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Show "TIF- ?f.itJIHT 3i,r i PROVO EVENING HERALD, TUESDAY, JULY ,10, 1928. PAGE TWO 5 :-;- jr -- - - 1 v''f ; - t"- - ..3'.--f SPIDER; BEE " ""' ao; Editorial office, 5; Booler tepokii, room. 1208. If you do not receive your paper before ft. m, telephone Vfcjj a copy will delivered to Your reeldenoei sa ratephone-Bueine- t - 0 Si?----- . l KT Wv Ooodell, managing Gunnar Rasmuson? editor and manager; :4vrUln managar. AJ0iwE J. editorj N. C. Hlcka, county edltorr Wan s; - gone. of getting money that J - That is quite proper ; for Rockefeller" w&S Supremely lacrum. r flcrrtr that spiders . work "to powler.- Future geherV chiefly after dark r it was most typical of the era. in which- he rose (or that small spider to come j&tioris wiTflndTn the story of his life very adequate history out. at dawn and sting that" bee. 3tif the customs, moral, conditions and ideals of America in r A fly has 1000 eyes, a spider has -' -t- he great'Gilded Age. 10; yet the spider gets the fly. like' ma bee, frequentsona tery poof '.Ma.killsspider, 'Z'." Rockefeller began "life as a. pbormaii'd her hubby on the wedding 3nan's son. He started his xareer as a clerk Ori istarvatlori ly night.;., ... . .. Swages. From the beginning he knew what foe wanted, every .Thr are spidery that spin webs ear'devdted on and (hose webs like a iloat pftf aeiamidwly; then gathered momentum rapidly a dizzy rtish Lindbergh, catching tiny Insects - ; -- , in which competitors wrecked or obsorbedpwhile the RwkefeHer fortune became I !a vast overshadowing giant, holding almost unlimited power rover moneyed men. S Manv men admired him: man more. Bated him. And Sthis hatred arose not so much from a dislike of his business! as, from a dim, subconscious1 sort of feeling- that wer.; : Docratic n no, one man ought to have so rhuch 'i America, that began as a nation of farmers and.: woodsmen, .Chad developed into a nation of industry and finance.' saw the implications before anyone We, and actedton to thflf RVPrtPB inAh. an fatlWel- 2 tttomi Hia riso nvrnhnlirp American in conditions, and foHong hU name t :C(5m.e.j change ' v;i 1 '3 was anathema. rAU 01 mat nas cnangea. in ms oia age ivocis.ej.ciier. una Jlwon the public's affection. Pictures of him and f lories. about Shim are always received eagerly bjrne;Siapetjreaders;ire nornlr'-firiirP- ! 0' .' rAmorTi'o'a. rrinat Sd'Virfatf . r- ..,' --O . ...VMK fifth FVMW Ir That changed attitude is generally ascribed to his 'great htaf wealth wisely ? benefactions. Unquestionably he hai Used Sand well., --Yet it seemrthat there u anoiher reaioLv The 2 country has accepted the. change that hai come upon jt. It v ; na. discover eai n i i i ti rneon the end of all the old American virtues., It has learned that dominance by "bank, factory.' and ?ailroad brings new I TftR'aHtals , .ItocKeieiier s cnange irom a ruinieas, captain to a serene, kindly old man, .seeking to do ks much good as he can for his fellows, is typical of the change that has come ovetthe country as a whole. High finance and big business are no longer bugbears. We have developed and we have grown wiser. Like Rockefeller, we have Reached ' ; ; ., .'" "1 maturity. ftinward-rfollowed- 1 . were'-'-ruthiessl- 'V y ''; - Rocke-"Sfell- er 2 ' '?'' iv4-- , s A-: 1- m f . . uon .! and devouring, them on the wing;1 such'jureba you will discover these early summer days draped over weeds and bushes. Other spiders spin waterproof web. like Uny balloons and hilng air down from the surface of' the pond to Inflate their webs; ever hear of that? Spiders have weaving machinery that .takes the viscous, gelatinous, moist, glutinous mess from the body of the spider and weaves It Into a web; as soon as this little sticky thread is exposed to the air It becomes a dry web with great tensile strength. Spiders are natural born bridge workers; they know where and how-tanchor their webs and no o. storm can destroy these webs. Whd was that Scot who fT" of prison with a pet spidert Wallace, wasn't that his niiine. Trust. Scotty to achieve a cltap pet; "a spider may live for months without. prey." And that's all I know about , wclra-new-problems.- spiders. INSTRUCTION IN FINANCE. ;. An obscure the other day, a on know-ledij- itThis great-idea- and act , 4 tW4dlv!s paragraph said that a-- bride 4n-of Tocsoc, obeying the ancient tradition which requires male guests at a wedding to kisS the. bride, kissed some 7,000 guests within four hours after her marriage. The ' dispatch added ' V ; that this was a world's record. '", ' Undoubtedly. - And how that the maralliondances and flag-pol-e sittings have ended, is there not a great danger - that some promoter will see that item and try td,fin,d a new . champion m our own United States! The imagination reels : ? at the .thought- ;, -- , .."',' . -- Geo-Ge's tl w u pi on r : A; lO" THE OBSERVER ll By Jim Marshall lectures,iave women's -- deparjjmonts. - e But tlcal finance." Mrs. William Lalmbecr, former head of the Women's IVoartment.-C- f (he National City Bankr now . fditor-of-befi- financial rst r Killed Jlke it .S ,.' ;rm I Ar . 1 was getting a little gas, at the corner oil station, when an old boy drove up In coupe, 'which must The Bobber -- ... - - de- Exactly so I have never heard of traffic cops laying any plans to catch the carTstrippcrs and that sort of gentry Is everywhere all over the United States why Is the traffic cop so eager to pinch a driver even ifg running with both lights out when that is perhaps the only thing that can be done r pinching a man for driving fast when It may be an errand cf mercy or some one sick or an important businrm matter and pay so little attention to car stcippert? it is easy to catch them one or two cops can take" a car drive it Into a ditch secret themselves nearby and wajt ; and the first person that stops to strip nail 'em AND SEND THEM OVER THE ROAD don't commercialize it with fines car-stri- p it law-abi- Its Report Given cf Rotary Convention SPANISH FORK, .July 10. Members of the v Spanish . "Pork Rotary club listened to an Intcr- estingTeport orihe Initernatfonal Rotary convention held" at. Minpcf-spoils recently. The talk was riven by their local representative to theJ raeeung, xorin A. Anderson, wh" returned home last hicht. " Mr. Anderson likewise attended a meet ing of the N. E. A. which was held at Minneapolis at the. same time as the Rotary convention. President W. P. Shippee presided at the club meetinir. which was eld at the Collam cafe; MriTHaf- .e Ferguson sen-inthe luncheon Vis;tors were J. D. Oldroyd. secre tary of the tTtah land board "ni-- t Hal Farr, assistant attorney general of Utah; Lawrence vhonie, visiting Rotarian of Corona, California, and R. H. Andrus, local at1 torney. : 10 - July 4 J , partner's golf ball on the seventh mashie Was tee, A found near the scene of the crime. blood-staine- Art Shannon. ' d ; A real 100 per cent, American is one who will bet on an American tennis player to" beat Rene Lacoste. - ' . BONITA , LAST TIMES TODAY ADOLPH MENJOU in m "SERVICE . for . , -I -- YOUR ENGLISH L first planted a garden," as Franci3 Kncon wrote it 325 years ago. TIP OF TONGUE ; Dr. T. 'jenner Hoskin: Rheumatism also prefers blondes." " Yvette Gullbertr culture T"' LADIES"" Comedies and News' Wednesday - Thursday "A" MIDNIGHT -- VENTURE" A hired, But the boy worth while .Is the boy who can smile When the boss snarls "Feller, you're fired!" featuring Edna Murphy chest of silver coins given away free save your coupons. Come In And See' How Cool At the regular session of the Poi- sort Ivy Club, of the Imper--: Knights a . is no they are but they do There not understand." , - A. Lawrence Lowell: "The mar woh never lets his clearness oi vision fade Is safe himself and, though he'knows-j- t not, is for oth- 1 tt ers a refuge and a beacon light" Direction L. Marcus Enterprises' , v...-- LAST TIMES TODAY . rum. in M Comedy Tuesday and Wednesda- y- VIOLA DANA m News Krazy Kat Kartoon TOMORROW in "BRED IN OLD KENTUCKY" . othe A romance south combined wit h thrills and ' pathos. , u . s hi r;.Comedy Mjckey'sSviid Ws international News -- ; their horns in the Sunday parade. STRAND WEDNESDAY THURSDAY' . ' I COMES IN" Ok TONIGHT xAiarrica or noi. youu 7 - SIUI: . '"ojon. a f try enjoy )L0ISJH0RANnd NEiLHAMIIlDN ic Adolnh- - . . irs TQSWIM -- -- ar Glengarry ut. v- ..- xU---- WOULD Vt i PABADEf re . Or mwiu - UtO. CHARMS f rv vnii docccd nuc VHO COv'tiU VHOfJ Mqyle ; V R KNCCS? BATUING SOlT VCIGUS Star590'iS i - -- ri rniJ. VNM m f U H . ..""Wei.. i.. n,rt i M Comedy .... "ajjdews i awayjfvtry ..night thb.week.. 5 excepting Saturday and Sunday Riven I for mv car thn Jiwmc' tolenhnne r Rous or the Mercedes wiU do. - A dispatch says there have beei few insect pests ' this year. But possibly the statistician has overlooked the people who like to hear rs trans-Atlant- , News of the signing of the I remember, I remember, -When the earth was bright and Declaration of Independence 1: reached New York and a "dewy :' ". statue " of And the glory of the nation mob destroyed-- a ' Was the World's Fair at St George III. Louie! 1790 Congress voted to hold ses -. sions in Philadelphia for 10 In The some is J. inferior automqbile years. 1850 Millard Fillmore Inaugurated respects to the horse and buggy. - ' as "13th president An automobile won't amble back to national conven- the barn if theiliriver falls asleep. tion nominated GroVer. Cleve DAILY land. JlQlggurse-ol- ri rhwp, I'd iiko to lend you tho money, but I haven't got a cent to my name, - Just a ' lot of bills yesterday, and I'mpaid dead . 4 broke. You could have my last botDon't say "I am through with tom dollar, old man, but I'm simply my work." "I have finished my flat Absolutely broke!" work" is better. 'The trouble with these books on Pronounce "ebullient" as If spelled with stress on 'bul' etiquet is that after you have studied up for a month on the right fork Informing an inquirer, - Don't say "I .suspicion" when you to use for eating oysters, you go outto a dinner and they serve clams. mean "I suspect". t ; Adage popularly used Wit often It's easy enough to be4plea.sant misquoted: "God made the country man the town" was "God Almighty When you "ask for a" job and are Th Nationalists have renamed Peking "Peiping". Not so very much difference- .- ' . fi 'i iii , il urerru, - 177S j NATUREIiAD J - This Date in Our American History In Smoking Room h-- 1 Ji ? have been the original , chicken, Ntfah had in the Ark." A smokOne evening recently ns I drove that er thus grew anciently hysterical. along a big .western hfghway the "All he waited for hothingTwas a headlights fell on an old man stand- little air in his 4tubes, his wind shield wiped off, some water In ingbeside a car he glanced up with such a woe- his radiator and' his car dusted; he was not particularly nice in begone look that I stopped and in- and; ' " th asking. . ' quired his trouble " r,. said the polite at'Sorryr-aihis car had been "stripped of rer saleable equipment which included tendant, 'but we only give those things when one buys. Any gas or thrn&iirea he had only left the car about!0'1 an hour to shamble to the nearest bu hat service station for a new headlight JL 'Sorry agairv-ir- ,ase no. free, crankservlce.' ". when asked why he had not : explained that driven there just a short time ago he had been Shop I arrested one evehing for driving with one light . Prof. Diegenderve, who knows haled before a J. P. let off with a man in sa; hearly everything, the warning that if it occurred the chicken business is the only again he would get the limit rArtn tA ran tltlnlr r9 wk a n Ha d-professional and a layman at the So I towed him, to the station same time. ahd. while the attendant was putting Ever since he read about Mary on new tires I renewed thebum ?ickford having her hair bobbed, was the connection that battery the boss has been deploring the cause of his lights burning out, ,. fact that he didn't get the bob now I might have forgotten all and the money he could have "made this had it not been for a remark by selling the. curls as souvenirs- - -the old man made when'T left ' A burlesque show manager aphe said: "I can't see why the plied for a position as porter here, on us peo- this morning, because he said men traffic cops should pick ple so who want, to, and Jxy to no longer care to pay for looking at obey the. law and pay no attention knees and anklc3. to people who defy the law by NEXT! stripping cars standing on the high-way is at least I have never heard of them""tfylng to tatch any of them" partment In a wbman'a publlca- .' tion. said this. -Liberty Bonds started it," she continued. "Xh logical aftermath Is tremendous and wlderread .Interest of women in all kinds of finance, from budgeting to Invest ing their own money. , ; "Professional women and home- IleY ' Why He rnakers who are wives, of profes A New Jersey man walked into a station the other sional men with fixed I ncomes are ' day and confessed he had killed his wifeV ; :, n ; perhaps the most diligently inter "Ever since we were married my wife wanted pleasure, ested classes, iney rousi mane penny work, and above all be pleasure, pleasure," he explained. '"She wanted to go to the each secure. : They tackle finance from vvanted She movies all the time but I could not afford alt Its angles trusts. Insurance and : me to go to dances but I don't dance. Today she insisted so on.. ' sc ifc s(e that I take her to an amusement park, though I told .her I "Women spend 85 per "centit ofIs ih family budget. Therefore T : Why, 'say if that plan was adopt . . t . had no money, for such thingl" a serious national responsibility ths IL.S. A. Doubtless the man's wifejftay have been a bit insistent. how they spend it Courses to In ed all over be would .equelchcd in six ping come must tn man Yet it does seem rs if a finance could, take the trouble to learn struct women months-i-an- d tiot so much from - Children - should - be those apprehended a woman's tastes in such matters before, he marries her. eventually. Infancy the valut taught from their due. ramer irom me rear or a over it is time to malce the best of Once the ' of money. trap-a- nd a process that would not on into of basis j4 passing infatQation Rushing matrimony the My own children . have had cause any trouble to the d ac without stopping to lcarii whether tastes, andiikes are at their own checking and savings ing citizen : ""T Invest-mentown their counts and made - all suited, is sure to lead to trouble. I write this because I can see a bit hard toVwbrk since they were 10 years old,' a tendency by society in general 'even if up very much sympathy over this - wife; murderer, ' io prey on uie people who are his complaint is truer An Italian eats 400 miles of spag- - inclined to obey the law as if to hetU annually, according to stat make them more" perfect istics. We hope the people wao and disregard the and marathons the dance J promote ,1 I. SCIENCE )f to make them more criminal. pie eating contests don t read that. McAdoo Magistrate William The flocks of 'fiaasehger flgeonk The V. S. Coast Guard is about who think the weather "The greatest t 'ouble with our comto send an expedition to Greenland used to fly north and south from is People, warm should wait untH th dele munity today Is thai everybody Is and Labrador waters for another the Atlantic besai westward to Jus,' gates who heard Heflln speak re demandinghis rights all rights special Jitudy of,. Icebergs. This turn from the Democratic conven out no auues to go with them.' 1820. time, the plan la to locate and fol- beyohd the MTas!ssl6tl. About tion. A ;, ,mA fl..v low some good, cold icebergs, from Audoion and Alison, the "World's - Amelia-Earharhas received sev the time of their Inception along greatest naturalists, tf I id to esti Turkish beggars,, scorning " the eral dozen poems in commemorathe coasts of Greenland and Labra- mate the numbers; In a deflock sums small are receive, single of tion her they dor until they ' have drifted far flight north over OhidrThey agreed manding, more money. Why don't one nas our sympainy. enough south to melt and disappear flying, the American Copy methods, on. one billion, one hundred and they in the. Gulf stream,- rent offices and bqy a sucker list? ' millions. And. that wa last fourteen years, the twenty-fiv- e 1 For Coast .Guard has carried- - on an only otae flock. People "used to Now Al Is nominated and the active part In the warfare against snare them by the thousatids. in Democrats want a good campaign SAFE - icebergs. At present in 1850, Massachusetts slogan. we are able to offer --only , and nets, Inestimable 6r Fol'bes""orR pa "Sip Slightly With Smith." -value in warning Atlantic vessels passed a law making It fineable tc of prdxlmity to these floating white interfere with the nets. Audobon A small town Is on that remem-ber- s graveyarda. But there-- is still much saldlhiL.joi -t- o- be tearnetr about theriD!UTor treesj; in.!" America tha.' passenger visitingtn a cousifu for two days 1918. "Terg, tht currfJ- that .carries would survive. Yet. in. 1910. a thsre pigeon exact the U them down yoast, reward of J3000, offered for only aim-liland : polttt t of disappearance; one pair of these birds, 'was never ."A'driverIwrio negiectsprecau-tion- s deUU-o- f their Ufehistory, So at a. railway croasing and Is " wUi it is that tha cutter 'Marlon". struck by a train Is not entitled to spend ,tha. .aurjomer , in dangerous recover, according" to deceniae-ctsioh- i. r AUantic .watrap wiUi' . picked ferreting out more secrets to min Not only riot "entitled but crew and staff of scientific experts. imise the dangers of the sea. not likely. - i,' i uura. rotten reggTOT ms . - - -I . -- Bv NEA Service Terrible Thought - f- There Is anenormous flood of in Us, a daily newspaper gave women seeking frrst hand paragraph In finance now. Clubs give great idea or; rather, it put into our head - banks and - bond - houses the fearjhat someone else would get the j WOMENNEED - dusi-rne- ss nara-niuin- g. . 7- , - a " -, '.'. . t - . 14 -- un-uii- cT1usf .:' pe -ia. - - )JC Jl , - kind-hearte- d) can-esca- pet-pide- , : IS g , thatny Potpiri, from persons to buy flower vases or" ' ' all day. ..' the police patrol v north will cheer an unof wagoh-'othinShip . me somewhere declares Mrs,. fortunate prisoner," ', Greenland, Where there ain't no gasoline. Potpie, "like a little posie in the pa--m: trllllum or. ay Where there ain't no shrieking trol wagon delphinium." . motors, . dainty . r; And everything's serene! )J( The reason waiters hand you the A woman raves for a week'ovef check face down is sa that they a hat ahe sees in a store window, before you start to roar at . and then she buys it, and her hus- the bad news. ' band raves oyer it, too. You bet he does! .. Lives of barefoot boys remind us We can work to be" great men. ' PRACTICAL JOfiEE IS , And, successful you will find n FOUND SLAIN! . , we were kids again! Wishing Thia. Is the last . . ; broad- photograph ever tuk- - A1 en of FeUx ' k. Ice-11 the scandal In a small easting pick, tamong prac-- J Ohio town. tical . joker,... whose Tha local sewing circle is think uioiess Doay was in of sueing it for infringement- of found on the.Provo. , V copyrlght gUIl, luuiucipii course eariy uus sweetie took her Li'l ce are" some1 bottled in bond last mornings-Polinight, and working. JL on bttled- - IiC blonde- the(now three-cornere- " J.f t' spiders.'1 y e h odore leader whtt i civicgathering funds : "putt-putt"-- Spiders are interesting little cuss-II have three varieties In the .fohn b" Rockefeller has o&ssed another mDesfcone. He shackf one, spins a long, flat web; d web a is 89 years old now, and the columns of space given his birth- - another-spinof In a center the and it; squats day by. the daily paffers testify ,to the jpower; of his name as a third la art ambling f eiiow and he '.ivj :;f:M''-iW'ct:,'X- ' jyrflbol. ' no web .4'tall. ',...' ' an spins 7 The name Rockefeller,' has almost' ceased to I discover that I was" mistaken rs &aTvTaual, with human likes, desires ahd frailties. - For more when I said did bot feed on the- -' flies I threw we when Stood has fot grfeat it health than generation in. their web; spiders suck r the Hear' it we think, in passing, of a .Bpare, slightly withered Juiceiaf flles i. theseilies Jthrew To fortune. a we all of In toe web are as devoid of juices mighty ild man but mpsi of thing (ill intents and purposes, no man can go" feigner along the path as n Egyptain mumrriy; they arc ' ?&-fVyhesks; as Carlyle would say, simuRockefeller hay TPiaf JohnD. Typifies ) FOE :' REFORM! ,' This is Mrs. The. f: OVIC ' r In the city, you get tired of bear fliv ing the infernal vers all day, so you move to the seashore, where you listen tor the inf er- of outboard motors nal "putt-put- thia newepaper. EDITOR.) ' Some W you eteady eaders of this ' corner faiay etnember that some days back I wrote of ihe spiders and the bee; I have been following thatipider web "and haye spent a little reading time on ' ; - ; ; LEADS MOVEMENT ; TVSEomoblla horns-- r "two-ton- ed neceeearlly.-tolnclae-wlttithoee-- 15.00. ial Itch, it was unanimously voted " to "bar from "membership th glrik who scratches matches pn the fenders of parked automobiles. Howdy, folks! City and counIn try noises are much alike. the countryLyoaheax a calf bawtitrg for its mam and in the city yon hear 'one of these d - .lL...i, rrrl in the county. i5 MftU thl monthi OuUlde aounty, l&WTfli year in advance; by mall In the county, K80 rv. i S , f ellER GoT kio iro4 v, (HM BHly'e" views,' in hie dally not, itorler. are hie own. Thy-- tt- - tt PROVO-GATION- DOPE ABOUT aaao-elatio- tfew-apapar- e HERE'SREAL ':1toWlahed by tha Herald Corporation, E. C. Rodgert, president, matter fiO So. 1st W, Bt, Provor VlalJ7iiU. BnttreO W1fcO0JHWla n, ai postofflcftJn Frovo, Utah." Member t'tt United Pratt NfiA Service, Paine Editorial BervIbA, and Ok Jama O. jSwi'ppi By William? OUTJOUIt WAY ,it HEHALD,vmi; -:jHE- - i:;rr6TARTS " THURSDAY - In Chaney in His Greatest Pictui y fLAUGHir CLO WNMUGU? 7 |