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Show MALINGERING" BISHOP OWES HEALTH AND LIFE TO Ministers of All Denominations Join In Recommending to the People. Public speaking especially exposes the throat and bronchial tubes to catarrhal affections. BreathiBg the air of crowded assemblies, and the necessary exposure to night air which many preachers must face, makes catarrh especially prevalent among their class. Peruna has become justly popular among them. fsThe Friends of Pe-ru-n- a. ship for Peruna. They have discovered by personal experience that Peruna does all that is claimed for it. 3 The Bishops Strong Tribute to Pe-ru-n- a. M. E. Church, Atlanta, Ga., writes: lalsey, Bishop found Peruna to be a great remedy for catarrh. have suffered rlble disease for more than twenty years, until, since I have eruna, which has relieved me of the trouble, tried many remedies and spent a great deal of bm, but I found nothing so effectual In the cure of catarrh as h icine, Peruna. re that Peruna is not only a triumph of medical science, but tossing to suffering humanity. Ilividual who suffers with respiratory diseases will find Peruna land sovereign remedy. L. H. Halsey, Bp. C. M. E. Church. I instructions: Now, waiter, kindly tell the cook I dont want the oysters and milk merely mixed and heated. I want the milk carefully boiled first. The oysters should then be added without the liquor. The liquor should not be put in until the seasoning is added. Be very particular to get good, rich milk, and nothing but the best butter. As for the oysters, I want Cape Cod salts. No ordinary stock oysters for me. Do you understand? I think so, sir, replied the waiter; but do you wish the oysters with or without? With or without what? asked the gilt-edge- hard-earne- d encythat may arise. SB We have on file many letters of recommendation like the one given above. We can give our readers only a slight glimpse of the vast number of grateful letters Dr. Hartman is constantly receiving, in praise of his famous catarrh remedy, Peruna. UNTAINEER customer. Pearls, sir. d New York Press. Relictus. One shall be taken, and the other left. Into Lite's gloaming he has passed tonight. The vividness of day for him is oer. Its gladdening luster will be his no more, Only the solemn vespertinal light. She was his all, as he was all to her O happy smile that hoverest like a wraith Oer the wan lips, dost thou proclaim a faith In Love no mist of years can ever blur? Dreaming he gazes, wafted to a clime Of hyacinth giades and meadows cowslip crownd. Where boy and maiden, brave in Love new found, Laughing defiance fling to Death and For Infants and Children. 1 The Kind You Have Always Bought Preparationfor Assimilating tlx Food andBegula-lin- g flic S lowachs and Bowels of Agetable Promotes Bears the Signature ns Digeslion.Cheerful-nessandRest.Contai- neither Opium,Morphine nor Mineral. Not Narcotic. tope of Old DrSAMUEL !JJ PITCHER SeeJ'm Mx.Semn RoektlU SUt jkuar Seed Jtrpenrwit - Bi CnrtionateSuta M5rfSed -- Cfoefred Sugar mntetytie t ttavoK Aperfecl Remedy , for Consli pa-lio- n Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca Worms .Convulsions .Feverish- ness and LOSS OF SLEEP. Facsimile Signature oP t, NEW YORK. Oysters With, or Without? ' Sitting opposite me in a downtown oyster house the other, day, said Col. Abe Gruber, was one of those fastidious men who undertake to transmit instructions to the cook through the waiter. He wanted a twenty-five-cen- t milk stew. As nearly as I can remember these were his Despite the prejudices of the medical profession against proprietary medicines, the clergy have always maintained a strong confidence and friend- prompt and sure ; can be taken. been able to L,ts only because he fittle of Peruna, ready Cl ' na C. THE NAVY. Shamming' Illness Not Common Now Man Who Feigned Insanity. a naval Malingering, remarked officer the other day, according to the Washington Star, is not nearly so common in the navy as it used to be, but every once in a while we have men feign illness for .the purpose of evading duty or securing a change of station. One of the worst cases 'I ever heard of was that of an electrician stationed at the Mare island navy yard. He had been courtmar-tiale- d for various offenses and sentenced to be dishonorably discharged. In order, however, to leave the service under more favorable auspices and so obtain a pension he simulated insanity and acted the part to the queens taste. He said that the people were trying to poison him and went into violent contortions when approached. As he could not he held by ropes it was necessary to put him in irons. In one of his paroxysms he clamored for a live snake to eat ahd would be satisfied with nothing else. Suspecting that he was shamming, a tame snake was borrowed and offered to him, blit as he gave every evidence of eating it the owner of the snake refused to allow the test to go any further and the reptile was carried away. For the next ten days medical dietary treatment was administered with the result that the patient finally .owned up that he had been shaming, with the remark that he couldnt stand the bread and water and salts given him by the doctor any longer. PE-RU-N- A. Pe-ru-- IN EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER tmc ecffTAun iomnrv. ncw youk omr. Nervy Robbers. A band of robbers succeeded in stealing a quantity of valuable gold quartz from a mine at Bendigo, New South Wales, though they had to climb 7,000 feet of ladders to accomplish the theft. Trouble With High Ideals. High ideals are a good deal like airships. They sail along beautifully for a little while and then they fall NO SLEEP FOR MOTHER Schillings Best is sold as you like to buy everything. You cant buy everything so; it wouldnt pay to sell Baby Covered With Sores and Scales Could Not Tell What She Looked Like Marvelous Cure by Cuticura. At four months old my babys face and body were so covered with sores and large scales you could not tell what she looked like. No child ever had a worse case. Her face was being eaten away, and even her finger nails fell off. It itched so she could not sleep, and for many weary Lights we could get no rest. At last we got Cuticura Soap and Ointment. The sores began to heal a .nee, and she could sleep at night, and in one month she had not one sore on her face or body. Mrs. Mary Sanders, 709 Spring St., Camden, N. J. ' down. TEA everything so. tour grocer returns your money If yon dont Uke Schillings Best. Immigration Restrictions. In South Australia there exists a language test for intending immigrants. Unless a man can speak or write English he is not permitted to land. TEA A good deal depends on the brewing; go by the book you find in the package. Surely Has Never Felt Thrill. French savant buried for years in the researches of his beloved sciInto the gloaming he has passed, hut Your grocer returns your money If yon donl ence, knowing nothing of the thrills soon like Schillings Best. Shall glisten through its grayness and tremors that move the hearts of Memory's star. Donkey Enjoys Plum Pudding. of thousands of young men and maids And with white radiance naught Earth cvan mar Seven plum puddings hung In a all over the world, steps boldly Into Console for crimson dawn and golden the limelight of the press and calmiy kitchen at Etalham, England, recently, noon! Westminster Gazette. announces that love is a disease and when a donkey walked in and ate five of them, cloths and all. may be treated and cured as such. Longest Strike on Record. What is the strongest strike on record? There is one, still running in Germany, which has endured for thirty-five years. It has other remarkable features as well, as the strikers are members of parliament, though, it The old monk cure, strong, must be admitted, of a small one. to straight, sure, has for a largo of are the diet the deputies They battled with of a Time! OVERALLS NO BETTER ONES CAN BE MADE A The Great Nonesuch Remedy AND HALLS CANKER n LE BY ALL OHUQQIST FOB AND GENERAL STORES.. ...a. 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Mats row quickly. I. Silent Witness. Theres a man over in Brooklyn, said Col. Horace Du Val, who has more or less trouble in keeping peace in the household. So far as his neighbors can judge he and his wife are quarreling half the time. They are strictly religious people, starting off to church each Sunday morning, leading their little boy by the hand, with rather more ostentation than is necessary, With their pastor was calling on them the other day this precocious son was taken to task for some trifling misconduct. How do you know I did it?1 retorted the little fellow. You didnt see me. No, my son; but God saw you, said his father. Huh! sniffed the lad, I guess God aint going around giving away all He sees in this house. New York Press part century and conquered AchesandPains the world over. and 50c. Price 25c, TREAT and CURE ( YOU GET THE BEST . ST. JACOBS OIL of Ratzeburg, and they are striking against the reactionary constitution imposed by the grand duke of Mecklenburg Strelitz in 1869. Since that year the members of the diet have steadfastly refused to meet, although frequently called upon to do so. Now, however, the new duke has held out the hand of reconciliation and promised to consider their demands for a revision of the constitution, so that the strike will probably soon come to an end. the principality CREMO thousands of other Votj REMEDY .WCVFRFAIKI FOR THS MOUTH. THROAT. STOMACH AND BOWELS. ... Nelden-Judso- DIPHTHERIA CATARRH and all curable diseases of the eye, ear, nose. throat, luns, stomach, liver, bowels, kidneys, bladder and oil chronic, nervous and private diseases of both sexes, and diseases of children. Home Treatment Cares. Write symptom list If yoa on-ncall. Consultation Jbree. for free SB. . J. SHORES. ot Special Offer in Private Diseases DR. G. W. SHORES. Unfortunates, of both sexes, who are suffering from Private Diseases whether caused by Ignorance. excess or contagiou have always beea looked upon as legitimate prey by the Sharks and and rob the sufferer for worthless treatment. DRS. Charlatans who pose as Specialists SHORES DO NOT ASK YOU TO PAY THEM. ONE DOLLAR UNTIL CURED UNLESS YOU WISH TO YOURSELF. DRS. SHORES KNOW THEY CAN CURE AND DO CURE PRIVATE DISEASES IN BOTH SEXES PERMANENTLY, and to PROVE their skill. In this class of aliments, they treat and cure such oases before the patient is required to pay Drs. 8hores one dollar. Or those who prefer, may pay the fee in small weekly or monthly Inst allments as the cure progresses. THIS HONEST PLAN OF DEALING WITH THE AFFLICTED, deals a death blow to the Quack and Fakir who Did you ever bear of a Fakir a demands all Cash. In exchange for empty promises. no chances you cannot lose your money If you dontrefunding pay It out. penny to a duped patient? Take WEAKNESSES OF MEN are simp y the result of enlarged or Nine-tentof so called Inflamed PROSTATE GLAND Drs. Shores new LOCAL TREATMENT for such oases, INVARIABLY CURES ask oihsr Doctors how many cases they cure under the old aud useless plan of treatment for this trouble. We cure LOST MANHOOD. Seminal Weakness, Spermatorrhoea, GONORRHOEA, SYPHILIS, VARICOCELE and kindred troubles, in less time and for less money, than any institution In the west, every ease Is confidential we never use a name or betray by mall or at tbe office. a secret. Consultation, Examination and Advice FREE OFFICE HOURS: Hamtoipm; Evenings 7 to 8; Sundays and holidays 10 a m to 18. DRS. SHORES & SHORES, Expert Specialists, 249 IMOT& |