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Show XDokt, Pedro's Correspond the enti. shadow of the Tribune tower lies it darkest. I will take you round on a circuit Oq Monday afternoon, just before that will make your hair curl. t o'clock, the Ameriean sovereigns Then, toward morning, there will street in be a chair ready for you at the who crowded Twenty-thir- d 'the hope of getting a glimpse of their Scribblers', and a long pipe and a imperial brother of Braganza,were mug of bitter.- jjrratified by the spectacle pot only of , Come aloEg, old fellow, and I'll stand by you like an majesty, but of majesty in lively A window of the Emperor's Joe. Hoavard, Jr. p w. :! 5, .... ,5.s and a lor widT thrown was open, pur ANT tPTre"T. TTT 1 TI TV 1 C BfltVffTl ' 'tall, uoble'lookiug figure, leaning out, Z' v.2 WITH TEARS. ,, j ,r after a vigorous gecture, winch was Esteemed Sir: It having oo variously interpreted below as a curred eour-Ucsto me that you might have of gratification, icapatienc?, occaeioa for professional advice dkigust and benediction, flang in while the United States, I have i ti to the air a large iandta of papors; determined iaud hastily shut d?WM the sash. (after much, prayerful A the docunianta fluttered into deliberation) to, 83nd you my card. My1 references are Henry Ward Hhe stTeeC the 'American '' citizens' Beecher and J. Gould. and assembled tlii'ire etopped cheering F Most humbly and. obed:ently 'began a 'frantic struggle to possess ; curs. ,, 'ihera: The general opinion regard- j mon-urch G. Thomas Sherman. was the that windfall the ing bad determined to reward the FROM HEADQUARTERS AT WASHING- crowd', friendly interest in his per-- , TON...,, 1 fori by a liberal distribution of ; Dom 'Pedro, Esq. : If you will visit Washington I shall take pleasTaints of nobility,. Titles to iJijtuOBtl jaiueiirl YJTC!.' ure in" showing you the Best Society 'Grants of rich pJauiing lands, of the Capitol, and also tho Sewers lloumhwpi hj the Braxiliaa, anny, t and other improvements Wich is !nm mission in (be Hraziiian navy, ,l , K4t'Cotitraet!f fofpain the streets of principally my work. The President is bad again with Rio, Checks onsthe imperial bank, or at least the neuralgy and aske me to write, aaritiitiona to dine with hia Majemy.ui wbh is ail the same. For three minutes there was breath-3- e " Don't read the Sub. . Bileuc3 iu Twenty third street, Shepherd. while the lucky ones eagerly, read to P.S. D nit! ee what fortune had befallen them AN EXPLANATION FROM A STATESAt the expiration of three minutes MAN, NOT A CHRISTIAN. ifbere urease a general howl of disgust Yocr Majesty : I take advan t the treacherous conduct of, the a tage of i the occasion ef your visit to urse proud oppressor of millions, and one minute later this country to explain my disposal street was nearly emp-i- of the $G4,000, about which there is Twenty-thirat this time some impertinent of the vast crowd. A curious individual, who remainOne half of the euro wlneh came ed uud colloctud from the sidewalk, into of the dozens and my hands was given by me in gutter many ttreet, from Dora Pedro charity to a constituent of uime, a documents fluag by Ms window, discovered several which poor widower, with seven grown-u- p sons. , may be of interest to the public : The other moiety I unfortunately JAMB9 II. TO PEDRO II. left at home upon the piano. UnoTiiEit: Please accept t my perlour Majesty will thretore eeo sonal thanks for coming iu the same that the transaction had do political teamer m which the llerald ambas significance. I trust you will be able sador had paid his fre to New Fork. to give me your Support for the Cin u s i he, facilutea thus accorded hiuy for cinnati nomination. - ' ' Yours andT watching you truly daily eeig you " 'James G. Bu ine. eat, were not only complimentary to the Herald, but also a graceful ac FROM THE LAUREATE. knowledgemcut of the enterprise of f;- :i' i s v-- i i i' . J ? ; i t THE HEW Double--( 3 ? Thread M-$titc- -: ac-tio- ,. ,. ; NOTICE. h Machine. . I to-Ike- n y, AT THE -- h,'l 1 1 , ' Ogden Junction Office . 1 -- tJOB WORK THE A.-U- LIGHTEST-RUNNIN- MACHINE G With our printed directions, no instruction or mechanical skill is required to operate it. machine is based upon a principle of unique and unequalled simplicity, comprising simple levers working upon centres. 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Come , Majesty regarded my humble efforts and see me. to' please, at Booth's last night, and ' The rose Is red, the violet blue, the gracious smile with which you And boitJe gren my lore for you when several on occasions ma greeted Although it has become somewhat 1 entered the. imperial box, embold of a aecessity for me to bo exclusive n me to presume that I have been in my invitations, owing to the large o fortunate as to win powcrtu number of titled foreigners who seek jour 4 vi my, hospitality, I shalLbe happy to Personally I should iike to be ' a entertain yourself and the Empress Dake; but if there are no vacancies when roucome to Philadelphia just aow amoHg the dukedoms, I am Anybody can tell you where I willing" to 'be cast as a Count, with live.1 Take the Market street cars the 'understanding that I am to be from the depot, fjul.'fl! fcheved at the earliest opportunity. Cordially; your , (J i? JosErirlljTooKKL, "G. Washington Childs, A.M. I Commodore. let r A careful count of Sunday Morninu.! street ters picked up on Twenty-thir- d A CON SIDERAT1 ;'..foFFEU. shows that thirteen were requests for The ilnvoy Extraordinary and the Emperors autograph; forty-siWiuiste'r Plenipotentiary of. 'the requests for money, in sums varying Court of. II. from; ooo clollar to one million; twen United States Dear-th- e )i. JL; presents" his cbmpliuienta to invitations to theatrical per bis Majesty Dom,Pedro II. afld bigs for nianccs in this and , neighboring to ssy (in confidence) that it his Ma cities; one hundred and ninety five jesty desires instruction iu a celebra tradesmen's circulars; and one, a ted American game, as taught with letter of religious advice aud exhort great euceess at several''Courts ol atiou. New lork bun. Jiurepe, tha" K. E. and M. P. is at )litf :l: i! t i his Majesty's service. The . iJ. and M. 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