other kinds of houses than bearding houses there. There is probably more lewd living in Washington than in any city of its size in the country. When the Edmunds law against illegal cohabitation was passed for the benefit of the Utah mormons the first case under it was a surprise. It came up in Washington city, which, being federal territory, also came under this federal law. A young army officer who had installed a yo mg woman as his mistress was ind.cted by her father, and threatened with a felons cell. But Washington public opinion was scandalized not at the offense, but at the prosecution. So the young officer was pulled through, and the matter was hushed up. Severe moral laws intended for the uncouth mormons in Utah would never do for dapper army officers in Washington city. Its opinions on politics are as lofty as its opinions on morals. Washington has no politics. It is always for No the administration. Making; Her Happy Sunday School Teacher Have you made anyone happy this week? Little Girl Yesm. Mrs. Highupp has a baoy, and its a awful squally, redfaced little brat; but, wen I met Mrs. Highupp yesterday, I told her she had the sweetest, prettiest baby I ever saw. Willie's Little Bunco (Same Willie (who has eaten his apple) Mabel, lets play Adam and Eve. You be Eve and Ill be Adam. Mabel All right. Well? Willie Now you tempt me to eat your apple, and Ill succumb. Stray Stories. Handsome is Millions of Women Use Cuticura Soap exclusively for preserving, purifying, and beautifying the skin, for cleansing the scalp of crusts, scales, and dandruff, and the stopping of falling hair, for softening, whitening, and healing red, rough, and sore hands, in the form of baths for annoying irritations, inflammations, and dialings, or too free or offensive perspiration, in the form of washes, for ulcerative weaknesses, and for many sanative antiseptic purposes which readily suggest themselves to women, and especially mothers, and for all the purposes of the toilet, bath, and nursery. ISio amount of persuasion can induce those who have once used it to use any other, especially for preserving and purifying the skin, scalp, and hair of infants and Children. Cuticura Soap combines delicate emollient properties derived from Cuticura, the great skin cure, with the purest of cleansing ingredients and the most refreshing of flower odors. No other medicated or toilet soap ever compounded is to be compared with it for preserving, purifying, and beautifying the skin, scalp, hair, and hands; No other foreign or domestic toilet soap, however expensive, is to be compared with it for all the purposes of the toilet, hath, and nursery. Thus it combines in One Soap at One Price, viz., Twenty-Fiv- e Cents, the best skin and complexion soap, the best toilet and best baby soap in the world. that handsome does. ROBERTS. General Joubert has 10,000 men surand confronting' rounding Ladysmith General Buller. THE NERVES OF WOMEN Lydia E. Finkhams Vegetable Compound Relieve the Suffering from Overwrought STe7Ve. Dear Mrs. Pixkiiam: I am so grateful for the benefit derived from the use of. Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound that I wish you to publish this testimonial that others may know the value of your medicine. 1 was suffering such tortures from nervous prostration that life was a burden. I could not sleep at all and was too weak "to walk across the floorr without aid. The disease had reached a " COMPLETE EXTERNAL ANO INTERNAL TREATMENT FOR EVERY HUMOR SI. 25, the skin of crusts and scales and 6often the consulting of Uuticuka Soay (2.ic.), to cleanse to thickened cuticle, Cuticura Ointment (Sue.), instantly allay Itching, Inflammation, and Resolvent (Me.), to cool and cleanse the irritation, and Boothe and heal, ami Cuticusa to cure the most torturing, diellguring skin, scalp. suMcient blood. A Sinolb Set is often And blood humors, with loss of hair, when all else falls. Sold throughout the world. Pot-TXDrug ami Culm. Coiu, Sole Props., Boston. 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Character and cost of meals rest with you, as you pay only for what you order. Be the order large or small, you get the very best to be had. A good meal makes a contented passenger. C. F. WARREN, General Agent Santa Fe Route, Salt Lake City, Utah. 41 1 Dooly Block. Ever Eat II (Washington Letter.) of human interest. Mis3 Adah Roberts, daughter of the Utah congressman, is the central figure among the female portion of government circles. She is one of the most charming, beautiful and intellectual young women who have located at the capital in recent years. She is tall and straight as one of the pines of her Her complexion is native mountains. that of rare white and pink seldom In point seen in the crowded eastern cities. She moves with the grace of a queen, and, although hardly 20, her is that of an experienced woman of the world. When 17 she graduated with high honors from the State University at Salt Lake City. For two years she taught in the public schools. When her father decided to run for congress she relinquished her position to become his private secretary. 8 SALT LAKE BUSINESS COLLEGE. 76 South St., Salt Lake W. Second I cane. VASA. City. Student! Utah. DISCOVERY: may ti mie A . UIIM. 10 HATS US. H. U. CASAS talk. ku a. . Write today lor Information CLAIMANTS rOH to NATHAN Rives wort O quickndrelief and cures Book of testlmonia treatmeat Va! enter any time. 8ta UICILFOKU, Washington, D. C., they ill receive qulok replica. B. 6th N.IL Vol Mth Carp. ProsccutinaClsimfstnce 1871 |