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Show "That's . Billy." , ; An estimable lady "who presides over a household has living with her siihI brother .. CKtor tho Ytttar ..n-vA P""" one of a those good-niBilly" being fellows, always up to tured; mischief, and yet always the pet of the family. A fe clays ago Hilly, not having much to do remained at home the greater portion of the fore noon, Saturday, and while the ladies were hastening through their house hold duties, which required a little more attention than usual, owing to its being the close of the week, he amused lumselt by bothering them jn various ways, the mast annoying of which was going out quietly and door-belthus frightening ringing the them into' the belief that a visitor had called and caught them in toilet scarceTwice did they thus ly presentable. the answer . bell, only to find . that his tricks. After the at Billy was second time they "went for him" so wvagely that he promised to clear out, and taking his hat departed. Five minutes latter the bell rang. "That's Billy again," ejaculated the two females in chorus. "I'll fix him," con tinued his younger sister, and picking up a large pauiul 01 potato parings, squash trimmings and dirty water, she slipped noiselessly out of the back door and round the nde of the house to the front, where she peered round the corner of the building- cautiously and saw the figure of a man standing by the side of the door, with his back toward her. liaising the pan to just just the right position, she sprang around the corner and brought the contents down full upon the head of Biily, while at the same instant the other sister, w ho had quietly ap preached the door from the inside, suddenly threw it oiien, and with arms extenped, bounded forward, ex claiming, "iSow 1 vc got you. lie fore the words were fairly out of her mouth she came to a sudden stop and nearly shrieked with surprise and mortification, as a glance showed her that it wasn't "Billy" she and her sister had captured, but a middle-agestranger, and he stood with an expression of alarm on his wuntenance, caused by the singularity of his reception, while his hat, hair, whiskers and clothing were dripping with water, fragments of squash, potatoes, etc., giving him an appearance that under other circumstances would have been to the ladies irresistibly comical. Explanations were finally had, when the stranger proved to be a legislator who had been desired by a mutual friend in the upper country to ill and deliver a message while he was here arranging for accommoda-tiou-- fun-lovin- g l, - d well-dress- neck and gnawed away, at the $ougli, fibrous flesh with as much apparent gusto as though tearing open au orange. He thus continued until he had literally eaten off the rat's head. Nor did it take "him long, for scarce had the digust of the spectators seized them than the boy held in one hand the bleeding carcass and in the other the mangled head, and there held them as he stood gazing and laughing at those whose stomachs had turned during the process. It is hard to say how much further the youth would have gone perhaps eaten the unsavory flesh had not older ones dispersed the crowd and driven them home. Think of that youngster's tastes ! .Why, one almost imagines him picking rat's hair and flesh from betwecu his teeth for a day after his meals. cuisine hip been Boarding-housmade the subject of many jests, though wc suspect that the average is as "good fare of the boarding-hous- e as the average fare of other houses. However, this has nothing to do with the story of a French gentleman, M. Burgot, who lives in San Francisco, and has an income of 700. Weary of the bad living of M. Burgot has gone boarding-houses- , to reside in the paying So a week for his boa-d- . He is an aristocrat, bloated or ' otherwise, among the paupers, and can do things which would have driven Mr. Bumble or any other parochial beadle mad. e alms-hous- 13 VISITING SALT LAKE CITY, Given, ONE FOURTH IN CASH AND THAN TO CALL EXAMINE A XI) AT DINWbODEY'S Iiumcn.se Stock OP ! Cheap. Th Only lniu Remedy dl-t- will cure Fever and Ague, and all other Malarious, Bilious, Scarlet, Typhoid, Yellow and other Fevers (aided by Radway's Tills) so quick as RADWAY'S HEADY RELIEF. Fifty ctsuts per bottle, gold by Druggists. u. P. O. Address, Box MT. EXCELSIOR MILLS, mill.. Is MDufctur of fur tbs d Superior Cloth, lSInuk ets, Ynrii, Uniting, Kle., Ktc. Bring on Yonr Woo! at Once AND RKCE1YK Our Coods In Itettirn ht AdrnntageoiiH Hates. A. RANDALL, SON & CO. 'C2-3- BEST 13 1 f- See O. Whitehead Advertisement. j i- '2-- Family Sewing MacbiBe In. tlio World. 1 GEORGE W. TURNER, (Ut Price, $oO. With Cover, $55. VENT communicates through the Blood, Sweat. trine uud, other Hunts aud juices of tne system the vigor of life, for ft rapairs the wastes of the body with new and sound material, ftcrofula, 8V' philis, Consumption, lilandular disea. Ulcers in the Throat, Mouth, Tumors, Nodes iu the Glands und other part ol the system, Sore Eyes, Strum ous Discharges from the Ears, and the worst forms of Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Fever Sores, pcuM Head, Ring Worm, Salt Rheum, Krysip;n, Acne, Black Sjwts, w orms in the Flash, Tumors, Cancers in the Womb, aud all wcakcuiug and painful discharges, Night Sweats, Loss of Sperm, aud all wastes ol the lile priuciple, are within the curative range of this wonder of Modern Chemistry, and a few days' iik will prove to any person using it for either of these forms ef disease its potent power to OGDEX CITY, A8 Dr. HAD WAY'S T 3ET Mi rssi pan li cso veil t iti.ooi im'ijifieu, AN RESOLSARSAl'ARILLl tf Sewing Machine Vienna Exposition, Has made the most astonishing cures, so quick, so rapid are tite changes the body undergo, uiidw the influence of this truly wonderful .Vedicine.that EVERY DAY AN INCREASE IN FLKSU AND W EIGHT IS SEEN AND FELT. sTO-- Cloth for Wool! AT TUB Strongand Pure Rich Blood Increase of Klesh and eight Clear Skin and Beautiful Com plexiou secured to all. a:i:x the Every drop of the Iuntnmieiit lu WILSON THE PEIZE! Health! Beauty! 111:111 rouUr SAIXS 10.SOO per Anmtm! East Temple Street, C. H STAYNEll, Agent, 75 First South Street. SI til n St., Suit Lake City, Ncr Knv CtMwpueBs Am! Elejfaure Combined. nge's 4iiiillry. f . Maine, in the way of divorces, is rapidly becoming the Indiana of the East. An Augusta journal says that the marriage tie grows less and less sacred, the bond existing between man and wife is annulled for trivial causes, families are broken up, and neighborhoods and society generally demoralized. In Cumberland Comity eighty divorce cases are pending, and iu York Couuty twenty-tw- o separations have just been granted. Must Tb 31 That instantly stops the most oxcnu-intitif-r pain, and cures Congestions, allays Inflammations whether of the Lungs, Stomach, Bowel, or other glands or organs, ly on application, in fiom on to twenty niiimtun, no matter how violent or excruciating the pain, the Rheumatic, Infirm, Crippled, Nervous, Neuralgic, or with dispas may suffer' d THE LARGEST FACTORY IN THE WOULD! For He is Determined to Sell EVKKY I'AlN. wii the first ami is O'HARNETT'S. THE SUPERB BY FAR after reading this advertisement need any one Sl'FKKU WITH 1'AlX. RADWAY'S HEADY HE1.1KK IS A CCRK FOB & Main Street, Ogden. " FURNITURE iaim BOYLE Tliebest anil cWpest stock of FURNITI'W. north of Salt Lake. peace whan his head is perfectly horizontal and his heart is tender. Such is that magistrate of Guthrie County, Iowa, who has just made a decisiou in the case of a RADWAY'S READY RELIEF Will allord iustant ea.se. parent who sued his daughter s wooer for kicking him out of his own Inflammation of the Kidneys. Inflammation ol the Madder, Izillniiiniutiou of the Dowels. Congestion of the Lungs. Sore Throat, Difflcnlt parlor. It was held by the court Breathing. 1'ulpitatton of the Heart. Hysteria, that courting is a necessity, and Croup, Dipt her iu. Catarrh, Influenza. Headache, Toothache. Cold must not be needlessly interrupted Neuralgia, Rheumatism. Ague Chills. that a parent has no legal right in a TheChills, READY of the RELIEF to the application or parts where the pain or difficulty existi room where courting is going on. part will afford ease ami comfort. Tweuty drops in half a tumblerof water will in This, however, leaves open the ques- a few monivuts cure Cramps, Spasms, SoHr StomCELEBRATED tions whether a father in the exer- ach, Heartburn, MACHINE Sick Headache, Diarrhea, DysenTHIS which is just as good and cise of proper parental authority tery, Colic, Wind in the Bowels, and all Internal Pains. Travelers should aljvays carry a bottle of RADmay order his daughter, still domiWAY'S READY RELlEf with them. A few drops Twenty Dollars Cheaper than ciled in his house, to go to bed at 9 on first-clas- s water will prevent 6ickness or pains from any other Machino o'clock; and whether he is bound to ihauge of water. It is better than French Brandy iu th market, Bitters as a stimulant. find fire and light for the conven- er KKVKU AXI AOl'E cured for fifty cents. There is not a remedial agent in this world that HAS JUST TAKEN ience of the enamored. mild-minde- THIS RE8TIN FURNITURE, e, the It THE HIGHEST MARKET PRICE COULD NOT DO BETTER R. R. R. Justice, though blind, is always beautiful. So is a justice of the ' , ' RADW AY'S READY RELIEF 1 vi wr i ni.s In from One to Twenty Minute. Quest ion. ANTED. GRAIN I FROM THE IVOrtTII NOT ONE HOUR A .; PEOPLE t Co.), C. B. SIcGrscor - Fifth Street. Ogdrii. circumstance is menin a Canadian paper of a boy tioned MagBOYLE & 0'HARNETT, I5oolvS, uamed Kiugston, who recently lost his arm by a threshing machine at AGENTS, &c. Adelaide. After the limb had been Albums, comburied and the iflaiu St., Ogdcn. boy amputated CICi ai:.h AX1 TOUAC CO. plained that the hand was cramped, d299-t- f Call and sec it. Sr Tt'alt Puperi of th Cost Psttorns. causing him extreme pain, and that f ulsrriptlns tnknn for nil fVe Tatars of the Caj, if it was disinterred he could not siiKiiuj Locl, KsUmu ud Wes(ri. recover. The limb was accordingly curetlium. disinterred, and the hand found to If the patient, dally becoming redused by the deooniposiliou that i continually probe firmly shut together. During the wastes andsucctieds lu arresting these wastes, and gressing, Ilalf-Stielf. Ruts Raw, and on the the same with new material inade from hand tho the of repairs opening operation healthy blood aud this the SARSAPAKILLIAN , paticut evinced great agony, aud will and does securo. Not only does the Sars&partlllan Resolvent exrehe that felt declared afterward From the Alta Ca!ifcr..ia, San Fran. LOW RESERVOIR cel all known remedial in the cure of Chrosensation of the lieved Scrofulous. Constitutional aud Skin diseases, frcm nic, cramp. There lives iu this city a boy a it is the only positive cure for KIDNEY and is a strange one, but we bat HLADDEIt COMPLAIN IS, Urinary aud Womb child four years of age whose tastes The case is not without precedent diseases, Gravel, Diabetes, Dropsy, Stoppage of for the abhorrent have become si believe it Water, Incontinence of Urine, Bright' Disease, in medical annals. Albuminuria, und in all casos whe e there aro his make even as to presdisgusting hrirkdattt deposits, or the water is tqick, cloudy, mixed with substances like the white of an egg. ence among his playmates the signal Gunncrv is not taught, it appears, or threads like white silk, or there is a morbid. for a nauseous revulsion of feeliog,at in Dartmouth deCollcjre. Several stu dark, bilious appearance, and white least posits, and when there is a pricking, biirniiiir sen- a In delicate. more the venerable institution among dents of that Nition when passing water, and pain lu the small of the back and alou the loiHS. I'rice, $1.00 word, he has become a veritable found a out shooting lately, being WORMS. The only known aud sure Remedy and, it is said, relishes his dis- coon iu a tree. They shot at the lor Worms Pin, Tai, etc. gusting food. As aa instance of the animal 24 times, without hitting him, Tumor of 12 YohiV Growth Cured KfHolveiit. by ItatwHn Mass., maimer in which he deals with the while he sneered at their clumsiness Julv IS. 1869. IIkvlklt, Dr. RuiwaT: I have had Uvurian Tumor in the loathsome creatures, it is related by from his perch. At last, coming ovaries and bowels. All the doctors said "there MONITOR HAS GAIN' ED k KAR FAMKi) nitafl fn all flimufoo that was irp that yesterday afternoon down, having lost all patience at be- 'as no help forbutit." 1 tried everything rcpiitiltion. Ko higber vncninlani uuuuu r.iu uii me. I saw your recommended; nBtiiing helped uuiiiuiuu) a grocer at the comer of Mason and lip'll (VxJiiHK ttu tljHU tl My tint i it npsuks in Its eTPt-who ing killed so clumsily, he Veut for Resolvent und thought I would try it; nt had no AND FAMOU3 FOB BEING li:r, Market streets trapped a couple of those literary young men. Long faith iii it, because 1 had suffered lor twelve years. mid rerounntfiids it to her itM'libors and frioiiAi, took six bottles of the Resolvent, and one box of for and rulinliilitjr in iu BUST U33I "iii.inr, 70 large, gray, ferocious, mangy rats, the battle raged. The stock of a Railway's "ills, and two bottles of your Ready Reolicrutii'iis. not to a : of tumor aud be seea there or lief; h eigu whoso - CHEAPEST TO SUYII 250 srun was shivered. Coonie died Ht, and I toot better1, sniartnr, and happier than J very appearance would sicken 3i;iU MONITORS now in ISK, Ths worst tumor have was lor lre.lva iu Scotch terrier. The grocer took at years. him odds against last, for the the leltnide of the Isiwels, over the grniu. I wnte EASIEST TO SELL 1 1 ! uo, rvc cu.tkitAn the rats to the street to have them wcro fearful. He was one of the this to vou for the benefit of othors. You can HANNAH P. KXAl'i. it it' von choose. lamous for doicg more tad filled by dogs. Seeing the approach- heaviest characters of his class, and C00KI.(, STOVE, y4 ' DR. RADWAY'S ing excitement, a crowd of urchins weigbcd 30 pounds and six ounces COOKING, inai nnd Wucd, PERFECT PURGATIVE PILLS ...sontopr gathered as usual on such, occasions, over.' Wbiih ba such n Pimnnd tlirniifjh lhi I'erieclly tifUdent, elegsuiiy evatd with swot' , .. ; Terrirr, - Quicker ond Cheaper una and ahiong them was tire little Kir (iuui,"' purp, regulate, purify, clttuuse and strengthcniiix l l VDtu wauij Than . StOTtoftbs cure the lor of en. all disorders ' Pills, of toil, TJioro nrrer was a more accommo- - of t'cRailway's fellow in question. llis lips Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Blaador, All iir Sfov ore lirpi nl Cr Sule Evans-villell- l. ' in Nervwua Dim:ie, HeivLvho, Constipation, Costiva-tiethau one 'luivcivd and his' mouth began to datlri'elergymah Itrauc it hy X, 4". f . I. hkiI nil Bilkms Dysjiepxia, Biliousness, Indigestion, r, Inflr.inmaliou of the Bowels, Piles, and all Lately, us he was laying moisten as he saw the vermin about WrtK in tho AN) hy all Uc f Derangements of the Internal Viscera. Warranted oi a new euureu, ne to to be cil'ered a sacrifice to the yclp-iQ- ; the corner-ston- e Tprritorv. effwt a positive cure. Purely vegetable, conAdapted no mercury, mitioralsj r deleterious drug. SSffl?" Es?cc!aI,y remarked: "If boys and girls do taining Olwervo d curs. His little comrades " ' " the following symptoms resulting '' isi' "to tdb amen I at church, say worhl i fnV. cf the captor to give them one of their sparking fim Disorders of the Digestive Organs ConstipaChilnT'-rryiiiff for ' it.'-- , I have a daughter whom I tion, Inward Pi)e, FulliviNn of the Blood in the tlie rat3 for their to of the Stomach. Naunea, Heartluirn, fiiend,"Hnd'thej BTcL.4I.VN Acidity eye. When Disgust cf Food, Fullness or Weight iu the Stom-i'WiJ have nunc fun than if the cherish as the apple of my had 'Caudiffl Castor .. . SOIiXD .E"ST .... Fluttering at rather t Pit of Eructations, Sinkijigor of she is of suitable a,ge, I and Curious the ie the them Stomach, .bulb. Swimming lieu!, ''"P.got Atk It , Oil. rfloct!' bo courted in the house Hurried and Diflii ulf llreat'ciii.. Fluttering at the should she storethe to know" the result, MAM'JF'G' COMPANY, . IIMHlfc jaxiius Choking or Siifiociilia 8uun.!iou viien in EXCELSIOR tllf let theatre." Wo. sHt'art, IV" flVSff Htirl I ;.,. .1 Lying Posture, Dimness of Vision,- Dots or keeper cave up one, and it vras im- of God than in a i.f tlietVh.rOil Ik fi moment insinuate tliat Webs before the Si?bt, Fever and Dull Pn!n lit the fl H a for wouldn't the of Perpiratioii, Yellow noes ol Head. mediately taken from the trap by 4? ... SI. Louis, 2Io., of a pastor in the iiie SUinDeficiency and Even, P:u in tiio Side,Ciiest, Liliilis, , stajT wiuuitu. lnoutUral boy, seized flrmyid. the this St. Valentine li &.t in.r.it tu.t If I. it Fin he nf Heat, Bnrnin; in the !'Ieh. r the marriage fees, andA sudden t A)tJ) few doses of Rudwuy's Pills will free the sysbody by one hand, while the other least had an eye to Vcrmifn.w lion'ociu ilclnia's tem wem from all the disorders. Price tle'd fast to rifomLlo (Vim Am ulepiit ni. d io. the back of the head to but we couhuentiy prcuici iw "for io cents per box. Sold by Druggists. lthfif. fl.iltlt-LItnlulliil ktlit in daaUf 'taking a be RVAD "I'ntsC Itnd'frue." Send one letgreat .'rGV,ent the animal --from biting. will love tUciu uud fry lor tlitvu. I'rUo U.. fs. A Co., No. fi7 Maiden Lane ter lxs nus having secured his prey, the better or for worse" in his congrega- Newstamp Sale by Z. C. M. I. York. ltdtH'inatiou worth thoirxtuds will be For i'7-l- j Aud all otbtriliuggists. 81 lOUt) VII., fn ." juung monster sank his teeth in tne tion. A curious s. . limit . bne-du- rut-eate- Periodicals, azines, Pictures, Stationery, st r, u Ik iif-- , 1 m , pn'b-lih- h , . four-year-o- vJ infvBETTER : . (Ln tr r.xrt-i.'ric- ld urj.Ajv-i'il- v s. le-e- .'ii'-l'- beg-J-'-- I'f-ad- , h, l(. ,11) 4 - J v, 1 mi aKivw-riHm- !Ti-ft f . ... . 1'V.t-- ' |