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ACCCvMPUSViMEii-C- Uaa-m- 50rT Uirtr LAU3rtlAS subscription vane; by Inail In ta count tl.a the year In addt,. tot i . . J 1 VlrM ALL Benriee, and Qm James Editst-ta- offlcs, do nut recti v n KEPli3 OOfHOOooHf C. Rodger, yroaldaot. at HeraUd' OerporaOon, By ALrra OUR BOARDING HOUSE OUR WAY- - j 0-- ; -- rt-- r VnTinS 'OP WISDOM mt Brointr Wtv aiaMthlag. Who Conquer Himself Mrtftallvi I.VWn th .,e.i hi lauded i.;n.. hni of triumph. forth ifc 14 A hind for credit for the battle won. The trig thin Con.- - Both, UsuAllyv rtiett1t la defeat instead fray-haire- William Mulholland, d for the Ta Anris.r whatever- hia btamt t Vllg Kiwesai i?r-tu.tawfufPrancidam cataatrophr -is? It rumored." aaid ai inoueat Juror, "that you have V Li - a I , - hetn putting your responsibilities Ujtort your' subordinate.: The 'old man raised' his head aiwum toiee rant i inn ert and true with, "Don't blame anybody eUe,v lfnhr , f ,WTr .w,,, the error wamiwr error of llimdreds 'of hves' Josi, scores of "homes wiped out, millions of acrefef farirrarid orchard rumed.'; Awful tlie rpo-sibilit.An old matt passing on to his end Condemned by hia fellow men and all the ghosts of Ihat'lalai flood weighing down; his aoul A man battling with himself, 'oTVl BattleaAnd li Hins by ttUing th world, U,? Vi . "It there la blame, don't blame 'by menr Something heroic In it, wherever Uhe blame actually :Av Ues, istff there! - -- lattice Ml" Jutitf-ftent- t a yl the-harf- eat :'. I t ef. T WASHINGTON TUBS By Crane i -- Waters II 1 7 V'nwttttf op' I I Awn Kotrtiw 10 I mvtirf - II mi us M fenjrudl ecuntry J f 1 11 I I " ? ' else has. " "i Sometime )ag(, an Englishman appeared In Oxford "bags' among the poised and peaceful tribesmen 4f Nijjeri te!n; in SamoUland, East Africa, ari4, becoming thirst, traded his pants to a native for drink;, The latter so strutted the streets vaingloriously that ft fierce rage for pants set in: In the popular demand for English pants something promote ing English supremacy in his territory.. So, that native was stripped of his pants and put into cold storage for 30 days. Whereupon, the he element oziMjjeriein drew ita rasora, or whatever it carries, and, wltn the slogan, "Oive us pants or give us death 1" began chasing the Italian officials.. It is hoped that British - Italian diplomacy will settle the matter of taking the pants of those patriots, substituting something equally as good and more international. tBut, trouk thraBtenSyiveEtheleM.': The natives have disovered that the pants have pockets that will hold gin ilaskspplug tobacco and other luxuries. Some of the natives, may, per IIovver too much pants hap have to be much isaJLEntJifi.tHf wt a k es t excesy for shooting up natives that v, ui . jwl) find In history. . :: k TUKT fV Observations fAER TREASURE VON Wfl-foM- r - T ..- V WiKfc X ; WTV I CAMP, $Ort. V , CV. M T)AW& TwtH It ay s AtWEF. JUSf VTiAWDtft, rtt If WNrf 1 BS CM Vi J2Ll .'f "P.. HEY. HEY! HELEN! AT THE STRAND J Back' Greek ' " 'Do you wish to obtain a divorce. Madams? ' KaVi you " tiUkaulted - simpkasABC saves chicks It 4m. . 'Baccachb( Too Often This Warns of aefcy nrlrtd. iWs. a s&a. lent diuretic, tocteaee Us Don tt!U. the secretion of the Ldncys and thus aid in the aUmaoatioai .Carpenter Seed Co 7$ North University Ave, Prove. ' endorsed Phone 192 1 ,. NATORELAND ranchers around Clectra. Texas, . hired trappers and poison sharps, a few years ago, and conducted ty 4 waste impurities. users everywhere. D0ANJS AsrjMutNT eiuRtnc Are Atk ?'&5 . . . At a preventive, melt and inhale mght and morning V VAPoHua . had r - Sports Bulletin: Contestant It the York mars thon have developed such flat feet' that microbes couldn't crawl undef their arches. ,, : 1.. WE DON'T DOCBT TOCB WORD, MB, POP, BIT Dear Provocation: Bollev. It or not there la a Dr. Loofley at the Mate Hospital for the) Is). f'' MnusTkiilj'm. Dnrmi. AH tr. Fluent. E. B. Tengua and M. "Jk,;t-Vea Pop. THE F1X)WERS THAT BLOOM IN THIS SI'tUNO. TBA! LA! i The melanrholy days are come, POPULAR MECHANICS The saddest of the year. This ih Matilda, Marmalade, Pro We sflisWwIll have to beat the rugs. Spring cleaning time Is near! ve) ethnographer, 7 who fcs credited d Li't ae Oca is so with the dlscov-cr- y shW esn't even reel guise ths of a new way that to punctuate of- - people she dreams about at .night . ' floe) letters and I hate . Aglrt I documents. H Helen Rhedd: at labor. va f r lously typing read! ' I p a 1 - i 1 1. mstras, Mies Mar Musical Note; Owing to painful malade waits unIs felon on his right forefinger, Mr. til thn Prove s musiand Joseph eecapleted, then spatters It with Ink. The blobs cian, has been forced to postpont of Ink represent commas, periods his recital on the -Jews harp. and semicolons. . The process ' has Art Shannon. not been patented. " I mm ). ..' lirvol (She's-neve- 1 r r, YOUR ENGLISH t el . bution.. - r; nnnn Htm 03 ILggo tE Ii!e priced teresr when using j DAKENG j fi t in ycur baldnz - y ' Pure Guaranteed i ' 1i X f I 0 3f E. St. l ill for over .Open Monday . at ' x , SANITARY MEAT CO. : 15 : 1 w - - Ounces for - . .i:L- New Retail Counter . - Men- - Cunning are lawyers la tana. Just North of Public Library ' TTf f . ft BAKERY' 57 N. 1st . INFLUENZA It- a kidneys r red-nos- A A DO NT SAT ."I expect likely you thought' so and so.' "I think It la likely' is correct Ship me somewheres est of Suet PRONOUNCE "business as If With that Usy, native bunch; She did her stuff without a "slip with - stress on Where there ain't no boees cussing spelled "hli-nees-" Till Paris said, "Kid. you're a Pip!" t When yen take three hears for "bit." Next day they launched a thousand DONT USE "female" when you ,, lunch!. ships mean "woman." To bring back Helen! ADAGE popularly used but often Our idea of something or other is ths bose who drives up to a filling misquoted: "The good dl young" She puTthe "Histr In History station and demands two cents' was "He whom the gods favor dies This Queen could sure love Royally! worth of gasoline lor his Clg&ret-lighte- In youth," as pktutua said It, long rr" was an unsolved mystery centuries ago. See Homer If you want the Bars Facts about Helen. -- PROVO A A. A. - un-div- Smoking RoocM "t overheard a couple of Volstead violators the other day." remarked a smoker, biting the end from a villanous cigar. They were having quite an argument who "I'm going to shoot the married my wife,' yelled one, loudly. "' Sssshhh. Sssshhh.' said the Other, seeking to quiet the noisy one. "We don't want no murders around here.' " 'Murderth.' shouted the Other, louder than ever. This wont be no murder. It'll be a shulclde'." A He awver- missed the- sneas aB Or bunk fatigue, you bef! ,. ad hai- r- I - MlieVable- - Witt.-f- " Lj -- rsHBWmg, ncjpn; herkarhej headache and tfizsy spell? Are the kidney excretions too frequent, scanty or burning la Duut) Thees are often sirne of alugfiaa kidney and shouldn't be onngs mem through to carry -- Joe Bungstarter has Just received a big dividend. Joe owns an fifth Interest In a, deck of marked cards. New Location PVERY day &dJ vm lame and ana T -- . Sluggish Kidney Action. S CHICK P A A WWWW WW WW March income tax collections toTDivlnely' tall divinely fair." uted 1515,000.000.13. It Is announced. All dressed up In her long red The 13 cents represents our contri- . A. A A A. A. A A A. A. A. A. A - a regular campaign. They thought Till along cam Helen. they got 'am all. During the next year or two, a cub was seen now and then, but suddenly the varmint Her soldiers all raved, "What a has become a numerous as ever. A She'sQueen? Good Company, what J few old wolves will raise enough mean!" families in flv yean to well ktocK It's doubtful of you've ever seen a couple of counties. " A girl like Helen! -The wood duck, most beautlUl storylbow Is elassleaW aJjt, of all that wild tribe. Is certainly But she was strictly paxtlcaL coming back. Several broods were "SHE'S not so mythological!" tama enough to choose the park Tou'U say of Helen. system of Boston as a home, last summer. When spring shooting Although she lived back In B. C ingly. ed by the Canadlan-U- A Her style's decidedly A. D. The work Is done In a tiny room was atolls IS feet underground, In order to treaty, a decade or so ago, the wood And now the Movies give you the Lowdown on Helen! dues, was all but extinct avoid absolutely temperature change. Observations wlU. extend over a period f aoveral months. When finished the result should be the last word In man's computations of gravity's constant - iag.plan.thafs as . When you thinsw you have ex CONSTANT OF ORAVITATION terminated the wolves over a wide bureau- of Standards scientists hare begun a new series of observa- section, it's Just about time t start exterminating ail over again. The tions to ascertain the constant of gravitation. The particular object "Why, you're all cut up." In view Is the estimation of the "A mouse ran across the floor while I was being shaved by a lady maas.of the earth; to ascertain which it Is necessary to know the . barber.',-- K C. Star. exact bull of gravitation. In the . j past, this constant has frequently One Only been calculated, the latest and most "Here you any abnormal children accurals computation having been in your elassT" made by Dr. Paul R. Heyl of the Tes, on of them has good man pureau of Standarda, about a year ners." tgo. There Is still room for more precise calcultatlon, however, As to Temperature . M -and Dr. Heyl Is determined , to 'Oh, Phillip, what can equal the feach a mors nearly correct figure warmth of a true woman's love?" for the constant of gravitation by The wheat of her temper, my bis latest series of observations. Me dearJ has improved the apparatus used and expects to get results accord- try yarcl tacts snow that ordinary vntcttfd rations and iiaxrures- such as hard boiled eggs and oatmeal save pennies but not chicks, j Usually 50 of them die. Poultrymen "whoi are Cod. Liver Oil. Well be glad to tell you of a SCIENCE Family Fireside,Fun Humor; . e, . chicki;" Ibul-- " na Helen dow-n' Hubby had to grab his crown And chase out after Helen. ... puck Sturtcna, the tnittennilk starting Tsnon. connunicg AAAi Bung-starte- rreach inaldiirioneyinvmonepc3mcp and save to iostftiieirxWclis.-'ftcVfced-Puri- And so did cheek- - The way she used to play around She turned a kingdom unslde very means of reconciliation?" Tes, I tried all the dishes." Which Will You Save? - A short-stghta- odds? Well leave that gossip to the Bards Who've sung of Helen. ... .? I. Stanley gbuford the days of the ancient She was a Daughter of the Gods The Mother of but what's the giving A'jo, there is the glorious kick in California. Bootleg being destroyed: at Santa Barbara, actually ate the Soles off a - .;.. policeman's shoes a policeman' mind you. r.- By In Every girlie had her Sheik; They did the Spring Dance '- A. griefs Napoleos) r Whatever When he was a cadet, . 1 NEXT! J v r Umists. Of course It is an Impossibility to stagger down the. straight and narrow path. S unsl AA A AA - -- Ail has not been told, says Mr. Fall. One of Mr. Fall's statements which the public will accept as truth, without any : -- " -- r I r-- l ' qualification! ' ' $x WWW A A. A. A. A A . 4 " 1 A. There ia a Jot of wildcat speculation going on In this country, and It hew quickly a wildcat Is The boss is thinking of serving canamaslng change Into a wolf bowling outr laprobes to lady customers, be side your door. cause a man in the end chair this maa with aoul ee morn tag said he came In for an Urea there dead . eyeful, but not of lather'. The beauty parlor operator Is Who never to a friend bath said: 8fiepretMr-w- h tm nevrieCMti tfaat take hint, old mk 'rop nv"J vinced thatlhere are no real op- - " A 5 e.AAAAA.AAAA.A WWW W I . Carlo Ferrer, Droker, Montreal,t (Copyright, 1928 Boy, rua rJattor; "Reflecting the prosperity ' Hewdy. folks I of Canaday the Candlaa dollar if aewii aad bliff BW tlS.oee higher than the American dollar at Cieaerai Motors! And here's for the first time since the war." P""y for your trouble. sent" A.A t The Bobber Shop - The most stirring recant since Mr. Ford! is .. back 1100,000 of that boodle to Sinclair, i r A.AAAAAAAAAAa,AAslAj P-PROVOGA- TIONS- le la juet what the will etand for. and they will not Und for the Eighteenth. Amend- ' r-- ine-gunn- XT'OU can wve pennies ofiavt "Tlte-4e-e- - A hfe One wouldn't think that pants would, become an issue and cause of war, although about everything ' sf -- Makings of War -. TCP OF TONGUE VS. rs.iviiLiLr.. eeaeatoe ifTTTTT)) Oisss. e ..,',,..' k m Sr g? Millions of pound used by our government uu i |