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Show PEOVO EVENING HERALD, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 1928. .AGS TWO THE, HERALD : THE OBSERVER '". rr u C fUder, (.president, at Corporation,-?matter aa second-clas- s Entered Utah, Provo, daily. St, of Member the In United Press aaeo-- . t the postofflce Provo, VtaX elation,, NKA Service, Paune Editorial Service, end. the Jame G. Published by lha Herald Ut 80 So, - W. Scrlppe i'Newspaper. , j' ." ' . 107; SopiKtyreporter, Telephones Business uJce, lihiSV If you do not receive your paper before 6 p. ra. and a opy will be delivered to your residence. ; room, Alt Alt J vo.no. Col ooi Co t .. ' ..... . . Editorial telephone-W- Gunnar RaBimiBun, editor and manager; R. W. Goedell, managing ator; . C. Hicka, county 4di.ur? X.Qwena, adverUeing manager N. !rt u nm Ch) CM " r Dn . . Poof John Coolidge . Piece o' paperY : li, 1 PULU EM. ;rUUI X i and pawed . oiid . n I .1 . - the-whol- certain-evening- ' j"'2' ' ' V , - - a ootft. -- ;- : . ixi a 4 4eaee " . ST , (Copyright, 1928) Kosv v, folks! This Is Nation KaJ.o week. Vdl, ours in. SOCIETY NOTES- - . week . old-tim- jTup'in The height of apony: A Mexican jumping bean suffering from Inflammatory rhsumatism. ; Hohum-on-Hudso- .Wasted-Wealth- j, . - milJ! TIP OF TONGUE Every year the United States farmers waste ten lion tons of agricultural An of '8cienc'e"and roore particulariy; to .'discover. Col. irrrana- Jvnox. Pen. mp-chemiatry. methods for the utilization of these wastes, The United PZr ' Tne ""P-piDcpartm-nt-oJm?an- Agriculture is Stti - endeavoring to . wuaiucoa iiecua , r work averTis nir outaprogram, of concentrated effort along this line. ,Tp faii'to recogni?e .this truth Zi Cornstalks,-corncobsbagasse or sugar cane stocks. Dea- - PP'ied' to our own business is to 've.tne' " .to every argument, we tV,o nut hulls, crainstalks and many nthar '"PW in talking to x.ur advertis- .rnf : -Auiui Hioj.ir uc iiiouc iu jiuiyj a juuiiiuiuuL pun, u, uie lurm re- - ers." het we hear so much about these days. A dollar a ton for. ' such things yrould mean $10,000,000 in .theiarmers pockets. ,.vvm- Cady- - Manager scripps- - . ijc YOU'LL jfC vr " ends. ....... j,. - ..... v. Al BUY IT - When the frost Is on the pumpkin, .And the corn is in the shook, Then the chilblains do assail us, in we rock! n, . I je' , jjc Football is notTrrlangerous game, but many ah Apollo Bfilvedere. of the gridiron will be an Apollo with a Beveled Ear before the season -- im -- 3C th "y r"u t-- do-wf- "ALWAYS as-nn- . ,'. Hills Bros9 . AlrJs HILLS BROS -- - er ..... f ir. --- 3 M '; " ' . ' P - ':' ' '':? ' . Jn :--- yy Coffee is more - r,.n UJ1.. .auitacc nai ui v oL'eii ine time "iut..cornr wnen oV- o.itti..iiiu, (n utilized as the by- products of the farm are as. prdoucts of the stock yards at Chkgo : w... w ifnrl.yi. rnf ui.'.i mviu. horn 1 I ' ? I M M0 f "SCIBIS P,i ijiiu U j 1 1 . ig ZZt ' JL. Hills Brot process of ij Controlled Roasting gives their cojfee an elusive favor. (X- -; B I1 I . UjiU . than something hot to drink "J? A lot of people receive their paycheck 011 the Jet and 15th. Others get theirs, .iu:y,.n' the first, wul Unless great, care js employed, they, find it difficult to have ready cash fr,oni ,ene pay, day, to another and ate .compelled to pay some charge and dylivery grocer ' exhorbitant prices (part of the time. . ' h 25Sfe25.euj - FJ1,: 1 - 1st B I " 11 j reiurai wy large marketa wide ODen vunurniraiea smasn cam- 01 ??,minK in and . . w Lpiaatife I : MISlfllffLff Marc than pounil lor quarter I l WT''WTk'W,'S -- ih r.xxu "' TRY IT .. Andha0'rud6,jr ... -ii- it-u- - old-tim- er .. tk car-r-o- . r to - Y. t ' this-to-yo- ur : . . a, .The best rwny obscrye Radl&f would be to close down aH broadcasting stations which permit elocutionists to recite "The' Shoot' ing of Dan McGrew!" ; I And to dpor" fight announcers a. jiuvm. v)iu cuui ic.T hi;. Hvniiuvu ic nujuuio .started to tell him, all about It who exclaim: "Ooo, that one hurt! since the city of Venice officially espoused the, Adriatic, Sea. and accused the pupsjjberator 01 Oo, he that one right on the : chin! Oo, this is some Imttlo, folks! j 2. chapj.as icou1d.be, attempiedIt 5?f'beri" - fr.,n,fiIt's about as ha.rd --a- snotfor-'.a yoiing " and if looked aa she were go- Oo, that one didn't do Dempsey any ; . to get away with ntU aome good!" ' ' v'j seems 4." be a mighty likeable young man. ofngthe John Coolidge backed up the I bystanders '...'. J I And the Connecticut girl whose name ,i$ linked with his seems two's story We wish radio experts ;woul 831,1 wha to be an extremely attractive., personable young iady. wive our own particular problem: This Is the aaeaoii of the year What to a wTfe who insists when many of our boys and girls to cauld we if Jeave be fair these would it people wouid only young. I leave', pup ' ron using one's aerial as a clothes- are leaving for Eastern finishing n a hot day ., their own devices from now on. Mt!g. due them. j : .. line. schools. Among those who left yesr The "New. and the listen: Haven cop for is John the What If Coolidge working I terday aro -a tgetherpais of tramfen' CrmlroRd? What if he is eoinsr to marrv the daughter When the archaeologists pf.the ... Minn Daisy Harnhotika, tlaugh- orov . lne to 7, aa e may , t.' away ; rit future dig up a great mound of ter of Mr. and Mrs. J. Aspara'of! Connecticut? - t the' governor " broken automobile parts they will u i. u;u. gus Hamhocks, who wlU attend it. 111 ; ii a tnaiicc. ne iiiij " 'y" :iu wuin ?"g niuvi xorgoiten pup know that they have discovered (pi ivt:y. anMiss Hokum' School, store and he drank other r Let's stop fall img over ourselves 10 ue sure tnai every wora :j railroad crossing. where she wlU spe-three bowls of water without even . or deed of his is public property. stopping to take breath. iountryf Cats do get you; Catherine and Thomas and the ' three blind kittens, plus the pooch, have me wearing 0 out my wrists opening milk cans; I have split wood for the cats and the pooch;.HTIXPHXY in .August to boil bonesXNew v iu wife In camp throws a bigger even m It the some left for the tribe, and Catherine and Thomas and CUrley-and aUwed -- will eat carrots, and beeU. and corn on the cob. and beans eat anything. the wife is a cook; she can get anythjng to PcrfonaUy I tote in shqrt ribs of beef to.boll and cans of hiilk; thru duster thru snow; oA my back, grunting, or on XII boiling; I know how In the maiden ladies felt; the thought of a ool cat or pup going hungry ' ; ' you. worries your absence The wife aays, altho'she feeds the brutes handsomely: "You Juirry back to the hills for the cats, horses. and dog; you wouldn't atay in. town over night for your family." a My reply. Is: "Catherine can't digest WHO'S WHO IN POIJTICS . nONORED BY THE POISON Is Mrs. This - IVY CIXB Charles i. Chilblain, The latest per clubwoman, local, honored son tq be who . is leading a movement to make by election to the Poison Ivy club Is It. a penitentiary ofHorace J. Toadfense for a husband stool, who was Into" leave TiisZclgaretl ducted Into ... the stub ' In - his- - coffee '. de-r- - ' Mystic Itch " cupi stick his gum .last night .underneath the ; din. r nr. loaustooi wiu r-sj'ing .room table, or . 'tiww'.T hfi rentembered as his ashes v BilTfe" Hwimuivhnitui into a Turkish grind with cigar his heel. rug so low that he had to chin himself ' cialize in hlarksmtthlng. on the curbstone to get Msnffllnd ", Otiwalrr-Bnnanwho jeturn-e-d A rnan's busiest day la the one out of the gutter. or his senior year at iie L when he stay? at "home for a rest C. if Is Scranton, I a., where he gs and his wife asks rlim to do a a star on the bean-bo- g team. Pittsburgh professor says sleep around the house. ' becomes a vicious carhabit when Miss Betty Mr Bunion, who . - --r ried to excess. . will take a short course at the I'll get a divorce. Show off ice boy. Electoral College in November, Hear wife, I am warning, later entering Yassar, 'where Unless I get more Special Today, ASPIRIN SHER-she Is fullback on the famous Corn bread in the morning! Vasaar daisy chain. BERT, J5c Z - --,'., . Y '; The hardest thing about a 'bank Newlyweds start- - out. with rice An is one who can re- cashier's - job TaT remembering the and old shoes. After a while, they member when the snappy retort .to names of all the vice presidents of "You've got bats in your belfrey," the Institution. ' haven't any rice. ,-,..a)-was "Aw, go way back and sit ,.....,.. sfc ' sjt sjt j)s down!" Art Shannon. I remember, I remember, e winter clothes. Those When the flappers wore red flannels ONCE ... And heavy cotton how! . ' -- f. ''v.-- few-thin- 'PROVO-CATION- S or t'.it-Wln- JVh. -r-r-.T- ... . aaa.iaaaaalVVlvlV)V)V '" ny , . w lhe rM'.r nobody-pays-a- "Im" - -- I - i milk.' , "How is that for a cat story? . . "DOHA D. McHALE. : - - . . rf-r- mA'hfyf.K9?, wiiyarT e lor-iii- rn ten-um- -- he-wo- rks fir,-tee- pay-chec- - .1 half-etarvr- T.r 1 f wua.yiung two their dress and habit I judge them poor buy of milk. and quarta several each day of steak pounds the back yard, They put a row of saucers across saucers to be exact, cook and grind the meat, huge add bread and .go forth every mornirigrwith the yowsaucepan and spoons to fillanthe saucers forarmy. ling fifteen, lined up like "When the meat. goes they fill the saucers with Mg. law-abidi- . 'I- !' ; . ' 1 1 against it asking said-Kar- i i .. ZJft to get icr neavena sane to. be let out of Setting took the sunbaked oven he wa. locked uP he to want adsr.instead Ea jobrne didn't have read the a Euhis. choice of a numbers'-o- f offers, .eventually picking rail-- " -a- nd someof the folks , -job, at $30 a week. He has a splendid chance to ad- - "it's a. shame!" nB.. 2vance in the;' world; ;ai:d he, has the good will of all of his'i to him out!" ought 'r, -- but we're . Hafellow Countrymen. . people ir; Yet, to our way of looking at it,, the young man has and nobody wanted to open the Ke a door apd give the pup a breath of '.". pretty tough T0V to hoe. r' j 8lr when remember firsTjobtYou got your you , you Maybe Lewerit into the shop, office or factory. You were .unknown "Xnd finally feiiow with a ragged Mtand unsung. You .gradually got acquainted with the other coat cam along and saw the pup nu jooaea up and aown the mi-n flip niarflrifL mar p tripnrishiris here and there as the w!davs caused. Nobody bothered you. You were'7 allowed to street.. . ..!. J ccat and we knew he was think Mmake your own impression and get by on your own merits, Ml fiut "consider vounff JVlr. Coolidire.- Everybody m car 2 with knows who he isi everybody is watching X heroes,-Jf- he place makea; mistake; w uonvince nis jaaes as naru OiriT u, .it win ne nnd thenjie half sigheumd Pifellow workers that he is a good chap as it was for you." P"1" erl'v hftnd-othe silver door iun'i ,.11. inHot.i fhi.t'a'nnt tUa Waif rxf it Ar,.I out his man wheil' a young starts tOTearn the door pi 'Xbually young-ma- n Pilivintr. there is A Girl. On A it' r nhnriv'a lumiripps hn hi nnrl hers, r Tn PUP leaped out onto the walk trotted "Ound looking-fMt,K-fWtnr. nntnmnhlb . .v.v., v tr, " tr,ootnr nr some water to drink majuc .tiicj : wi .un ..u..uv... attention to them, which is and just then an expensive-loo- k fkto theeach "Must what they want; And if, once in a while, they stay out l" woman with one of those pairs faclos on a long tortolseLshell ta ... Vip Cflmmpnt.rnf-- ?f Ihni'si all riohr. tiwi. harrirnr : ' .Handle came up ; p) 4r na gasped" a minute and oi the young lady's mother. But John Coolidge Ms to do all this in front of the eyes wanted to know why the "efc and si T'of-lh- a he young . . . . a ' . , entire i cponlng her car door- - like that iz ".....-;i ,u( a is ajjtj. ins tiwitu, lauy-ojwp "H and it was lucky she'd come iack yuvwxiayuci uar.a aemana a .picture ... ne visits ner noma ver(a weeK just then because there were pack eVend, people in San Francisco and El Paso will know 8,bout-i- t agea inaid' triPrA1 'rifvf AavJ' And ' if hp finallv "And A. cop cama'by and the lady """v rlpsiHpn fo 'cut mnrriprl ' ! , ; OUt otw'tt '"""UL" .... Several folks stopped as- - they sti oiled by and looked at the pup- -and ttfkiirii ' p"'AV.FiG6Eft.U'HTrW . . John fla ' En considered" lUCky boy. Ea lie lias lived m the. White HOUSe. . Boor his daily stories, are his ojjrn They oo not, (Hill of this newspaper. EDITOK.J those necessarily, coincide with . By mix boxy " "You. speak of Catherine; may I quote from a letter" v ; are vegetariana These flats are owned by two maiden ladles. They old othei'cat, aid love all animal. .When they bought thia placeithan, Jt;..also fpurteen w io seemed to have kittens cootihually, came Billy's views, In a on TX - -. . y Fifteen Cats By Williams : : Pleno' Alongside- - the curb there was drawn up one of these trick lim- ouslnes all in cream and blue with plate glass wmdows and tele pnones ana running water and inside there ' was "a pup with a heavy brans- Dound collar it was a hot day and the careful owner had closed all the win uowa and gone away and the pup lay on the back seat with his tongue hanging out .and panting :' Subscription terms Jiy carrier n the county, to.oenu the month; J5.00 tha year In advance; by mall In the county, fi.60 ouUlde oounty, Bii N By Jim 'Marshall " Bits! OUT OUR WAY , j J . . THE BEST REMEDY - forovbr PIAIN to trade the "cash and. carry" "cash r way at an .' and carry- store "rather than, accept, some chain stores "free de-- livery offer. This means of course,. . " that you wcu'd, taye the most at honest-to-goodne- " ss " - I Trv ll 4ViU m The best way to avoid this is to staple eatables on each pay day, and (to save the most ,it is neces-sar- y 3Mms ofpounds used 1 i t.K :' I ; ."" that there far be much left to bank or to." be used in buying other V' things. y 'r : will" a "71 East Center . ?77 ": ' MM dav., Jfur car, or induce. your neighbor -- tfr brinjr yw Ns'orhfTTar,-the- n vo4irknajr day cliecfe will be so UNION u, Mil HOP.FkAVOACO Always The Same .- igsx vojji,;ikaggsj5yslem;Store. Tlrino-the next nav .it -- mj OM Americans preference for Blue Ribbon has rjiade ft man jcuce: jims pure, imparts noundiment and zesty flavor to foods. Get ywiTfuU 3 pound .can today. (Contents Buaranteedy! '. ibbon!" Sold everywhere. . 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