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Show COMMODORE NICHOLSON R HIS TBAINEI) MULE WESTthtn'S Recommends Peru - na Other Promln ent men Testify. Commodore Somerville Nicholson, the of United States Navy, in a letter from 1S37 h Street, N. W,, Washington, D. C., says: Brainy and Accomplished, He Might Still Have Been a Joy to His Owner, But He Butted In at a Prayer Meeting. Your Peruaa has been and is now used by so many of my friends and acquainances as a sure cure for catarrh that I am convinced of its curative qualities and I unhesitatingly recommend it to ail persons suffering from that complaint." S. Nicholson. United States Minister to Guatemala Endorses PET THAT CAME TO SAD END. Taint right to expec every man to think like you do, an thats the reason I never say nothin when I hear a feller cussin a mule, said the old Westerner the other evening as he stood watching a driver trj ing to make one of the obstinate St. Louis pets pull up a little stronger. "I got a good deal o respec fer a jackass, I dont care where you find him, ner Pe-ru-- Dr. W. Godfrey Hunter, U. S. Minister to Guatemala, of Congress from Kentucky, in a letter from Washington, D. C., writes : 'I am fully satisfied that your Peruna is an efficacious remedy for catarrh, as I and many of my friends have been benefited by its use, W. G. Hunter, M. D. 1 t 50th Congress, writes : "I cheerfully give my endorsement to our Peruna as a cure for catarrh. Its beneficial results have been so fully demonstrated that its use is essential to all persons suffering from that disease. Hon. G. R. Brown. The day was when men of prominence hesitated to give their testimenials to proprietary medicines for publication. This remains true y of most proprietary medicines. But Peruna has become so justly famous, its merits are known to so many people of high and low stations, that no one hesitates to see his name in print recommending Peruna. The highest men in our nation have Men given Peruna a strong endorsemeut. representing all classes and stations are equally represented. t ont-id- If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. m WE TREAT CORE He saw an old buck. who his owner is, though Ml admit some of em is purty bad off when theyll have the kind o owners they do. I never owned but one and he wuz cuss out in give to me by a cross-eyeWyoming what had shot the owner an didnt have no ust fer the beast, but I learnt to love that jackass like d a CATARRH Deafness. Nose and Throat Trouand Ear Diseases, Bronchial and Lung bles, Troubles, Asthma, Stomach, Liver and Kidney Diseases. Bladder Troubles Female Complaints. Chronic Diseases of Women and Children, Heart Disease, Nervous Diseases. Chorea, (St. Vitus Dance), Rickets, Spinal Trouble, Skin Diseases Sciatica and Rheumatism, Diseases of the Bowels, Piles, Fistula and Rectal Troubles, Goitre (or big neck). Blood Diseases, Tape Worm, Hay Fever, Hysteria, Epilepsy, Tusoraola, etc., and all Nervous and Chronic brother, though I never had no brother an I dont know much about them kind o affections. First I named the ol brute Broadsides frum the way he could handle his hind paws, but mules aint much on fancy names an I babtized him agin to the name o Pete, which aint a bad name fer a mule, and is one about suted to his temper and Ee Diseases. Home Treatment Cures. Write for free symptom lint if you cannot caJL Consultation Free. usual cussedness. I recollect oncet I rode Pete down We cure yon first If yousuffer from anr of the weaknesses or dithen ask a REASONABLE to a camp, an Pete was a trampin seases caused bv ignorance, dissipation or contagwhen you are cured. You can depend upon ion YOU ARE THE VERY PERSON WE WANT our word, thousands of patieDts have Indorsed us, along as lazy as a coyote on a June TO TALK TO. disNOW, WE WANT TO CURE YOU with the We have proven our skill in coring CHRONIC tinct understanding that wo will not demand a day. All to oncet he spied a ole buck, diseases by publishing the many voluntary testiFEE until we cure you. This applies to Lost Manand he liked to jerked the daylights monials from home people, giving names, pictures hood, Organic Weakness, Spermatorrhoea, Variand addresses. outen me afore I could grab them cocele, Diseases of the Prostrate Gland, Unnatural WE CAN'T PUBLISH OUR CURES Losses, Contracted Disorders. Stricture, etc.. ConI never seed a mule run like IN PRUATE DISEASES tagious Blood Poison, and all WEAKNESSES of reins. Because It would betray confidence. Hence we men. A Jackrabbit an a pack of did. Pete 4 to In have OFFICE HOURS: 9 a. m. to p. m.; Evenings. prove our skill this class of troubles in 7 to 8; Sundays, 10 a. m. to 12. within a mile another way. This is our plan: houns wouldnt Inside a minute. I froze onto the DRS. SHORES & SHORES, Specialists. 68 pommel o the chariot what covered the mule from withers to crupper, an Grave Opened by Tree. it wuz darned hard stickin on at that. In the Gartenkirchhof, Hanover, la Pete run bouten a mile an a half an a grave covered by a mighty stone, on then stopped an looked aroun to see vow wtsb tins which an inscription appears to the !f any Injuns was a coinin. He was effect that the grave should never he the feardest jackass I ever seed, an opened by human hands. The seed of when I tried to turn him back to the a birch fell through a crack in the Injun layout he let out a whistle stone, and, developing to a large tree, from his lungs that shook a ton o opened the grave In its upward rock loose on a hill a mile away. 1 tyYKpsa oor GULP CL9THIN3 growth. The tree has now withered let have his way fer Ive found that and decayed. When it Is removed the between a jackass on four legs and a EYE2YWHER6. The best motcrioJa. jkilled workmen and Jackass on two that the four legs grave will again be closed. .years experience here made has the mos sense. There aint no TOWER'S Olicken Cocb and Mats A Guaranteed Cure for Piles. greater philosopher than a famous the world over They are made in black or yellowfor all kinds of wet work, Itching, blind, 'bleeding or protruding Piles mule, an you remember that if and ow torment beams the SIGN OF positively cured or money refunded. you want to keep outen trouble. FTOH THE o juartvteedto dive satALLEN' u DISCOVERY for PILES, anew isfaction All reliable dealers jell them. Its powerful strange what you can discovery that absolutely cures all kinds of A.J.TOWfi C0..303T0H.MA5S..0.5A. Piles. Prepared for Piles only. All Drug teach a mule to do with his voice. CWMWJ CO.,Ltat?d,TOlirO, Oft Stores, 50c. Sent by mail on receipt of Its alius been supposed that a m price. Address Lock Box 852, Le Roy, N.Y. rooster wuz bouten the only natural 0 f T born alarm clock but Pete 'Autos Must Heed the Rules. wuz bettern any shanghai that Motor cars we are assured have ever cracked a egg. He brayed every & SS come to stay; they have created a hour an never missed the time a You can save from $3 to $5 yearly by new industry and a new source of minute. He would cock one eye at wearing W. L. Douglas $3.50 or $3 shoes. pleasure; but they have also created the sun, brace hisself in the sand, They equal those a new abuse, and the condition on and start em noise pumps costthat have been which they will continue to be toler- like mad. If I wanted to rout out ing yon from $4.00 ated is that they conform to the rules at 4 oclock in the mornin all I had to $5.00. The immense sale of W. L. of roads made for others and not for to do wuz to say to Pete, Howl a Douglas shoes proves them. their superiority over all other makes.' Cheap Passenger Rates ,Via Santa Sold by retail shoe Fe Route dealers everywhere. Look for name and To Boston, Baltimore, Minneapolis, price on bottom. Detroit, Atlanta and other points. For That Douf las im particulars, address C. F. Warren, proves there is valaa la Itonla shoes, General Agent, A. T. & S. F. Ry., 411 Csroas Is the highest Dooly Block, Salt Lake City, Utah. grads Pst. Lest her made. Weak Men 80RTH-SCUTHBA5T-WE- di-r- leng-winde- d to-da- SR. A. J. SHORES. chu-eb- cs . Member of Congress From Virginia Writes. Hon. G. R. Brown, Martinville, Va., of Congress Fifth District, , agin. I heered him, but I wuznt tn a hurry to roll but. I yelled fer h'fn to go away, but he never herd me, an he went aroun to the side o the shack where my bunk wuz He backed up to that cabin add Went to kickin. I thought he wuz a goin to knock the joint .down, fer I never heard such a tattoo in my life, an he kep it up till I struck my head outen the viinder. That come purty near bein tl:e finish o me. fer ies as I roked my head out them heels o Pete's whizzed a past my head an' jarred that cabin like a avalanche had struck it. I spoke to the mule an he turned aroun' and walked -- wav. Civilizin influences killed Pete. If it hadn't been ter Pete might a been yet. I never seed a jackass die a natural death, an, aside finm bis trainin. Tote wuz jes a ordinary rabbit. Euf Injuns an mules cant stan much civilizin, an poor Pete had to go. Pete mot his Waterloo at one o A the firs churches in the Y.e-tstar guide frun Ohio eoe cut there and hel rueetin in a log lr t. an bein a curio.sity, we all went to he.v him. I rode cie Pete to the services, an je-turned him loose, far he wculnt go away 'theut me. The cabin wuz filled to suf.oc'tin, cV ir them djs there wan't no shoofn at an no there preachers e c an rtandin' bein But that rreacher were a spectful. cuss an as he'd been a preachin ever day fer two weeks the people wuz kinder o tired o the prayer spieler. But he were uncommon at mahin men see the error o their wajs, and lie had em all that night that hell wuz about due to break loose n swallow em a!!. Thar vvant much light in the cabin, an that Ohioan wuz not moren able to see half his layout o sinners. But he wrnr his arms and an ter good, an he wuz the devil an about his long horns an his pitchfork an the fiery iurnace an all that, an he had em stirred up. Then somethin happened. The most oneartnliest noise I ever heard broke out right to one side o the looked that church, an everybody way. Poked through the winder wuz somethin, nobody could tell edzactly what, in the dim light, an it was makin a terriffic heller. I knowed what it wuz, but nobody elset knew. It wuz Pete, an his ears wuz a- - When Cured Pay and FEE d 5T 1 d : TOWS ! W. L. DOUCLAS 3.22 3 SHOES . Celor F.ueirn used. L- r f4 Silt tdge Line cannot it equalled at any price. Shoes bp nail, rents extra. Illastrated ' Catalog free, W. L. DOUGLA. Brockton. Bass. it Drunkennoss Cured he KBBLEY TREATMENT, Instituted ISM, the only highly endorsed CUkE. Equally ffaotual In Youth and Old Age. THE KEELEY INSTITUTE, 34 rn. feU. Ud Is. Temple IL SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH. RELIABLE ASSAYS. Sold and BUver ....SLSS Gold, Bllv'r, Cop.. Prompt returns on mill samples. 1 .75 .76 - Too Many Ministers. There seems to be a surplus of Congregational ministers. The year book reports that 2,047 ministers are without pastoral charge. The denominations gain in ministers during the last thirty years has exceeded the gain in churches by 250. 3EES3!EEnSEI ALL TOigraimsirsttr The sermon stopped right there. thrashin the air, an his bray wuz the rooft. Well, sir, that stopped right thar. The star guide went over that pulpit like a antelope, and the crowd broke fer the ser-mo- nt door. wuz Everybody an a yellin, an the preacher shouted, Its him, an I knew he meant the devil had come sure nough. Well, sir, everybody piled together thar at the door, tryin to get out, an nearly every sinner of em wuz afeard c his life, fer he expected to be pulled in any minute. Pete kep them high notes, an the crowd kep This kep up fer bouten three minutes, when nobody wuz out, an everybody wuz everybody elset. Pete wuz a picnic, but it didnt last long. Finally a feller pulled a sixshooter, an then a dozen other fellers did the same, an before Pete could duck away from tha; winder he weighed abouten eight pounds moren when he begun ugly-loolu- brayin, fer I dont think a single bullet missed him. It wuz a awful blow to me, an it wuz a awful blow to the Ohioan, fer the people got to thinkin thar want no devil after all. I never said nuthin, fer I knew that Pete wuz in the wrong, an had no right to be at a meetin. But he To Cure a Cold in One day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All Irnggists refund money if it fails to core. 25c. wuz a awful mule. Yes, sir, he wuz, fer a fac, an Ill miss that Jackass as long as I live. Chicago Inter-Ocea- Wyndham and Duval. During a recent debate In the house of commons on the Irish land bill an opponent of that measure referred to Mr. Wyndham, chief secretary for Ireland, who is very handsome, as a charming highwayman who was rob- Swallow on Lightning Rod. peculiar sight at the farm of Linus W. Shaw of East Bridgewater, Mass., has attracted much attention. On the top of a chimney on his house there' is a lightning rod, and on it, with one of the barbs piercing its Pete went to kicking, little loudern Co. usual, an he never Ogden Assay failed but oncet. That mule wuz mighty wize, but oIceyeswutseThoinpson,s Eye Water he didnt have much sense o proW. N. U.. Salt Lake-N- o. 39, 1903 prieties, as he showed oncet when bing the British taxpayer. His critic he didnt wake me with his singin. applied to the chief secretary the epi- I guess he must o got tired reachin ELSE HILL WHERE Cm taph on Claude Duval in Coveat Gar- fer them high notes, and when he Best Cough Syrup. Tsstss Good, dm Here lies Duval. Read- didnt see me cornin out as usual he den church: In time. Sold by druggists. er, if male thou art, look to thy purse; moseyed up to the cabin an brayed if female, to thy heart. to the fact that in the royal castle of Nymphenbourg there is a cat which Las lived for forty-twyears, and is still lively and vigorous. Cats, says Herr Pohl, are in many respects like beings. The more quiet and well conducted they are the longer they are likely to live. In Germany there are many old cats, but the one at Nymphenbourg is evidently the oldest of all. Others maintain that this wonderful cat is the oldest in the world, and challenge any one to prove that they are mistaken. Science Siftings. Polish Nationalists Active. Polish nationalists held a great meeting in Lemberg recently for the purpose of Keeping alive the Polish national sentiment. The gathering expressed sympathy with Polish resistance to German and Russian oppression. It also urged the rii'ection f Polish effort in Austria. Russia and Germany toward the com..oa aim of rational independence. o Texas Finds a Remedy. Fate, Tex., Sept. 21st. Texas has seldom, if ever, had such a profound sensation, as that caused by the introduction recently of a new remedy for Kidney diseases. This remedy has already been tried in thousands of cases, and in almost every case the results have been wonderful.. Henry Vaughan, of Rural Route, No. 3, Fate, says of it: I suffered with Kidney Trouble for over 18 months. I was very bad and could get nothing to help me till I heard of the new remedy, Dodds Kidney Pills. I began to use these pills, and very soon found myself improving. I kept on and now I can say I am absolutely cured and free from any symptom of my old trouble. I am very glad I heard of this I wonderful and would remedy strongly advise anyone suffering with Kidney trouble to try it, for I know it will cure. . The Rarest Bird. There is a peculiar bird commonly known a the kiwi, its scientific name being apteryx mantelli. It is the lowest form of bird which exists, but is so scarce that scientists ar happy to get a specimen, in any condition. It is absolutely without wing or tail; Its legs are short, stubby, but very strong, and are used by this bird for digging. The body covering is a cross between hair and feathers a material which is very coarse. They can develop great speed, and make a desperate fight when attacked. Breed- Ing them In captivity has utterly failed, and only a few museums can boast of a specimen. They are now very rarely found in the forests and swamps in the north of New Zealand. New York Tribune. v Strenuous Times in Prospect. Otto Faiimetzger, a schoolmaster of Schwerin, Germany, was run down the other day by a motor car. He bruised, but was well enough to beat the driver into insensibility. Next he seized an axe and smashed the car. The driver is now suing for damages for assault, the owner of the motor car is suing him for damages and the schoolmaster counterclaims for the loss of a suit of clothes. was-badl- WbS well-seasone- Oldest Cat in the World. In Germany there is a society for the protection of cats, and Herr Fohl, its president, recently drew attention good-hearte- d A body, Is a chimney swallow, which either deliberately committed suicide in this extraordinary manner, or else missed its aim in trying to reach Its iiest in the chimney. Turned Round. Everything is the other way around in China. In that country they behead their reformers. In this country it is the reformers that are out after the heads of the office holders. New York Mail and Express. , CUBS FOOD. They Thrive on Grape-NutHealthy babies dont cry and the well nourished baby that is fed ort Grape-Nut- s is never a crying baby. Many babies who cannot take any other food relish the perfect food. Grape-Nutand get well. 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