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Show .:St. Meaning to Old Abstemious Man Oneiric cever Pastes wino or pirits at home. Apprentice A lad leaping,- by tyraany uicesiiry to icxpnenct,a the master. him iroako Tho current coin Artific3 Commoc stnse. Itdioroua traDsactioa, Jkrgain In which each party thinks ho iias cheated the other. Critic A lacgo dog that p,oti and barks at everything he does not compivhend. Curiosity The source of great faults. jiroRreHS nnd many Dentist person who aU work ;fir hia own teeth by extracting those of other people. Doctor rX man who kills you to- hy to savo you from cymg to uior-- j daneo of Power A i TOW. Friend A fxrscn who will not nsbisfc yon, because Le .kuowj your - Folly The Vpnit of ttc world. IIoneifery Aa aoeieat art, said do havj been fashionable among irU ! now ott of ue, r Wdera. only by the lower Jury Twelve prisoners in a box,; :to try ono or uiuro at the bar. Iiws Tho authority for publicly whirring tho wicked poor. 1 Lawyer A lcarued geutleman ,who rccuM your estate uom yiur tucujits and keep it himself. Marriage A epociee of luttery, vnrith very few pme. MUfortoue The crucible of wis- - .and-wive- the close ef the Exhibition be again at the sercice of will they their owners, or, in the absence of different instructions, will be transferred to some historical society or museum. During .the lado war there were many newspapers issued which illustrated the straits in which their pub- -' lishexs foand themselves. il'iok, pa- -' and wrapping yellow blue, hct, were' substitutes and other many per, pressed into the service.' Specimens of .these possess a curious interest. The advantages to the public of such a gathering are manifest to a degree which renders elucidation unnecessary, and ths opportunity to do a very useful act is placed within' easy reach. A single copy of some senile broad sheet may not be of much worth to its proprietor, yet in conjunction with others it will make p a worthy collection. Many people there are who, having preserved such curiosities if or years, can turn them to little or no practical account, aid it is not too much to hopo that the response given by such will be ready and general. Without loss to themselves, thyan materially benc-li- t visitors to the Great .Centennial Kxhihiiioa and appreciably advance a patriotic movement. prac-jtLw- . Ono .of ever tuiled a quarrel. Mothing--T- extent ho of human NOTICE. AT THE f'or-itun- lflIESTIC"ri it IS JSXKCUTED a winter's night wa that of the disappearance of a stone IN ALL ITS BRANCHES, away, the furniture removed, and every fcriek and tone carried F in o. J3axoirior Stylo , ch Machine. Mill m W' Lock-Stit- " Ogdsn Junctioa Office broad daylight, oever imagined the knowledge. Nuisance The disturbance caused workmen were robbers, and did cot !by your neighbor iu nuking his interfere. Iiut that etrasge things happen in OversisrhU-T- o leave tfofcr old um New York as wdl as London, was Uke away demonstrated brella in a newsroom, wed o bey ad a doubt this " ia new one. spring. l'leasurc--- A "phantom whkh en-- , On that part of 5th avenue which chants us, but which ties as oon as faces Central Park, an expensive ma seek t grasp it. brown stone front house ia a nearly ittfeutiineace of unoccupied mock, was rented oy a Order lreeooity--T- be Books, ,your crtild. showy maa calling himself Captain QuarreJ A fault when wo provoke . It was furnished thoroughly lit; a stupidity when wo do not foresee and elegantly by some down-towupit; and a uv&forUine lien 'c canuct holsterers, pictures, bronzes, etc., oivoid it. were added, great hampers of wines Ileficctivo Turn to have your and provisions were brought, an iee Ileoeipt Books, while turnumbrella turn inside man, a batcher, a baker, and grocer were engaged, and the whole estabing a corner. Tho feelings of a pick- lishment ready for ita occupants. An Hercorse Bill Head. old man, a neighbor, with nothing pocket caught in ti.e act. Science To tie a eaststcr to tho else to do, amused himieir by look tail of a dog, and ober whether he ing at the contents of the house, and Letter Heads, runs cast or west. one day penetrated the kitchen, Suggestion Advice gircn by a where ha found plumbers taking out servant to his master. the range, wha said "tho Captain A. fellow with a tin Trasediaa didn t hko it, and had ordered a difShow Cords, rot oo his head, who stalks about the ferent patent." Fisitins Cards, Th family failed to come for a stage, and gets into a violent passion or so nmch a nigM. , fortnight, the ice man, the butcher, , , UofUtunato Mta One bora with bctker, and groocr roau came for or a conscience. dors, tut found no customers. FinalVed4ed Bliss 'A' term Ucol by ly the neighborly old gentleman told Business Card?, Iilt5n, f a policeman he thought there was ' A charming Creature, Woujan something wrog about that house, whoso graces excuse her faults. and so there was, for, on opening it, Bert Oompamon-- i. it was found YxiUBg-Maoentirely empty. iNot Ball Tickets, flo who takca him home when he only the ftuuitare was gone, but the tannot take hiinserf home. - Z. mantels, crates, rancre, furnace, and everything portable was cone. And Meal Tiekefs, Ancient Newspaper. ? where is the gallant Capt. Gone to keep a stylish boarding At the coming Centennial News- house at the Centennial. paper Kthibitioo, at I'kiladelphia, it Hand Bills, has been decided to display copies of aauuo journals mad otkr curiosities Tho other day a Detroiter, who Skipping Bills, of oewe(pxr literature. To this in- his a goad record of army service, teresting collection tli persons hav- took down his revolver to shoot a cat s ing ancient, quaint, or csrious which had been hanging about the Monthly Statements, wo invited to contribute; and house. After looking at him while should tha response be as hearty and he fired six shots, the cat walked general as we hope to find it, this away. While he was loading up for publications more destruction, the shooter's small gathering of will prove to be not only a leading boy inquired, "Father, did you ever trait of tho Newspaper Department, kill any one while you were in the but also one of the salient attractions army?" Evtry Vartttjf oj of tho Kxhibition as a whole. All "I suppose so, iny son." hating the ability and tho will to aid After a long pause the boy conu the reject, should transmit thoir haro got RAILROAD tinued, "Then WORK. consignments without delay to ths near enough to hit 'cm with an ax, I'avil'on of the Centennial Newspa- didn't you?" . per Inhibition, Fairniount Park, It was then discovered to be Philadelphia, addressed to the care f about school' time. " ' ' Jilr.,(jieu. P. llpwel who hau the j ' tattler io charge. An Irishman recently soliuized While on view, theso exhibits will hVG attached to them, labels desig- "What a wacte o? money to bo bu) nating by whom they arc contributed, tng laate when you know tho half of and All consistent care will be taken it is bone, while yu can $pend it for thcto froai damn, u "preserve wb?ekey that hasn't a htfoe ia it. s ' ' ', : Doable-Thre- ad THE the strangest stories that ' THE NEW Sudden Disappearance. house in London while its owners were journeying ia tho Holy Land. 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