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Show :rro FROVO EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, MARCH 5,' 1928. OUT OUR WAY THE HERALD - ru a m Wtt 1ft nipt psriL. V1 ' Sv'r s. Ori G05H " (Tl poif ! urUi" woioui ii as 8". toiiri "L: - Y Aatrl irmi " wioacw ; I By Ahcra MAflrfrA!-rV6j.rterT,- I VU5 wodf O annLflU tiallCll r"i Be 09; Society reporter, JOTj Editorial telephone reeeiT do Mt 1J0. If you year paper before p. eopy win b del'vered to roar reeldeBce. Baa In Tekvpbap rooa, Fata . T BOARDING HOUSE By Will I vhii'-iiiA ? V 77oinvnu HEARTrVVf:? rVV:'Xl I s uolt Qir.u"r X ArZcti-Wm&i ,Lf Bodgers. pcssideBt, at rubBsbed j the Hen 14 UjrporaUoo, . C. as secoad-ciaKalis io. 1st W. 8U rroro, UIly. Enter Catted Prase aissaber th of Pre la CUh. to, ttn peetofflc - Mult shecxipUoa terms St carrier in th comity, 43 cent the moath; eatside county, t&00 ft year U adrsar; by Mail la th countj, ' ; . ? ISjOO .,-.;- tM . K. unaar Raamuson. oditor and naMjer; If. C Hicks, county Clark, advertising editor; F. K. Blagkton. business manager; ... . '2 K. W. Got ileU, elty ecuor, . Jm , L p f .i . OF WISDOM WORDS " 7 j Buy carefully, pay promptly and save something. Are You A Machine? - , The thinf4J3At4lia4ioafit of somcjjjrios are queer. Theodore Cofnacq. wealthiest merchant of France, died 89. It wag his especial boast that during the other never had missed a day at his office.. This he his career Ion? w he was highly proud which 5M ajsprdof but there doubtless lFohT6Tthrtrtghrrirtttet Industry . . . e n t . .1 .1 . At m1 If ox. fvajk'mh m someining almost vermying in me muugm devotion tphis business. To convert oneself into ass machine, turning with monotonous rc guTafltyTTonsuming-cotintlccolumn of figures, taking over the functions of cash register and filing cabinet, hardly Beems the highest possible development for which a man may aim. We have all read enough copy books to know that "life is real life is earnest." But the man who refuses to spend all of his daya in toiling and getting the man who Insists on his heaven-bor- n right to loaf occasionally has never been idleness is a rais?l half nough. There are times-wh- en v 1 dyat bjb rr 1 t ss sra i r 'j i iv'T' i nMLP xri fl-- sri jsn ij rv.v i hot mn ; ti ran t-- "k v i v m -""M't.-j- i j? m 1 . -- -- 1 - "fireiirTtrTXTr: - ' hero is the unfortunate thing about a life like that i M Cognacq; just when yot have reached the acme of f fk ieticy just when "you have become fully reconciled' to the grindstone against which you are eternally forcing your noe ycur life comes to an end. And. what have you had? Nothing that the ant has not had in equal measure. Life offers a great many things that can be enjoyed only In idlmess. And these things are too precious to miss. There are winding roads through rolling countrysides, where petals from apn'e blossoms drift lazily down through the long spring rise over jrreen mountains, with unjrpwtefl curves now anu men wjiere nau a uuieu cuuiuies lie like colored maps, spreaa out ai your, ieeu mere are Vjngstretrhrfl of sea shore, with yeI6W"sand, white surf and bufe water. There are tiny lakes hidden In quiet uplands, where clean winds will ruffle your hair and blow the dust out of your heart." These things are the common property of ill who own as much as a six - year -old flivver. J And they are boons beyond price. They remain with you ' ifnrough all your days. They provide inner retreats to which you can retire without leaving your chair. They furnish conviction that life is a grander, more beautiful affair than is dreamed of in offices and factories. And they can be had only bythose who know how to loaf. , Continued idleness Is a curset f course.' But Isn't much ? Cog nacq as his model may become wealthy. But he will not be a man to be envied. ' ' 1 1 OwT. v r I ..fix. t , -i Assuvt ncx l 1 aotn.ei.H t- -i ' ByCrane ' TIP -- 41 I E. D. Simon: as much to be In partnership by fighting th slice." PKO V I Howdy, folks! Even tha Qrm whlatie sounds a If it had a cold. Ther. t ' ffb 'rM-mi- little) vacant corner, ' '.'- - . Don't you cry, Tou'U be a "palatial movie house" ' , By and by. ;.;.. ' Abigail toApplesauce all with WORLD "There la ten time gained by working for a larger cake about the size of . FOBTSfs H" n TM.K Aecajf TrClC If fURCO TRCA.S0R6, ITU VO.P Ml PL-If- - Tvtpf DO it UNlOeW POWrfrtOVE. 1,1 i I- - J aaakw burger stand en thirfcrtii th. ' ' " Addled Axiom: People who bv In glass house should drees la the ' cellar.- sTF " "Good heavens! I've just remem bered that I haven't my latch key with msl"? 'Won't your wife get up and let " ' you In?" "I'll make her. I ll scratch- on the door and whm and she'll think her pet dog has been locked out" Boa-" tori TraRcrIj)L" " r: THE (OeVER 7 ni t, i 1" " ' And then there's th absent- minded gink who went to a drugstore to get a prescription filled. - WCU.-CA- KT . ;:.v; HNS-- U Family Fireside Fun stJTB thanoleat-tt- Vote for Joe Bung tartar for dog- a Photograph of the catcher. great Tia Jaana Artichoke Handi It snows cap for Baby Rickets (Jockey Fonndcake ' In Smoking' Room up) coming down the horn stretch, nld tha roar of the crowd and tha ' shrill siren of the peanut wagons. "It was the first house to be hulifcs. tirt " a iIi4o-lThus nwftt Xunchltmef ml shot) estate man subdivided th smoking ond, with BB (a r a It known wag roounponveraation.' third. that the woman of the family Photo by MlUard Beck, official fact had and saved and done scrimped photographer for Provocation and without, to build. She had taken th Police Gaiette. , matters In her own hand and numbered the house, that ia Whatever trouble Eve did hav- usually the job of a city official, from clothe ne'er begged ,She whether you like th number he Adam, you or not So when other gives leaf cown. was a For every fig houses appeared on this lot, the And Madam Adam had 'em! village mathematician asked th . woman she had chosen numThe Oxford Dictionary, begun in ber 1230 why 1859. has just been completed. Gosh, " 'Because,' she replied with a cast we bet the editor was glad when he iron expression on her face, twelve , got to "Zythum"! thirty Is the time my husband us" ually blow in the front door and the three quarters stands for th . OCB LITTLE FEATHERED cents he usually haa.'" seventy-fiv- e FRIENDS This la Horace Q. Rhnbarb, who A Kansas town Is putting into Is leading a movemeot to bay eye- which stipulates .. glssse for TJtalt that aallcurfew law, persons ef school age be off ; lake seagulls. th streets by o'clock. Looks Many seagnlla A .. are so short- - th poolrooms in that town will do a thriving business. hted." h de clare, that they follow. Scotch ship In search Gargle with warm ask water of food damped m then apply over throat. , overboard. Needle to say, they perish miserably of hunger before Abov k threc-year-old- a. JcWiec - flve-to-o- ne FATHER'S BIO DRIVE Few people know It, but I once drove 829 yards.". "What make of automobile were you uilng?" Stanford Chaparral : SIDE GLANCES - By. George Clark . PP. .81cH of ' IW ajawf Bays:. "It 1 It's only a question of time untft girls who use right flirt a UpMtick. hut marry on who can very block In Provo will have a Mr. David Forsuth: "Optimists movie theater on on corner, a fill are people who have been properly push, a broomstick." .: . tng station on another, an apart- lanies- .- . " mmmmmmmm Kew. arlt "A good friend of Governor Smith, thank God for young Teddy Roosevelt I hop he doesn't break nia neck as he goe through the country attacking the Governor; I hop everybody gives the UtU colonel a helping hand. All I aak ia that some heckler In each audience stand up and say: llow about Tea pot Dome, Teddyf " . , s 'iZlaltBw OPTONGUlf .U,uaUiuU4 ssssswaawswBWHA ejSwBaaawswawaaBSSBBBsassswawaaa3a sfcws"saaaaawaissaawiawsasawaBSBwsssassBBsawsaaisw MiB WASHINGTON TUBS tV .layjIhglrjJsthat MfcMi too,-whe- n TIME FOB EVERYTHING "But, darling, don't you want to marry a man who la economical ?" 'Oh, I suppose so, but it's awful being engaged to one." Pathfinder. 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Creoauluoa ia eaaraiitred aatiafao-loria the treatment of penuteM cough and cold, bronchial atthma, brooch it i and other form of leapira-tor-y dieae, and nk. , A wb.it THE."TkaMP ing cp the trstem after colda or flu, Moarr rrfur.drd if ay cough or cold m not reliod after taking according tc dirocliooa Ak yoai draggiau (adr.) ef-fe- et Pr 5AM COLDS THAT DEVELOP INTO PNEUMONIA - Tout tongue la nothing mote COULDN'T be done. That Texas than th upper and of your stomsoh horned toad never lived for SO years and intestines. It is the first thing It tells at a shut up with a pile of Texas news- - your doctor look lance the condition of your diges- WORK. ..SALESWOMAN: This U my pet, dearie I don't show It to every customer 'cause I don't want to see it go out of the aop. - 3-- 4. ..,-GEORGE WASHINGTON never The two greatest revivalists in told a lie; and, he was oh of the leading taxpayers of his timet America ar Billy Sunday and Henry Ford. 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